Merry Morgan, John Roberts!

"For all those good times, and the bad.
This will drive your neighbours mad."

- The most pointless two-lined poem in history, by Brook Simpson.

The Epic Comp'Ste'Lation

Set after the events of foreverness, silence is daunting as space becomes a stranger place.

Prelude To Space

My Name Is Steve

Kara And Brooks Weird Interview

For Kara

Sussy Mutton Sus

My latest track, parodied on 'Guns and Ships' from the Hamilton Soundtrack by Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Why not sing along, with the lyrical sheet!

LYRICS:
How does a friendly volunteer student, in need of a shower
Somehow defeat Gareth Henry? (Mnyehh!)
How do we emerge victorious from the College?
Leave the gay club waving the gay flag higher?

Yo, turns out we have a secret student
An immigrant you know and love who's unafraid to step in
He's constantly confusing, confounding the Accrington & Rossendale College
Everyone give it up for Manchester's favorite gay Frenchman

John Roberts!

I'm taking this lubidy-old BTEC by the reins
Making redcoats weird with bloodstains

John Roberts!

And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em okay
And burn 'em up and scatter the remains (Totally gone!)
John Roberts!

Watch me engaging 'em, I'm talking to a microphone

John Roberts!

I go to Students for more funds

John Roberts!

I come back with more film

Or games
And so the interview shifts (Curveball!)
We rendezvous with Steve Morgan

Consolidate their mutton
We can end this war in Accrington, cut them off at sea, but

For this to succeed, there is someone else we need
I know (Gary Vear!)

Sir, he knows what to do in the College

Ingenuitive and fluent in Former Actor, Darling

I mean (Gary Vear!)
Sir, you're going to have to use him eventually
What's he going to do on the bench (Steve Morgan)

I mean (Gary Vear!)

No one has more resilience (I really struggle)
Or matches my practical, tactical brilliance (Gary Vear!)
You want to fight for your land back? (Gary Vear!)
I need my right hand man back (Gary Vear!)
(Ah, uh, ) get your right hand man back (Gary Vear!)
(You know you gotta get ya) right hand man back(Gary Vear!)
I mean, you gotta put some thought into the lubidy-old BTEC 
(Not very friendly though, is it)
(Gary Vear, Former Actor)
(What- What-)
(I don't think this has gone so well)
Former Actor, Darling
Students are waiting in the field for you
If you join us right now, together we can do it again
Oh, Former Actor, Gary Vear
I have students that will yield for you
If we manage to get this right
They'll surrender by Steve Morgan
The world will never be the sus
Former Actor, Gary Vear...

John's Brilliant

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