SSB4 on my wishlist? Mario, Mega Man, Sonic and Pac-Man battling to see who's gaming true icon? HEEL YEA!

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B-Lo Lorbes as Shigeru Miyamoto
Justin Buckner as Gabe Newell
VideoGameRapBattles as Mario and Scout

Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 36.

Welcome to episode 2 of TableTop Rap Battles, where these absorbers of orbs take bites out of each other!

Danii as Hungry Hungry Hippos
https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Fightmarker as Pac-Man
https://www.youtube.com/@fightmarker

Written by Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Art by WAN
Thumbnail by Quiz

Hungry Hungry Hippo (0:11)
If you wanna win the game, you gotta take good aim
Not roam around a maze searchin’, for some ghosts to maim
It’s a household name, with the childhood acclaim
You think you’re the same, but your console fame is down the drain

It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed my face
The only phantom here’s your cabinets now haunting the arcades
I was entertaining kids before they made your ugly mug
While your memes only pleased Gen Z til you got swept under the Rugg

Pac-Man (0:33)
This hippo with the fattest waist wants to face it up and fight?
It’s a hunk of plastic waste against the greatest of all time
I eat a track like power pellets, better start to flee like Clyde
If you’re so damn hungry hungry then I’ll serve you by the slice

Yo, you say my game’s the ghost while you eat dust at Hasbro
Think you’re family friendly? You got kids slapping your ass, bro
You must’ve lost your marbles, like your film’s producers, they got scattered
Then a child found them, and now your whole gag’s a choking hazard

Hungry Hungry Hippo (0:56)
All those burns are useless, man, I got redeemed by ICE
I eat your flames and spit them back, your fire hydrant won’t suffice
Trapped inside a haunted maze, is eating pellets such a struggle?
When your brand feeds off of you so much, should really call it Nom-co

I’ve got a conga line, you couldn’t conjure lines to buy your shit
Franchise is half-assed, so it makes sense Midway acquired it
This nerd should know he can’t compare to the bite of a hippopotamus
Because my stomach’s like your fall from grace: Bottomless

Pac-Man (1:19)
Your redemption’s like a plastic broken jaw, there still ain’t no budgin’
Shit’s as trusty as your tournaments, they both got Rogue Judges
My fruity power-ups demolish all your Veggies
Cover genres, while your online fanbase is just like your teeth: edgy

They call me Puck Man, you’re just a Piggy Punk, man
You’re outta luck, man, I don’t give a fuck, man
Gaming mascot 1, groups of 3-4, I eat ‘em all
So you can call me Level 256, ‘cus I’m unbeatable

Hungry Hungry Hippos vs Pac-Man - TableTop Rap Battles #2 (ft. Danii and Fightmarker)

Beat by Anywaywell
Arranged and additional instrumetns by Glitchdude
Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude
Also shoutout to Shimario for coming in clutch with the final version of the master

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W9mpD3KUb68N4xAytoT7NMEkl9X3YCx4WGd6yrS0UNE/edit?usp=sharing

Minecraft Passive Mob Cypher

Written, Recorded, and Thumbnail by JesseBox
Beat Arrangement, Mixing and Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Guitar Riffs by YuugenVinny

Special Thanks to Freshy Kanal, Yuugen Vinny, Snakebite126, Shimario, My Parents and The Bikini Bottom❤️


Jinx:
Aw a fellow blue haired bitch thinkin’ she wants some
Your “nakama” and “kumbaya” shit don’t work where I come from
Keep your fairy tails away from me, I’m not afraid to fucking rip your face off, I’m droppin bombs on top this creepy stalker

Like Pow! I’ve got an arsenal with weapons galore
Been on the roster for a decade and still the players want more!
Your tacky fanservice is almost cute, but terrible still
I liked you better as a rock girl, or when you had guts to kill 

I mean, c’mon, chick, you could’ve been so badass!
Instead your writers picked one gag and then played that trash for laughs
And I mean, no one even knows your dumb kid’s series anymore
Potential and relevance down the drain, need I say more?

Juvia: 
I’ll have you know that I am doing just fine
Cause I know how to aid my friends when their lives are on the line
You’re a reckless child, meddling while the task was being handled
Had you just been mature, Vi could’ve still had Vander

I’m an Ex Element four, was S class in Phantom Lord
I’ve the scars to prove my passion and agony I’ve endured
And my guild believed in me to change for good when I was wrong
Your family never had that trust, and thanks to you, they’re all gone

All your punches do is phase through me due to my water power
And I will not be shaken, I’m cool like rain that will shower
Except in Jinxes’ case, all it takes is words to confound her
Crush her like Mylo and Claggor and turn her back into Powder

Jinx:
*groans* That isn’t me, don’t call me that
I can feel all their pain, the monsters are coming back
I can’t take it any longer, your attacks, they’re much stronger
And I- *pfft*… haha.. HAHHAHAHAh

You can’t meet the damage I’ve done
You peaked during your season one
And what you call love is just an obsession that you manifested, and it’s fuckin’ scaring him off

He’s annoyed by you
And girl, the viewers feel the same too
Only Mashima’s shitty writing could’ve given you
A world where Gray even tolerates you!

Juvia:
What did you say?
About my Gray?
I’ll make you pray that you stayed in your lane or met an early grave like where your parents lay!
Don’t play with this rainwoman
I’m not afraid of a thieving rat with nothing to her name

Who do you think you are? You’re not the savior of Zaun
Cause all it takes is pink hair to take this failure off guard!
This poor pathetic schizophrenic should just quit while ahead
Thought she found her calling, then her THIRD father ended up dead

And by your hands no less. 
Just loss after loss and this one was bound to be next
Keep causing problems and problems are all that you’ll get
Past the point of help
I’d say that you were cursed but Vi said it better herself

Jinx vs. Juvia Lockser - Jesse’s Rap Battles

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rCihnVG-eBemWzWpO08DlprhpBXILTaJDDqK1wnTKLE/edit
Shimario as Pit
Peachumari as Undyne
garbageGothic as Palutena
Written by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Marsad Men
Hint for next time: "Apex Leaders"

Undyne vs. Pit

ANIME RAP BATTLE

Lady Oscar: EileMonty

Utena Tenjou: KingSpirals

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat by: Audio Network

Written by: Metal and Dusk

Lady Oscar (00:12):
Mon Dieu, this school girl amateur is my challenger.
When it’s clear Madam Juri is more of my caliber!
Unlike you in duels a Jarjayes knows chivalry 
Don’t need to be possessed to win a match properly!
Met your prince and it was the End of the World
Should’ve grown out of Fairy Tales you silly little girl!
At your age I was the model of a top Commander
With Anthys abuse, you’re just a mere bystander
I couldn’t care less about your Council affairs 
Or about how your greatest foe is a flight of stairs!
Now I got no shame in attacking your concepts
Ikuhara looked at me and added artsy nonsense!
Ditched the Courts to etch my name in history
To your talebearing school, you’re just another mystery!
Crawl back in your coffin before you try to flow
Which of us is really Revolutionary Miss Tenjou?!  

Utena (00:57): 
Wow that verse flopped, did Jacques ghostwrite?
Well I shouldn’t expect much from Maries white knight!
Don’t dare talk of Revolution like you set the bar
Had more drive than you when I was a literal car!
Crafted my destiny without wealth and privilege
Disappointed dad so much he made you in his image!
The snooty balls you attend bore me to tears
While I’m straight up ballin 'and dunking on my peers!
Gave my oppressors their deserved karma 
You splatter sparkles and call that trash drama!
Thought Wakaba had bad taste but then I see
You going full bootlicker for a tyrannical Swede 
Claim to be immortal in history, but in reality
To Robespierre you’re just another casualty
In spite of your protests and insistent pride
Only a blind man would make you their Rose Bride!

Lady Oscar (1:42):
Andre is my beloved through and through
Though Touga chose drowning over loving you!
That Academy of yours shouldn’t be boasted
Cause you’ll be its 101st Duelist to be roasted!

Utena (01:53):
Woah your Nanami impression has been pretty killer
This pompous cow has spat nothing but filler!
A Royal Guard Commander shouldn’t be this reckless
I fuck over French nobles like a Diamond Necklace!

Lady Oscar:
I’m not surprised this brat resorts to vulgarity
Such a brute compared to my lovely Rosalie!

Utena (2:04):
Oh it’s ironic how you think to mention her
When you didn’t have the gall to save her sister!

Lady Oscar:
By God, I shall reunite you with your parents!

Utena:
And I’ll reunite you with those angered peasants!

Lady Oscar:
Au Revoir, I end battles with a clean decapitation!

Utena:
I’ve cut down this Rose! Like Toei Animation

Oscar vs Utena - ANIME RAP BATTLES #9

Original battle by garbageGothic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no09-lzwVEA&t=27s

Rayyan with a bad laptop mic as Sebastian
Emily as literally everyone else

GDT Pinocchio: 
Oh boy, I love rap battles! Don’t know what they are yet though

Sebastian:
Well battle’s when you fight, and rap is clever rhyme and flow

GDT Pinocchio:
A witty war of words?! I love it! Penny, now it’s time to… die?
Leave you torn apart like Pyrrha did when I’m up on the mic (Oh!)
I’m flaming it! Like a crucifix! While you got flamed by Cinder’s hit!
A shame you were forced to be a real girl to make writing easy, and then you got fridged
But you’re used to the cold, being with Schnees, stuck in your role as a war robot
So let’s heat it up! My sick rhymes’ll send viruses like a hack by Watts

Penny Polendina: 
(Laughs) Salutations! It’s truly a pleasure to meet you!
I've never seen a boy before with so much mid to spew
Your homeland will be burdened when this battle ends in tragedy
Unlike you and Candlewick, I’m combat ready!
You’re flammable, watch for the sparks that I’m spitting

I’m never dull, sharp as my Floating Array
Be careful, I’ll sever the strings on this kid and
The borrowed soul he signed away for the pay!
Stop trucks with my hands but one sent you to Death
By the end of this battle, you’ll see her again- (hiccup)
Yeah, I don’t mean it, let’s just be friends!!
Say ‘ciao’ at verse 2, see who won and who’s next!

GDT Pinocchio:
Wow! That was a wonderful verse, but I’m sure that I can top it!
Your disses froze like Cold Steel, mine are hotter than hot chocolate! 
So listen up-! (gets shot) 

Pauly Shore Pinocchio:
Guess who’s here to slay the clones? It’s Italy’s fruitiest wood, the true Pinocchio!
Let me di-ski-di-ski-di onto the beat, end this PvPvP knockin’ out screws

This meme from MTV’s here to redeem my infamy with a new debut!
First up: dumb husk with a shot in his stump, his stop-motion can’t outrun my guuun!
Try to look grown-up, so you bring in Jesus and Nazis?! What-

GDT Pinocchio:
Huh?

(another gunshot)

Penny Polendina: 
Excuse me, sir-

Pauly Shore Pinocchio:
Does this magic tin can wanna talk?
Got a newsflash for you Bu-ddy, your story’s even worse! Shipping isn’t a plot!
Rusty Nuts and Dolts can’t hold a candle to my canon
Got a better Bella-donna than your civil rights stand-in! 
Leave an Ironwood Maiden-less in this rap 
When I kick your ass into next Spring Break! (Woo!)
Thinkin’ you can fuck with the pine? Pauly’s made of high-quality rhymes!
Your series is like you: it died, but everything comes in due time!
Forced Jaune to kill you after two lines of fire? Bitch please!
I burned and got real! I’ll melt you down to size for RWBY Chibi!

Penny Polendina & GDT Pinocchio:
What’s this knockoff trying to do? He lost all reputation
The second his mouth opened and became a faux sensation
Your jokes are stale, now Tybalt’s the only fame that you can ride
But we’ll stay strong with the power of God and anime on our side!

[RAYYAN MIX] Penny Polendina vs Pinocchio (Guillermo del Toro) - GG Rap Battles

Thumbnail created by: Matthew
Mixed by: Matthew

WHO WON?
https://rb.gy/3s4ek

docs.google.com/document/d/1QlxXtURULGYfPteARDyjWimmeQuqxnQeakclhxSD5_I

Chao vs. Matthew

original battle: https://soundcloud.com/user-953382854/cheshire-cat-vs-schrodingers

this battle singlehandedly convinced me that rosenthal is a goat and made me wanna collaborate with them, so this is a way for me to return the favor 

mix and cover art by me
beat by libra
everything else by rosenthalfishes

Cheshire Cat (0:14):

I am the Cheshire Cat, welcome to my Wonderland,
You want to battle rap? You must be hatter mad,
'Cause that plan is total cap no matter how you catch these hands.
Chess to your boxing match, tell me what comes after that?

Ah right. Your entire life fades. I think your mind ain’t the right place
Debating ‘bout a quantum space. Complacently my playground is the mental state!
Shove your stupid theories back in your box, you only prove your worth with words and talk!
Here’s an observation I made when I looked at you, your win is totally gone!

Schrodinger's Cat (0:40)

Cheshire, you best not mess with an experimental tester
Whether or not you enter my box, you will find you are lesser
Hypothesis of my pseudo-science, you shouldn’t be smiling when you eye my findings
Terrorising a tiny child like your writer then hiding in the lines like you’re pedo-filing, uh!

While my question's quite complex, you’ve literally lost your head. In my thoughts, I’ll
Opt to forget this bothersome pet but I know it’s not possible yet, it’s a toss up
Whether or not the probable end of following disses bodying disembodied
Heads get a fraudulent death, this has brought me ahead! Now, your defence?

Cheshire Cat (1:07)

What? What?
It seems like the real mystery’s whatever the fuck you discuss, ‘cause it must be
Like one big crusty bunch of duds who get stumped by an Amazon package.
Your argument’s like a rabbit, they follow it and your world collapses.

Schrodinger’s Cat (1:21)

You’re not smart enough to understand, you only ponder when it’s part of your Wonderland,
I couldn’t tell if you were intelligent when I looked at ya, y’know, like you’re Looking Glass?
‘Cause when you’re fighting the feline who’s neither alive or reaped, at the sight of me
You’ll fold when I deck ya with speed like the Queen of Hearts, that’s Binocular Rivalry.

Cheshire Cat (1:35)

My words chain like a catenary, cat’s are nary prone to form brawls with adversaries,
But for you? (Yes, you) The situation’s scary. (Yeah!) This foe spits rather hairy! (Uh!)
On the contrary, when you’re comparing us? I choose when I’m not lingering,
You’re a little Sphynx giving a silly riddle. (Who?) Schro’s more Schro-bingus!

Either way, you’ll still be Flopping! They put your ass up for adoption!
Frankly, your mechanic’s more quan-dumb, went from paradox to oxy-moron!
When you start talking, it’ll cause the alarm to detect my diss so toxic,
You’re gonna fail and pass away ‘cause like your later portrayals, you did na-zi your loss, bitch!

Schrodinger’s Cat (2:01)

It’s true that I’m locked in, caught in a awful coffin,
But when I drop bombs in my box, the volume’s up. Call that shit sub-atomic.
‘Cause the chance you beating me ain’t fifty-fifty, the time’s dry.
When it comes down to people I talk to, this kid’s more Liddel Einstein!

I’m the classiest cat in this rap, you’re a sad has-been with a knack for distracting
Madness, you only ever spit Radioactive like my flask does when I Imagine Draggin’
Your flat ass back to the pasture - your past home - pass by your passport, now in the Lowlands,
I’ve seen Manyworlds, but the skill between us is plain to observe - like a Cheshire Gap.

[RAYYAN MIX] Cheshire Cat vs. Shrodinger's Cat  - Rap Battles of Whatever

Having spent more days inside the pen than out, these two toxic foes are not to be trifled with, which one will overpower the other?

Written by R the Writer
B-Lo as Bane
MetalFireVA as Magellan
Thumbnail by Soul
Audio Mixed by B-Lo
Beat Prod. by 2Deep

Bane:
Do you know who I am? I am not pirate or marine
Not a monkey, croc, or shark, nor a gleeful dancing queen
Stand above sadistic guards and cowardly vice wardens
But I embody each in one way, you fell before them
Born and raised imprisoned, I know how to handle bars
You had one job, lost it and gained some facial scars
Tear Impel Down apart, then I pull myself together
Breaking you worse than the bat with every single limb dismembered

Magellan:
Hold it Hannyabal, I'll be the one to show him hell
Don't need to be the chief to throw this menace in a cell
Think I fell before a prisoner? I'll tell you now, you're dead wrong
Even those who left weren't dumb enough to take me head on
When my hydra coats the wax, then you'll truly learn to dread me
As I imitate your dad, and leave you with another dead beat
Your IQ points are dropping, your actions lack momentum
So put down your feeding tube and get a taste of real venom

Bane:
I'm an icon of pop culture, you're a blip in your own lore
As your failure was followed by an all out pirate war
You most trusted post-demotion feels like quite the fake out
Since we all know you'll soon suffer a second breakout
You'll need to make a deeper floor, before your gates become agape
Because I'm worse than any foe that you've chose to let escape
Far as brains go you're ranked below your mob of blue apes 
But if you wish to compare strength then I'll squish you like a grape

Magellan:
The devil's out to get you, he's moving pretty fast
Your biggest feats are retconned, your reputation: trash
And you want an opportunity to prove you're more than talk?
Well I've used my poison powers to leave every exit blocked
You're nothing but a patsy, your allies need not bother
Lost favor with the demon's head, and your shot at his daughter's
Though I suppose it's apt, there's no taste in what you spew
Truth is, I've taken shits that have caused more pain than you

Bane Vs Magellan - Rap Battle

Dani Frias as Happy Appy and the Good Doctor
JustGamer as Dr. Kawashima, Dr. Evil, Dr. Strange, Dr. Han
Written by JustGamer
Additional Help by Danii
Beat by Anywaywell, Syko, Epistra, Dansonn
Mixed by Danii
Cover art by Rabi

Dr. Kawashima:
Hello I’m Dr. Kawashima, neuroscientist
When my mind is sharp, and on time, there is no out-rhyming this
It’s undebated, I stay Brain Ageless
You were flavor of the month, but this apple’s tasteless
Your creator expanded on the story in hopes that it would stay
I couldn’t finish a micro game before you lost all your fame
With that, I hope to see you back tomorrow to play again
Cause with the two of us, I ate you up, that makes a perfect ten

Happy Appy:
Howdy children! Happy Appy’s back to spit some more!
Today’s opponent looks like MODOK on N64!
And I’m not talking planes when I say that I’m the flyest
When all you helped with was to justify the existence of a stylus!
A game based on a book? How’d you ever get attention?
Even I’m not as insistent with teaching kids lessons
You’re slowly being replaced with other brain teaser games
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Evil:
It’s time for Dr. Evil to become be the best rapper
I’m eating this track up like I was Fat Bastard
I have rap laser lines, best of luck bozo
And if you win I’ll go back in time and steal your mojo
Spitting image of evil spitting in this dope ass outfit
A stick up your butt is what you walk around in?
And the way you scare children, you must be clownin’
Why go for nine eleven when you can have a thousand?!

Happy Appy:
Ooo seems this spitter’s come up short like a Mini Me
Ooo no villain from your squad could help you kill the beat
It’s in your name but you’ll be surprised to find you’re
Third place in the ranks of Evil Mike Myers
Tearin' this parody 'cause he can't outflow
Should be aware as a funny spoof film? How 'bout no?
And with two decades later, your movies’ fame fully fades
But an apple a day will keep this doctor away!

Dr. Strange:
Stephen Strange enters the battle, I’ve come to bargain
Got the Eye of Aga-dope flow to make my bars hit!
Even Wong wouldn’t…….oh no……

Dr. Han:
Dr. Murphy please let’s continue this conversation at a later point if we can
There’s some sort of cross mix between Annoying Orange and an apple, let’s get him on a medication plan
There he goes, he’s a good doctor though he can be a strongly erratic man
But at least he’s great at saving the kids that you tried to kill inside of your van

Seriously, targeting children? That shit’s truly sick
Are Roblox threads how you find those kids? 
I work at a hospital, I’ve seen plenty of gore
But that horror makes me wanna shake you at the core
Better keep my mask on when I’m spitting with flow
Make a bigger splash than you with only four episodes
Syringes don’t scare me, nor will they hurt me
Leave this apple roasted when I’m fired up like Murphy

Happy Appy:
Wanna talk about firings, well how about yours?
Don’t let that bad writing hit you on your way out the door
And your show knows it’s pretty easy to make you the villain
But you’ll end up LIKE MIRANDA, WHEN I GET TO KILLING
I ENTER THE HOSPITAL LIKE A PLAGUE UPON THE LAND
WITH BLOOD THAT ISN’T MINE SPLATTERED ALL ACROSS MY HANDS
DR. HAN DIES NASTY, WHEN I BRANDISH A BLADE
CAUSE AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THIS DOCTOR AWA-

Dr. Han:
That’s enough out of you, you think those scary words and that creepypasta could make me give a fuck?  
Well you might as well call me Nick Jr Appy, cause I’m about to go ahead and pull the plug
No need for Forenziks, I’m able to find that it was boredom that killed all of your thrills
You want something that will really terrify people? Wait until I send you the bill

Gabe Newell vs Shigeru Miyamoto. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 36.

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