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Rap Battles

Hide and Seek (Vocaloid) English version by Lizz Robinett
MUSHARAF HUSSAIN JAMALI

Hide and Seek (Vocaloid) English version by Lizz Robinett

♪ AMONG US: IMPOSTOR THE MUSICAL - Animated Song

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Psy Vs Kim Jong UN: ARB

TRICK OR TREAT! :) Early just for you fans! Video coming out Halloween Night hopefully!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
FREDDY KRUEGER 
VERSUS
JASON VOORHEES
BEGIN!

Jason Voorhees:
So, Krueger, we meet again. Remember the last time we were seen?
It's when I kicked your ass, in front of millions, on the big screen
I'm the king of all the killers! You'll remember the name Jason
I've been to hell and back! Do you know who you're facin?
It's Friday, Freddy, time to die, as you struggle to see and hear
that no one's truly scared of you, but I'm the true face of fear
I'd love to listen to you die, but you're truly too shitty
I hope you love the bloody taste of my favorite machete.

Freddy Krueger:
It's time to educate you lyrically, you better be ready
No more drowning, you pussy! You're at the hands of Freddy
You're a machete-wielding pussy hiding behind a hockey mask
It took 10 fucking parts to tell the tale of your zombie ass!
I'll burn you more than how my own town burned me
You against me? I killed the director of my own movie!
Kid, you're so weak. I'll haunt your dreams if you cheat
You do dirty work for your mother, I killed the kids on Elm Street!

Michael Myers:
Trick or treat, pricks, you're boutta get slit
I killed my sister, my niece, you're next on my list
Not even a mental facility could forbid what I wish
You shouldn't have started this, cause it's the season of the witch
You wannabes can't touch this, ran this game since age six
and your worst weapons are Wolverine claws and hockey sticks
So if I were you, I'd leave before you both lose your dicks
You've felt the wrath of Michael Myers, it's Halloween, bitch
*chainsaw noises*

Leatherface:
Now the battle's truly started! Leatherface has arrived
And I'm hungry, coming after you, you better hide!
I take pride in the masks I create, I'm the true winner
I'll take you three and bake my family a Thanksgiving dinner
Before that I must skin you all to my victory
I'm the cannibal of history! Buffalo Bill wishes he was me!
I'll take the dreams of Freddy and act like nothing has occurred
Then slice you all up, call it a Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

*phone rings*

Voice:
Do you like scary movies? Because this next verse is going to make you scream!

Ghostface (Scream):
You four better be afraid as Ghostface takes his true place
Do you like scary movies? This won't be of your taste
Before the end, you'll learn my certain rules to survive
As I film you disgraceful phonies getting buried alive
How the hell could you not have guessed that I'd kill to win the crown?
I inspired a generation of murders in my own damn town
I spit shit so mesmerizing, it's like one of Freddy's dreams
My seven identities have collided and I've made you all scream

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!


Freddy Krueger vs Jason Voorhees. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 27.

Battle of the talk show hosts. Jerry Springer vs Maury Povich.

RLYoshi as Jerry Springer
Nathan Provost as Maury Povich
Justin Buckner as Dr. Phil

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
JERRY SPRINGER
VERSUS
MAURY POVICH
BEGIN!

Maury Povich:
Now would everyone sit down, I'll tell you a story
"Maury Eviscerates Jerry", warning: it's slightly gory
You're a ripoff of Oprah Winfrey, you're a dead ringer
Serious pain is what I'll bring, you're going down, Jerry Springer
On your show, everyone's fighting, it's like glorified MMA
Here's a Shocking Sex Secret: you're gay!
I'm crushing you, this moment's being Caught on Tape
But you just keep sliding down that stripper pole, you skank

Jerry Springer:
It's time to reveal a piece of baggage, this won't be a shock
Maury is having A Current Affair with Rupert Murdoch!
You hosted a rigged quiz show, congratulations, bro
Well let me take the fact you blow and shove it in your face for show
You've got episodes and episodes about transsexuality
Now who are you to judge, ho? Just let it be
You're trying to act all serious by talking about gangs and shit
Well Maury Povich this is it, I recommend you just quit!

Maury Povich:
Just because Wilkos was security, you shouldn't act tough
You're a musician? Yeesh! Isn't your talk show bad enough?
All you do is sit in a chair and watch people wrestle
Your dad owned a shoe shop? Well wasn't your family successful!
You're looking stressed, why don't you take a breather
Don't wanna watch your own show? Gee, me neither!
You can't be fixed, loony, why do I even bother?
You've fucked up, Springer, and you ARE the father!

Jerry Springer:
Yeah, I have a kid, but he's legitimate, asshole
Just like one of those teenage girls you're out of control!
Time for the hard truth, Maury, you have no reason to live
And your rhymes are even worse than the advice you give!
I'm a true entertainer, take some lessons from me
I'll knock you right off the air and end your trash TV
You need to calm your ass down, man, you're getting too pissed
You're a psychologist if you take out the -logist

Dr. Phil:
Okay, you've had your glory, now you can give it all to me
I'm Dr Phil, and you need some help with your psychology
Now I'm not the kind of guy to say "Let's talk about your mother"
But as of last night, I guess you could say I'm her lover
Rumors spread like wildfire, but this one ain't bullshit
I know that you two are having a gay relationship
You two are so crazy it should be considered heresy
My lines will make you depressed you'll need my therapy
Your faces I will shatter and your ashes I will scatter
I just wanted to let you guys know, that you don't matter
I went in for the kill, since I can do things you can't fulfill
Problem solved, my new book, Defeated Fools by Dr. Phil

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

Jerry Springer vs Maury Povich. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 32.

SORRY FOR UPLOADING AUDIO LATE!

SuperThingsOnCups as MARIO
RLYoshi as Sonic.exe

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SONIC.EXE!
VS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Mario:
It’sa me Mario, that’s the name of the game,
Tom got scared of you? HA! what a fucking shame!
I’ll make your eyes not able to be found,
and play hide and seek, to not play the second round
This is my point of advice, you are gonna fucking lose,
Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman is more scarier than you.
There’s no way out of here, so you can’t fly away,
Go ahead and find me, I’ll just make this face.

Sonic.exe:
It must be a sunny afternoon, feel the heat?
the jpeg was weak, so I’mma unleash the beast.
You 2 foot tall round plumber, I’m better than you,
so suck my weiner, A.K.A. SMW.
-M-A-R-I-O- you’re a joke, bro, you blow,
I am about to crunch you like Yoshi’s binary code.
I'll rip off your mustache and stick it it up your ass
you're too slow bitch, I'll murder you fucking too fast

Mario:
Letsa go! I’m gonna stomp you hard like a goomba,
your game is boring while mine is truly super!
Just face the fact that I’m better than you,
atleast my fucking story was actually true!
Welcome to the yellow switch trail! you’ll never get out fast,
I can make 1,000 disses when I play in the grass!
It might be Mario’s Suicide, but you’re still gonna die,
you think you’ll win? but is there anything I can do to change your mind?

Sonic.exe:
Those bitches and me in the same sentence? WHAT A RIOT!
I see you're looking for a win here, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
Nobody in our realm can out spook me,
All your friends will be dead on the quick count of three.
I see your life's a strife, but I don't need no knife,
I'm comin' in fast, better hold on tight.
I’ll find you, then I’ll rip you up with my claws,
and rip off your head and say I AM GOD!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Sonic.exe vs MARIO. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Nathan Provost as Hoody
Froggy7771 as Masky

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HOODY!
VS!
MASKY!
BEGIN!

Hoody:
You're crappy Masky, you ain't having much luck
Your face is so fucking ugly, you need a mask to cover it up
When you could use a bag under your fucking shitty ass head
You're lucky to be alive but I wish you were dead
I will kill you when you are trying to sleep in a car
You couldn't take it seriously, but I've took it too far
Oh! you're a human while I'm a proxy? That doesn't mean you're good
Try to mess with me Masky, I'm from the hood

Masky:
I murdered my friend, that means I'm tough to take on you
Oh, you shot Alex? There's no need to be rude
I'm ripping through you, dude! You were born shit
And I'm bout to lyrically kick you in your marble hornets!
Those red eyes will match your body when I'm done with you
I'm disappearing, you're a queer, and i'll kick your ass, dude
Am I Tim? You'll never know! You could NEVER unmask me
But, now you're bout to have to pay the price of facing Masky

Hoody:
Your rhymes are so fucking boring, they make me cough
Your life is like my rhymes, 'cause it's about to drop
You can't match Hoody, you asshole-masked excuse for a buddy
In this next found footage, you'll be ripped, torn and bloody

Masky:
You can't handle my mask, so just step back
I'm cracking your code, bitch, in this vicious rap attack
When i snap your neck, I'll make those big-ass eyes flinch
Just know you can never mess with Tribe Twelve, bitch!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Hoody vs Masky. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Can We Get Much Higher(no rap version)

Here is a cover of Kill Screen with Glitchy Red.

The OG Song was made by Fire and Deltom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccccXcndy98

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Glitch City (Kill Screen but Glitchy Red Sings it)

i like indeez crotch lol 

OG SONG BY SMILY

CHROMATICS BY ME

INDIE CROSS BY MORO

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