i get bears better but gems have better beat... can't decide

Adroitwhiz as Todd Wayside School Skeep Tieel as Matt Flapacha EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS TODD VERSUS MATT  BEGIN

Edgar and Ellen vs Zombie Hotel Rap Battles

Lucy Loud House vs Emo Kid Scrapped KICK BUTTOWSKI ERBOCartoons Season 3 Wart and Greg vs Star and Marco ERBOC Captain Flamingo vs Dr Dimensionpants 2 Todd Wayside School vs Matt Flapacha ERBOC

Darth Vader sings a song ( Star Wars parody ) by Aaron Fraser Nash

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b6wosim-z1epjh-2YVmQf-TnEvO-UW74X8El0qHhGX0/edit
King Mewtwo as Bowser
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Lucifer
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64, King Mewtwo and AlchemyKing
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Toni Rigatoni
Beat by Epistra and Dansonn
Hint for next time: "Captains of heaven and hell"

Bowser vs. Lucifer

Freshy Kanal: The Rock vs Paperboy vs Edward Scissorhands ft. Chase Beck, Commander Jacob & Zawesome

Fresy Kanal: Six vs Wirt (Little Nightmares vs Over the Garden Wall) ft. Eric the Audible & Evava

garbageGothic as Lofi Girl
ThanosQuack as Chrome Dino 
Written by WeThink, Ryufan76, Lukimorador 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Lofi Girl art by CreeperPasta 
CoverArt by Ryufan76 


Lofi Girl: 
(Sigh) 
Keep it down please, I’ve tests to be passin’ 
I’m a studious student, and you’re a distraction 
Who only pops up when there ain’t any better to do 
And at best just gets bittersweet reactions 
Shocked you chose to battle, when all you do is run 
Even my amount of studying, couldn´t make you pass as fun 
Got a couple kids asking, where’s your game´s conclusion 
But a sole look at your screen, tells you’ve no resolution 

Chrome Dino: 
(Drop it)
Way to flunk in the studio, those all nighters ain’t well spent
Go home with your Bluetooth and your hidden headphone dent  
One does not simply trash talk the best the net’s come across 
Because on the track I leave an Impact, (wait for it) like a boss! 
You see me dodge and duck many obstacles on every try  
But even I can’t avoid to address how Chilled Cow’s milking you dry 
What about your lore, is that something we should check in?
only one episode in, and you came out with seasonal depression (bruh!) 

Lofi Girl : 
(Chuckle)
If this fossil got turned to oil, he'd still lack any worth 
Apex predator, but some plants make him hit the dirt 
You’re a pest at best, please just give it a rest 
As to get rid of this Rex, I oughta just hit refresh 
Reset the router or press to click off the tab no less 
8-Bits are no contest, and you’re just a browser’s tool, no to mention 
Romantically is just another way, that this loner dinosaur got no connection 

Chrome Dino : 
What if I told you, you’re just an overhyped GIF 
Only getting views cuz the disguised lullabies she comes with 
I got A Note For You girl, is that your pencil ain’t sharp
Spaced out and any lack bars, can’t even press me, to start
I’m got those ‘saur jaws but you’re the one that bites off, brutal 
While you stuck on school, I’ve been landing jobs at Google 
You’ll repp the white flag, like all the French peeps that I’ve seen  
And if you ask me, it’s time to pull the plug, on this livestream

Lofi Girl Vs Chrome Dino- Rap Battle ft. garbageGothic & ThanosQuack

Full battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/JvajhkTNjZo

► CREDITS: 

Vanessa as Ms. Frizzle
Twitter: @VanessaBenVO

KingSpirals as Mary Poppins
 Twitter: @KingSpiralsVA

Written by
PowerPoint Rap Battles 

Ms. Frizzle Art by WAN

Mary Poppins Art by SkydivingQuagga

Beat Prod. by Tone Jonez & Leo Barqui

Beat arranged by Theme Park Avenue

Mixed by Nikki

Thumbnail by SPM1000

► LYRICS:

Mary Poppins Verse 1

Spit spot, Miss, you’re facing Mary Poppins
I’m punctual and don’t appreciate your tardy pop-ins (Now…!)

Zip your lips, we are not a codfish or the tuna you were in the mouth of
This is the second, wait, third time you’ll get devoured

My knowledge and umbrella are the envy of a Weather Man
You have a flying bus, yet your lessons are pedestrian and treacherous!

Now let me get your measurements
Oh, eccentric lecturer whose bus is the one thing that isn’t reckless

I’m laughing with the Banks, while your outings don’t end happily, so Valerie
You don't even deserve a teacher’s salary (goodness!)

You put your pupils in danger on nearly every trip
The truth is very cold, so please don’t take off your helmets, kids


Ms. Frizzle Verse 1

Good morning, class! Please excuse Nanny McFreaky
Her style’s just a little bit too old school, right Phoebe? 

She thinks she can’t be rattled, so let’s buckle up, kids
And prove how easily some teaching can get under her skin! (Woo!)

We’ve traveled Mary’s whole brain, and our findings are outstanding
Based on all the nooks and crannies, she is quite a crooked nanny

She leaves Bert in the dust when he can barely get by
It seems the only thing that she can teach is class… divide!

While you have the kids tidy your room
We find cocoons and then we fly to the moon, and I’d invite you too

But you’re already on a trip with your magic flying nonsense 
Be careful when you’re blitzed, lightning strikes the highest object (get it?!)


Mary Poppins Verse 2

A woman like myself doing drugs? You must be joking
But if that’s your finest comedy, my uncle won’t be floating

Though he’s often very positive, he thinks your show’s the grossest
With its imagery so sickening, I couldn’t sugarcoat it

Oh, the winds have changed, and Miss Frizzle’s flows are blowing 
There’s little else to say, I’ve clearly bested my opponent (oh!)

And I know just the way to end this most triumphant moment 
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


Ms. Frizzle Verse 2

Your fame has joined the other nannies gone in the gale
I quizzed my students on your novel, and all of them failed!

Walt said you’d never be forgotten but that promise was frail
Now you’re like Liz, no one cares about the loss of your tale

You hate logic, but it takes little explaining to know 
That Magic School Bus is the greatest educational show (that’s right!)

While my viewers’ brains grow, all your viewers’ brains go
Mary Sue has been schooled, guess she should have stayed home (oh!)

Ms. Frizzle vs Mary Poppins. PowerPoint Rap Battles

TheMonarchy as Feathers McGraw 
ThanosQuack as Untitled Goose Game 
Mixed by Kaewoo 
CoverArt by WhozPhantom 
Beat by Requiem Beatz 
Art by Molliebendite & ACE
Special thanks to Grasman & GreenOwl 

Lyrics: 

McGraw: 
Feathers McGraw, most foul mind Britain’s seen 
Keeping up with the crimes as he now steals the scene 
From this inconspicuous ballbusting gander 
Out here stealing millions you just get bread from grandmas 


Ruffle feathers with McGraw soon you’ll be dead & gone 
I will only need my glove and then I’ll make a Chicken Run (and) 
I find it ironic who you bite off greater 
Cuz You only be a Goat in a Simulator 
(On guarde)

So I’ll beg my pardon as you’re decimated  
Verbally of course, rest we shall see later 
I’ve got some serious heat, that is the proof you lose 
So get down! Duck Duck Goose 

Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh snap! The nun turned out to be strapped 
But hasn’t considered the fact, nobody fucking asked! 
If all you you do is squawk then leave it to the ducks 
Keep the Blue Diamond I got bofa (bofa?) both-a-deez nuts 

“I’m ballbusting” yap yap yap yap 
Whatever bro just put the Beets in bag 
A thousand gnomes couldn’t cover your thousand yard stare
“I almost got the bag” dude NOBODY CARES 

So L +Ratio 
Stay trapped in the zoo while I wander every pond every patio
This penguin is crazy, bro thinks he Cobblepot 💀
Fitting for someone so deadpan to end bottled up 

McGraw :
Quiet you, we shan’t see what happens when I choose violence 
You should take notes from my playbook and embrace silence 
I’ll leave your burrow burrowed and ransack your House House 
You’ll go south out of season, this goose is cooked now 
 
A verbal murder, my first bird on bird crime 
This Goose couldn’t help, fell shorter than its play time 
I’m done stealing the battle, and while it was delightful 
Shows why I remain unrivaled and you’ll stay Untitled 


Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh you’re dangerous a criminal we get it 
But the best you got still is waaay too many edits 
I get hoes, I get bread, money and the Crown as well 
Switch it to the ring and that means I’ll hear no bell 

Cuz I stole it, now it’s in my burrow shining bright 
Like that smooth clay that will go extinct with the times 
Fits that a fly less bird doesn’t land but just crash and burn 
You’re left without your ice what happens when Penguins Turn (Honk!)

Feathers McGraw vs Untitled Goose Game- Rap Battle! ft. TheMonarchy & ThanosQuack

► CREDITS:

Isaac Romomo as Aladdin
https://www.castingcall.club/isaacr

DuelSkiller as Gwonam
https://www.castingcall.club/voiceplay

Written by
Theme Park Avenue

Beat Prod. by
Insanebeatz

Mixed by
Danii

Thumbnail by
JK03

►LYRICS:
Aladdin Verse 1

Gee, you sure have some nerve disturbing royal Persians
If you’re an advisor, join the other hermit in a turban

You’re worthless, singing squadala, I sing as king of Agrabah
While you ain’t never had a friend, I always bring my squad along

With your appearance, guards would cut your ear off if they faced you
You’re ugly and aged, dude, Genie can’t even reanimate you

And with those seedy eyes, this creepy guy just needs to die
But I don’t even need my sword, this bread’s enough to steal his life


Gwonam Verse 1

Your majesty, on a technicality
Jafar and his minion had your palace seized 

And trapped princess Jasmine because you kept your friend jailed like Ganon
You tried to get a kiss, now look what has happened

You were broke when your mother took her final bow 
Could have looked for a job but didn't try that route 

You're a crook, but I think your mama might be proud
If you just have the vision to find a house!


Aladdin Verse 2

That’s rich, there’s no denying that my life was pretty tough
But Link’s is worse because you didn’t give him time to get his stuff

Now he can’t even buy the oil that would light this battle up
Your meager rubies are lackluster, I’m the diamond in the rough
You gotta

Be quite a jump behind if you still think I have no worth
I was Jasmine's perfect suitor, and I hardly had a shirt!

Ask Jafar, it really burns when you’re pitted against me
I’ve bested a second wizard, now you’ll go with many blessings


Gwonam Verse 2

You escaped the Cave of Wonders and created slaves in hundreds
Link, see how both Aladdin and Harlequin make their puppets? (Huh?)

Then you stormed the palace for some power, won the lass with charm and swagger
But her cash is all you’re after? You’re a magic carpetbagger! 

I navigate so Link can grant wishes to millions
I’ll split you down the middle, kid, I’m the prime Koridian

I won, the Prince of Purse-Pinching is once again imprisoned
And he’ll finish his little swim with the fishes, it is written

Aladdin vs Gwonam. PowerPoint Rap Battles

The Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl rap against the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz! Who will win?

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam/Pool as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ICE BEAR, PANDA, & GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, & PEARL
BEGIN!

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda Bear:
Once We Bare it all, we’ll show that we’re Stronger Than You
Grizzly Bear:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda Bear:
We’ll spit sick flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Looks like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day!
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What’s got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you thought you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Ice Bear:
Don't talk about Ice Bear...
Panda Bear:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizzly Bear:
That’s right Pan-Pan, let’s scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You’re used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear’s bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty ax
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda Bear:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizzly Bear:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, ‘cause
All:
We Bear stack raps even stronger than a diamond

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
you'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
Garnet:
We’re so intense
Pearl:
when we’re against
Amethyst: 
Three Ronaldo’s in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you’re just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning’s tripled but split, but we’re afraid that’s not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our lips off, you’re missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
your fur’s now wet from our flow 
All:
Let’s unbox these three cubs; how’s that for a Viral Video?

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 53.

Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

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