CAST:
Jacob G as Gordon Freeman
Alex M. as William J. Blazkowicz

CREW:
Written by: Dee:NV and Krystal
Thumbnail by: Fightmarker
Beat produced by: 2Deep
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Mastered by: Sebb

LYRICS:

B.J. Blazkowicz:
I come strapped from the depths of the south
You must’ve been whacked again if you think you can take me out
‘Cause you’re messin’ with the captain, Blazko
Packed with assault rifles, blastin’ nazi assholes
Ask my peers, I can commonly handle morphine
But playing your games nearly put me to sleep
While I’ve been servin’ leaders beatings since I was 2.5D
Your game is such a ripoff, you had to copy from me
You ain’t got these guns
You’re a sloppy pun
A personality emptier than Rudi’s nazi dog
While this lab rat needs a suit to shoot
Even when half-naked, I still rip open more heads than you. (Yeah!)
Soldiers shrivel when they stumble upon Terror Billy
Placin’ anarchy on nazi cities with no pity
So before I unload on this dull-looking doc
Let’s hear what you’ve got to spit
If you can even talk

Gordon Freeman:
…

Barney Calhoun:
Hey Gordon!
I think you dropped this back in Black Mesa
Good luck out there, buddy

Gordon Freeman:
It’s funny how the man with two hits on his brain
Is the one here trying to lecture me on wits (Wait!)
Is this the blond version of Doomguy or something?
And your game's so forgotten, it's not really astounding
 Like, maybe if you weren't so corny and boring
With gameplay you dare to call "gory"
You'd have more success
Your franchise is deep in the trench
While it's been over 20 years and I'm still toppin’ Top 10s
So, sit down, amateur
It doesn't take a scientist to know
That your flows were at absolutely zero temperature
Call me frail, like you’ve got much to say
When I’m on the mic I cause a freakin’ Resonance Cascade
I’ve got the brains and the brawn
As this fuckowicz is still contemplating on the loss of his schlong
I’ve wiped enough american soldiers, man
You’re really no bother
But at least you're not as much of a failure as your daughters

William J. Blazkowicz:
You wanna talk about being a father, you soulless fucking virgin?
I’d have more of a fight with the other Gordon, the big beard version

Gordon Freeman:
This is a scientific fact
And I’m not boastin’
But every Thursday, your Anya and I engage in perpetual motion
I’m a glowin’ masterpiece, PhD

William J. Blazkowicz:
At being nothing but a walking meme

Gordon Freeman:
And it doesn’t come as no surprise that you’re a limping fad
But I’m sure you’re used to taking beatings
Why don’t you ask your dad?

William J. Blazkowicz:
Count to 4. Inhale.
Count to 4. Exhale.
All the things that I’ve witnessed can make a man cry
Bring Anya up again, I’ll scrap you up like Dr. Eli
You’re really thinking you can beat me? That’s absurd
I’m an american hero
You’re fan service for nerds
I lead the world to freedom
A fuckin’ walkin’ rocket
You call yourself the free man? You’re nothing but G-Man’s puppet
I ain’t no monarchist but hand me the crown
‘Cause your franchise was so tainted
You could say it was hunted down

Gordon:
Ha ha
It seems your mind’s still stuck in outer space
You tried to step up to me and you fucked up your face
Still lookin’ back at all the chances you blew?
You’ve been rotting for 30 years, not even young blood could save you
All the particles I’m spouting on this mic are anomalous and harmful for your body.
Why do you even try?
I could take you for another episode, but
It looks like we’re running out of... 

G-Man:
Time, Dr. Freeman?

Gordon Freeman vs B.J. Blazkowicz. Season 2

NOTE: This was supposed to be uploaded on the 12th, sticking with the pattern of every 12th and 24th of each month being the upload day. Unfortunately, I was suffering from major alcohol poisoning and was bed-ridden for 36 hours. My apologies. So enjoy!


Two-Face Voiced By Matt Raichous
Cruella Voiced By JesseBoxVO
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger

BEAT: Base De Rap - "JAZZ SAX" | Hip Hop Instrumental | BOOM BAP TYPE BEAT FREESTYLE | DAGA BEATMAKER


Two Face:

I’ll take a break from running Gotham’s underground
I’ve dealt with rodents, Kryptonians, even freaks and clowns
So I can go a round against The Disney Fur Fanatic
Crash you like your car chase when I blast you like an automatic!
I leave caskets  and tragedy in my wake
Your plots were more baked than you inside a cake!
Leave a skeleton shaking like she dosed with Crane’s toxins
Get Jasper and Horace to come and take your spot then
Call you the devil? The Radcliffes must be dummies
Your biggest criminal act was failing to steal puppies!
Head or tails, Cruella? Either way, you’re losing!
So many dogs, but you’re still the biggest bitch in the movies!

Cruella:

Oh, were you starting? Oh sorry Harvey.
You’ll need more to Dent Cruella, darling!
Check my coat, you know this woman’s balling
I’ve seen you try rocking purple. That was appalling.
The weakness member of the Bat’s Rouge Gallery
Forced to use a coin flip to choose your faux morality
Just check my salary, this fashion queen is making bank
You carry two guns, bitch, so why’d you only fire blanks?
Your canon’s full of heartache, life played you like poker
Then Schumacher took over and turned you into Joker!
But the real joke is you thinking you’ll win this battle
I’d rather hear Roger’s songs than your prattle!


Two Face:

That was it? You barely put up a fight.
But the difference between you and me is black and white
I’ve faced the Dark Knight, you failed against the dogs twice
You aren’t skating by when I put Disney broads On Ice!
You’ll hit the concrete, tails up like a bad flip
When I go crazy on you and treat you like an Arkham trip!
Can’t hide behind your reboot clout for cover
You’ll be eaten alive. I guess you are like your mother

Cruella:

The only Hyde I know is the one you're based on
I’ve seen you in a court-case, you can’t handle a face off!
An acid tongue attorney got the acid skin bath
Your girl couldn’t stand the fact your personality’s in halves!
And reboot disses? Mr 52’s a hypocrite!
No wonder you’re so negative, with Marvel making better flicks!
Two Face is getting bit. I won’t give you another turn
Your coin can’t help heal you from another burn.

Two-Face Vs. Cruella De Vil - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Simply Yuki as Tressa
JesseBox as Anna
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Additional writing help by JK03
Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat: Vefam by Kustom
Thumbnail by JK03

Tressa (0:10):
Business is open! Now who’s my opponent? A sellout was chosen to rival my shop?
The mascot of FE couldn’t join the Smash roster, no wonder nobody is taking your stocks!
Stacking up the gold like I be piling up the bodies
Fighting bosses with my buddies while you’re just another copy
Of your siblings, don’t miss hits, I spit sick like Alfyn did
Sitting in ships, you’re just shipped with a Robin, bitch
Travelled through Osterra and I met a lot of terrible people, but they really cannot ever compare
To this beggar who endeavours to sell better with her games, but finding half her series on a shelf is rare! (Ohhhh!)
My company defined the genre that you’re placed in 
The fruits of our labour? You ate, bit!
Facing my Tradewinds, your luck can’t evade it
Left Jake for the main lord, and greatly betrayed him (Ayy! x8)
 
Anna (0:48):
Be careful, love! I drop more than prices in a fight
If I can tip the scales, then surely I can turn the Ripple-tides
All your life you were sheltered, stuck to filling up the shelves
Guess your parents never taught you how to spit a rhyme as well (Ayy!)
The biggest bargain you could make is your own life
Barging in on bandits not knowing a thing on how to fight
I bet you can't even afford some common cents with that gem
So dependent, you should call up Ali to save your ass again (Yeah!)
When the stakes are raised, I profit off it! (Uh!)
You're prone to make mistakes, and often plummet! 
I'm known for leading hordes of fabled monarchs into war
You could only rally ruffians to carry out your chores! (Ohhh!)

Tressa (1:17):
For someone who likes gold, you surely aren't the brightest 
Claim to be successful as a seller? I don’t buy it!
‘Cause you’re just coming up short like your army’s fragile budget
You keep pining for another dime; make like a price and cut it! 
No change could spare your awful remakes on DS
Your games speak for themselves: Fire Emblem is BS
Just another Anna in a sea of greedy merchant goons
It’s a shame really, not even your child could remember you!

Anna (1:36): 
Jacking classic RPG styles, dear? Don't try it!
But I should be used to dueling with a pirate
Tyrants, I can fight ‘em, and you’re not any different 
When it comes to littering a game with add-ons, you're insistent! 
Money ain’t your Default option pilfering from baddies, see
‘Cause stealing from Bravely was your main gameplay strategy!
Our Decisive Battle ends here, so close up shop, honey
Take notes from Graham, should’ve known to never Cross me! (Cha-ching!)

Tressa Colzione vs. Anna (Fire Emblem). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. Simply Yuki & JesseBoxVO)

Welcome to the eleventh installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two politicians, fuck, I mean, two Super-Man children going at it! it's the titty milk enthusiast himself, Homelander! Pitted against, our favorite asshole, didn't hear that from me tho, Hancock!

Lyrics:
Hancock (Drunk):
Eugh…
Okay, let me get this straight, Maaeve, was some Queen who slayed
Engaaged, and not even straight, yet you stayed tryna keep her? Wait.
He's a Home-wrecker! Get it, make your hands-off, best turn back.
Just cus she got her licks in, John put his head up her ass.

Homelander:
Don't mean to burst your bottle drunky, but stop all this pompous talk!
There's no need to curse or coddle buddy! This is sponsored by Vought!
And after all! We're a family friendly conglomerate.
I give props to pedestrians! But as a hero, not on my list.
I wonder, hm, oh yeah, because you went off the rails.
Destroyed A-Train instead of pointing ways into ONE of your fails!
Like geez… to be blunt, I freaking scoffed at your tales!
Handjob Hancocks not a mascot, I mean, what does he sell? (Chuckles)

Hancock:
Yo bro, I'm used to stretching asses to their outer limits
But this asshole stretched his verse to pout and blemish
My career, and it's loud and clear that I am not the best in
The world, but you were, until your own Home-crowd started testing
This bitch made in test labs, and yup, he's formulaic 
I don't need X-Ray vision to see through your poor evasion
Of character assassination, I will assassinate ya.
I made a mark on the moon, yet you'd mark mine if asked of ain't ya?
You're a puppet, pussy, got my hands up Vought's pocket pussy
You wanna talk collaterals? Guess we should pop a lookie!
You killed innocent passengers cus they'd be honest? Goody!
Fumbled the bag, yet you need an airbag to cop out, should he?
You're on life support Homie-lander, not the biggest asset
It takes more than Compound V to simply get this bastard
If he throws fists with Angels his, or beyond his size
This a verbal exchange, don't bring verb chemicals or you die.

Homelander:
Egh, Ashley, what the fuck? This asshole agreed to lose?!
God, you're such a-… but first I'll deal with you.
He fucking kneels to booze, but keep on talking that shit then.
Thinking you can beat me fool? You lost to alcoholism.
Got dropped, now that's your bar? But all those lies, unproved bro.
Yet, you got thrown behind bars for not keeping your cool tho
Don't know Spanish, but I saw what you did to his Culo!
Is that your fetish? HE HAS AMNESIA! So what would you know?

Hancock:
Call me an asshole, one more time hoe, haven't seen a bigger rip-off
A Super-man-child, when killings how he gets his kicks off
Like Jesus! You're sick dawg. No wonder your rape-kid walked
With a Butcher, cus flying with this pig would get him minced up!

Homelander:
Mention my son again and I'll tear apart your cuck-dad friend
Run through the wife he stole from you cause your drunk-ass was on the bench
But not before I squeeze the soul out of their dumb ass kid
IN FRONT OF THEM, abandoned by everyone that you love in this;
Weak ass world, I'm God and you're another bum that I'm done with, eh!
I'll cause the second accident that lands you in the hospice bitch!
I win, I win, you went and maimed some whale for a CLIP?!
HOMELANDER DOES WHAT HE WANTS, I'll take YOUR crazed whale for a spin.
*Crowd Boos* Ahhh, shit…

-CAST-
Hancock: Shadow Zel
Homelander: Grey Julius
Crowd: jort, MetaMachine, Trakked, and CannibalWorms

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NqiZagh-59ovZLLCmMRJkSRU4VrDJDcM/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: FLOCKABOI
Mixed by: JaCoN (my first time ever :))

Hancock vs Homelander - (Quick Diss) #11

Vi (Arcane/League of Legends) vs. Dean Winchester. 

Join the Discord! 
https://discord.gg/7Z6JPHVqk7 

Writer: 
BirdJormungandr

Casting: 
Dean Winchester - BirdJormungandr
https://youtube.com/channel/UCLpSaT91r59d0j-yvLDBX1A 

Vi - K.C
 https://youtube.com/c/Lasaillax 

Producer: 
Madatracker

Mixed and Mastered by: 
Serena 

Art by: 
BMBMB

Lyrics: 
[Dean Winchester - Verse 1]

For 15 goddamned years I was played by Jensen Ackles,
For one fifth of that time, you spent it all in shackles,
Add my 40 years in hell, and yet I still ain’t as crazy,
You got an Imp skin, but my Impala’s more a babe-y!

I traveled the country, you were ran out The Lanes,
Brought a Darkness becoming just another mark of Kayn,
So “Welcome to the Jungle” crossing sisters like they’re salt lines,
Grounding up Powder means she ain’t a “Sweet Child of Vi…”

I struck down Death, brought a scythe to the horsemen, 
I’m an Agent of Free Will, this enforcer needs a warrant,
Dad’s on a hunting trip? death by gun or knife, Your pick,
You and Vander get silver. I guess I win the War Wick.

[Vi - Verse 1]
Crossing my sister? Your brothers in a cage with the Devil,
Imp skin? “Back In Black” Pot, this Kettle’s an Angelic vessel,
Tried to tip the scales, but only ripped off Kayle there Saint Michael,
Against this “monster of the weak”, my plots ain’t recycled!

Turned Buffy to Buffet, fitting of your caloric intake,
While Arcane took Netflix by storm, that’s a historic win rate,
Kripke’s scripts were put to their crypts, and writers were like John,
while ‘Wick was on a hunting trip, Sam put the gone in Dog-gone!

Purged from Purgatory, your buddy Benny was benched, 
So much blood in the water, is it Meg or just Tahm Kench?
Getting crossed at a cross roads, falling to tongues made of silver, 
Until Alastair goes and makes this righteous soul his killer!

Putting the Vi in Viktor, that's glorious evolution!
You couldn't even whip up a more shit conclusion
I moved the Heaven's for Powder, While Dean isn't as Duantless,
Treating death like that; In this battle you’ve run through the gauntlet!

[Dean Winchester - Verse 2]

Sammy! These Daughters don't match us Wayward Sons, 
With how we Carried On this track, and how they've never played on one, 
Cas! Get your feathered ass down here so we can troubleshoot,
Better Change Channels to the Pizza Man to “C” a “W”, 

Am I still under the memory loss spell? Because, I blanked, 
When have your sales not tanked? When was this girl in Ranked?
You got melee range but even more shit aim,
More "Vi" for "Viego" with how you Ruin late game!

I'm choosing the music, you're deep in your cups, shut your cakehole!
Sam was given sanity, once again made whole,
Adam in the Cage, dead mother, and my Dad was ditching, 
And yet somehow you've burned more family bridges! 


[Vi - Verse 2]

When deciding Witch show shows potential, you'll be left cursing Vi,
Not my fault yours killed off any chance to diversify, 

You put Lisa on lease, made a has-Ben Braeden, 
Got pulled from perdition, but fighting me? You'll finally start praying…

Vi (Arcane) vs. Dean Winchester - Bird's Rap Battles (League vs Anything)

Welcome to the fourteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two Redditor- I mean cryptic criminals today! It's the agent of chaos and terrible memes, The Joker! Trapping against our favorite depressed puppet master, The Jigsaw Killer!

Lyrics:
The Joker:
I like making plots up, a-lot of cut offs for my scars huh?
Non-emotional, but somewhere in that genre 
Yet I couldn't bare acting your beartrap's a "caught-on"
I conned watchers across the pond-ah!
Your backstories torment. An abortion broke er'? Aww.
With that age gap, here's my quorral Jooohn.
While she was in-doors within her mom
Would you still endorse poking her with your ONLY knob?
It's just gross and all, but that's me (that's me)
Batsy called man's a fiend (and that's me)
Beat your ass while laughing (that's me)
You're a filler sham, and like you built your traps the only blueprints is this man's feet
Cold and deceased, you're a sickened sham, about as cancerous as Giddy's Krammed passing.

The Jigsaw Killer:
You're bitter, pulling triggers claiming it's a bigger picture
But really, you just project your inner sinner
Your feelings aren't consistent with your filler
I merely give people a wish, well;
You did a social experiment, but that ship sailed
Then your heart sank like a wish well
When you flipped coins but couldn't get them to ship sales
A promise that, killing the inmates 
Would, cost them, nothing as it's in vain
To cross them, as they made their choices
But you bombed it, putting a pin in your point, bitch
Dressed as a cop to press on your plot, but… that's meant as rhetorical 
Your abhorrence shows 'cus when I look like a pig it's not meta bro, it's metaphorical (phorical)
Fuck you and everything that you've built up
Even my worst trap was less bait than this "villian"
I'd threaten to kill him, but what purpose does that serve?
Contort his ass backwards for being ass backwards!
I don't care, so I'll chalk it up as first impressions, huh?
But why all the impressive talk when you're the skeptic runt people seem to do the worst impressions of? With your messy mug.

The Joker:
Here….we….go. John won't get off his high horse! Using your car's horsepower on the highway
You saddled up on the right course, but he survived and made a right game.
Why, so, serious?! Acting delirious, rambling like a COD lobby
With his shitty mic and superiority you might start a round of zombies! (zombies!)
It's just a game and time for calming, gotta knock off chopping up, Johnny!
Don't pull up upon me, pulling some ponzes, for the jump-screens, like "HEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!"
Do that and you'll get the axe, not to knock on wood, but if I caught you lacking
You'll get the axe, and I'm into slashing, watch as a hack gets hacked in! For acting dramatic! Laughs Maniacally (comment about this tee-hee!!!!l)

The Jigsaw Killer:
With all that makeup I expected some pen-game now
But the only person you sent for making up with is your penny-pal
Imma check Heath Ledger's crown, your role wasn't one to die for
You're a fucking eyesore, all the Facebook memes they roll their eyes for
I suppose you'd like more, cus it represents you
Cryptic and imbedded in issues, it's in bed with your misuse 
Of influence… I'm sick of this
I'm dying of cancer and thought those quips were abysmal, egh.
Game Over, Joker, I call goldfish, the way I flushed you out
You stood in your tiny bubble and SUNK, you fucking clown…

-CAST-
The Jigsaw Killer: JaCoN (first time donut bully)
The Joker: Quizzique

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: CannibalWorms (rare)
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://youtu.be/VkNbsOO9i7I
Beat Produced by: KaalaH and jort
Mixed by: jort

The Joker vs The Jigsaw Killer - (Quick Diss) #14

I hope you can learn from this, Walk.


Script:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10ZZh0dwqjIcJ7vGXnx0kVgJmtMeNcD5hlQD5te-mZDQ/edit?usp=sharing



TRACKLIST:
Prelude - 0:00
Act 1 - Childhood - 1:07
--- Now I Have My Doubts - 2:09
Act 2 - A Present for the Present - 3:03
--- Kevin - 4:25
Act 3 - The Last Stand - 5:39
--- The End of Walk - 6:25
Epilogue - 10:19



Songwriters: Snakebite126

Composers (in order of appearance): Johann Sebastian Bach, D Shark & Gaz, printscreamRecords, Snakebite126, Somniphobia, CHRISH

Main Cast:
Snakebite126 ..... The Devil
Snakebite126 ..... Walk
Snakebite126 ..... Kevin
Snakebite126 ..... Owner of Walk's Apartment
Snakebite126 ..... Antagonist

Snakebite126 ..... Extras

Trapped In The Devil's Purgatory - Walk Diss Track: The Musical

Light Yagami (Death Note) VS Goro Akechi (Persona 5)

writing: me
voicework: me
good mixing: special inquisitor rayyan
beat: dansonn

Light Yagami

This wouldn’t be the first time I’ve outwitted a detective.
Leave the Holmes work to Naoto, you’re more fit to the kids on your Reddit.
You should’ve known luck wasn’t on your side when you saw that black cat.
Call this your interrogation, I’m recounting your horrible life in a flashback.

Honestly laughable, fawned over nationally, star of Japan but a pawn of a radical.
Father’s not affable, saw you and tactfully brought you a chance to bring cognitive collateral,
Promising that adult total and mad control, fought with the Phantom’s and shot Haru’s dad a hole,
Got a whole palace full, cops went and locked up your conned confidant, but you’re caught by an animal?

(Embarrassing) I’m the real hero of justice! You’re a shadow shrivelling in shame!
(Prepare for this) You need to traverse a dungeon! I need only their name!
I tried to write your boyfriend’s, but his lack of one made things hard.
I won’t write Joker, but Joke instead so… do you feel a “change of heart”?

Goro Akechi

Actually, yes. It sank when it heard your verse. With your tricks, I thought you’d be versed with a curse.
Course, I counter such foul words, bow down to the detective crown of the Metaverse.
But a defective clown has no purpose, a worthless vermin like Shido has saw him,
It’s an omen when you furnish a pen ‘gainst a vengeful guard, so alert it’s alarming!

Don’t leave a calling card at the scene, I sneak in discretely going unseen.
You're feeble, falling apart at the seams when you’re beaten by some boring police.
Wanna kill criminals? Let the Black Mask blast this weakling fast.
Besides, I’m sure you’re used to taking this L and shoving it deep in your ass.

Light Yagami

To cleanse the world, I kill those who defile it! I muster justice without getting violent!
Stopping you dead in your tracks with a write-up, twice now you’ve fallen to look-alike firing!
Higher and higher I go, I am god! I’m blessed with the power to kill like no other can.
Funny, how mother can’t bother to suffer another year with you, now still, you’re in Wonderland!

You wanna talk trash, Akechi? What about your whole task, Akechi? Damn plan was messy!
From the get-go, knowing you’re the mole was bozo info. From Rank fucking 1 you were mad sketchy!
Hey, if it’s any consolation, a criminal being deduced with pancakes is a first for me.
But at least it wasn’t as disappointing as the turnout of your 25th Anniversary.

Goro Akechi

Hah. You really think that I’d let you survive?
What good is a heart attack when I’m hacking at your mind?
You think you’re untouchable, huh? Well, let’s test your pride
When I mentally shut it down, it’ll be your Last Surprise! (Persona!)

I was redeemed while you’re under six feet! To Bless, I am weak, but no blessings I see from you
Playing hide and seek right in plain sight, your dreams only paint lies, deceiving their frame of mind painfully!
Does your demise seem familiar? Why don’t you tell me how much it hurts
When your guts go All-Out in this massacre, and a breaking of faith in the mass occurs!

With that, the job is done. There’s simply no need to doxx.
With how Netflix did you, it makes sense that Light Turned us all off.
A Shinigami? Well, it’s the second time a trickster leaves god erased.
Along with your legacy, I’m throwing my glove down into your grave.

Light Yagami VS Goro Akechi - Rap Battle

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Beat produced by: Rajaste
Mixed by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: LimJJ
Flowtest by: Theme Park Avenue
Mr Pickles: Dr.Dee
Binky: Kamren
Presentator: Quizzique 
Arthur: CreeperPasta
Arthur's Dad: JustGamer
Francine: CreeperPasta
Muffy: DerpiesGamingBlast


Presentator: 
You Gotta Be Kidding Me: A game for kids and grown ups. What's the problem, Arthur?

Arthur: 
Binky is still fucking my mother, and ever since he came to my house, DW has been missing. What should I do?

Arthur's Dad: 
Here's a tip, Arthur. Get me out of here.

Francine: 
It's ok, Binky is fucking my mother too. You'll get used to it.

Muffy: 
You should mind your business. You'll live longer that way.

Binky: 
Nobody said you couldn't join us, Arthur.

Mr Pickles: 
I know exactly how to deal with your mother, Arthur.

First made her giggle no tickle (uh)
Then made her tickle my pickle (uh)
Killing them all like a sicko (uh)
Make holes in your mind with no prickles (uh)
Do you wanna fight? You're bark and no bite
Don't fuck around with Mr Pickles (uh)
If these bitches bite, oh yes, these bitches bite
Like Tommy, I react with giggles, uh
I'm a different beast from a different breed. I love the taste of minced meat (ruff!)
You're P-BS for an ARG, and as shitpost, you just piss me off
At least I'm loyal to my human. You see your friends as your enemies
You need discipline, so serve me or I serve you to my pet Steve.

Binky:
I took a bath with Arthur's mom, but you're the one who's washed up
Lesser Lassie's trapped in a well. Let's see you get out with more trash talk.
A beast, a threat? To whom, may I ask? It's time you face the facts
You died soulless, and Sheriff replaced you in time as Grandpa gave you the ax 
No more secrets, Mr Pickles. You don't scare me in the least
You may lay down deep on your lair, but you can't hide from this beast
I solve problems. I help people. I seek to achieve perfection
You're a vermin, son of a witch. I hope you like vivisections

Mr Pickles:
Trash talk? I speak the language that makes my bidding get done
From now on, anyone who repeats your verses is speaking in a dead tongue 
So don't threaten me with a good time. Now it's time to say goodbye 
As I rip your limbs, break your ribs and I eat your flesh under the moonlight 

Binky:
Try that on me, your balls come off. Keep this horny beast locked up.
Animals, corpses, your verses, your series. All of those things, you fucked up.
Another problem solved, you knew how this ended deep down.
But cheer up, Mr Pickles. Your corpse will look nice in my treehouse.

Mr Pickles vs Binky (You Gotta Be Kidding Me) - Rap Assault

MCGamingFTW as Fidel Castro
Morgan Christensen as Che Guevara

LYRICS:
[Verse 1: Fidel Castro]
Let me, communist Cuban Castro, show you millions of stars
This battle will be so hardcore just call it Cuba Total War
This will be real easy, just score and stop being an imbecile man
Your people are being captured by the Libya forces all over again
I scared the shit out of Reagan, I'm a god in Havana
I'm a leader, you’re just on the picture of propaganda
I'll own you cabron, now quit being so jealous
I know you're a little bitch but this is no time to be rebellious

[Verse 2: Che Guevara]
Che did I just hear? That whole verse was a fiasco
Boasting won't help you, I'm much better than you foolish Castro
Grab your beret and go back to Argentina, ya heard me?
Let this true leader show you a revolution verbally
There's no shame losing against an icon
Let me explain to you very carefully how I won
I'm a guerilla of lyrical warfare
You're an old man with a cigar and his beard

[Verse 3: Fidel Castro]
Fidel Castro will make you pay, in the end you will bleed
For once, Guevara, actually listen to the person that leads
You're no heroic fighter, you just look like a gorilla
I'm the illest Cuba leader, fucking bitches in my villa
I'm revolutionary and legendary, you weren't even necessary
Remember that, prick, I was the boss, you were my missionary
I'll fuck you up, I'm real scary, your bitch ass better be weary
I'm alive, you're buried, now tell me, how’s the god damn cemetery

[Verse 4: Che Guevara]
You're out, and now your brother's in, Fidel
Remind me of how you became an infidel
Missile crisis? More like a mid-life crisis
You're a pinga loca, who's rhymes are worse than your life is
With the way that Castro behavin' he needs some medication
As a doctor, my diagnosis, economic stagnation
The true revolution is something you'll never understand
Just try and kill me and you'll only kill a man

Fidel Castro vs Che Guevara

Boy do we have some stuff in store for you, to celebrate the release of an odd amount of huge name things, we would like to kick off this party with a nice, simple bonus. It's the world wide renowned doll, Barbie, up against the iconic character from Pixar's Toy Story franchise, Buzz Lightyear! Enjoy!

CAST:
garbageGothic as Barbie
Mr. Tibbs as Buzz Lightyear

LYRICS:
BARBIE:
It’s Barbie, bitch, I Mattel it how I see
On that girl boss shit, real power in the rap scene
Even in your own universe, you’re a has been
That Chris Evans performance? wack shit
That’s not to imply you were all that in the first place
Your biggest development was kinda getting to first base?
You got classics, but by now you’re flatlined
Then Disney said, Doctor stat, revive the franchise

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR:
Specifically designed for the movies (unique)
Specifically designed for fake bougie (boutique)
When my duty lies with the beat, I get groovy
I’m Margot robbing the track, so sue me
You can be what you want, so lemme give you some pointers
Maybe wish to be someone who has better lawyers
When you’re 0-13, it’s embarrassing, honestly
That’s karma for Bild-ing your name off German property

BARBIE:
Star command, this is Barbie, come get your ranger there’s 
No signs of intelligent lines anywhere
Need a demo mode for off the dome improvement
But what’s expected from discount storm trooper recruitment
Wanna talk names, with the story this toys avoiding?
Try again when you start paying Buzz Aldrin royalties

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR:
You elect to keep it safe can’t take a leap of faith
Yet those straight to DVDs still ended up DOA
Times up for you as a cultural icon
And with markets devolved down to scalpers and wine moms
An outdated case of femininity in years gone
While I’ll stay beloved to infinity and beyond

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Musiclide
Art by Luke Reardon

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