Rap Battles

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Battle of the talk show hosts. Jerry Springer vs Maury Povich.

RLYoshi as Jerry Springer
Nathan Provost as Maury Povich
Justin Buckner as Dr. Phil

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
JERRY SPRINGER
VERSUS
MAURY POVICH
BEGIN!

Maury Povich:
Now would everyone sit down, I'll tell you a story
"Maury Eviscerates Jerry", warning: it's slightly gory
You're a ripoff of Oprah Winfrey, you're a dead ringer
Serious pain is what I'll bring, you're going down, Jerry Springer
On your show, everyone's fighting, it's like glorified MMA
Here's a Shocking Sex Secret: you're gay!
I'm crushing you, this moment's being Caught on Tape
But you just keep sliding down that stripper pole, you skank

Jerry Springer:
It's time to reveal a piece of baggage, this won't be a shock
Maury is having A Current Affair with Rupert Murdoch!
You hosted a rigged quiz show, congratulations, bro
Well let me take the fact you blow and shove it in your face for show
You've got episodes and episodes about transsexuality
Now who are you to judge, ho? Just let it be
You're trying to act all serious by talking about gangs and shit
Well Maury Povich this is it, I recommend you just quit!

Maury Povich:
Just because Wilkos was security, you shouldn't act tough
You're a musician? Yeesh! Isn't your talk show bad enough?
All you do is sit in a chair and watch people wrestle
Your dad owned a shoe shop? Well wasn't your family successful!
You're looking stressed, why don't you take a breather
Don't wanna watch your own show? Gee, me neither!
You can't be fixed, loony, why do I even bother?
You've fucked up, Springer, and you ARE the father!

Jerry Springer:
Yeah, I have a kid, but he's legitimate, asshole
Just like one of those teenage girls you're out of control!
Time for the hard truth, Maury, you have no reason to live
And your rhymes are even worse than the advice you give!
I'm a true entertainer, take some lessons from me
I'll knock you right off the air and end your trash TV
You need to calm your ass down, man, you're getting too pissed
You're a psychologist if you take out the -logist

Dr. Phil:
Okay, you've had your glory, now you can give it all to me
I'm Dr Phil, and you need some help with your psychology
Now I'm not the kind of guy to say "Let's talk about your mother"
But as of last night, I guess you could say I'm her lover
Rumors spread like wildfire, but this one ain't bullshit
I know that you two are having a gay relationship
You two are so crazy it should be considered heresy
My lines will make you depressed you'll need my therapy
Your faces I will shatter and your ashes I will scatter
I just wanted to let you guys know, that you don't matter
I went in for the kill, since I can do things you can't fulfill
Problem solved, my new book, Defeated Fools by Dr. Phil

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

Jerry Springer vs Maury Povich. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 32.

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SuperThingsOnCups as MARIO
RLYoshi as Sonic.exe

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SONIC.EXE!
VS!
MARIO!
BEGIN!

Mario:
It’sa me Mario, that’s the name of the game,
Tom got scared of you? HA! what a fucking shame!
I’ll make your eyes not able to be found,
and play hide and seek, to not play the second round
This is my point of advice, you are gonna fucking lose,
Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman is more scarier than you.
There’s no way out of here, so you can’t fly away,
Go ahead and find me, I’ll just make this face.

Sonic.exe:
It must be a sunny afternoon, feel the heat?
the jpeg was weak, so I’mma unleash the beast.
You 2 foot tall round plumber, I’m better than you,
so suck my weiner, A.K.A. SMW.
-M-A-R-I-O- you’re a joke, bro, you blow,
I am about to crunch you like Yoshi’s binary code.
I'll rip off your mustache and stick it it up your ass
you're too slow bitch, I'll murder you fucking too fast

Mario:
Letsa go! I’m gonna stomp you hard like a goomba,
your game is boring while mine is truly super!
Just face the fact that I’m better than you,
atleast my fucking story was actually true!
Welcome to the yellow switch trail! you’ll never get out fast,
I can make 1,000 disses when I play in the grass!
It might be Mario’s Suicide, but you’re still gonna die,
you think you’ll win? but is there anything I can do to change your mind?

Sonic.exe:
Those bitches and me in the same sentence? WHAT A RIOT!
I see you're looking for a win here, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
Nobody in our realm can out spook me,
All your friends will be dead on the quick count of three.
I see your life's a strife, but I don't need no knife,
I'm comin' in fast, better hold on tight.
I’ll find you, then I’ll rip you up with my claws,
and rip off your head and say I AM GOD!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

Sonic.exe vs MARIO. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta

Nathan Provost as Hoody
Froggy7771 as Masky

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
HOODY!
VS!
MASKY!
BEGIN!

Hoody:
You're crappy Masky, you ain't having much luck
Your face is so fucking ugly, you need a mask to cover it up
When you could use a bag under your fucking shitty ass head
You're lucky to be alive but I wish you were dead
I will kill you when you are trying to sleep in a car
You couldn't take it seriously, but I've took it too far
Oh! you're a human while I'm a proxy? That doesn't mean you're good
Try to mess with me Masky, I'm from the hood

Masky:
I murdered my friend, that means I'm tough to take on you
Oh, you shot Alex? There's no need to be rude
I'm ripping through you, dude! You were born shit
And I'm bout to lyrically kick you in your marble hornets!
Those red eyes will match your body when I'm done with you
I'm disappearing, you're a queer, and i'll kick your ass, dude
Am I Tim? You'll never know! You could NEVER unmask me
But, now you're bout to have to pay the price of facing Masky

Hoody:
Your rhymes are so fucking boring, they make me cough
Your life is like my rhymes, 'cause it's about to drop
You can't match Hoody, you asshole-masked excuse for a buddy
In this next found footage, you'll be ripped, torn and bloody

Masky:
You can't handle my mask, so just step back
I'm cracking your code, bitch, in this vicious rap attack
When i snap your neck, I'll make those big-ass eyes flinch
Just know you can never mess with Tribe Twelve, bitch!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

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EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
EMINEM 
VS
MACKLEMORE
BEGIN

Macklemore:
This battle will leave you crying like that guy, you know, Stan?
I mean, you should be imprisoned, you killed your number one fan.
Can’t spell your own name, that’s why your E’s backwards
And my recognition grew faster than your dick, you bastard.
You got beaten by your papa, that's what all your songs are about
You should try to make something original other than anger and pout
Say "I'm not afraid" one more time, I know your wrong
Shit it was 99 cents and still no body bought your songs

Eminem:
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Marshall Mathers
the greatest rapper of all time, unlike this swagger-jacker
I'm not afraid to beat your ass , bring you hell till I collapse
I've made myself a great life despite my painful past
All you got is your thrift shoppers who want their money back
I'm the world's greatest rapper and I ain't even black
I grew up in the streets bitch, and i spit a verbal flood
I'll  take that 20 dollars and cover your fur coat with blood
Macklemore:
I’ll steal your grandpa’s style and walk away smilin
Now when IM gone I don’t wanna see you crying
Show me the "Proof" that you even had a friend
Just like your D12 group, they need to come to an end.
You're mother almost died while giving birth? I wouldn't blame her.
And she even tried to sue you, mother of the year, right there!
The only thing this faggot can do is get de-homed,
theres only so many ways i can say you got owned!
Slim Shady:
Now that the real Slim Shady has finally stood up
I'm gonna tell Ben Faggerty to just shut the fuck up
You Cinderella Man, dressing up in your mom's fur coat.
You base all your songs on a retarded kids quote
My name is Slim shady dont forget it macklemore
Cause owning over and over is becoming a chore!
I'm the rap battle king, haven't you seen 8 mile? Sheesh!
Your raps stink more than R Kelly's Piss sheets
Andy Milonakis:
I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a peahead
it's time to show these swaggy-faggies that they truly inbred
I had my own show on MTV, all you had was lawsuits
You should be in a basket, because your raps are like fruits
That means you're little homosexuals that whine and cry
and write raps about your lifestory and how you want to die
Humor is a great defense mechanism
My raps will grow unlike my congential hormone syndrome.
Macklemore, more like Macklewhore, what's up with that?
Did Ryan Lewis touch your cold ass honkey, in your pants you went ka-splat?
I would rather eat a bag of Skittles than acknowledge Eminem
I will brutally stab you, throw you in a trunk like Kim
If you're a  dumb, spitting, wigger you're not the king of rap
Emimore, you're about get conjoined with a bitch slap
You're never gonna diss the Schmandy Schmilishmokas
Because it's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis

Eyedea:
I'm back from the dead, the monster inside has been released
By the end even eninem won't dream, you'll be deseased
I'm the God of freestyle your reading scripts to try and diss
You bring out my purest digust, you and your writers get me pissed
I'm the best kind, teach you a lesson We ain't fessin
Miss by a mile, blindly firin' well my rhymes are the best medicine
I've got abilities on my side so big Macklemore, try not to cry
I'd say I'm sorry to you homies but rockstars don't apologize
Slim Shady's just another joke, nobody knows the real him
And what the hell's a Milonakis, never heard of ya' double chin  
You have sinned against your savior hope the lord’s willing to free ya '
Just remember you can kill the man, but not the Eyedea.
Mac Miller:
Yo, hold on K.I.D.S , Mac Mill in the build
"Life Ain't Easy" when you're rapping against me
It's a good evening to walk the walk
with these Nikes on my feet
My raps are iller, you can call me Mac Miller
You can call me Mac Miller
M. Jackson, I'm so thriller
rhymes so sick
you’ll be “under the weather”
when it comes to rap 
it's got my name
“Diamond and gold” 
I got the fortune and fame
I'm running this rap game
I slap the Language out your mouth
You need “English lane”
“ONE MORE THING”
Funny thing is your ass is worse than LIL WAYNE
All of yall, I'm putting your name to fucking shame
Kid Rock:
ROOOOCK ON!! Kid Rock's here to kick some ass!
Just like my guitars, I put my raps on full blast
I'm Born Free, Rock and Rolling with Jesus
But before I do it again, I'll leave you re-habbers defeated.
Macklemore, you're just a boy talking about a gay bar
I can make a better song with a broken guitar
And marshall mathers or slim shady? Either way I'll teach you a lesson, 
Why don't you quit trying to rap and take some anti depressants?
Mr. Milonakis, you ain't packing heat you're packing pork,
 Why don't you get off your lazy ass and maybe put down the fork?
I've got an Eyedea, how 'bout I hang you by the throat, 
Everyone knows your not gonna die of a rap overdose.
Tupac:
The king has entered, so All Eyez on Me
I'm a hardcore legend, unlike these cracker pussies
I'll take all you punks at once, So lets see what you got, 
I'll own your asses faster than my black ass got shot]
Got a pack three times my name, ya'll are lame
you're a bunch of silly ass white rappers gaining cheap fame
So badass I was in jail before I was even born.
I'm a shining serpent with rhymes that don't get worn.
Ching ching, broke bitches, it's Check Out Time
And then time to sit yo asses down for a lesson in rhyme
Your raps are criminal, have fun with the fuzz
I'll snort and smoke you so harder than Snoop Dogg does
Keep ya head up, everybody, cause these fools going down
Shit's going down , the thug OG runs this town
They took me out in 96, but I'm still on stage, with B.I.G.
and the world will always remember me as the real MC
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES


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