W H Y W E R E N ' T Y O U I N R A P P R A T I C E ? !

Rudolph Rudolph definitely Rudolph that santas helper should go fly back to The Simpsons line made them win

Anthony Perry as Chris Griffin
Zack Maloney as Bart Simpson

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHRIS GRIFFIN!
VERSUS!
BART SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Chris Griffin:
I think it’s time to draw how this little punk is going down
The way he’s challenging me got him acting like a clown
It’s not Chris to you, it’s Hatboy, bitch!
But instead, call me Homer, ‘cause I’ll choke you with my disses!
I’m delivering these lines, like how I deliver Newspapers
You dumb phoque, I need to eat a marshmallow so I’ll finish you off later
Write this down on the chalkboard, all you do is cause trouble
There’s no use for you on the show, so go skateboard out of this battle!

Bart Simpson:
I’m Bart Simpson, who are you, tubby?
It’s sad that comparing you to your dad, you’re more chubby
I’m a Simpson, you’re just from some messed up family
How can I take you seriously, you get amused by giggling keys!
You already lost this one, just listen to my crowd
Hell, if Ralph ever saw you, he would be like “I hate men now!”
You think you’re going to win, I think you have lost it
I’ll be more scarier than the monkey hiding in your closet

Chris Griffin:
You’re just some yellow turd, with a show that’s a pile of concrete 
You planned to get married, even though you’re younger than me
I’ll make you feel ashamed that you're bully will say 
Nelson Muntz:
Haha!
Chris Griffin:
Cause at the end of this, you’ll be screaming “Ay caramba!”
Bartman has just begun, I already took him down
I’ll be chilling with my dad, go back to making out with Milhouse  
I can make a better rap even when I fart
By the end of this, we’ll rename this episode to Dead Bart

Bart Simpson:
All you are is a copy of your dad, with even less brain cells
I'll take you down faster than what I did to Krabappel
When I leave you beheaded just like Jebediah, no one will get mad
The chance of you winning is more freaky than you marrying your dad
Now I have to admit Chris, you are quite  a well rounded kid
But its pretty sad when even Meg thinks you’re retarded 
Don’t ever try to fuck with Cupcake Kid, or else, you’ll be hurt
I won this fight fair and square, now go back to making out with Herbert

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 40

Zander as Underdog
Fel as Top Cat

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
UNDER DOG!
VERSUS!
TOP CAT!
BEGIN!

Top Cat:
Welcome to my street- it’s here where I’ll have you beat,
Headline; Under Dog’s defeat, ‘less you decide to retreat 
You’re underneath me- I’m living high- steal everything you own in a blink of an eye 
There just wasn’t enough time- before I leave this hot dog fried 
I’m at the top of my game, brain even bigger than my fame
Dawg, compared to me you’re tame- after this you’ll remember my name 
You’re all bark and no bite, I’m loaded up wit’ kryptonite 
Puttin’ this Super Rip-off down, before he attempts to fight 

Underdog:
There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here! 
To kick this butthurt pussycat right in his rear
You’re an average criminal scum- the crimes you commit are plain awful 
At the end of this asskicking you’ll learn some valuable morals 
won’t stop till I put an end to this peasant, it’s time I teach you a lesson 
I’m Top Dawg dominant, so you can save your aggression 
You’ve made quite an impression but it’s clear that you’re just a phony
I may be “Under” dog but it is you who is below me! 

Top Cat:
That was far from astounding- I didn’t know anyone could rap so bad
Send your ass the pound and not before I steal your cash 
You had a good run but now you’re done, I beat freaks like you for fun
No one would root for the underdog when he’s up against the top gun 

Underdog:
I’m a superhero, you’re a super zero, this will end with a bang  
So what I suggest you should do is run home back to your gang 
I guess you did alright but you’re forgetting one thing,
The bad guys always lose and the underdogs always win! 

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *flies in the sky* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Fel and Matthew

Underdog vs Top Cat. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 45.

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Mancha as Bill Cipher (+ Nightmare, Mettaton, Rumplestiltskin, and Steven Universe Cameos)
Fle as Nyarlathotep
Rattlebones Cosplay as Johnny Bravo 

Based off of this production by the RIT Cosplay Troupe! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGHpsbfG3gY

Bill:
I strive to be your angle and your devil in this play
But you ask who’s been more played and I can’t Megami Ten-say!
Fall back to your void, Yu-goth, and retrace your Nyarlatho-steps!
As I spit nigh indecipherable rhymes to leave you plain perplexed
{I’m the Soul Edgiest of shapes! There’s no way you can harm me}
[Wait, is this from Cosplay Chess?] {It’s For the Fans, darling!
So let’s make a deal lest you just} become another meme!
Cliche, I know, but you’re only going to win this in your dreams!

Nyarlathotep:
Bravo, William, you got your pawns to fight for you
But a decent verse from you’s harder to find than E2
I come Ahtu, shoulda Shugo-ran, but I guess that you’re not scared
Non-Euclidean geometry? More like a Hollywood Square!
So take a look at this triangle, tryin’a be illumi-naughty
Things fall apart, the universe can’t hold my second coming!
You can’t UNDO your failures! You’re naught but a polter-Geist!
The only Fearamid scheme that is decent is your sacrifice!

Bill:
Wait, we only get one verse so he can use me as a doormat?
Screw this! I’m Weirdmageddin’ sick of the  Battle Bytes format!
In every universe I’m prime! But you? I might split my sides!
Nyarly, I’m pretty sure you’re only known as an an old guy!

Nyarlathotep:
Stop! You know I don’t play phar-aoh, don’t cross this Faceless God
Kneel to the Crawling Chaos! Suck my Necronomicock!
Outrap this Oregon bore again? Please, I do that in my sleep.
I have a thousand forms and more to make a isosceles weep!

Bill:
Oh come on, get to the point, you flowery eldritch fop
Or go back to your anime girl form! Let the weeaboos jerk off!
You’ll see the light of day when I illuminate this heathen
Because I’m taking this victory, your life, [AND STEVEN!]

Nyarlathotep:
So Dimentio can help me to leave this Flatlander plastered
Looking forward, this is more pathetic than your bout with Gaster
Vote on your screens now, but I fear ratings just might disappoint!
Even I can’t give a ten to the being known for his three points!

Battle Bytes

Bill Cipher vs Nyarlathotep. Battle Bytes #11

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

______________________________________________________________
CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

______________________________________________________________________
Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

This battle means a lot to me as both my last one and one that took over two years to make. Thanks for listening!

Chao as Dimentio
SkeepTieel as Marx

Written by Chao, Dani, ENNWAY, and R the Writer
Thumbnail by Aaron Peters
Beat by Kustom

Dimentio: 
It’s the paper and plot twister cutting and crossing dimensions 
Against a pestering festering jester who won’t steal attention
Take you to a world where I’m invincible to your attacks 
Using the Chaos Heart, it’s not just Mr. L who has my back 
Pop this Kirby Super Star like the planet he wants so bad 
My magic’s getting tragic, making your death sad
With your philosophy on life, Marx is an ironic name
Everyone has Wishes of making you Milky go aWay 
Falling off your little ball don’t make you cute, it proves your loss
Even Groucho’s more comedic than this joke of a boss
Manipulating mechanical monsters while I’m in my prime 
I see you're tryna battle me, so that means “It's Showtime”

Marx:
The Sun and Moon are warring, wanna help me on a mission?
I'm a tactician, so don't mess with my mirrored ammunition 
What happens when you combine a cute face with a jester?
Still a better final boss than a giant springy head, sir
I'd flatten you with my beach ball, but you're already made of paper 
I’m a star, spitting rhymes like Nova, a death maker 
Won’t need the Fountain power from the planets I already rule  
To leave this overly-hyper megalomaniac schooled 
Underwhere? Underwhy is your life a World of Nothing!?
Calling my schemes pathetic when your plan revolves around bluffing 
Plant your Floro Sprouts in me? I’ll leave you in Dimension D!
Cause when it’s Showtime, it’s no time to sing your melodies

Dimentio:
Quit embarrassing yourself, looks like Marx left no marks  
Thinking you’ll really capture anything when I’m the king of hearts
Copying myself till you can’t comprehend who I’ve become 
We’ll all attack you as one and you’ll be left dead and numb  
Silencio! Keep quiet, turn this jester into a mime 
Because Dimentio is mentioning that Popstar is now mine!
You’re as blind as any other bat to think you have this in the open
Leave you with more than bad luck once this Mirror Kirby’s broken

Marx’s Soul:
You better have saved tomatoes for The True Arena’s end 
When this is finished, Count Bleck will have some more paper to mend 
Rhymes like scissors, an interdimensional blizzard 
Is spiraling towards the offspring of Houdini and a wizard!
I’m Ultra! Super Star beats Super Paper Mario  
Kirby’s gone and so are you, I’ve won in this scenario 
I’ll be back someday, because with my newfound prospect 
The soul of a god has crushed a failed art project

Dimentio vs Marx - Rap Battle

The original version of this battle was a bit lacking in my opinion, so I decided to re-mix the audio, with a freshly-edited beat.

Raichous as Mr. Freeze
Seth W. as The Ice King

Audio Mixing by Jugheadjay

Ice King vs. Mr. Freeze (REDUX) - X Rap Battles #1.

Merry Christmas.............. in July!

garbageGothic as Olive
Elijah as Rudolph
Matthew as the Head Elf
Matthew, Seth W, Vinny, Dustin, Atro, Zawesome, & Light as chorus singers

Lyrics:
Olive:
Wait, Rudolph? Thought you’re an urban legend, a classic
But it seems your special is now known for being problematic
Best beware of this dog before I go and start attacking
No Postman could deliver what I’ve got packin’! (Wow!)
Your mind’s foggy if you don’t think I’ll show Winter wonder
Get the jump on this blunder before the next musical number
It’s the season of dissing cold, so think before you miss a foe
And get bullied away again from kissing right under mistletoes

Rudolph:
Who’s this? You look like no reindeer to me, mutt
You could never stop my motion, no deus ex machina!
Janky as the watch that you sport from Martini
Your lifetime couldn't hold up to your bars, teenie!
With your dull plot, I couldn’t crush you any flatter
Looking like a cutscene from PaRappa the Rapper
So deliver better, punk; this isn't Reindeer games
Comet said “No hitchhiking”, so why you riding off my fame?

Olive:
Don’t have a mis-fit, we shouldn’t fight at Christmas
Or else you’ll be written on the very top of my diss list
Bah humbug; your verse was so trash, it’s
Got the head elf asking, “Why weren’t you at rap practice?!”
Heard it from the Ol’ Saint; saving Christmas is my callin’!
Envying the Other Reindeer, green like Olives, I’m solid!
Ear piercing like the high pitched noise your nose got
Abominably overrated, you should’ve stayed as a song!

Rudolph:
Quit toying with me, this ain’t the Island of Misfits
Santa’s Little Helper should go fly back to The Simpsons
Delusional, use your opposable thumbs to get a grip
Only reason you exist is ‘cause people misheard a lyric!
Nothin’ but a crude doodle, like you’re drawn by a child
You couldn’t get around my bars even with a metal file
Peppermint mine rhymes so cold, it’s time to cool off
You'll go down in history as the dog that lost to Rudolph!

Written by Matthew Thomas, Freshy Kanal, and Skeep★Tieel

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas

Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer vs Olive, the Other Reindeer. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XcpmalQ6a0QqSrsGP9SnPWtE4KqR2mRNYHb7Uyc80JU/edit
Illuminasium as Yuri
Malina Rose as Blake Belladonna
Written by MetaMachine, FxyFynn, Legengo, Kamren and GamingPlush64
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Legengo
Beat by Audio Network
Hint for ???: "Why so flammable?"

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer vs Olive, the Other Reindeer. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

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