EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
SLENDERMAN
VS
ENDERMAN
BEGIN!

I see you've joined my server, so get ready for pain
Your white face and black suit have gone and picked the wrong game
I'd have it with you, Slendy; stop, don't talk
Watch me tear your woods apart, block by block!
I'll take Steve's diamond sword and chop off your arms
You're just a staticy mess, who doesn't cause harm!
My land is infinite, there's just a forest in your world
Stop placing your eight pages and come lick my Ender Pearls!

Slender:
You fruity glowing faggot, lemme show you the ropes
Come find me in my lair, grab my pages, wish for hope
That you wont get buttraped by my flailing tentacles
I will crush you into pieces, turn you into minerals
I'm making boys and girls piss themselves in fear
All you can do is move a block over here
I won't lick your Ender Pearls, I'll just rip them straight off
You don't even need to exist, you damn ripoff.

Enderman:
You're just dancing in your forest in formal attire
Want to see real fear? Come step on this tripwire
 I'll take you down a Notch, don't tread on my biome
I'll remove you like Herobrine, cause this is MY home
I've got zombies and Creepers and dragons in my band
You think you're tough as a diamond, but I'll dig through you like sand
Stop acting so brave, there's no need to pretend
You messed with me, now welcome to The End

Slender:
Water and rain, really that's your biggest fear?
No need to run, I can teleport, anywhere near
Your suit is just black latex, mixed with fabric
If you get in my face again, watch your screen static.
I am as tough as a diamond, you're just a dust particle
I will stand and watch you sleep, from a very far mile
Take your little block of things, you're getting kicked out.
I will Linda Blaire your ass. Show you what scary's all about


WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

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