You need to do some team fortress two characters. Try to improve your impressions too.

CAST:

Squidward's Suicide - VideoGameRapBattles
Dead Bart - Mat4yo
Sonic.exe - UberFictionBattles
Tails Doll - MCGamingFTW
Happy Appy - RLYoshi
Cupcakes - Katie Glasco
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Uboa - B-Lo Lorbes
The Villager - SuperThingsOnCups
Suicidemouse.avi - WoodenHornets

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN!

Dead Bart:
You're dead, squid, like your music career,
I guess you can't hear you suck cause you don't have ears
You got a watermelon brain, and a dick for a nose
I'm gonna stomp you flat, like all your music notes
I bet the only reason they found you on the bed
is that you never had a bitch to blow your clarinet
You can't come back cause you're already dead,
and in the end i'll leave your easter island head beheaded

Squidward's Suicide:
I would practice for my concert than challenge a brat a brawl,
I can break a window from a plane so you can fall.
Nobody cares if you're dead, with your bloody corpse,
With the stretching and blurring making it look deformed.
I committed suicide because i can't stand your shit,
And Homer made a joke because he doesn't care about you bitch
The drawing hyper realistic looks fucking lame
Why do you have to fucking mess around on the fucking plane?!

Dead Bart:
The way you play your clarinet, it sounds like people dying 
And the crowd from the concert had red realistic eyes.
You can't rap at me cause you make no sound,
But you can show 5 frames of dead kids found.
I would tell you to kill yourself, but you beat me to it
Your chance of winning aint your clarinet but you still blew it 
Don't you dare stare at me for fucking 3 seconds,
And I might've died from a fall, but your shot was more wrecking!

Squidward's Suicide:
Your mystery was found because of fucking stalking,
And a black screen with a download link, I won't be installing
When you died, the homes were fucking abandoned,
You were just laying in the casket, when your corpse was stranded.
Your family was staring at you like "THANK GOD!"
The tombstones in the ending had the deaths written on
The credits were silent and handwritten bullshit,
And the dead dates were on the same date as the episode said it!

Sonic.exe:
Ready for round two? Hehehe, let's go
I'll show you two shitpastas that you're just my hoes
Dicknose, you aren't scary, suicide's not exciting
Just play my game if you wanna see frightening
Bart, you're a disappointment dying without style,
Motherfucker, I'll leave your wrecked ass like Kyle
You two are comedies, your freak factor is flawed,
Do I have to repeat? I AM GOD

Tails Doll:
Hahaha...
You'll feel trapped and dead when you enter your bed
I'll be taking your head, all the blood will be spread
I'm the Tails doll, and sonic.exe you will be damned,
You unlocked me friend, and I'm coming back again
Squidward's Suicide, please kill yourself real quick,
And Dead Bart, I hope you get pierced on a stick
I'll be pushing these faggots, with my plushy penetration,
I hope I just made clear, this is your final destination.
I'm as cursed as can be, I'm a haunted lord
I'll snap your back, or I'll slice you with a sword
Knuckles, and Sonic R, dead by now
What you can do to make me calm, is fucking bow
Two stupid cartoons, with a little change.
Like hollow eyelids, or little bites out of his face.
And one stupid hedgehog, from a not scary game, ha
I'll kill you like I killed those kids, Gill and Noah

Happy Appy:
Time to watch some TV, what would you like to watch?
A dubbed over Blue's Clues? Or a show that got banned when it got launched?
I will take you to my van and get this episode unreleased,
Allow me to finish off this battle leaving you tortured and deceased.
Let me make kids entertained with my deadly smile,
My episodes were found, now you all are the missing files
I'm the king of the killing, all of you will be dead,
But don't be scared, death's a cycle, that's natural children.

Cupcakes:
This is your time to pay, this is your Judgement Day
I have my knife sharp, are you ready to play?
Squidward, you're a loner, you can't make a smile,
Dead Bart, you can eat my shorts cause yours are vile.
Sonic.exe, you are too slow,
Tails Doll, you're my dolly, time to add a little bow.
Happy Appy, you don't look happy, no need to cry,
Time to make some cupcakes, so you all better get ready to DIE!

BRVR:
You think you're scary shit? You're taking it a step too far
For you can't grasp the true form of me, BRVR
I'll tear all your precious souls and simulate the same Hell
that I went through, yet I'm not crying like your pussy-selves
My master's deep inside my heart, no matter what, 
it makes me write my darkest thoughts, crafted by all of your blood
I'm going to leave and hope for good rappers among us
Even if it means I'm staying here alone...in the darkness

UBOA:
Time to turn out the lights, so you can't see me killing you,
Oh, you all wanted to win? Well BOO-FUCKING-HOO
Welcome to Hell, would you like to have a bike?
Nah... who cares? You wouldn't even dare to like it
Get ready to be trapped, I am Poniko's true form,
This is my revenge, go and flash it some more.
I'm in many other games, like Me, and .flow, ah!
Guess who the winner is, the answer is UBOA!

The Villager:
Hello Neighbor! how are you? i am really fine,
i got a letter saying it's time to for you to die.
I need to get my axe, but it needs to be cleaned,
from all the villagers that i have ever meet.
I'm the animal crosser, you all are just ripoffs,
I will bury you all, if you will just stop.
I'm the best selling Nintendo game and your winner for now,
you all better evacuate cause the villager came to town!

Suicidemouse.avi:
Hello everybody! It's me Mickey Mouse,
And no one will top me, get out of my clubhouse!
Squidward's Suicide, go back to your concert,
Dead Bart, you know breaking plane windows are hazards
sonic.exe and Tails Doll are gay mates,
Apple and Horse, surrender for God's sakes.
BRVR and UBOA, what a fucking joke,
Suicidemouse.avi, the creepypasta of the most!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 20

B-Lo Lorbes as Mordecai
Miss4yo as Twilight Sparkle
Kari4ever as Pinkie Pie
Justin Buckner as Applejack
RandomBronyWhovian as Rarity
Stofferex as Fluttershy
PaletteReviews as Rainbow Dash
RandomBronyWhovian as Spike
Anthony Perry as Rigby
DH Films as Muscle Man
Matthew Thomas as High Five Ghost
Mat4yo as Pops
Stofferex as Skips
itsannachloem as Princess Celestia
WoodenHornets as Benson

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle 3. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 34

Anthony Perry as Chris Griffin
Zack Maloney as Bart Simpson

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHRIS GRIFFIN!
VERSUS!
BART SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Chris Griffin:
I think it’s time to draw how this little punk is going down
The way he’s challenging me got him acting like a clown
It’s not Chris to you, it’s Hatboy, bitch!
But instead, call me Homer, ‘cause I’ll choke you with my disses!
I’m delivering these lines, like how I deliver Newspapers
You dumb phoque, I need to eat a marshmallow so I’ll finish you off later
Write this down on the chalkboard, all you do is cause trouble
There’s no use for you on the show, so go skateboard out of this battle!

Bart Simpson:
I’m Bart Simpson, who are you, tubby?
It’s sad that comparing you to your dad, you’re more chubby
I’m a Simpson, you’re just from some messed up family
How can I take you seriously, you get amused by giggling keys!
You already lost this one, just listen to my crowd
Hell, if Ralph ever saw you, he would be like “I hate men now!”
You think you’re going to win, I think you have lost it
I’ll be more scarier than the monkey hiding in your closet

Chris Griffin:
You’re just some yellow turd, with a show that’s a pile of concrete 
You planned to get married, even though you’re younger than me
I’ll make you feel ashamed that you're bully will say 
Nelson Muntz:
Haha!
Chris Griffin:
Cause at the end of this, you’ll be screaming “Ay caramba!”
Bartman has just begun, I already took him down
I’ll be chilling with my dad, go back to making out with Milhouse  
I can make a better rap even when I fart
By the end of this, we’ll rename this episode to Dead Bart

Bart Simpson:
All you are is a copy of your dad, with even less brain cells
I'll take you down faster than what I did to Krabappel
When I leave you beheaded just like Jebediah, no one will get mad
The chance of you winning is more freaky than you marrying your dad
Now I have to admit Chris, you are quite  a well rounded kid
But its pretty sad when even Meg thinks you’re retarded 
Don’t ever try to fuck with Cupcake Kid, or else, you’ll be hurt
I won this fight fair and square, now go back to making out with Herbert

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 40

Nico Raimont as Sonic
Zack Maloney as Rainbow Dash

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
VS!
RAINBOW DASH!
BEGIN!

Sonic:
Yo! Sonic’s the name, and speed is my game
Every fan of your show thinks that you are gay
If this was a race, you’d be losing bad!
Not to mention, that out of nowhere, your shit show became a fad
Cut off your wigs, and see how cocky you want to be
You’re not as tough as you think, you shouldn’t of faced me!
There’s no way you can win this battle, I’m as strong as Knuckles!
I’m gonna leave this battle, making you weak and tumbled!

Rainbow Dash:
Hey Sonic, what’s up? It’s the blue pony that’s fast
I can clear the sky and fly so high, that’s why they call me Rainbow Dash!
Your whole entire fanbase is full of people who blow
‘Cause Sonic X is not 20% cooler than my show
Your fame is going down the hill, and so will your ‘Tails’
Your animation in your anime is just an epic fail
My fanbase keeps on going, yours is just getting old
Because I’m so cool, soon I’ll make it into the Wonderbolts!

Super Sonic:
Wanna do this the hard way? Lemme kick it up a bit faster
Only speed skill you got is rainbow crashing, you’re a disaster
Speed is your element? Don’t make me blow a fuse
You think you can beat me? Well now I’ll show you!
The ratings on my games and show is faster than my running
The popularity of your show and you is just stunning
Your fanbase and show is awful, yet you think I’m odd?
I’m the best video game character ‘cause I AM GOD!

Rainbow Dash:
I don’t need to transform! I’m gonna win this in a dash
With my flow coming in fast, you’ll be dead in a flash!
I represent the spirit of loyalty, so you won’t go far
And your popularity went down the drain after Sonic R!
Your relationship with Amy is still stuck in the Green Hill Zone!
Wanna face Dashie? It’s like you’re asking to have broken bones!
Just call me Eggman, ‘cause you’re about to meet your doom
Now watch as I finish your ass up with a bucking Sonic Rainboom!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow Dash. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 41.

Matthew Thomas as Dipper Pines
Fel as Finn the Human
Zack Maloney as Mabel Pines
MetalFireVA (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Jake the Dog

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
FINN THE HUMAN
VERSUS
DIPPER PINES
TWO
BEGIN

Dipper Pines:
Dipper Pines here to take down Finn the Human once again
I know you might be 15, but you seriously look like you're 10
My disses are as strong as Susan Strong, that wannabe She-Hulk
Once this battle is done, I'll crack your deformed skull
When you wear your hat, it makes you look like you have an ugly tumor
You're just a wannabe Flapjack, except no amounts of humor
This is your end Finn, in the end, you’ll be going to hell
I’ll chop you like that time when I went to Taco Bell
I’m gonna fight you like Fight Fighters, so come on, let’s Rumble
You’ll tumble, you’re in trouble, and we’ll do it as a double
I bet your verse is gonna be a waste of time, and it’ll be dull
I mean I don’t wanna be rude, but you have the brains of Waddles
I know I might not get the heart of Wendy, but what makes you think you can beat me?
You’ve been trying to get the heart of Bubblegum from episode 1 to Season 3
You’re more babyish than Time Baby, you’ll never get to date a lady
Maybe if you stop being lazy, get off your ass daily, you’re super crazy, you’ll never beat gravity

Finn the Human:
What time is it? It’s time to kick this sore loser out of this battle
I’m the hero in the Land of Ooo, fighting me is just a hassle
You challenge me to round two, you must’ve been fucking insane
Like seriously dude, the people that watch your show is so cray-cray!
Dude, you go on more lame adventures than Flapjack, see
You say I’ll never date a lady, you can’t even get a date with Wendy
My show is awesome, just like the mathematical hat
I guess there’s a reason people call you a pussy, you sneeze like a cat
You find mystical creatures 24/7, well I don’t give a fuck
You’re more spoiled than that little bitch, Pacifica
If you say I have the brains of Waddles, well you have the brains of Soos
You should be falling apart when I blast my raps in autotune!
You’re gonna lose this one, is losing really a bitch?
How can you call yourself a man, when you can’t get your voice to the right pitch
You’re just a lonely 12 year old fag, who can’t spit a rhyme
You’ll be hiding from me in fear once I scream, ADVENTURE TIME!

Dipper Pines:
They call me Dipper Pines because I’m as tough as a pine tree
I could beat you any day and I’m not that manly
Your show actually got you popular? Congrats, have a $-12 dollar bill
You’ll never have anymore adventures after you hear my sister’s rapping skill
Mabel Pines:
I won’t be smiling like Smile Dip, here comes Mabel Pines
My brother will win this when we kick your butt Sev’ral Times
I’ll make you bite more than you can chew, have some Gummy Koalas
Now let’s take this kid down! The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!

Finn the Human:
Shmow-zow! Did you really think you can bring out your drugged up sis?
This is low, even for you, is this Pine serious?
You mad kid? My rhymes are getting too hard for you to take
Now just sit back and take a lesson from my best friend, Jake!
Jake the Dog:
Dang dude, you need some help beating this Sherlock clone?
I can beat you in a stretch, prepare to be Gide-owned 
I’ll be watching my victory, as if my name was Bill Cipher
This bendy slendy dog will finish this by flipping the Dipper!

Dipper Pines:
It’s a mystery how you still think your rhymes are effective
Your show came first? Well guess what? I don’t give a duck-tective
I’ve been learning about the Mystery Shack throughout the summer, what did you do kid?
Don’t even dare spit another rhyme, or else you’ll be Finn-ished!

Finn the Human:
I’ve been fighting monsters and dragons, so learn this! 
Your brain is more invisible than the faces of your parents
It’s time I finish off this beating
Making sure this Dip-shit is defeated
I gotta go ‘cause the fans want more
I’ve chopped down your ass, that’s the end of this adventure

WHO WON!
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Dipper Pines vs Finn the Human 2. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 42.

Fel as Charlie Brown
Froggy as Doug Funnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHARLIE BROWN!
VERSUS!
DOUG FUNNIE!
BEGIN!

Charlie Brown:
It’s Charlie Brown, prepare to get stomped on by the Great Big Pimp-king
Go back to writing in your diary, about how you’re not gonna win
Eat your dog up like a Porkchop, your whole show is just a flop
In spitting disses, I’m on top, ‘cause my rhymes are harder than Halloween rocks
I’ll crunch you like peanuts, so you’ll just simply slip and fall
I’ll kick you out of this battle, as if you were a football
I got a blanket full of disses just to defeat ya
Just admit it, you’ll never get Patti to lick your Skeeter

Doug Funnie:
Looks like it’s a job for the one and only, Quailman!
Go back to your blanket, because you’re nothing but bland
I got friends by my side all the time! You got an overrated canine!
Grow up Charlie Brown! Because like your sister, you always whine
Bang ya like a Neematoad, so prepare to get lyrically crushed
Only girl you want was a spoiled brat who abuses you too much
I’m gonna smash you, ‘cause I’m Smash Adams, the ultimate secret agent
Hell, without The Simpsons, you wouldn’t even be famous

Charlie Brown:
You were rapping? All I heard was horns and trumpet noises, that’s crude
If the color scheme wasn’t enough, what’s up with everyone being named after food?
I have a movie up my sleeve, yours just piss off Nostalgic Critics 
Good Grief, not even Sally is as annoying as the rhymes that you’re spitting
I’m a good man, Charlie Brown, by the end of this battle, you’ll be having a frown
I’m the ultimate champion, I deserve a crown, you’re not funny, Funnie, you’re going down!
I’m popular, all over the nation, your show is just a 90’s failed creation
My show’s the pinnacle of animation! You’ve lost this battle, congratulations!

Doug Funnie:
Even if I sound like trumpet noises, you will still be in for a loss
People hate you so much, that on Halloween, you only got rocks
Feel that irony, when you’re calling me a monstrous devastation;  
You’re filled with terrible voice actors, cheap jokes and LAZY ANIMATION!
Shut up Charlie Brown, or I’ll insert my foot into your Peanuts
Then I’ll cook you up like a Charlie brown-ie, you’re out of luck
Why the heck do you even bother? When you can’t rap for shit
So go back to comic strips, because it’s clear who won this

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATT- (trips) (good grief) OF CARTOONS!


Charlie Brown vs Doug Funnie. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 43.

Stofferex as Yakko
MetalFireVA as Wakko
Leafy Dubs (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Dot
Justin Buckner as Alvin
Nathan Provost as Simon
WoodenHornets as Theodore

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ANIMANIACS
VERSUS
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
BEGIN

Yakko:
We’re the Warner Brothers, and we’re gonna warn these fools
that if they mess with the Animaniacs, they’re gonna get schooled
Wakko:
HELLO NURSE! Oh wait it’s just three tree huggers
You are pop culture in a nutshell! Rubbish little buggers
Dot:
I’ll ride my bike, and run over these three, they’re gonna get maimed
I keep these two in check while you guys will stay lame
Yakko:
You make me yak, so step back from us
Or else I’ll take Alvin’s hat and shove it up your furry butt

Alvin:
Hey Dave! Can we beat these time travelling dummies
They’re just like Disney cartoons, except not funny! 
Simon:
Wakko, stop being so wack yo, and get out of here son
These three will be needing a Witch Doctor after this is done
Theodore:
Don’t Animani-act like you’re gonna win against these three
Even a chipmunk with less of a brain would say you can’t beat me
Alvin:
You stole from everyone, call you “The Animated Burglars“
Now you be looking like mutated rat assed perverts 

Animaniacs:
These Animatics are at it with their charismatic flow!  
Go back to Jason Lee, ‘cause we’re taking over the show!
Even Dave can’t stand you, so don’t bother
Yakko: We’re the best Wakko: beat the rest Dot: ain’t no others
Yakko:
You all should be ashamed, you’re gonna be ruined 
Wakko:
Stop eating so much Theodore, you’re getting bigger than the moon
Dot:
We’ve got the slapstick, the comedy- Wakko: and the voice so soothing 
Animaniacs:
‘Cause your rapping is way worse than your 2007 movie!

Alvin and the Chipmunks:
We sing and bring joy, you guys are past retro!
Your animation is even worse than your innuendo 
Alvin:
Let’s teach these freaks who can actually sing better
(Singing) We’re incredible, Simon: amazing Theodore: like the letters on our sweaters 
Alvin:
We can actually write songs with help from our producer
Simon:
I’m the smart one, so I can already tell you’re the losers
Theodore:
We’ll leave your animated asses looking like Disney rejects 
Alvin and the Chipmunks:
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot just got chipwrecked!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Alvin and the Chipmunks vs Animaniacs. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 44.

Rare Part 2

this one is a odd one made this for a guestmix ill be on next creel 

Redd Casey - Ratchet Bitch rizzo remix

Let's celebrate Halloween night with a non-horror battle! In this ERBOC, Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Foo from Nickelodeon's Harvey Beaks go up against Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo from Cartoon Network's Clarence. Enjoy!

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks
Leannaire as Fee
Zack as Foo
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
MarioWorldGuy as Jeff
WoodenHornets as Sumo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
CLARENCE
VERSUS
HARVEY BEAKS
BEGIN!

Harvey Beaks:
Welcome to Bigbark Woods, the best place where you’ll meet your end
These weirdos are the only ones that won’t be my friend
Fee:
We’ll be spitting like The Spitting Tree, standing up for Harvey
Taking shots at us, well now you’re gonna have to pay a Fee!
Foo:
We’ll make a mess on these rebels, breaking you like a pebble
Leave this battle like how Ashley left you, or how you got expelled
Harvey Beaks:
You must have mud in your eyes if you think you can win this fight
I'll be stealing your victory as if they were Jeff's fries

Clarence (buildup):
I’m the Man of the House now, so please, listen for my orders
We could just be friends, unless you wanna cross my border
You really think a blue bird head can step to us? Think again
‘Cause I have imagination, and it doesn’t include you winning!
Clarence (rapping):
Now let us rumble in the Fun Dungeon, but for you, it won’t end well
I doubt you can face me, 'cause you’re too weak to punch yourself
Jeff:
Wipe you away like germs, since you three barely tried
Keep those hands away from my food, or else, I’ll push you down a slide
Sumo:
We’ll take you to Harvey, then have your packet sails shipped
Giving Harvey scars, and leaving you other 2 Mint Chocolate chipped
Clarence:
You’re gonna fail at spitting cyphers like how you failed as a babysitter
Your treehouse I’ll be chopping down like
Sumo:
TIMBER!

Harvey Beaks: 
Ha! Please friend, I’ll wish you good luck for that
Fee:
I’ll blow your blockhead if you say that to me again, freakin’ brat...
Foo:
Get more wins than a disguised pigs chins, fatso
All:
You guys are in so much trouble, and we’ll show you how though
Harvey Beaks: 
I bet your brain size doesn’t reach a quarter of a mile
Fee:
You’ll lose this battle like how Ryan lost his hairstyle
Foo:
With your OCD, you’re just an annoying over reactor
All:
These three will get kicked out like your original voice actor

All:
You disgraceful animals, you should know we’re the best of all time
Cheering our way on, while you’re stuck on the Broadway line!
Clarence:
Have Amy ride her bike on you, you’ll never find anymore friends
Looking like a Breadwinner, so consider this your end
Jeff:
Don’t let this bird get out of control, he’ll take his clothes off
Sumo:
Listen up, we're the Kings of the World, so you can't really talk
Clarence:
You better Hold Onto Your Handles, 'cause we're gonna leave you soiled
All:
It’s time we crack you like your sister
Clarence:
I love my eggs hard-boiled

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Clarence vs Harvey Beaks. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 49.

Deadpool - Seth W
Deathstroke - HyperJacob96

Deadpool (0:12):
Okay, let me bring this up, ‘cause that’s just lame
You guys couldn’t even follow the fucking channel name?
Anyways, let’s not sweat it on the small stuff
as it looks like this bitch is back for a second round of beat up!
But I’m not only bettin’, you’ll be regrettin'
harder than the viewers after Seth’s Orochimaru impression
Hot like a chimichanga, I'll tango if you wanna
And I'll be laughing when you're on the end of my katanas
Man, I'm a legend, you've been left in the dust 
It's kinda sad people only know you vaguely from Injustice
You’re the best Assassin? Well, let me be enlightened
‘Cause in five whole seasons you couldn’t beat the Teen Titans

Deathstroke (0:44):
One mediocre verse, and I’ve had it with this red fool
But I’m about to leave you like Gatsby: dead pool
I’ll hand your ass to ya, you know I’m not a fan of ya
Exile your existence, blast your act back to Canada
You’re not better, you didn’t come before me
You stole all my shit then just jacked up the horny
And you think you rap hard? I’ll show you some violence
I preferred you in Origins: where you were silent
Cursing like a sailor, making jokes about your ween
Congratulations, you’re a hero to every pre-teen
I’m not sure what’s bigger: your ego or your mouth
But I’m sure it won’t take much to stomp this Merc out

Deadpool (1:16):
Maybe you came first, but Super Soldier gone crazed?
That concept and your rhymes are drier than my fucking face!
You’re not relevant anymore, you know what that means?
We’ll never have to suffer your ass on the big screen!
I beat you in a Death Battle, why don’t you check reality?
I'm just fighting for the plot, but you’ve no personalities!
This upcoming filler's like your persona, boring and futile
Leave this  audience saying, “aw man, that was BRUTAL”

Deathstroke (1:37):
Here’s a problem with you, you don’t know when jokes get old
‘cause that verse had as dull of an effect as Ryan Reynolds
So when you think you’re all superior,  you haven’t got a clue
I wish my wife had killed me - I wouldn’t have inspired you!
Drop the anti-hero bullshit, I'm a straight up villain
This track’s not the only thing I'm wicked at killin’
Now it's time Wade Wilson found a new mission
Before you regret the colour of pants you’ve chosen to shit in.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE COMIC BOOK FANS!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF COMIC BOOKS!

Written by: Seth, Dusk, MaNCHA, & Joey

Deadpool VS Deathstroke II - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 1

This has been in production for 825 days as of this release, over two years! I have worked so long on this rap battle and I hope you all enjoy it.

Any beats that people might say I stole from other battles, all of these were chosen 2 years ago before they were used at all.

Special thanks to Dustin for how much he helped with this battle once I decided to unscrap it!

Chao as Lemmy
Mort
King Can Prod as Larry 
UnamusedDetective as Wendy 
SkeepTieel as Iggy 
Light as Roy 
Mancha as Ludwig 
Freshy Kanal as Bowser Jr. 

Written by Chao, Freshy Kanal, King Can Prod, Nekomancer Jade, Hank
Beat Mixing by Skeep
Vocal Mixing by Freshy Kanal
Beats by Kustom
Thumbnail by Boris

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qcCIdn_LnciwdNmeqtMYvEz4hk4tNDVt1jKUD6jZWJI/edit?usp=sharing

The Koopaling Rap Battle Royale

Merry Christmas.............. in July!

garbageGothic as Olive
Elijah as Rudolph
Matthew as the Head Elf
Matthew, Seth W, Vinny, Dustin, Atro, Zawesome, & Light as chorus singers

Lyrics:
Olive:
Wait, Rudolph? Thought you’re an urban legend, a classic
But it seems your special is now known for being problematic
Best beware of this dog before I go and start attacking
No Postman could deliver what I’ve got packin’! (Wow!)
Your mind’s foggy if you don’t think I’ll show Winter wonder
Get the jump on this blunder before the next musical number
It’s the season of dissing cold, so think before you miss a foe
And get bullied away again from kissing right under mistletoes

Rudolph:
Who’s this? You look like no reindeer to me, mutt
You could never stop my motion, no deus ex machina!
Janky as the watch that you sport from Martini
Your lifetime couldn't hold up to your bars, teenie!
With your dull plot, I couldn’t crush you any flatter
Looking like a cutscene from PaRappa the Rapper
So deliver better, punk; this isn't Reindeer games
Comet said “No hitchhiking”, so why you riding off my fame?

Olive:
Don’t have a mis-fit, we shouldn’t fight at Christmas
Or else you’ll be written on the very top of my diss list
Bah humbug; your verse was so trash, it’s
Got the head elf asking, “Why weren’t you at rap practice?!”
Heard it from the Ol’ Saint; saving Christmas is my callin’!
Envying the Other Reindeer, green like Olives, I’m solid!
Ear piercing like the high pitched noise your nose got
Abominably overrated, you should’ve stayed as a song!

Rudolph:
Quit toying with me, this ain’t the Island of Misfits
Santa’s Little Helper should go fly back to The Simpsons
Delusional, use your opposable thumbs to get a grip
Only reason you exist is ‘cause people misheard a lyric!
Nothin’ but a crude doodle, like you’re drawn by a child
You couldn’t get around my bars even with a metal file
Peppermint mine rhymes so cold, it’s time to cool off
You'll go down in history as the dog that lost to Rudolph!

Written by Matthew Thomas, Freshy Kanal, and Skeep★Tieel

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas

Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer vs Olive, the Other Reindeer. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XcpmalQ6a0QqSrsGP9SnPWtE4KqR2mRNYHb7Uyc80JU/edit
Illuminasium as Yuri
Malina Rose as Blake Belladonna
Written by MetaMachine, FxyFynn, Legengo, Kamren and GamingPlush64
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Legengo
Beat by Audio Network
Hint for ???: "Why so flammable?"

Blake Belladonna vs. Yuri

LYRICS

Bill Cipher:
(...Woah, now, lemme just cut you off there)
I thought Battle Bytes ended this, why am I back here, producer?!
I see why SoundCloud makers suck; you made me versus THIS loser!
So I’ll leave you trashed and replaced like my bout with Freddy
But I guess you’d be used to that, just checkin’ out your dev team!
I mean, lookin' at these lyrics, and reading your dialogue,
for the con sub of Subcon, you're no arsonist with fire logs!
But I'm used to smokin' pine trees! Conjure your best lines, please
‘Cuz I’ll give ‘ya two and a half minutes ‘fore your soul is mine, G!
I'm an icon! You're sold for nostalgia, the classics!
You’ve got kids kicking your ass, hctib! I could even slash Hat Kid!
Your schtick is sick -- a twisted rapper ripped from Twilight Zone
Turn Thousand Year Door chests to stone and place them atop my highest throne!

Snatcher:
FOOL! Activated my trap card-
Leave you paved in the graveyard, if you wanna throw wack bars
But we’ve got a deal to seal -- just sign now and you’ll find
that you haven’t paid the price and whoop! Your soul’s mine!
Awww, you can break the fourth wall, too?
...is that all, dude? Hit me up when those jokes grow overused
then I’ll freeze you in your tracks if you wanna test the best, ‘cuz
after this, you’ll end like Queen Vanessa!
And while you’re messing around in mindscapes
I’m dealin’ in the courtyard, raking high stakes
You make time breaks, but on my watch, you’d best read the fine print
Either sign the line, kid or be left lifeless!

Bill Cipher:
Booooriiiiiiing! That filler wasn't even worth the wait
Who would expect less from a slurry Jade role, in hindsight?
I mean, I'd be a hermit too if I had THAT kind of face
But it'd look better inside; let's take a look in your mind’s plight!
...Wooooaaaah, dude, I've got a really stupid end!
My own wife murdered me just 'cause I spoke to some lady friend!
Now I cry alone in the woods, useless, without peers,
'cause the only ones who ever cared about me have been dead for years!

Snatcher:
...Did you just try to possess me during your own verse?!
God, even your cliché powers have grown worse...
Mocking my death? Right, remind me how you came to "win."
Oh yes! You got screwed by the Mr. Krabs twins!
You really ARE a fool! And I thought *I* was the trickster!
But Gravity's drop won't be PG! Drop a warning for these tri-ggers!
And to mock my forest? It's no secret that you're Tourist
-Trapped in Oregon's organs, reignin' foggier than Portland
I know you don't mean to bore us, but you do with every chorus
'Cuz while I'm spittin' up torrents, you're just spewin' like the Toilet!

Bill Cipher:
I'm trying to search for literally just ONE decent rap
But it's invisible! ...What, do I need a Dweller Mask?!
I'd love to shake on it, but I don't want 'ya on my palm, you're
stretchy, purple, slimy? You're just the snot behind the slaughter! 
Ghoul's EXACTLY What He Seems, flat like his form in the first run
You steal souls and beats from Dustin? I storm REALITIES for fun!

Snatcher:
You can tri from any angle, but it just comes out scalene
When against a-cute Euclid-ian, I'm more Keter in scaling
the worst Bill since Clinton, but I know how to make this fight fair:
Welcome to this lucid dream, pet; have fun in eternal nightma-

CREDITS

ENNWAY As Bill Cipher
https://soundcloud.com/indiegamerapbattles
Nekomancer Jade as Snatcher
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer

Beat by Kustom
Demo by Nekomancer Jade
Written by Rabi and Nekomancer Jade
Mixed by DeegleNV
https://soundcloud.com/deeglenv
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and KCToons
https://www.youtube.com/c/KyleCelezte1350/about
https://soundcloud.com/user-465943028

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