@kennethoshin1: What makes you think that Matthew is gonna  release the next one on that day

Rap Battles

New Season, New Vibes, New Battle! Today we have the 46th and current President of the United States, Joe Biden, pitted against old time folklore myth, Sandman! Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Joe Biden
Commander Jacob as Sandman

LYRICS:
JOE BIDEN:
Why is it that Joe Biden’s the first in his family
That’s forced into battling this fantasy, it’s a tragedy
But actually, I’ve faced bigger travesties in my past
Now Catholic Jack is taking America back, en masse
Ole Ole (Ole Ole), gettin’ intimate real slowly
Creepin’ kids right on their beds, that’s some malarkey, holy moly
I’m running laps (running tracks), around your ass, I’m a machine
And sleepy wants to beat me? In your dreams
But there’s a gleam brighter than my teeth when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
I inspire hope with a speech when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
What I brought to’em, taught to’em, vaccines, baby
All you do is put a crowd to sleep when you talk to’em 

SANDMAN:
Let me keep a close eye on your lines- now wait a minute
I think I’ve heard that verse before, it’s a bit kinning Kinnock innit
Step to the dream emcee, *stretch* I’ll go ham then
Run a track around me? *yawns* Let’s Go Brandon
I ain’t creepy, I’m calmin’, coolin’, soothin’ the juvenescence 
The iridescent candescent rapper spittin’ with efflorescence
Status Quo Joe, throwin’ stones, makin’ claims, but the film shows
With him rubbin’, perusin’, droolin’ over the adolescence
I’ma need ya to kill the hypocrisy, rampant in your democracy
Stop saying what you’re gonna do and fight for what you’re promising
Cu-Cu–Cu–Cu-Cuz you? You’re old news
Your sun is setting like the dude who came before you

JOE BIDEN:
What’s with that sluggish verse, you gotta clap back better
Because comparing you and me, I simply Build Raps Better
And Ole look it just takes a little time to get things moving
I’m tryin’ to bring us all together, get this nation improving
Unlike that immature adult, insecure asshole
Droppin’ 80 mill, got his ass out of the capitol
Droppin’ 2 trill, Scranton’s top office celebrity
Your office topped 300 mill, we dropped it from our memories 

SANDMAN:
Shhh, I think it’s time for you to go to sleep
Wanna be Roosevelt, but you can’t help being a sheep
To Chuck and Nancy, can’t stand on your own cuz you’re weak
Your only droppin’ promises Joe, now your futures looking bleak
But go on about the hope from your out of touch ticket
That’s great Joe, you did it, now do something with it

Beat By: Dansonn
Mixed By: Musiclide
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Joe Biden Vs Sandman | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Yeah, remember the song I made LITERALLY YESTERDAY? I decided to fully remake it all in one big speedrun, hope you enjoy! (This track isn't actually in the mod, unfortunately, but hope you guys still enjoy!)

Cover art: https://www.twitter.com/Fllics_
Play the mod! https://www.vsimpostor.com/

YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO USE THIS SONG FOR CHARTS, BACKGROUND MUSIC, ETC., HOWEVER, YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO REUPLOAD THIS NOR CLAIM AS YOUR OWN, THIS IS MY SONG, AND MINE ONLY.

Vs Impostor OST - Serialized V2

Toothless Dancing Meme (Jankku Remix)

By Saster and Finle¥ Rendon

I'll take this down if I'll have to

Too Bad [Unfinished; Instrumental] | Vs. Sonic.EXE: RERUN X Vs. Mouse Ultimate Scrapped Collab

*ALL SOUNDTRACK BELONG TO THEIR REPRESENTATIVE OWNERS.*

Stayed Gone Hazbin Hotel [pitch - Reverb- Sped Up]

Nico Raimont as Sonic
Zack Maloney as Rainbow Dash

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
VS!
RAINBOW DASH!
BEGIN!

Sonic:
Yo! Sonic’s the name, and speed is my game
Every fan of your show thinks that you are gay
If this was a race, you’d be losing bad!
Not to mention, that out of nowhere, your shit show became a fad
Cut off your wigs, and see how cocky you want to be
You’re not as tough as you think, you shouldn’t of faced me!
There’s no way you can win this battle, I’m as strong as Knuckles!
I’m gonna leave this battle, making you weak and tumbled!

Rainbow Dash:
Hey Sonic, what’s up? It’s the blue pony that’s fast
I can clear the sky and fly so high, that’s why they call me Rainbow Dash!
Your whole entire fanbase is full of people who blow
‘Cause Sonic X is not 20% cooler than my show
Your fame is going down the hill, and so will your ‘Tails’
Your animation in your anime is just an epic fail
My fanbase keeps on going, yours is just getting old
Because I’m so cool, soon I’ll make it into the Wonderbolts!

Super Sonic:
Wanna do this the hard way? Lemme kick it up a bit faster
Only speed skill you got is rainbow crashing, you’re a disaster
Speed is your element? Don’t make me blow a fuse
You think you can beat me? Well now I’ll show you!
The ratings on my games and show is faster than my running
The popularity of your show and you is just stunning
Your fanbase and show is awful, yet you think I’m odd?
I’m the best video game character ‘cause I AM GOD!

Rainbow Dash:
I don’t need to transform! I’m gonna win this in a dash
With my flow coming in fast, you’ll be dead in a flash!
I represent the spirit of loyalty, so you won’t go far
And your popularity went down the drain after Sonic R!
Your relationship with Amy is still stuck in the Green Hill Zone!
Wanna face Dashie? It’s like you’re asking to have broken bones!
Just call me Eggman, ‘cause you’re about to meet your doom
Now watch as I finish your ass up with a bucking Sonic Rainboom!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Sonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow Dash. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 41.

Matthew Thomas as Dipper Pines
Fel as Finn the Human
Zack Maloney as Mabel Pines
MetalFireVA (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Jake the Dog

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
FINN THE HUMAN
VERSUS
DIPPER PINES
TWO
BEGIN

Dipper Pines:
Dipper Pines here to take down Finn the Human once again
I know you might be 15, but you seriously look like you're 10
My disses are as strong as Susan Strong, that wannabe She-Hulk
Once this battle is done, I'll crack your deformed skull
When you wear your hat, it makes you look like you have an ugly tumor
You're just a wannabe Flapjack, except no amounts of humor
This is your end Finn, in the end, you’ll be going to hell
I’ll chop you like that time when I went to Taco Bell
I’m gonna fight you like Fight Fighters, so come on, let’s Rumble
You’ll tumble, you’re in trouble, and we’ll do it as a double
I bet your verse is gonna be a waste of time, and it’ll be dull
I mean I don’t wanna be rude, but you have the brains of Waddles
I know I might not get the heart of Wendy, but what makes you think you can beat me?
You’ve been trying to get the heart of Bubblegum from episode 1 to Season 3
You’re more babyish than Time Baby, you’ll never get to date a lady
Maybe if you stop being lazy, get off your ass daily, you’re super crazy, you’ll never beat gravity

Finn the Human:
What time is it? It’s time to kick this sore loser out of this battle
I’m the hero in the Land of Ooo, fighting me is just a hassle
You challenge me to round two, you must’ve been fucking insane
Like seriously dude, the people that watch your show is so cray-cray!
Dude, you go on more lame adventures than Flapjack, see
You say I’ll never date a lady, you can’t even get a date with Wendy
My show is awesome, just like the mathematical hat
I guess there’s a reason people call you a pussy, you sneeze like a cat
You find mystical creatures 24/7, well I don’t give a fuck
You’re more spoiled than that little bitch, Pacifica
If you say I have the brains of Waddles, well you have the brains of Soos
You should be falling apart when I blast my raps in autotune!
You’re gonna lose this one, is losing really a bitch?
How can you call yourself a man, when you can’t get your voice to the right pitch
You’re just a lonely 12 year old fag, who can’t spit a rhyme
You’ll be hiding from me in fear once I scream, ADVENTURE TIME!

Dipper Pines:
They call me Dipper Pines because I’m as tough as a pine tree
I could beat you any day and I’m not that manly
Your show actually got you popular? Congrats, have a $-12 dollar bill
You’ll never have anymore adventures after you hear my sister’s rapping skill
Mabel Pines:
I won’t be smiling like Smile Dip, here comes Mabel Pines
My brother will win this when we kick your butt Sev’ral Times
I’ll make you bite more than you can chew, have some Gummy Koalas
Now let’s take this kid down! The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!

Finn the Human:
Shmow-zow! Did you really think you can bring out your drugged up sis?
This is low, even for you, is this Pine serious?
You mad kid? My rhymes are getting too hard for you to take
Now just sit back and take a lesson from my best friend, Jake!
Jake the Dog:
Dang dude, you need some help beating this Sherlock clone?
I can beat you in a stretch, prepare to be Gide-owned 
I’ll be watching my victory, as if my name was Bill Cipher
This bendy slendy dog will finish this by flipping the Dipper!

Dipper Pines:
It’s a mystery how you still think your rhymes are effective
Your show came first? Well guess what? I don’t give a duck-tective
I’ve been learning about the Mystery Shack throughout the summer, what did you do kid?
Don’t even dare spit another rhyme, or else you’ll be Finn-ished!

Finn the Human:
I’ve been fighting monsters and dragons, so learn this! 
Your brain is more invisible than the faces of your parents
It’s time I finish off this beating
Making sure this Dip-shit is defeated
I gotta go ‘cause the fans want more
I’ve chopped down your ass, that’s the end of this adventure

WHO WON!
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Dipper Pines vs Finn the Human 2. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 42.

Stofferex as Yakko
MetalFireVA as Wakko
Leafy Dubs (NEW GUEST RAPPER) as Dot
Justin Buckner as Alvin
Nathan Provost as Simon
WoodenHornets as Theodore

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ANIMANIACS
VERSUS
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS
BEGIN

Yakko:
We’re the Warner Brothers, and we’re gonna warn these fools
that if they mess with the Animaniacs, they’re gonna get schooled
Wakko:
HELLO NURSE! Oh wait it’s just three tree huggers
You are pop culture in a nutshell! Rubbish little buggers
Dot:
I’ll ride my bike, and run over these three, they’re gonna get maimed
I keep these two in check while you guys will stay lame
Yakko:
You make me yak, so step back from us
Or else I’ll take Alvin’s hat and shove it up your furry butt

Alvin:
Hey Dave! Can we beat these time travelling dummies
They’re just like Disney cartoons, except not funny! 
Simon:
Wakko, stop being so wack yo, and get out of here son
These three will be needing a Witch Doctor after this is done
Theodore:
Don’t Animani-act like you’re gonna win against these three
Even a chipmunk with less of a brain would say you can’t beat me
Alvin:
You stole from everyone, call you “The Animated Burglars“
Now you be looking like mutated rat assed perverts 

Animaniacs:
These Animatics are at it with their charismatic flow!  
Go back to Jason Lee, ‘cause we’re taking over the show!
Even Dave can’t stand you, so don’t bother
Yakko: We’re the best Wakko: beat the rest Dot: ain’t no others
Yakko:
You all should be ashamed, you’re gonna be ruined 
Wakko:
Stop eating so much Theodore, you’re getting bigger than the moon
Dot:
We’ve got the slapstick, the comedy- Wakko: and the voice so soothing 
Animaniacs:
‘Cause your rapping is way worse than your 2007 movie!

Alvin and the Chipmunks:
We sing and bring joy, you guys are past retro!
Your animation is even worse than your innuendo 
Alvin:
Let’s teach these freaks who can actually sing better
(Singing) We’re incredible, Simon: amazing Theodore: like the letters on our sweaters 
Alvin:
We can actually write songs with help from our producer
Simon:
I’m the smart one, so I can already tell you’re the losers
Theodore:
We’ll leave your animated asses looking like Disney rejects 
Alvin and the Chipmunks:
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot just got chipwrecked!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Alvin and the Chipmunks vs Animaniacs. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 44.

Full Album by JT Machinima,Don't own anything

JT Machinima - Dead Space 3 Rap -Keeping Me Human- By JT Machinima

(Brandon, if you're reading this, sorry for stealing your Atari E.T. beat ;()

The Aussie-Can as Taichi Kamiya
HyperJacob96 as Ash Ketchum
Frenzy as Agumon
CeKeFe as Pikachu

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
TAICHI KAMIYA
VERSUS
ASH KETCHUM
BEGIN!

Taichi Kamiya:
Ash Ketchum? You’re the one who’s trying to “catch em all” right?
Well I’m a digidestined tamer who doesn’t back down from a fight
How does it feel even Pataman would do away with your pokemon
A flap of his wings and to your side, they all run
I’ve got true heart! I’m the crest of courage, I’ll make you hurt
Listen to you? I’d rather listen to another Etemon concert 
I’m the best tamer there is, no other generation could top me
If we’re so similar, I guess you’re the real copy!

Ash Ketchum:
I’ve seen bigger threats than you from things that fit in my pocket
Battle with me and I’ll leave you blasting off like Team Rocket
You know things are going to get serious when I flip my cap
Lowering your stats with rap, don’t you dare try to attack back!
You’re DigiDestined to meet your defeat, don’t try to retreat
In the end you’ll end up like Gary; crying at my feet 
I thought I saw improvement in you, but instead, you just suck
Get out of this battle ‘cause your voice is as annoying as Angela

Taichi Kamiya:
You’re still 10 years old after all these years? Grow up Ketchum
C’mon Agumon, Let’s teach this Ash-hole a lesson!
Agumon:
Got so much heat and flow, ya know, I don’t mean to boast
But you swear my rhymes came straight from a volcano
When I warp digivolve, you’d better find some cover
Because when terra-force hits, you’d better run back to your mother
Got a family of friends, and a pepper breath to win it all
In the end you’ll turn to dust like Venommyotismon

Ash Ketchum:
You’ve made a wrong turn! Now it’s my turn to shock you
Let’s show this kid how we do it in Kanto! Go Pikachu!
Pikachu:
Get shocked, Pikachu! Electric disses that’ll own
Cause’ when I get on the mic I spit harder than a thunderstone 
I rock when I drop these blocks of rap so hot
You couldn’t have seen this comin’ cause you as blind as Brock
You’re not welcome in Pallet Town, flee to your digital realm 
You’re being outsized, so go and Digi-F*ck yourself! 

Taichi Kamiya:
Not even on a D-3 could was a threat be detected
You need more training, ‘cause your pet wasn’t effective
Like your mother, soon you’ll have no friends and be all alone
I’ll take you off the air, like that seizure inducing episode

Ash Ketchum:
I’ve traveled all across the land to become the best trainer in the world
Your show isn’t even worth a diamond or a pearl
You’ll be X’ed out and wonder Y you couldn’t stop my Master Quest
I might not be in the games, but I’ll always be the very best!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Ash Ketchum vs Taichi Kamiya. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 47.

Arrrggggh!

Stofferex as Monkey D. Luffy
WoodenHornets as Popeye

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
MONKEY D. LUFFY
VERSUS
POPEYE
BEGIN!

Monkey D. Luffy:
The king of the pirates is here to blow this sailor down
In the end, you’ll frown as I take the winning crown
Many people have already known about me and my anime
Meanwhile, Robin Williams gave you all your fame
What’s the matter old man? Are you feeling a little Wimpy?
Flowing more than the seven seas, you better be afraid of me
Don’t try, or I’ll Gum-Gum Pistol you from a mile away
Since your popularity ship has done nothing but sank

Popeye:
A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah! Well, aren’t you bombastic
Facing the Straw Hatted whack ass of Mr. Fantastic 
In rap, I can easily have your pirate crew diminished
With the power of strength from a can of raw spinach!
My vigorous intent is about to flip the switch 
My pipe produces the fire to burn you and your ships 
Giving a second beating since 4Kids already put you in your place
Popeye is verbally frying this pirate’s organs like Ace!

Monkey D. Luffy:
So you really think that you’re stronger than Bluto, dude 
How sad, I find Flapjack a better sailor than you
This Popped-eyed freak really needs to understand
This fight’s gonna leave you walking with a peg leg and hook hand
Your bounty is as low as your reputation, beating you is just a chore
Looks like you’re slipping, as if I poured Olive Oyl on the floor
You’ll get X’d out like my chest, from these burns that I bring
Go back to the newspaper, because it’s clear who’s the king!

Popeye:
Looks like it’s my duty to take you down harder than a cannonball
Since you’re One Piece of crap that I can not stand at all
This Buccaneer dominates this primitive Monkey  
Being wrecked like Sabo, as far as the eye can see 
Consumed by anger? Did I grind your 4 gears 
Well laddy, let me tell you, you suck more so than Blackbeard 
You’re insane, so now, I’ll give you a WHAM that’ll make you quiet
Like Shanks, you’re half of a man and half of a pirate

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CAARRRRTOONS!

Monkey D. Luffy vs Popeye. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 52.

The Crystal Gems: Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl rap against the Bear Brothers: Ice Bear, Panda, and Grizz! Who will win?

Matthew Thomas as Ice Bear
Frenzy as Panda Bear
Adam/Pool as Grizzly Bear
Emerii as Garnet
Princely as Amethyst
itsannachloem as Pearl

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
ICE BEAR, PANDA, & GRIZZ
VERSUS
GARNET, AMETHYST, & PEARL
BEGIN!

Ice Bear:
These gems aren't ready for what Ice Bear can do
Panda Bear:
Once We Bare it all, we’ll show that we’re Stronger Than You
Grizzly Bear:
Dribbling circles around you, breaking through your defense
Grizz & Panda:
Once we destabilize these freaks
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear will surely be president
All:
We don't need tiny hands to take you down in a fight
'Cause our fame will always be bigger than Alexandrite
Panda Bear:
We’ll spit sick flows faster than your hiatuses
Ice Bear:
Looks like your mouths are another cold thing Ice Bear needs to shut

Garnet:
You think you'll win against Garnet?
Amethyst:
For you, it'll be a pain
All:
'Cause we're the Crystal Gems, and we'll always save the day!
Pearl:
Sword fighting these fails that try to be internet famous
Amethyst:
We're whipping out these hits
Garnet:
While your show is just heinous
All:
Followed the steps of Rose Quartz, so we can handle these dingles
What’s got you going Primal?
Garnet:
I think they're mad 'cause they're single
Amethyst:
You belong in a Pet Shop if you thought you could top this
Pearl:
Looks like their fame has caved in
Garnet:
Garnet wins

Ice Bear:
Don't talk about Ice Bear...
Panda Bear:
Or we'll have you go poof, leave your gemstones cracked
Grizzly Bear:
That’s right Pan-Pan, let’s scare them off faster than a wolf pack
All:
Raps like a rotten burrito, but hey! You’re used to living with trash
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear’s bringing killer rhymes along with a trusty ax
All:
Up top! You rocks will never rock the roof
Panda Bear:
Pretty salty that Pearl is, even with her fear of eating food
Grizzly Bear:
When facing our clique, you better get On the Run and hide, ‘cause
All:
We Bear stack raps even stronger than a diamond

Pearl:
When you face our abrasion
Pearl & Amethyst:
you'll be sent back to hibernation
All:
You can't evade our invasion
Garnet:
Nor fit with human civilization
Garnet:
We’re so intense
Pearl:
when we’re against
Amethyst: 
Three Ronaldo’s in defense
Garnet:
So confined and exiled, but you’re just barely climbing the fence
Pearl & Amethyst:
Winning’s tripled but split, but we’re afraid that’s not The Answer
Amethyst:
You wanna rip our lips off, you’re missing a limb enhancer
Garnet:
A terrible Log Ride entry
Pearl:
your fur’s now wet from our flow 
All:
Let’s unbox these three cubs; how’s that for a Viral Video?

We Bare Bears vs Crystal Gems. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 53.

Lucas Sings A Song (Stranger Things Parody) Aaron Fraser Nash

baby shark but I'm screaming the lyrics (By Hunter1s1k)

dee de do dooo

Artwork by darubyprincess
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFdAtQvGE5r6DP998lxeYLw

featuring voice of Iskall85
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ9x-z3iOnIbJxVpm1rsu2A

Discord: https://discord.gg/E6pgBfg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ThePolish4
"Iskallman" on YT: https://youtu.be/DCSph7xJz9o

Hope You Enjoy,
KVBA

Iskallman (KVBA Remix)

Iskall85 - Iskallman (KVBA Remix)

(DISCLAIMER - VIDEO FEATURES BRIGHT FLASHING IMAGES!)

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Touching upon the secrets of POPGOES and uncovering Fritz Glade's fate in my second POPGOES song!

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Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
We wouldn't be here if it weren't for me
I lost my head and found your soul to free
I tried my best to bring you back but all I saw was green
This time I promise you, you'll walk again, you soon will see

I cannot hide from my mistakes
You're gone and I've got myself to blame

[Verse 2]
Just one more drop and then I'd know the truth
Your twisted, sickened plans had brought me back straight to you
Make me a hypocrite, I wish your actions never went through
How could I fathom it, my own demise was caused by you

I cannot hide from my mistakes
You've gone and murdered for my sake

[Verse 3]
Messed with you deliberately
I set you up, played with your strings
There's nothing left for him to bring to you

I'd do it all again for her
Put her back together
Anything so I could get to see

I know you didn't mean it
Your fears got to your head
But now it's all over
And now your daughter's dead

Hey dad, look, it's me!

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOl28X9u_fY

Monkey D. Luffy vs Popeye. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 52.

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