i get bears better but gems have better beat... can't decide

Adroitwhiz as Todd Wayside School Skeep Tieel as Matt Flapacha EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS TODD VERSUS MATT  BEGIN

Edgar and Ellen vs Zombie Hotel Rap Battles

Lucy Loud House vs Emo Kid Scrapped KICK BUTTOWSKI ERBOCartoons Season 3 Wart and Greg vs Star and Marco ERBOC Captain Flamingo vs Dr Dimensionpants 2 Todd Wayside School vs Matt Flapacha ERBOC

The Collector vs Darcy Wart and Greg vs Dipper and Mabel Corey Riffin vs Oskar Greason Tom Lucitor vs Varian Jeremy Birnbaum vs Jeremie Belpois Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese vs SpongeBob Squarepants Eager and Ellen vs Zombie Hotel

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Disclaimer: this is NOT a original song. The original song is by Caleb Hyles

Your Soul Is Mine! - A Helluva Boss Original Song - Caleb Hyles

All credits go to the original creators - which includes the art, Chris Savino, the song, Nickelodeon and everything else.

The Loud House Theme Song

All the FNAF Musical 1-5 nights(random encounters and Markiplier and Nathan Sharp and MattPat)

The Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl rap against the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz! Who will win?

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam/Pool as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ICE BEAR, PANDA, & GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, & PEARL
BEGIN!

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda Bear:
Once We Bare it all, we’ll show that we’re Stronger Than You
Grizzly Bear:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda Bear:
We’ll spit sick flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Looks like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day!
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What’s got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you thought you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Ice Bear:
Don't talk about Ice Bear...
Panda Bear:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizzly Bear:
That’s right Pan-Pan, let’s scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You’re used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear’s bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty ax
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda Bear:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizzly Bear:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, ‘cause
All:
We Bear stack raps even stronger than a diamond

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
you'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
Garnet:
We’re so intense
Pearl:
when we’re against
Amethyst: 
Three Ronaldo’s in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you’re just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning’s tripled but split, but we’re afraid that’s not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our lips off, you’re missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
your fur’s now wet from our flow 
All:
Let’s unbox these three cubs; how’s that for a Viral Video?

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 53.

Dagames - Dear Brother FNAF

Frisk vs Chihiro 

Video Release: November 5th 2018

Lyrics:

Frisk: 
In the Underground and there's another human in the fray?
She should've dropped the pill to leave this spirit kid away

If you wanna get the job done, 
you can’t make this bout fair
But if you think you’re fire, 
then I’m sending you straight downstairs

You say everything's fine? 
You must be out of your mind
Make spirits split in twine when I spear it like Undyne 

I would burn down more lines to put dirt in your shrines
But I’m not spitting these rhymes to give pearls before swine

Lin: 
Sen here's a cheap task, 
go sweep this weak trash!

Chihiro: 
Yes ma’am, I’m pretty sure that I can even clean that.

Given all your meek raps, 
I see why you speak jack 
I’d have better bones to pick by debating 
“uh uh uh uh” feat. Sans 

All generations laud my animation, 
check my rank, G!
While your fandom’s stacked with tantrums and some rancid dank memes 

You’ve hid in Waterfalls, 
now taste the spirit’s ocean flow waves 
All your emotions shown blank, 
I’ll toe-to-toe a No-Face 

From Ghibli, to diss me is quite risky, Frisky.
I’m renowned, you’re Underground. 
You’re already under six feet

So go run you pacifist, cause when I’m through you can’t save! 
I thought I've seen some ugly creatures but then this nobody came


Frisk: 
For someone known as Chi-hero, it seems that you LV to Fight
But rather save those kinds of lyrics for the baby’s lullaby

You're appearing as a lost soul 
stuck walking on these hot coals
Seems the stalker lost his frog, 
I see now you got the caught throat

Sans:
Uhhh..
Hey kid, how bout you leave this to a real Gaster Rapper
Your verse “dragged-on” more than that boy you’re chasing after

Turn Chihiro into zero, 
I guess that's a better place to be
Than scrubbing for some bird-brained witch in child slavery

I guess I'll be the most unfortunate in this rap rumble,
All those bars that I just stumbled’s a bundle of jr. jumble

You couldn’t best my bro’s puzzles, so best stay in the car, pal
I’ll give you a hand for that, but I have the win in the carpal

Chihiro:
So now Frisk is so pissed, they decide to drag a font on?

Yubaba:
Move aside!
 
Chihiro:
(gets pushed) ughh

Yubaba:
It’s Granny’s turn to show you who's the dunked one!

This skeleton does not even have any spine to fracture!
Raps as wacky and comical as the font he’s named after!

A mummy’s going Under, if it’s squabbling with gods
You can’t be roasting a boss if you get fired from all jobs!

With time travel and experiments, 
you think that you’re profound
But try to level up to me, 
I’ll show you who’s earth bound

Maybe save your snooze for later, if you really try to catch up
You’ll procrastinate responses and swallow this loss with ketchup

Frisk: 
Looks like it has to be me to end this challenge with your death!
But it seems you beat me to it by battling your own breath

Chihiro:
Sins are your tenure, 
your morale’s a mess, I venture
Left forgotten in the dust, 
but it’s my name you will remember

---------

Skeep Tieel as Frisk
CookieSaurus as Chihiro
Mancha as Sans
Freshy Kanal as Yubaba 
mysterioustrumpet as Lin (Cameo)

Cover Art by:
Brodecai & Jughead Jay

Writers: 
Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64, Jason, Julian M. and Jughead Jay 

Assistant Writers: 
Zim 11037, Brodecai, Light and Hippie Rat

Mixed and Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Kustom

Karaoke: http://picosong.com/w5LTj/
Flowtest: http://picosong.com/w5uHn/

Frisk vs. Chihiro - Rap Battle!

Fel as Norman Bates' Voice 
Zawesome as Norman Bates' Video
Swedely as Jack Torrance's Voice
PeppyPigeon as Jack Torrance's Video
Freshy Kanal & Fel as Norma Bates' Voice

Written by:
Freshy Kanal

Beat produced by:
Freshy Kanal & VinnyO

Chiseled by:
Jason, Adroit and Vriska

Mixed & Mastered by:
Freshy Kanal

Thumbnail by:
Fel 

Lyrics:

Norman Bates: 
Would you mind not throwing a fit in my business?
With that grimace you don’t lay a welcome mat, from what I’ve witnessed
I’ve known some shitty role models, your obsession brought your slaughter
Now I’ll make this the part 2 of ridding frantic frivolous fathers
So Kubrick screwed his train of thought, and cooked a different mad plot
Now the author of this author is flooding his floors with bad blood.
My footsteps are what my plan brought, with all the friends that I have lost
While your path froze your guts to death--I’ll check you in as Jack Frost.



Jack Torrance: 
A child and his mother, I corrected the disturbance 
Now they send me both cases within one goddamn person
It’s a burden, but I guess I’m gonna have to let the storm in
You dropped the ball on the carpet? Then fucking play with me, Norman!
This spineless biased child will bring the crisis I’m divining.
It only takes a lifeless mind to give your mindless life a Shining
I’ll flip you and your “stab-me-daddy-slapstick-gist”
Your spirit’s like: “Keep calm and pass the buck to mommy, she can handle this”
You’re simply full of lust, I know it makes you feel so ill
Still don’t have the guts to face it so you take them out your roadkill.
Now you perfectly replicate what you pin on your walls
An empty, anxious, little bitch that ripped his soul with what he caused
 
Norman and Norma Bates: 
Mother, what’s the plan? Pierce this Jackoff ‘till the game’s won
No need for reversed writing to know Torrance is getting REDRUM’d
You play with your work but who’s feeling disturbed? Think of more than one sentence and write it
Are you finally willing to fight and confront or did I get a dull boy excited
I know it’s not my place to get involved in, but you got nothing but your avarice and despair evolving
‘Til your only belief in everything you ever made is that the bottles you empty are gonna solve it
And packing a weapon? Listen up, I know this whole feeling is filling your guilt
But you showered in self deprecation and went to get stabbed by the story you built
You crafted your own trial, dropped out full of wrath and envy
The labyrinth was the game, but Player One wasn’t Ready.

Jack Torrance: 
You keep your basement locked after silencing mommy?
There won’t be secrets behind closed doors when Here’s Johnny!
Where’s the light of your life? You’re turning your home to hell
Peep so many holes in the wall, call it Mastur-Bate’s Motel
Your mom wrecked social contact within the feminine context.
I mean how’s dinner with her corpse and your oedipus complex?
It doesn’t matter who you mess with, you’ll stay obsessed and desperate
Your mind is your own maze and you will never find the exit

Norman Bates vs. Jack Torrance - Rap Battle!

Lyrics:

Chucky:
A ragdoll wants a rap brawl? 
I’m not the kind of toy you’d wanna dance with
Ain’t seen a faker hunk of plastic since Tiffany’s “enhancements.”
I mean you dug your shit in my spotlight, I got a comeback you couldn’t dream of, rookie.
So how much Woody could a wood-Chucky chuck if a wood-Chucky could chuck Woody?
Hold the gun on your sidekicks or run into my knife, bitch
I’d play “hide your soul” but you’re already lifeless
Stay PG and keep counting your sheep
While you sit in Bonnie’s room alone, without a peep
Trust me, I’ll strip your title as hot topic, 
Did your plot strings puppet that many fucking losses?
Thinking outside the box, Andy's off to college while I still keep on rocking my box office
  
Woody:
Those burdens you dug yourself in ain’t something I’d ignore.
Cuz I don’t think that body count would help disburse your child support.
As sheriff, I can’t endorse a story milked six times or more
So tell me exactly what bragging rights does your franchise have in store?
You run on two legs, but your feelings are fake
After this: No more reboots for this snake
My lasso is cutting your wires
You got a big mouth for a fun size Michael Myers
For dolls like you we ain’t got no tolerance
Even Sid's toys would throw you across the fence
You drew the line, this battle is your suicide, 
my movie’s booting you aside; a rescue for your audience.
Square up all you want in all  your fancy ways
You will never be able to fill up Andy’s grave
My destiny’s a legacy, your story’s ending right here
Cuz by now your buzzkill’s burnt out in this light-year

Chucky:
You’re armless in this show, sir, a failed stunt for your shoulder
So put a gun in your holster, or fuck off my posters
I Hamil’d it up! I’ve been toppling cities, 
scaring the piss out of kiddies, bitch, I’m Andy’s owner
You Hamm it up, riding your owner like it’s a piggy back, 
You’re Woody Wood-pecking all up over Andy’s shoulders
I’m in mint condition, but from a bloody background 
You’re my sloppy second, but a hand me let down
Bullseye spits harder than Woody, you got nothing
While I make the beat drop like “Andy’s coming!”
My name lives in the doll, I have insanity lead
You’re called Woody, cuz you fell down the family tree
If you’re as beloved to Andy as you think, he’d call the doctor
But to him you’re just as alive as his father

Woody:
Don’t go dissing others for their titles partn’r? “Good Guys” is your legacy
You’re the posterboy for playtime, the only street you’re running is Sesame
I don’t hold you to high standards, in my part of town you’re too young
Yet you’re smart enough to connect to tech, but too dumb to plug your head to your tongue?
I’m off into the sunset, let’s not prolong our argument
To infinity and beyond, muffles Chucky from the bottom of the bargain bin

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Adam & DNA_Fox 

Mixed and Edited by:
Freshy Kanal

Beats by:
Dansonn & Simon Servida

Additional Help by:
Rabi, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast (DGB), Fel, GengoMain, MetaMachine, Creep Switch, Adroit, GamingPlush65, Hippie Rat, Brodecai, Commander Jacob

Art by:
AlienMadman

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