KIRBY VS THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back once again! Today we have giant world eater from the Marvel Universe, Galactus, pitted against the diminutive prince of space from the hit game series Katamari Damacy, The Prince! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Galactus
Freshy Kanal as The Prince

LYRICS:
GALACTUS:
I am Galactus, the Be-all and End-all am I
Those who think they can best me are foolish to try
All cower in terror when I grace their eyes
I’m the true King of Cosmos, I rule the skies!
Magic flows on paper, with those I’m no stranger
I get scientific on the mic, I’m simply a force of nature
I'm maintaining the balance that this weakling universe requires
The only thing you keep in balance is daddy's PR dumpster fire
And this feeble being wants to fight me? Laughs Why bother?
The only thing that could stand between me is your drunkard fucking father
My Herald’s word you should heed
Evacuate your world before I awake from my slumber
Destroyed By greed
Just a slave to the masses that worship your fathers blunders
On your knees you’ll plead
And beg for your life as your world is torn asunder
Galactus Must Feed
Your suffering is irrelevant to me, I hunger

THE PRINCE:
I thought you’d be a lot scarier than this but that’s me, though
Talking about yourself so much it’s fitting you were consumed by Ego
I've got the cosmic control that can tame the sun's flames
You're chowing through stars and planets like a solar system mukbang
Cosmic breakfast, crack your egg, frying rhymes, my flows infectious
 Let’s talk infection, also breakfast, consumed by zombies, crumbled your dimension
Like Thanos, you used the stones to try to fix the flaws
But like him, you’ll never be a real proper god (oh)
Steppin’ to the Prince of Space, with a verse so stank, it’s older than the big bang
Call yourself the Seeder of Worlds, There’s a Squirrel Girl needin’ nuts to take
Your threat gets nullified, everytime, and then you die, my planets rise and multiply
The only thing nullified, those pointless rhymes, call it the Ultimate Lullaby
I mean, what even is this cosmic deer that’s trying to perturb me?
A brightly colored hungry monster? You're basically a Jacked Kirby!
With all the fluff in your stories and lines, you’d be stuffed from all your filler
‘Cause you claim to be the best, but really, you’re known for taking Silver

GALACTUS:
I’d try to digest your bars, but they’re lacking in any substance
It’s ironic the sheer amount of junk in your games is abundant
You think that pathetic vacuum ball'd be a challenge? Hardly!
With a single thought, I'd engulf your Katamari like calamari!
Your flows are too low to be heard, they may as well be absent
So I’ll voice for you, I’ve won, So speaks Galactus

THE PRINCE:
You must be compensating for something, to be that tall and to be that loud
You'd have been better on my senses if you remained a lousy space cloud
I'll pick you up with my Katamari, leave your victory stolen
And while you try to wiggle free, I'll just keep rollin' rollin' rollin' (WHAT)
I’ll crunch this 10 Galan Buckethead before he’s hatched
And make a black hole collapse like game, set, match

Beat By: Epistra
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Galactus Vs Katamari Damacy | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Transformers Prime (Music from the Animated Series)

Dogfight

Some real life horror instead of a creepypasta. Time to be frightened by the world around you.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wt-aXgVqJ0

Read along! The story can be found here: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Electrocution

Electrocution

Short and sweet is the name of this CPS, but so beautiful when it comes to aliens and space.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FENyF6weMnE

Read along! The story can be found here: http://fifteenhours-creepystories.tumblr.com/post/116664751985/creepypasta-458-radio-silence

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 09)

Radio Silence by bencbartlett

Red_Grin, famed author of Uncle Gary's Family Fun Zone has many many more stories to tell of memories and horrors past this Creepypasta Storytime!

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qubkZHX9KFM

Read along! The story can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4n00um/the_moondance_drivein_theatre/?st=isj4w937&sh=6db4d58a

The Moondance Drive-In Theatre by Red_Grin

A horror story about technology.

Video can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQUKxKoFcNQ

Read along! The story can be found here: https://unsettlingstories.com/2018/03/14/my-amazon-alexa-does-more-than-just-laugh/

Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 13)

My Amazon Alexa does more than just laugh. by UnsettlingStories.com

A story of the Momo phenomenon by Mr. Shotwell. That picture is so fucking creepy...

The Author: https://aaronspleasantnightmares.tumblr.com/ & https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=dp_byline_sr_ebooks_1?ie=UTF8&text=Aaron+Shotwell&search-alias=digital-text&field-author=Aaron+Shotwell&sort=relevancerank

Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulOus2NIeso
Read along!: 

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

Check out my new BOOK! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends. 

► Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
► Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
► Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

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I Think I Found the Real Number by Aaron Shotwell

"Breezy" Chill, trap beat with pianos, vocals, synths, punchy trap drums, and bouncing bass.

The entire Epistra Beats instrumental catalog. All beats are free for non-profitable use.

For licensing options and free downloads, please visit www.epistra.com

Breezy | Prod. Epistra

Writing; Fightmarker, Michael, Walk
Additional Help: Raichous, Jason Carreon, Vlad, and lumi
Flowtest by Rabi 
Mixed by Vlad
Old Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
New Thumbnail by Fight

CAST
Vlad as Announcer

Alex as Wolverine

Raichous as Freddy Krueger 

BEAT: Gremlins by Tristian

STOP MOTION RAP BATTLES


WOLVERINE 
VS 
FREDDY KRUEGER
BEGIN
 
FREDDY 0:14
Welcome to my world bitch, say hi to your new demonic oppressor 
Prepare to end up worse than the status of your dear old professor
You’re just a mutant Wolvie, a freak, and a metal pip-squeak!
Ripped through every piggy on Elm Street!, so your students are next fuckers on my kill streak
So why play cat and rat, when the Springwood Slasher conquers your fucking dreams!
The X-ed Mutant Power Rangers?, even The Fantastic Four has a better team!
My fire bars giving you flashbacks, a harder to heal stitch
Carved myself into pop culture alone, while you're Mickey Mouse's bitch!


WOLVERINE 0:43
Damn, you’re ugly bub, a face your mother couldn’t love
Calling me a freak? You’re the one with a steak knife power glove
So if you really wanna go claw to claw with The Wolverine
Prepare to get sliced up when you get inside this butcher’s ring
I won’t need your step daddy’s belt to arrange your doom
Cause I’ve seen scarier shit down in the Danger Room
You're past your primetime, from part 1 to your Remake, you've always been wack
After I’m through with you, the dream demons will have nothing left to bring back
This Prey will Catch the Predator, my bars, you can’t neglect
Because after this second light, ash will fall off this burning cigarette
(Beat Paused)
 
(Wolverine slices off Freddy’s arm)

(Freddy: AHHHHHAHAHA)
(Beat Starts back up again)

FREDDY 1:18
I’ll diss-arm ya, then diss-own ya like you did to your family
Injecting poison rhymes into your body, making you scream in agony 
You don’t have a healing factor, it’s popularity that keeps you alive
So, I’ll leave this glorified Weapon, X’ed out, when his box office takes a dive
With all of Logan’s heightened senses, I would think I’m facing a Groundhog
put down this bitch with my needles from hell, because this is my pound, dawg
I've got powers that an animal would never understand
You’ll be dead on your back with no heart in your hand

WOLVERINE 1:47
(Yell)
you're puppeteering Michael Jackson, getting defeated by the right prayers
while my berserker rage is about to become your New Nightmare
You should be scared of my team, since you're used to getting killed by Gifted Youngsters 
You're such a stain on Craven's legacy, your whole franchise was left in the dumpster 
(grunt) You really think your nightmares are scaring the guy who crawled out of the burning depths?
*Sniff Sniff* I can smell your burnt flesh, Freddy better get Ready for his 6th and final death
You're the scared child in the corner now bub, nowhere left to turn to
So I’ll see you in hell, tell em Logan sent you

Wolverine vs Freddy Krueger. Stop Motion Rap Battles

Red Hood:
Stepping up against this wannabe hack n’ slasher
But here you’re getting played, call it Castle Crashers
You’re completely insane, but what can I really say
for an idiot who got knocked out by a paper plane?
Through all of my training, nothing will ever be enough
But I’m not scared of a scrub who took supplements to get buff
This is Code Red! I’ll Hush you. Don’t try to fight the best
Unless you wanna end up like that skull on your chest!

Punisher:
Hrm, I thought you’d know a bit more about dropping bars
You and that Power Ranger mask aren’t gettin’ very far
Take this low-budget Deadpool down, my guns are locked and loaded
Droppin’ bombs that impact you even more than that explosion
You could never hassle the ways Castle could
Send this Little Red Riding Hood back outta the woods
Why you’re here? You know it really makes my head itch
‘Cause boy, I’ve been known to take down a red bitch

Red Hood:
You know, you’ll probably thank me when I take your life
Then you’d be having a reunion with your children and wife

Punisher:
I’m hearing these words, yet I’m barely diminished
and I won’t need to phone in my lines to have you finished

Red Hood:
From what I can tell, you’re not aiming very sharply
As your rhymes are crappier than that crossover with Archie!

Punisher:
You’re the fan poll that nobody liked, Jason
How could an overzealous todd-ler have replaced Dick Grayson?

Red Hood:
Quite Frank-ly, I'm done with this revenge-bent prick
Since he dealt enough punishment with his terrible flicks
It’s kinda looking like the end of the line
and this time you won’t come back as some angsty Frankenstein

Punisher:
Kid, your whole defying death has caused enough Injustice
A war on your Knight surely won’t be left bloodless
‘Cause when it comes to law, sometime’s you’ve gotta say screw it
I’d give you proper punishment, but Joker beat me to it

Seth as Red Hood
Light as The Punisher

Coverart by Fightmarker

Written by: Seth, Dragonsblood23, B-Lo Lorbes, Elvis Goop, Stofferex, Matthew Thomas, VRISKA, MythicalKiwi, Honeycombs96, Redkirby101ishere

Red Hood VS The Punisher - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 9

In celebration of Legend of Korra launching on Netflix, we have released the audio to our newest battle. It's the enemy of the Avatar: Prince Zuko versus the Force's chosen one: Anakin Skywalker. Who will come out on top?
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You could've found this battle first by subscribing to our youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0PGvIzEfdvePS-Qd-zShdw 
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Written By: Eric The Audible, Vladimyr P.
Mixed by: Jacob G.
Sound Effect Design: Jacob G. and Vladimyr P.
Edited by: Eric The Audible
Beat by:  Kustom
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CAST:
Zuko - Eric The Audible
Anakin - Jacob G.
Darth Vader - Light
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Lyrics

Zuko (0:14)
When fighting in the stars, you’ll burn harder than a Sozin sun
When in my element, I’ll roast another chosen one
The product of a prophecy is all you have to thank?
I’m a firebending master, ask your council ‘bout my rank

I’m scorching this, check again who you’re warring with, you took all of the glory when
You were forced into George’s story way more than the midichlorians
Stuck Orbitin’ a hero who captured audience attention 
Got minced, then your forbidden romance became the fandom’s menace

With a prequel so unequal, now your series is extinct
I’m the last dragon when I’m rapping, you’re Jesus meets Jar Jar Binks
I’ve noticed you’ve grown tense ever since I’ve thrown flames
You’re usually so stone faced, so Annie are you okay?

Anakin (0:58)
So this is the heir to the great fire nation?
You’ve got that Iroh flare - bring shame to your entire nation
I’ve got a bad feeling for you, that put me in agony guy
Cause the only tragedy worse than that rapping was your daddy’s last agni kai

*Lightsaber noise*

I shouldn’t strike with anger as a trained Jedi Knight
But keep talking out of line and a trained Jedi might
Your empire is impure, so unbalanced but I’m sure
I’ve fought off a more dark force than a hundred fire Lord’s wars

Only thing more maddening than sand is combating ‘gainst a flashy brat of a padawan 
Would’ve been bygones, then he mentioned qui-gon, now the blue spirit’s fearin’ the blue blade I’ve drawn
Treat your friends the worst, who knows why they even bother
I’d give you what you deserve, but Zuko I am not your father
Zuko (1:41):
Those stormtrooper style disses barely nicked me
Emancipated from slavery just to be bought out by Disney
Your delivery’s so jaded it made even die-hard fans die
You’ll fry like your order, restore honor to your franchise

*Breakdown*

Darth Vader (2:10):
*breathing* You’ll have more than scar tissue
I’m harnessing a darkness even the phoenix king couldnt Mark up to
Your heart was so broken, came last in the throne running
Wanna beat Azula? Then I’ll school you like the Younglings

Combustion on the mic like boom boom, leave you like mai so gloom, doomed
Katara’s in fear, there’s no spirit healing, search your feelings you know it's true
No new hope for return once the Jedi burn in fire
Don’t try fighting back or striking at my new empire

Zuko:
Your new empire? Is that why Palps will strike you down?
I’m shocked to see myself atop the moral high ground
There’s fate in this duel,  I’m sorry to end this challenge
But you can’t redirect this lightning until you restore the balance

Central Rap Battles: Zuko vs. Anakin

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