So honored to be apart of this series, please have me back for more!

Fightmarker as Pico
Kamren as Baldi
Written by Fight, Cole, and Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Baldi SFM by Fightmarker
Pico TN art by Nooby
Mixed by Mightfarker

Pico’s School
School’s in! Guns out! There’s nowhere to run now!
And looking at this dumb clown, it’s clear you broke no New Grounds
Whether it’s beatboxing or rap, I always got the strap!
It’s Flash vs Trash, I’ll Blam This Piece of Crap!
made goth kids drop quick, a site’s what I started
then I look over to your audience how’s your fanbase more toxic
You’re running out of clicks, new modes and field trips
Now you’re ending up just flinging shit at the wall till it sticks!
Smoke you out like herbs, you get on my nerves
Observed this stalking perve, being put on a list is what you deserve
claim to be ironic, then make profit off the tropes you stole, dick
So doubt anything you can spit compares to the shots that I’ve Unloaded

Baldi
Wow! That was horrible! Too much profanity 
Don’t know what I’d imagine, when he’d parodied a tragedy 
Educating’s my profession so I’ll teach this offensive kid a lesson
Cause intolerant tools like you should be rotting in detention!
I’m loved worldwide, just ask my Kickstarter backers
While this kid was abandoned and replaced with Castle Crashers
I see you’re failing in all your classes that’s quite a shame but 
I’ll still give you a reward
it’s Baldeez Nuts
Seeing how these edgy rebels act, I find it perplexing 
That like Flash Player, you and Nene fail to have a connection
Violence in my school is forbidden, just you being here makes me pissed
And with your how site treats Tankman, seems not even they want you to exist

Pico’s School
I’m Uber, you’re an Ubër kid, so let me get this through to you, teach’
Rulers are out of the equation when I pack two of these Uzis
Don’t rap against me Baldi, this ain’t something to lose your head over
Not my fault you’re running this track like you were tripped back by B Soda!
Don’t need Darnell to Play with Fire, I’m the inextinguishable dickhead slayer!
While your fame’s quickly descending; Baldi’s falling down the Elevator!
Now before you drop dead, try this problem instead
My gun’s lead plus your bald head equals me coating the walls red!

Baldi
I heard every line you said were those meant to make me upset?
Cause you were just blowing smoke, like one of your cigarettes 
But you managed to finally kill your verse with your Funkin’ Night band!
Now the only thing left for you to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
HERE’S A LESSON MORE IMPACTFUL THAN JUST APPLES AND BANANAS
A MASSACRE TO MAKE YOU PRAY FOR SHOOTOUTS WITH CASANDRA
ALL YOUR DISSES PHASED THROUGH YOU SHOULD FIX YOUR AIM DUDE
VIEWER’S DEVICES ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS THE BEATING I JUST GAVE YOU

Baldi
ha...

Pico's School vs Baldi's Basics. rap battle. by fightmarker.

Monika : garbageGothic 
Rob : Stark Media / The Monarchy)

Written by Kamren
Additional help from MetaMachine and Psytube
Beat Prods : Epistra and Jurrivh
Thumbnail by JK03 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

RAP BATTLE

MONIKA

VS

RO-RO-RO (Announcer glitches, fading out)

Rob :
Oh great, he's glitching out, but I guess it doesn't matter
'Cause regardless of Act 2 or your future verse, you'll remain the bigger Disaster
I may have been left where the world forgot but I would never side
With a manipulator changing her class's code, another controller I'll wrecktify
Whatever beef this vegan has, I'll bite
More out of loop than Sarah's ships come to life
Didn't cost a Penny to push you over the ledge
Natsuki’s concerns are making more sense (cents)
Call you Gumball, lady knows everything yet still such a dunce
How is it someone self aware couldn't figure out she was gonna get cucked
By her own crush? Makes me another MC that's stopping ya
Went from saying "Just Monika" to it being Just... Monika
This virus's peak is gaslight?
Stomp out an AI in this fight
When I make unlike the BBC
Dropping the beat on DDLC
Getting arrested delayed my schemes
Getting a rest for you meant going to sleep
Throw in four years to revitalize
Yet the script gave your Boyfriend a different Senpai
Destroyed your friends and everything he loved
All because you weren't the option to get dumped?
For a plot this fishy, Darwin's less watered down 
Forget trash cans, I'm taking recyclables out

Monika :
Every day, I imagine a future of me and you
Debating in song, just know this ain’t my debut
‘Cause in this world, the roles for you are limited
Don’t want to wreck this up? Listen to my writing tips

Hey! Welcome to the Club! I hope you don’t mind
But we just don't have enough room for a child of Frankenstein
Evil 'cause all the options were marked off
No wonder he's got one eye, Rob's a self-serving cyclops!
Before you became the Void's static, you were always void and static
I know how to make my man whole, you keep falling down manholes
Even when he turned me down, I took the rejection despite my pleas
All it took was the slightest annoyance to make bananas your worst enemy
Thinking you were making cuts like Yuri but you're still treading on thin ice
I only need to bring up William to show that you're not as fly
Hid in a basement with amnesia, so here's some food for thought
Your writers were smoking Molly when bringing you back into the plot
Had a mental crisis after the only friends you wanted rejected you
Yet still only the second stalker the Wattersons had said no to
And here you are on your high horse, gawking about morality?
I don't need to change your code, you've already got two personalities

Rob :
Touche, though with what's within your files, Libitina needs some rewrites
Dan will probably patch it out and give you a Project L in hindsight
You've got as much substance as Rachel and I know exactly how you get taken out
Except it's not on a date, but kept unnoticed in the background
Don't you get it already? If not, allow me to set the mood
Your Reality exists to break the 4th wall and people still don't love you!
I think I closed my case on this emotional, ticking time bomb
The last thing left is watching your sorrow once the battle finally turns off

Monika :
Ben gave you an extra dimension and you think you're so better?
The only PHD you major in is Dr.Home-Wrecker
Tried to paint the future in your vision and got reduced to zero
Only to come in at the end like "It's time to be a fucking hero!"
SuperIntendent loses to a President, ain't that a cinch?
Ever since you caught Joe's mama, any chances of winning slipped!
Your happy end has more holes in the wall than the police in your town
Seems your film took after Sayori, it knew how to keep us hanging around

Monika vs Rob - Rap Battle! (ft. garbageGothic, Stark Media & The Monarcy)

Azia as Lofi Girl 
RaccoonBroVA as Kousei Arima
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Cover art by M!CAH
Art in Cover Art by Charles Draws

Lofi Girl (0:13)
Uh, could you quiet down please? I'm trying to revise
At least so I can put my mind to writing lines to fight this guy
I'd turn my headphones up a little to drown out your music
But it's useless when you'd do it to yourself, all 'cause your trauma's ruthless! 
(Hit it)
You really just don't know when to quit it
With living in the past like a haunted spirit
As a child, your skill built you a positive image
But you tore it apart in your music exhibit
It took a dying girl to push your limits
But you didn't wanna pay her visit
When she fought for her life with her failing condition
Just 'cause you were jealous of her friend, what a dimwit
My pen game’s divine, man, check my assignments 
A's all around, you fall flat in the C (sea) that you're trapped in
Your whole life, you've come across violence/violins
Both from the love and the mom which you're lacking 
Face the facts, kid, your existence is tragic, you get beaten up everywhere you go  
And gave your fans a sour taste in their mouths, like you just played them one of your notes

Kousei (0:54):
I often feel trapped, yes, but you're no exception 
Forced to listen to the same songs on repeat 24/7
I can sense the torment in you, your soul’s gradually decaying
Even I don't suffer that much from the music I've been playing (Uh)
You're counterproductive, waving a pen back and forth will not get you the grades that you strive for
None of the tests you've prepared and revised for could compare to all the demons that I've fought
Sleep, you're deprived of, while I am simply unrivaled if we talk musical style
The pianist idol, you just sit idle slaving away with your notes in a cycle
Took over ChilledCow’s channel but you ain't got any beef
You're telling me this Miyazaki reject is my enemy?
Quit selling me your vinyls with recycled compositions
Jade, don't mess with me - in song I'm known to crush my opposition! (Ohhh!)

Lofi Girl (1:36):
I'm taking notes, you can't hear ‘em; to Ryota, you're an interference 
Between him and the girl that you're missing, lied to up until her disappearance 
Feared you couldn't play like you once did; fell from the pedestal that people put you on
No wonder you kept beating yourself up with such an abusive mom 
Don't you get it, Kousei? It's your fate 
Everyone that you love’s being taken away
Couldn't find time with Tsubaki to play
‘Cause you were too busy getting slapped in the face (Ay!)
I can see why you and Kaori match
You're the brains to her brawn ‘cause a brain’s what she lacks
Nothing measures up to the scale of your strife;
All the joy that you’ve felt were short-lived like her life

Kousei (2:02):
I've been taught by the best to not do my worst
And I've caught the attention of all to my work
Jade, you've fought to impress them and leave them immersed
But you brought only dread like you sold them your merch
And I ought to address the barren way that you look
I'd bring more emotion to a keyboard than you could
Face it, you will never top me in fights
When I redesign that face like a copyright strike 
I’ve been moving people with my music since I was a kid
You’re stuck in the same spot for schoolwork, hoping you don’t fail at it
No family in sight to shed any shred of remorse
Just a Whisper to our Hearts, and it's time I finally silenced yours (Shhhh)

Lofi Girl vs Kousei Arima. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. Azia & RaccoonBroVA)

YDGeon as Jackie Chan
TimeLord as Karate Kid
HyperJacob96 as Mr. Miyagi

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
DANIEL-SAN
VS
JACKIE CHAN
BEGIN

Jackie Chan:
Before facing off the legendary fighter Jackie Chan
Take a few notes on how not to fight from Mr. Danny-San
I can beat you in less than a Rush Hour, try my Drunken Style, dog
If I can take down Don Cheadle, then this won't be very hard
Your stances are so bad, it’s like a Tekken fighter left on idle
You’re such a boring character, they should make a show about your rival
Some Chinese bullies left you sore? My raps are a verbal Hiroshima
So if you’re begging to be put down, I won’t hesitate to beat ya

Daniel-San:
Ever since my beginning’s, I’ve been told to fight with peace
But…. YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET A PIECE OF ME
I may need some assistance, but I just go solo, you know bro?
Come face me alone, yo, in the dojo you homo
Jackie Chan Adventures? I prefer Mike Tyson’s Mysteries
I belong in a hall of fame, what’s even your history?
You’re a Bruce Lee copy paste right down to the foot work
I nearly fell to my death from a cliff, I would’ve let you drop you jerk

Jackie Chan:
WATCHA! Got so many asian tricks for this Karate Kunt
I’ll back flip kick the 4th wall to tell you I did my own stunts
A cracker appropriating Chinese culture? What’s up with that?
No matter, I’ve got the moves and grooves to make your head go SPLAT!
Try to land a hit, I’ll reflex a blocker, Daniel-San
You look like a pussy and smell like Cocker Spaniel dog
Come flying down my rap trail, it appears you’ve met a dead end
No wonder you bombed, you sport Imperial Japan on your headband!

Daniel-San:
No more “Mr. Nice Guy” I can’t let him have his way
But we must defend our honor, so come kill his ass, sensei!

Mr. Miyagi:
I’m always on the run when Daniel-San gives me a call
You can wax on, wax off my damn balls
With my crane kick there’s no way you could stop me
Drop a gotcha cocky block, see, Mr Miyagi nagasaki
You’re like one of those flies I’ll chop stick to death
Jackie Chan going hi-yaw spreads that nasty noodle breath
With how much Jackie cries, sounds like he needs his mommy quick
Am I going too hard? I don’t really give a Karate Shit
My movies are beloved, while yours only spur a sigh
I’m gonna leave this snake behind, call it Cobra Bye

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPIC *HI YA* RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Jackie Chan vs The Karate Kid

Nathan Provost as Ted Bundy
Hayden Forbes as Jeffrey Dahmer

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
TED BUNDY
VS
JEFFREY DAHMER
BEGIN

Jeffrey Dahmer:
My name is Jeff Dahmer. Scarier than any creepypasta.
I got more fresh produce in my fridge than a farmer.
I lift weights and drop em on heads, so don’t test me
I’m a Milwaukee Cannibal, a killer MC
You faked being hurt to put your knife in girls holes,
But I’ll here help you play the role, so come and pay your toll
They had Zac Efron play you, because they felt bad
Little kids watching you kill makes them sad
You picked on easy targets, no one would ever find you scarier
I could snare your victims with an ad for Hot Singles in your area
I feed on victims facing defeat, call me the real Mr. Mix
Want to take a ticket to the Dahmer show? Check me out on Netflix, bitch

Ted Bundy:
Whether it’s a mannequin or a man again, you’re a scrawny little virgin
You’re just Weird Al with a haircut, and you slaughter Like A Surgeon
When it comes to a killing legacy, you really weren’t smahter
Took the sex out of sexy, so I ask Y, Dom and Dahmer
On the suicide hotline, I helped chicks to live
If it was you giving a ring, I'd say "Do a flip"
Seperated from American Horror Story, no love
Ryan Murphy made you a different show cuz you’re not scary enough

Jeffrey Dahmer:
Alright, that’s it
Even I think you went too far, so lemme call the feds, honey
No need though, after this, you’ll soon be dead, Ted Bundy
Your attractiveness left you spared from any scrutiny
But I find you weak and repulsive so there’s nothing you could do to me!
I wouldn’t take a nude photo of you, it would kill my erection
I felt bad for what I did, but killing you is an exception
I’ll eat you so sweet, a cuisine that’s fit for my mouth
Call in Dead Meat, murdered you so much, should get a Kill Count

Ted Bundy:
Oh PLEASE, your kills couldn’t top Carl the Llama
Quit your bitching and whining little Jeffery Wah-mer
You cut off people’s heads, but at least I get more head
Tell your mom to put down the pills and give them to you instead
I tricked the forensics, with what all I for inflicts
You killed four in six, of a family of foreigns, ick
I tricked the masses, you’ve got glasses, I’ve got so much charisma sass
I heard you like dudes, bro, so come here and, uh, kiss my ass
I mean look at this nerd, what girl ever thought you hunky
While Gacy was cited as referring to me as “Funny Bundy”
Your fruity ways make me not even wanna stand beside you
Turned to cannibalism, cause that's the only way you'd get a man inside you

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *OW OW OW STOP!!!* BATTLE PARODIES

Ted Bundy vs Jeffery Dahmer - Single

Ted Bundy vs Jeffrey Dahmer

Dr. Dee as Purple Guy
B-Lo as The Grey Man

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
THE PURPLE GUY
VERSUS
THE GREY MAN
BEGIN

Purple Guy:
1, 2, 3, 4; 5 kids on the floor
6, 7, 8, 9 games packed with chilling lore
Show you the door, give you some more
Straight to the core, blood and gore 
To put all the fright in the kids and adults
There’s only one name that can cause all this horror
It’s PG, killin’ 13, making this battle R
You look, 6, 10, 12, tell us what the fuck you even are
PG’s showing LSD who’s the greatest MC, fuck it
I’ll drop the A in FNAF, leave you Friday Night Funkin

Grey Man:
You brits have a thing for being awfully obnoxious
What will you do, use the scooper? just like your children you botched it
(Yeah you botched it) So knock it off, bitch. When Willy sees me he’ll fall
I gave birth to nightmares, you gave birth to a hentai doll
You can’t strike fear in me, I’ve got that Japanese made flow
Against the most uncaring purple father since Thanos (Oh snap)
I’ll phase through your robots, this time no suit will come in clutch
Nah, I haven’t seen a brit get pussied out this quickly since truss

Purple Guy:
You stand idly in the distance, what makes you think you’re fucking scary?
Fact is, what am I even doing here? This matchup makes me a bit wary
Think about it, I’m known for being the face of Fazbear’s scares
And I’m packed with shittons of lore, while this dude just kinda stands there
Stop your heart with a click.
See the face. of a criminal (iminal)
What the fuck’s even your shtick
That shit’s… really pitiful (itiful)
And what the fuck’s even that verse? I really don’t fucking care
Why the fuck am I still here?! I’m leaving!

Phone Guy:
Hello? Are you still there?

Grey Man:
Haha, now you’re stuck because you don’t know shit about me
You’ll be trapped in this rap battle nightmare for all eternity
So let’s dance, give the audience something to rant about
When you see me in the dreamscape you’ll just want to cry and shout
Wait- what is this? Where’d he go? Why am I rapping against a phone?
This is truly such a shame, it seems I've been left alone
I need an outing, I need a reason to stop this rhymin’
I’m gonna go hang with Lucy… in the Sky with Diamonds

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC…
*phone rings* Hello? Are you still there?
NO HE'S GONE
Oh, ok
....RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Purple Guy vs The Grey Man

Happy 10 Years of ERBParodies!

Mr. Jay as Cole Phelps
Nathan Provost as Vault Boy

Lyrics:
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
VAULT BOY
VS
COLE PHELPS
BEGIN

Cole Phelps:
Hello Vault Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass
I solve a lot of cases with this magnifying glass
Your stupid little takedowns really make me wanna shout
I will use my gun, shoot you up, watch your guts Fallout
You're hated by everyone, you got shot in the face
You're such a little bitch, no wonder daddy ran away
My name is Cole Phelps, hoe, I'm from L.A. Noire
You look 6? 10? 12? Tell us how old you are
You're such a dumbass, you can reach through that window
To unlock the door, but instead you use a lock pick and a cord
Ouch, ouch, hear that burn? Ain't that a kick in the head?
No holes in the boat, eat irradiated bread!
You let those stupid casino guys take your guns?
They probably heard about what you did to Megaton
You're a vilified villain, Imma take you in
Have you freakin' question by my partner Herschel Biggs

Vault Boy:
My name is Vault Boy and I am a Swift Learner
Your games are a little repetitive, chasing every damn burglar
That game L.A. Noire is a Bloody Mess
I can run away them burglars with my Terrifying presence
I am called Lord Death, I'm a real lady killer
Maybe some intense training will help you swim through the sewers
I'm a rad child, you're just a stupid piece of shit
I solve cases on terminals cuz I'm a Computer Whiz
All my companions make everything easy
And guess what, none of them hate me
I gotta strong back, I carry all of my junk
It's such a shame that you leave your pistol in the trunk
Nuka Cola, Sarsaparilla, drinking Victory
Between you and me, you're always crashing in a tree
I will smack you in the face with my paralyzing palm
Stop screaming at the suspects and please remain calm

Cole Phelps:
Listen here little boy, shall I Truth, Doubt or Lie?
You woke up in a ditch with a bullet surprise
Doing what I do makes me cha-ching
I know where things are when I hear *ding ding*

Vault Boy:
Oh please, you got washed out your ass
My currency is decent cause I have some bottle caps
I have Nerves of Steel, you made Roy Earl a deal
You'd blow his head off for dissing your friend, well guess what, I did, now go squeal

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Vault Boy vs Cole Phelps

Slenderman vs. Jack the Ripper:

Written By: Freshy Kanal, Vladimyr P, Legion, Eddiefrb, R, Tuna, Dani

Chizeled by: Fel and Mat4yo

Thumbnail Art by: Skeep Tieel

Mixed by: Fel

Instrumental by: Hollywood Legend Beats

Slenderman:
Audio: Freshy Kanal
Video: Y.D.Geon

Jack the Ripper:
Audio: Fel 
Video: Legion

Lyrics:
 
Jack the Ripper:
It’s the legend that never left, who called you to integrate?
A tale that can’t decide which Freddy it shall imitate.
So hey! For games it’s time out, I’m a real villain, so pipe down.
Just try to push my buttons and I turn this bulb head’s lights out.
You got infected by the kiddie-napping mannequin syndrome.
A suit dummy from armani - trapped in windows.
You think you beat a real killer, this clown is getting sillier.
And I won Whitechapel faster than you peddled pedophilia.
Your tactics? too shite to complain.
if your game was a book, then I wouldn’t be awake at the eighth page. 
This specter ain't a speck on Lecter, and oi:
You’re jump-scaring like Bendy’s stomping on your groin.

Slenderman:
Put that tea cup down, I heard you’re from Poland.
Jack the rip off, I bet your rhymes are also stolen.
Modern monster got the moxie to knock off your mouldy socks
Got the win in the bag, and Jack in the Box.
With five lame kills you think you're the king maimer
Cuz you stuck your nose in a local nudespaper.
While I looked eight pages past your muddle
And I saw tougher riddles - a crossword puzzle!
I’m the bigger better baiter, bitch, you’re battling the Slender.
I leave existences abandoned, unremembered.
The Ripper struck again, he’s trying to kill me
But today’s victim is your hashed credibility!
Everyone, look down to this day dreamer!
Foreshadowing the grave of Jack the R. I. P. -per!
Now let me do my job, cause my game doesn’t stop.
Go ahead shitting on five girls, one cop.

Jack the Ripper:
I'll attack this hack with a track stacked to Zodiac 
With an army of proxies that just promulgates insomniacs

Slenderman:
You never actually got any women, you ripped and jacked off to these.
Then you did it like your semen, got your life trapped between the sheets.  

Jack the Ripper:
You were a five minute trend, now your fame is more haunted 
We’re not on the same page - you're doodles and I'm wanted! 
With those stretchy tentacles, tryna compensate? 
Well, now you'll be left static when you cross my way! 
I’m a mystery in history, no way you can be dissing me. 
Your kidnapping’s like: I take a nap, while you’re kidding me. 
You’d have a scarier appearance bearing your pupil's crest.
Carve a scar in your face and say “my nama Jeff”.

Slenderman:
You’re no different than anyone I battled before.
I’ve seen better serial/cereal killers in a breakfast store.
Hide your ass where you want, you’ll be sent to hell.
So call me Senderman, since you’re taking the L.
Now people are asking whether Ripper is lasting, it’s enough to tell them that you’re owned.
Your grave was dug in the backyard of H. H. Holmes.

Slenderman vs. Jack the Ripper - Rap Battle!

[HAPPY RAP BATTLE DAY!!]

Vladimyr P. as Phone Guy
Michael / Stark Media as Ghostface

*Phone Rings*

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
PHONE GUY
AGAINST
GHOSTFACE
BEGIN

Phone Guy:
Hello? Hello? I’m just here to spit a message
I Wes Craven a real fight but my words will cause quite the wreckage
And If you decide to stay on the line, I wanna hear you spit a good diss
Otherwise; you can make like your colorful counterpart and Munch on this

Billy Loomis:
This Deuteragonist’s Entertainment’s shit but a good diss is what you reckoned for?
You seem to have choked so I’ll put you on hold cuz in seconds I’d be deafened; sore
I’m Looming and assuming this automation only be spitting fill-uh
Imma Killer, pullin the trigger, but in rap I’m the Ghostface Killah!

Phone Guy:
The only thing you’re pulling the trigger on is your very poor career choice
Cuz I..dent-ify this Billy Guy who never in his life been shown rejoice

Ghostface:
When I step into your office, never knowing who it is, Scott the Phone Guy is prone to die
Cawthon will be coughing when I lay you in a coffin with your family life forever gone awry

Phone Guy:
You wanna talk about my family life? Well, here’s a tip
Don’t go around Stab-bing people if all you’re gonna do is trip
Better Dial up some better disses, but if you’re wanting a silent dispute
You’d be losing this bout, nothing’ta worry about, so I’ll put contact with you on mute
Your life is on the line, so it’s best that you skedaddle
(beat stops)

Ghostface:
(Beep, Beep, Beep) ..Do you like Horror Rap Battles?
Cuz I’ll make this one appealing and Hang you Up on the ceiling
And after this verbal beating you will need some mental healing
Just based on your raps, I would have guessed when it comes to flames you are not a sparker
But when I’m on your chest, it’s cardiac arrest, turning these 50 shades of purple darker

Purple Guy:
You would be the one to Wood-burrow emotions, behind that mask of anger: You’re hurt.
Try to hang me on the ceiling ..if you don’t trip on it first
You’re not the only thing getting Pres-caught; you hide behind your feels!
I mean, your life is not a movie, but every bar I spit is real!
Call me Springtrap when I bring raps as sharp as the locks when I’m spitting gold
But the color of kings met a broken throne, so finally a felon is overthrown
And for 30 years, I was broken alone; verbally murdering you on this Mike (mic)
And when a child like you doesn’t act right they’ll have to face with the Purple Guy

Ghostface:
This clown’s held up in the circus, this Ring Master fucks with your circuitry
With no cords attached, I’ll leave you dispatched, this Puppet’s pulling the strings
You should Banana Split with your Blumhouse bullshit, there is no SAVING THE
FNAF Franchise with your shit, unscary movie!
I wouldn’t wanna cuff this Furry, when ‘83 was enough to leave you chewed
Welcome to Kinksville, Afton! Population: you!
Your rhymes were commercial yet controversial, be careful what you hurdle cuz you were never scary
In the Shadow of Freddy, I’ll leave you Withered, another shade of purple if you try to come at me
PG’s rating is obvious, but I’ll do my best to make this battle R
Now I’ll slice through this Guard to give Security Scars
(Heh) You were quite the tough bean, but that wasn’t enough to beat me
Now you’ve faced with Father Death and I’ve made you both SCREAM

Purple Guy:
That jumpscare was pathetic; I’ll dismantle you regardless
You didn’t do Fantastic Fac-ing me, since you were left guard-less
There’s no rebooting your movies when MTV left you out to dry like Steve’s guts
I would come back any day to leave this Director Cut

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP (Hangs up)


John P. as Purple Guy


Writers: Vlad, Michael / Stark Media, and Eric the Audible
Beat Producer: Beatg33kz
Mixer / Effects: Vlad and Michael / Start Media
Cover Art Made by Michael / Stark Media

Phone Guy (Five Night's at Freddy's) vs Ghostface (Scream). Sinister Rap Battles

Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs Ghostface (Scream). Sinister Rap Battles

Dragonex as Username 666
LightAmazingFilms as Normal Porn for Normal People

Username 666:
2006; Been here since the beginning
So you claiming better internet pasta’s not fitting
Don’t want a site from a doctor with a sex disorder?
Just refresh a couple times if you want actual horror
I’m gifted; users got me in their subscriptions
Take your vids so twisted and make them all unlisted
I want an equal match; rapping that could truly go viral
So don't make your verse more misleading than your title

Normal Porn for Normal People:
A virus is the one that is calling me a fraud?
Those are big words coming from the Vid-Con
Used to be the biggest threat with those demonic eyes
Now you're pushed aside by thoughts of being demonetized
Wanna dance? Break a leg, better yet, my computer
You’re not hot, you got leaked by your fellow YouTubers
So since you couldn’t bust a rhyme nor a nut.avi
Spread the word that you lost for the good of mankind

Username 666:
Drowning bitches with glitches, that can be your next kink
Couldn't spit licks, so you waste them on the bathroom sink
Leave you trapped with no other YouTube to stand
If you really want to make it big, I’ll give you a hand

Normal Porn for Normal People:
You’re the whore of Glesgorv, your gore's truly a bore
You'll be sore once you see the porn that I have in store
It would seem that your fate has led you to damnation
So consider this mauling a second termination!

Written by: Matthew Thomas, LightAmazingFilms, Brodecai, & S1lverballer
Mixing & Mastering by: LightAmazingFilms
Beat by: Joe Milburn of Audio Network
Idea by: LightAmazingFilms

Normal Porn For Normal People vs Username: 666. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 25.

Venom: Stofferex
Bane: B-Lo

Written by Snakebite126, Seth, Stofferex, Titanium1208

Cover art by Kamren

Bane:
You call this a challenge? I demand someone better
For I’ve already bested a depressing protector
I’ve studied your weaknesses and arrived in this cypher
With the key to extinguish this pest: fire!
Beat the Demon’s Head in chess, played Bruce Wayne like a pawn
This emo team’s a feeble mess, no brains paired with your brawn 
I’ll have you fall to your knees, so best honor the god
Making child’s play of you harder than Avi Arad

Venom:
Yo, is that the Devil knocking? No, he’s just an oafish fiend
A no-name freak who’s only known as the Bane of all holy things
So we don’t have to worry? Nope. Well then, we’ll give him Hell, son
So let’s let him know how we got our name - WRITING VENOM!
We’d fire all your deadly shots back, but too bad you don’t got ‘em
Our disses are just like your childhood, we drop ‘em
Hardy plays us on the big screen, we steal brains and have them as a snack
But as you, only breath he takes away is from his asthma mask
You’re thinking you’re lethal? Bitch, to us, you’re a meatloaf
One batty St. Dumbass beat ya, you’re a big ol’ Osito
Shoulda listened to your future self, ‘cause now you’re facing fear itself
Haven’t been ended by Venom like this since the ‘roids started making you scream for help

Bane:
Obsessed with eating brains? Well, here’s some food for thought!
Hailing from Klyntar, I’m not surprised Knull rhymes are all you brought
No effect from the Penance Stare? Well, that makes a lot of sense
Since your old job, the Spider’s made you Eat all your tabloid Sins (Ha!)
I’ve met clowns that have had smoother turning points, Eddie
I would break you, but One Bad Day left you broken already!
I can tell you despise Carnage, so be careful not to test me
I’m owning you, after all, the father slot is empty.
Oh, you thought your life was at the worst of its days
But then Topher Graced your franchise and that blew up in your face
Killer Croc tested my patience and I left his arm shattered
While your doctor tested their patient and diagnosed you with cancer

Venom:
Even ol’ Mac Gargan’s thoughts couldn’t match that jargon
We didn’t realize that we were back to Batman & Robin!
Floored by Azrael, what kinda Titan loses light brawls?
Your stories make us tired, that’s why they call it Knightfall
We’ve fought the Hulk and Juggernaut, you’re a light snack to rip through
Spent your childhood in a cell, but now your name can’t sell an issue
It’s a pity, with the dissing shit, we thought your lines would of been hotter
But it seems you’ve carried these sentences worst than your father’s

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