THIS IS SO WEIRD WHY DO I LIKE THIS?!???!!!!!

I remember this when I was 12 and now I’m 23 and still listening to it

Geez, I'm 24,used to listen to this when i was 13!!!

The Creepy Pasta Battle Royale.

Cast:
Justin Buckner - Slender Man 
RLYoshi - Jeff the Killer
Nathan Provost - Hoody
Froggy - Masky
LazySundayPaper - Eyeless Jack
WoodenHornets - Smile Dog
Kyenza - SCP-173
DarkLink4749 - BEN
RLYoshi - MissingNO
VideoGameRapBattles - Zalgo


EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SLENDER MAN
VERSUS
JEFF THE KILLER 
BEGIN!

Slender Man:
Prepare for "The Arrival" of the faceless king of horror
I'll knock you harder then when you fell on the bathroom floor
You're just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright
I scare all who happen to spot me in the night
Nothing can match my length, I spit deminishing and dark
I've got swarms of arms coming at you, prepared to leave a mark
Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found
Were your talents scarred as well? Because your rhymes are profound!

Jeff the Killer:
You're a pedophile, chasing little kids through town.
Legend says you kill, but I'm the best killer around.
What's with those tentacles? You're like a living hentai
A photobomb whose only popularity comes from PewDiePie
You're known from fake document, just look at Marble Hornets.
Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet.
You may be called a man, but I'm more killer than you.
As for your face; I'll bleach it, ignite it, and give it a redo.

Slender Man:
They call me Slender Man because I get all them bitches
See, I'm a man, you're a kid who can't write any disses
You're rip off of Dahmer, and he's more effective.
You ass got burnt, bitch, you're literally defective
How the hell are you considered scary? Your balls haven't dropped
And the most action you've ever had was at a bus stop
I don't need to try against you, you wouldn't last in my maze
You must be getting claustrophobic, now taste my static haze.

Jeff the Killer:
I can see right through you, you're not scary at all.
You may be slender, but I'm the one who's standing tall
I'll choke you with your black tie, no lie,
Then beat your faceless ass until you finally die
You won't put up a fight, I'll make you need Hospice
Come at me, and I'll rip right off your Slender dick.
Don't give me your crap, bitch, you're done! You're old news
How sad! They made a Teletubby scarier than you!

Hoody (talking):
Now hold on a second....
Hoody (rapping):
It's Hoody and Masky! We bring horror you won't believe
Masky:
Ain't no cameras here, so that means you better leave
Hoody:
We'll rip up your pages, then leave you in flames.
Masky:
You both have no family, and now it's your turn to get maimed
Hoody:
You've got long arms, and you've got no eyelids
Masky:
and both of you freaks always go after kids!
Hoody:
What a lame excuse, no eyes. You can still see.
Masky:
That we'll kill you just like your whole family.

Eyeless Jack:
It's Eyeless Jack here, so get ready for your doom!
You know your death is ready when i sneak into your room
Rip out your liver, you won't be needing this in your grave.
Walking around the woods at night, you think you're so brave
Slender Man, you don't scare me, Jeff, you're just a bitch,
I'll make Hoody and Masky my death slaves like my buddy Mitch
I'm the creepypasta king, you feel a loss to the Boss
And I don't even need eyes just to see that you've lost

Smile Dog:
Spread the word, you bitches lost to this number one dog
you pussies are only scary because you hide in the fog
Meanwhile, I'll restyle you hostile pedophiles to jump miles!
Get ready, cause you assholes are gonna see a hell of a smile
I can't understand how you pussies are considered horror.
A twig, a child, pathetic twins and a sightless explorer.
You can't beat me. I'm more badass than you all combined.
All five of you could never handle this demonic canine

Intercom: SCP-173 HAS ESCAPED, WE'RE PUTTING THE FOUNDATION ON LOCKDOWN.

SCP-173
You D-Class losers, wipe away that smile
I'm SCP-173, animate and hostile
I'm a class Keter threat; you're all Euclid at best
Special Victory Procedures: beating you all to death
No use Containing or Protecting your insecurities
Blink once and you're dead, I'm like an angel that weeps
Neck snap, get back; I'm having too much fun
Soon as I'm in the arena, you'll all be [DATA EXPUNGED]!

BEN:
You shouldn't have done that. It's time to give you a frown
I'm back for good bitches! And this time I won't drown
I go by the name of Ben, I'm every one's thriller
I've come to this battle to destroy you pathetic excuses for killers
You all will suffer and I'll make sure the media will see
I'll record your deaths, then upload it as a .wmv
Half of you are just pussies who can't handle a face revealing
Now let me conclude this battle with the Song of Unhealing

MissingNO:
Back from the island, it's Missingno. here to fight!
I'm the bitchin' glitchin' witch who will show you TRUE FRIGHT!
I'll crunch you, prisoner! 128 times!
And Smile, I'll crush your floppy disk with my glitching rhymes
Hoody, Masky, and Slendy? I can't make your stories worse.
And Jack and Jeff? Ha! Sounds like a Mother Goose verse.
You all need to watch out, for when M truly arrives
You'll be destroyed like a Marowak as I CORRUPT YOUR LIVES

Zalgo:
Enough with your petty rhymes it's time for you all to suffer
My presence is so purely evil, the thought of my rhymes makes you shudder
You're always hiding in your forest so nobody sees you cry
And you, I'll spit bleach at and burn your insides
Hoody and Masky, you two are just assholes
Dressing up like little faggots as I steal your souls
And Jacky Boy, I think it's time for you to see
That nobody gives a shit about your crappy story
Smile Dog, you're a puppy! I'm the mad dog of madness
you bring suicidal thoughts, but I'll bring YOU to sadness
And SCP? Nobody knows what you are
Some experiment covered in feces and scars
BEN, you shouldn't have done that! I'll diss you to death
You're a statue of Link who won't take another breath
Hell no, MissingNo; you're just a little bitch
Call yourself the master of corruption, but you're nothing but a glitch
9 Lives Taken at my demonic laughter
You're in my realm bow down to, ZALGO, YOUR MASTER

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 23.

POPPY PLAYTIME SONG (Slave To The Factory Line) |DAGames

#rapbattle #slenderman #gabriel #marblehornets #mandelacatalogue #theoperator

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snakebite126 as archangel gabriel
commander jacob as the operator
casey william as additional vocals

written by rabi and dilly
additional writing by casey and 3ple
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple
cover art by special inquisitor rayyan
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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The Mandela Catalogue vs. Marble Hornets - Rap Battle! (2023)

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

He's... or... Well... She's been waiting, abandoned and patient so long... to upload this song.

I'm back! I've been without internet for awhile and I've been making some music for fun. I tasked myself with making a remix of TryHardNinja's music from scratch. I've only found remixes of the song as pitch shifts or with strange effects added... so I wanted to change that. Even if it isn't the best, I'm pretty proud of this piece. I've been practicing, and compared to the old music I've made, this is an improvement!

Like my music? I also have a Youtube with a lot of nonsense things on it! This song will be available from my Youtube as well. If any of my songs on here reach their 100 download cap, you can go to my Youtube and - bear with me - convert them using the Youtube to MP3 website. Yes, I'm encouraging you to take my things.

YOUTUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTPZpQsgZf0&ab_channel=TheRapptor

Support me by purchasing the .wav on Bandcamp!
https://therapptor.bandcamp.com/track/follow-me-rapptor-remix

(I created the cover image as well, but it's not up for download anywhere. I didn't make it big enough to use as a wallpaper like I'd intended D: IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST)

Follow Me - Rapptor Remix

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

I thought i'd make a extended version cause it's so good!

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Espresso In My Ass - Markiplier Remix [Extended Version]

BENDY CHAPTER 3 SONG (INSTRUMENTS OF CYANIDE FT. CALEB HYLES & CHI-CHI)

I had to extended this because this is amazing!

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Every Hour - Markiplier FNAF Remix [Extended Version]

i do not own this song, all credits go to Nenorama and CG5, both great content creators so please check them out :D

edit: i didnt realize this many people would like it so i want to make it perfectly clear that this song does not belong to me in anyway shape or form! it belongs to Nenorama and CG5. please go check them out there content is great

I Wanna Waa – Waluigi Song By CG5  Nenorama

Bill:
Here We Are to open this hopeless chapter
Where a broken clone of UBOA's a-ghaster
Try to stay Determined, cuz when I’m let loose
You might want to start tying that hypote-noose
You’re just a crazy wraith with no amalgam mates
Who got his ass erased cross time and space
You’re getting handsy but I know you can hear me
Undertale’s Fun Value is just a Game Theory

Gaster:
ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTEEN
Nonexistent, like your victory
Go and try that angle, but in this reality
You’re flat, both in shape and in personality
Your Falls is no longer a mystery, man
Can't Wing it in this battle, so talk to the hand
Leave your senses deleted like an Oregon scare
It's not hip when the cipher's a Polybius square

Bill:
Listen to yourself, your meaning has no meaning
You couldn't even beat me if you were dreaming
I know a surefire way you won’t be so rash
When I smash you over the head like an At-bash
So you asked for a sequel from Toby Fox
Annoying Dog Days passed and there's no response
And just when you thought there's a chance that you got it
He delta rude move on your end and spun-off it!
I’m not scared of fighting a copycat Whiteface
Sans comic sense and a readable typeface
For two years I waited in time for this fight
And I’m still winning, even in the third darn rewrite!
Every reset you cling to your life and your hope
Reaching out and attempting and failing  to cope
So here’s the reality you’re trying to stall
In the machine both Gravity and Gaster Falls

Gaster:
I’m very very sorry, but you’ve got it wrong
And we’ll never meet again by the end of this song
While Disney gets Darker yet Darker I’ll standby
As it Rains Somewhere Else when the fans stop buying
The shlock from your AU you’ve painted as gold
Take it from me, you’ve been a bit too bold
Thanks for the feedback but my patience is dwindling
It’s rude to talk about people that are listening
As you spiral into my same trap of hubris
Edgy and Determined on being so ruthless
Waterfalls from your single eye
It’ll be too late when you realize
Every frame of your life you’ve just been a puppet
Feel the eraser, Hirsch, doesn’t it?
I’ll show you the hell nonexistence can be
You’ll come to regret this, wouldn’t you agree?

Mancha as Bill Cipher and WD Gaster
Brodecai as WD Gaster
Adam as WD Gaster
Beat by VinnyO

Slender Man vs Jeff the Killer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 23.

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