Render up Love

Yes Dear

Late Night Calls

At The Synapse

Dectoen

Rose Coloured Glasses

Valleys Jam!

I have a plan 
I have a vision
So much for that
It needs revision

I'll think it over
Ignore demands
So what's the rush
It needs revision

I had a vision yesterday that I would turn the other way
Ignoring everything important I would sit alone and say
I have a vision here today but it's so easy to waste
As after all tomorrow couldn't be much further away

I had a plan 
I had a vision
It's been a while 
It needs revision

I thought it over
A year ago
There was no rush
It needs revision

I had a vision yesterday that I would turn the other way
Ignoring everything important I would sit alone and say
I have a vision here today but it's so easy to waste
As after all tomorrow couldn't be much further away

That was the plan
To have a vision
I'd wait a while
It needs revision

A change of plan
Is sorely needed
I better rush
It needs revision

I had a vision yesterday that I would turn the other way
Ignoring everything important I would sit alone and say
I have a vision here today but it's so easy to waste
As after all tomorrow couldn't be much further away

Vision 👓 Re 👓 Vision

Yynthona's NO DIRT

Starring 
Jollybeard as Joe the Janitor
Jollybeard as Louis, CEO of OneWeek Waste Management
Jollybeard as Automated Cleanup

Produced by Entoen

@ynthona @thepineapplearmy @entoen

For game of bands round 117: A song from a fictional broadway musical, No Dirt. In a cyberpunk city, a down on his luck janitor becomes a detective to solve the mystery of why there's nothing left to clean.

Dirtless (Act 1 Opening) Lyrics:

JOE
It all started on May 9th, 2083.
I was a janitor. A damn good one.
I’ve seen shit you wouldn’t believe.

I worked for OneWeek waste management,
At the top of my field
OneWeek cleaned the city
From the bottom of the sewers to the top of the hills

Worked there for 30 years and only made a buck,
But was all that time worth it,
Washing up after people fuck?

But let me take you back on track
To what my story means
It’s about a conspiracy theory
Of how everything's so clean

The streets are usually filthy
With vagrant shit and piss
My job has been done for me
And everything's amiss

Went out for the first time in weeks
Been stuck indoors with the flu
Fresh air really would’ve helped me
And the warm sun too

I had on my old uniform
I was ready to clean the town
Thats when I had a gut feeling
Something fishy's going down

Where are all the cups and papers?
The cans and wads of hair?
The broken glass that cut my hands
And the crusty underwear?

Where did it all go?
Did it vanish in thin air?
I’ll call my boss Louis,
Maybe he can clear up this nightmare

LOUIS
Joe, what can I do for ya?

JOE
Louis, help me out here, the streets are squeaky clean.

LOUIS
Yeah Joe, I don’t know what to tell you, the world’s been going green.

JOE
But two weeks ago, just two weeks ago, I was mopping up puke.

LOUIS
Well things are changing Joe, it's not my fault that you aren't in the loop.

JOE
But it’s so clean now, it's so clean! It has to be a trick.

LOUIS
I dunno Joe, lemme take your temperature, I think you might still be sick.

(Jollybeard improv section)
J - Hey, get your damn hands off of me man!
L - Oh, I really apologise, I'm sorry.
J - I didn't give you permission to just touch my forehead.
L - No, you didn't and I'm sorry.
J - That's not appropriate in the workplace.
L - I have already apologised.
J - This place has gone to shit, and you're an asshole, and I'm gonna crack this whole thing wide open-
L - Hey, you don't call me an asshole, you're fired, you hear me Joe?
J - Your days are numbered you fat son of a bitch.
L - You're finished.
J - Don't try to smooth talk me-
L - I wasn't trying to smooth talk you, believe me-
J - I'm grabbing all of my stuff, and I'm walking out the door.
L - Get out! Leave, please. Get the hell out of my office.
J - Save your tears for somebody who gives a shit.
L - I'm not crying, you psychopath!

JOE
It’s robbed my of my job
And did it better, I confess
Let's see what happens with no janitor
When I try making my own mess 

A dirty tissue here
And a banana peel right there
An empty pack of cigarettes
And dog shit everywhere

You’ll see what happens to these streets
Without a professional’s expertise
You’re gonna miss the ol’ custodian
When he gets up and leaves

I’ll tip this dumpster over
To get the juices flowing
A person can’t pick up this garbage 
Whoever tries can blow me

CLEANUP
Sir, it has come to my attention that you’ve been littering.

JOE
Well what are you gonna do about it?

CLEANUP
We were assigned to street clean every midnight.

JOE
Well fuck off! I’m the janitor here, you can’t take that away from me.

CLEANUP
Hmm, according to bill 7608, humans are deemed inferior to automated cleanup. 

JOE
As long as i have a rag and a mop, you better stay clean, cause I’m never gonna stop.

Dirtless

Lyrics by /u/matchboxdan
Vocals by @teenagebeard
Music by @entoen

Saps recycle heavens
All while knowing that there’s more
Endless stimulations
Only past that pearly door

But they hate to see waste
Heaven’s wasted on them
So I’m wasted in heaven
And reciting these dead hymns

I can’t leave you behind
I can’t face a future now
Without external love
From somebody on the ground

It was godly meeting Jesus
Christ, meeting God was nice
But nice is all they are
I don’t need to meet them twice

Just a proof of concept server 
Clouds with dead idolatry 
Mythos of death and murder 

There’s more heavens left to see
Back to Designer Heaven Hub
Cast a careful eye
Only saps think that heaven
Is reserved for those that die
 
Jump to another server 
Where it’s Xmas every day 
Arrive in Winter Wonderland 
Carried by Santa’s Sleigh
 
Simple bliss for those 
Who can’t wait for once a year 
To put on their warmest clothes 
And start spreading yuletide cheer
  
Could this be the server 
Where our love can find a home? 
A warm and wholesome paradise 
Buried deep in the snow? 
  
Christmas all year long?
Is there any heaven higher? 
The air is full of song 
Let’s listen to the choir

Every, every, everyday is Xmas 
(1:24) The first day of infinity... (roboty chorus)) 
A snowglobe of frozen bliss 
(My true love gave to me: 
Mistletoe over every kiss 
Another day of sweet peace 
Another day to make Santa’s list 
My true love loves me truly

Every, every, everyday is xmas,  
The next day of infinity... (Every, every, everyday is xmas) 
The yuletide cheer persists and ‘sists 
My true love gave to me (Every, everyday is xmas)
  
Another day to slit my wrists
Another day of sweet peace (Every, every, everyday is xmas)
How much more can I take of this?
My true love loves me truly (How much more can I take of this?)
  
On the next day of Jump to another server
Where nothing is taboo
Some might call it hell
But that’s all just point of view

I’m sick of wholesome heavens
Slip the halo, floating noose
Good drugs and lucky sevens
We need somewhere to let loose
 
If you wanna draw the line
Then you have to draw the curtain 
In this sad serverwide shrine
Only satisfaction”s certain
 
But, cmon, for heavens sake
They couldn’t program out the smell?
Of this heated give and take? 
Sometimes, hell’s just hell
 
Saps recycle heavens
Lets carve one outta the blue 
Lets design our own heaven
Lay blueprints for something new

We'll invent petty gods
With power to bless and curse
Like a litter of pet dogs  
Slobbering on our universe
  
Little do they know
We designed the world they keep
They should count themselves
Whenever they're counting sheep
  
Won't rub it in their face
When we prove the futurists wrong
It'll show us their mistakes
And endear us to their songs

We'll make a brand new server
We'll crush their boring dreams  
Build paradise from powder
They've not seen us as a team

  
Our horizons will erupt
First intelligent design
Can't wait to see what you dream up
Blow away my pickup line

  
We'll live above it all
And beneath it all the same
While our faithful pack of gods  
Will keep those heathen mods at bay

I swore they'd never take us
Now I'll take my hands away
You can open up your eyes now
Look around at our blank stage

The Internet Galaxy - This Is Our Heaven

Music by /u/Entoen
Lyrics by /u/purpleflowersj
Vocals by /u/Mrs_Toen

The Right to Vote 

This song is dedicated to the beautiful mods who keep Game of Bands running xoxo 

Sunday. 8pm. 
Monday. 8pm.
Tuesday. 8pm. 
Wednesday & Thursday? 8pm... 

Another week has come and gone 
Now at last my song is done 
It’s up and hosted on the cloud 
It’s time to play it loud and proud 

What is with this new delay? 
I thought the deadline was today? 
Extensions given left and right 
Submit your damn songs by midnight 

So why’s the thread taking so long? 
I want them to hear my song 
Is that really so wrong? 
Is that really so wrong? 

So why’s the thread taking so long? 
I want them to hear my song 
Is that really so wrong? 
Is that really so wrong? 
So wrong, so wrong? (echo/fade) 

Look, we were nice about it last round 
A day or two, we understand 
We know the mods have lives or some shit 
But this is getting out of hand 

Sunday. 8pm. 
Monday. 8pm.
Tuesday. 8pm. 
Wednesday and Thursday!? 8pm.  
 
So why’s the thread taking so long? 
I want them all to hear my song 
Is that really so wrong? 
Is that really so wrong? 

We’re fighting for the right to vote 
For the damn songs we scored and wrote 
Or we won’t sing another note… 

So why’s the thread taking so long? 
I want them all to hear my song 
Is that really so wrong? 
Is that really so wrong? 

We’re fighting for the right to vote 
For the damn songs we scored and wrote 
Or we won’t sing another note 
We won’t sing another note
Another note 
Another note 
Another note (echo/fade)

The Right To Vote (At 8PM)

Vocals - @akiadagreat
Lyrics - /u/dundent
Music - @entoen

[verse]
come on in
take a seat
take those shoes
off your feet

and dance with me

here and there
everywhere
can you feel it
in the air

this ecstasy

[verse 2]
i've been waiting for you
you've been waiting for me
ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh

i've been waiting for you
you've been waiting for me
ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh

[chorus]
So tell me all your secrets
now tell me they are true
tell me them now honey
The reason why you're blue

Babe tell me your secrets
and i'll be true to you
tell me all them honey
Cuz the things i would do

[verse]
back and forth
round and round
the city lights
Lights this town

on this lonely drive

turn it up
quiet down
hear the music
of this town

this concrete hive

[verse 2]
i've been waiting for you
you've been waiting for me
ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh

i've been waiting for you
you've been waiting for me
ooh, ooh
ooh, ooh

[bridge]
bright lights
city nights
on the boulevard
of me and you

bright lights
city nights
but there's one thing
before we both are through

[chorus]
tell me your secrets
now tell me them true
tell me now honey
The reason why you're blue

tell me your secrets
and i'll be true to you
tell me all them honey
the things i would do

[chorus]
tell me your secrets
now tell me them true
tell me all them honey
The Reason why you're blue

tell me your secrets
and i'll be true to you
tell me all them honey
the things i would do

Secrets

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