The nostalgia critic and the irate gamer actually saw this, didn’t they?

Lyrics: 

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD
VERSUS
IRATE GAMER
BEGIN!


Irate Gamer:
Cowabunga! Time to beat this ugly dork from the past,
The ultimate duel of angry gamers has finally come at last!
You say I'm a copier of your show? Well, that's just damn absurd,
You are just an angry retard, you're not even really a nerd!
Your show is as lame as it gets! atleast mine has special effects
Ill take down this geek like G.I Joe took down the jets
I reviewed the worst games dude, your videos are simply a bore,
You have entered the Game Lab, now lemme give you a tour!
AVGN? doesnt even compare to the I.G
cuz this O.G is gonna make this has ben R.I.P
ET was something I reviewed before it was known,
I'll show you my robot Rob, He's as cool as a drone!
You wana duel with me? Ill make you my bitch in defeat!
since all you seem to talk about is the importance of skeet!
I'll Super Smash your hot wife, because you have all of my hate,
In other words, you little shit, YOU MAKE ME IRATE!
Angry Video Game Nerd:
YA know whats bullshiiit? Copy fuck farts like you,
Who think they can re create my show, and claim its something new!
Forget you man, lookin at your face makes me wanna hurl,
Just like Nintendo Power, You have the rap level of a girl!
Screw you, you're an anal bead covered in spit,
To make reviews of games you need to at least have some wit!
You need way more emotion to actually gain fans,
I have been making movies before you even had hands!
Bitch I'm a legend, I'll  cinemassacre your family,
you're just a troll-magnet, while i get all the flattery
Quit sittin around, jerking your Qbert on your NES
What kind of 25 year old fatass has never touched a girls' breasts?!?!
I'mma finish your ass like Legend of Zelda 2,
You are a solo douchebag trying to mess with my crew!
Angry Video Game Nerd don't forget it, I know you'll lose,
Because you love kissing my ass, just for a couple thousand views!
Irate Gamer:
Again, I don't copy you, how many times do I have to say it!?
I'll beat your ass and upload it, Hell, I'll even create a play list
Killing  you quick with wits, 
I don't need my fists, 
Whenever your name is said it just gets me pissed,
 you wanna battle with this? 
Just try and blits, 
I'll show this nerd some serious shit
I spit an aurora of hate bitch! I'll verbally rip off your balls,
Fuck your show man, once I'm famous I'll never give you any calls
So just shut the fuck up you twit, you will never beat me 
Your shitty rhymes were more repetitive than Ninja Turtles Three. 
Angry Video Game Nerd:
Here we go, it's time to take you back to the past,
to play the shitty games, like you, they probably suck ass
Your whole series should have ended before it even was thought of,
I'll shove my fist down your throat with my Nintendo Power glove,
Rolling rock your pets brains out, make you regret, and pout!
Hell if you even had a girlfriend, I would give her a shout
How can anyone give credit to a dude who steals original ideas
I would rather get shit on by a buffalo drenched in diarrhea.

Nostalgia Critic:
Prepare to get crushed by Channel Awesome
You're nothing but a Demo Reel, so proceed with caution
That Guy With The Glasses is here to kick both your asses
Shoot you piss holes with my pistol, abomination of assness
Here's a top eleven of why you suck with aplomb
Number one: you two SERIOUSLY overdrop the f-bomb
You've Doug your own grave, and now I Walker all over you
I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

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