I would simply capture Hashman inside of an enchanted bong like a genie and feed him kind bud and ice cold budweiser beer 🤷‍♂️

Geniuses Professor Wally Tangier (@intellegint), Roosevelt Smartman (@charlesraustin), and Opulence (@necrobranson) discuss important ideas and display their incredible intellect. Go to MyFunIQTest.com to find out how smart you are.
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169 - Geniuses

Cali guys Goliath Lake (@intellegint), Johnny Feelgood-Johnson (@necrobranson), and Alpine de la North (@charlesraustin) discuss what makes the Golden State the greatest state.
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173 - Easy Going

Government interrogators Professor Dips (@necrobranson) and Lieutenant General B.S. Maxwell (@charlesraustin) run a series of tests on college student Hashman (@intellegint) at the covert Silly Labs facility in Terre Haute.

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174 - Operation MK ULTRA for Weed

Revenge Club members Clint Weapon (@necrobranson), Sidney Drumheller (@intellegint), and Winchester Bone (@DinkMagic) chronicle the various ways they have been wronged and plot what they intend to do about it.

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177 - Revenge Club

Andrew, Branson, Charles, and Felix talk about hypothetical situations. Thomas Kinkade Jr. hosts a telethon featuring '50s superstars Gary Tasteman, Dave Dudley, and Marv Mossad. (recorded 2018-12-22)

062 - E1 Live in Chicago: A Very E1 Christmas Telethon

Country aficionado and oilman Philabuster G. Tycoon, record producer Mud Phillips, and rising star Kid Simpson discuss the rich traditions of country music past and present.

075 - The Nashville Sound

Principal John Hamburger, Mr. Hypebeast, and Mr. Cheener deliver the morning announcements at George W. Bush Memorial Junior High School. (Twitter: @necrobranson @intellegint @thevillainjoel)

097 - Morning Announcements for September 5, 2019 at George W. Bush Memorial Jr. High

WBEN news anchors Burt Runner (@necrobranson) and Pat Valsalva (@intellegint), along with field reporter Torvald Julian (@charlesraustin), report on an alien invasion that has Terre Haute going up in smoke.

118 - War_of_the_Weeds_-_FunnyShit.mp4

Recent high school graduates Raz (@necrobranson), Hashman (@intellegint), Shirts (@charlesraustin), and Scotty Rains (@tom_on_here) make preparations for their end-of-summer Bastards Day party while their boy Steez films all the antics.

133 - Bastards Day

Investigative TV journalists Chip Carwood (@charlesraustin), Hal Reason (@intellegint), and Garth Oldwell (@necrobranson)—along with the ever-opinionated Dooney Sink (@necrobranson)—file a report on change, sit down with internet sensation Mr. Drama (@intellegint), and discuss a worrisome teen trend with Dr. Rudy VonPoker (@necrobranson).

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142 - 3600 Seconds

All-American dad Bill Blinkerman-Kaminski has the house with the white picket fence and a loving family. But there's one problem. He got laid off from his job at the pollution factory. To win back the respect of his family, Bill joins a dog basketball league whose rulebook does not specify that humans can't play. (Written by @charlesraustin Starring @BronzeHammer @dogboner @RahRahRaina @intellegint @necrobranson)

152 - Air Dad MVP: Most Valuable Person: Pup, Pup, and Away!

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174 - Operation MK ULTRA for Weed

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