*Stanley! I'm not sure where we are, but it seems we are in a museum of sorts.
*Be careful, I feel a strong presence nearby
Stanley Parable by Crows Crows Crows
Epithet Erased by Jelloapocalypse

Synchronicity [Stanley Version]

*Oh, hello. Didn't expect to see anyone else in this place
*Especially at this hour...
*Are you here to steal stuff?
*Cool, me too. Mind if I tag along?
*Oh, right. My name is Chara, by the way
Undertale by Toby Fox

Greetings

*This is it, Stanley
*Beyond these doors awaits the biggest challenge we've faced yet
*Are you ready? Because I sure am not.
                                      -Original Cursed Cathedral by RednGreen

Gauntlet of deadly terror!

*Trying to make conversation, are we?
*Someone's lonely
Mij, Twister series, and thumbnail by Painzilla
Original Hello by Fantasyck
(THIS IS NO LONGER CANON. I no longer associate with Painzilla)

Hello (NO LONGER CANON)

*heya, the name's sans, sans the skeleton
*ice to meet you
*what? you've seen someone like me before?
*huh, didn't know i was that popular
*just uhh
*i've heard some goons have been messing with my brother's puzzles
*he's been pretty stressed about it
*so keep a lookout for anything suspicious

Sans

*Stanley, I don't feel so good about this room
*There's something...fishy about this place
*There's even a weird shrine to a random dog
*What kind of cult would make this?

Dog Shrine

*hey, you there
*do you have your passport?
* i can't let you go in here without your passport
HLVRAI by WayneRadioTV, Half Life by Valve

Benrey.ogg

In the dead of midnight, someone's creepin' down the hall
In the yellow uniforms, we're the ones who got it all
Well we did some introspection when we saw our own reflections and we realized that's not who we wanted to be
We're
Great at crime
We're
Great at crime
Well we did some introspection when we saw our own reflections and we didn't recognize who was looking back
We're great at crime
Epithet Erased by Jelloapocalypse, Great At Crime by OR3O, The Musical Ghost, and Plasterbrain
Deltarune by Toby Fox

Great At Crime (reprise)

*This is new
*Looks like Hotland cooled down and has been overgrown
*What could have caused this...?
*It may be peaceful now, but be careful, Stanley
*I have a sneaking suspicion on who is behind this
Patient by Toby Fox

Remnant Garden

*Stanley, what is this place?
*It seems so barren and dead, yet so beutiful
*Like pure nature untouched by neither human nor monster...
*Stanley, I know you can bear the cold, but I advise we turn back
*It's getting colder by the second
*Stanley? Are you seriously going to go on?
*Fine. If you truly must go on, put on a sweater or something

Glasheercold; Snowdin Caves

*I see it now
*I see it Ă̵̧̧̗̜̬͕̳̬̭̬̪̻͖̘̲̣̑͛̇͒͊̕̚L̵̛̺͓̹̹̲͉̤̖̓̇͊̏̈́̾̈̉̍̔̉͐̔͛̏L̸̛̠̟̦̰̬̘͈͍͈̙̑̋̓̈́̿̂́͋͛̾̕͜͝ͅͅ
*
*
*This feeling
*This POWER
*I'll make great use of it
*Goodbye, Stanley
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*Legend says there's some type of spirit around this place
*It started when people started hearing beautiful songs coming from the piano
*But when they look inside, no one's there 
*Oh! The song started!
*...
*It's such a somber tune, isn't it?
*Maybe they're lonely?
*Let's see if we can say hi!
*What? It's worth a shot!

Missing Home

*Stanley!
*Stanley please, you must get up!
*We're counting on you
*I'M counting on you!
*Please...

The Show Must Go On

* Someone came in…
* Is it really you? Have you come back?
* No…you’re not him.
-Undertale Halloween Hack by Luna
-Deltarune by Toby Fox

DEATH'S DOORSTEP

*BOINGO DOO!
Undertale Halloween Hack and No More Nuzzles by Luna, Skuntle Bingoid by ImpactWinter

BOINGO DOO!

*Stanley, I know you only did what you had to...
*But do you think it was really worth it?
*As much as I hate to say it, he was still a person...
*Do you think we really did the right thing?
*I don't know, but what I do know is that whatever lies ahead, after all this...We'll get through it, together
*OK, Stanley?

Was It Worth It?

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VICTIM_01

*The rainbow colored city sprawls out father than the eye can see
*Watch out Stanley, these temmies may seem harmless, but you never know what they may be hiding...

WELCOME TO TEM CITY

*Ah hello!
*I didn't expect to see an interdimensional traveler like you here
*I guess people with high IQs attract each other!
*Allow me to join you on your quest!
{Berdly joined the party, weather you like it or not}

Berdly

*y'know, I didn't wanna be bad
*but you have forced my hand
*me and my buddy were going to play playstation online later
*and we couldn't because of you
*i knew this was gonna happen

Eventuality

*Stanley, I don't like this place
*It feels like we're being...watched
*We should really get out of here before-
(Laughter echoes around the room)

PRINCE

*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*OH BOY IS IT GOOD TO BE BACK!
*You should have seen your FACE!
*Ah, it was PRICELESS!
*Anyway, my name's Flowey, Flowey the-
*Well I guess I can't exactly call myself a flower anymore can I?
*Either way, while usually I'd try to kill you and take your SOUL...
*I actually have something I need a little help with
*So lucky you! You get to live for now!
*About that problem though
*You see, some IDIOTS have started breaking my cameras and messing up all my stuff!
*This is well known to be MY territory!
*And while I would just try to finish them off myself, I no longer have control of the timeline
*But I know YOU do
*So do your old pal Flowey a favor and knock some sense into them one way or another, and I'll CONSIDER letting you leave here alive!
*Don't try to go out on our deal though
*I'm ALWAYS watching...

Not so god of hyperdeath

*You...
*You took everything I held dear...
*And took it away
*Leave me alone
*I hate you.
*I Hate you!
*I HATE YOU!
Undertale Halloween Hack and Menace by Luna

Detachment.ogg

*There is no cure for a poisoned mind
*I don't think this is a good idea anymore, Stanley...
Original Poisoned mind by The Musical Ghost
Cover by HelplessHarp
Thumbnail by Veggie

Poisoned Mind

*this is my world now
Song by me and Elver
Thumbnail by Veggie
Original Passport Guardian by Its3oe

PASSPORT GUARDIAN

*heya, it's sans
*i dunno if you'll hear this but uhh
*that bird friend of yours gave your number to me
*as for how things are going, well...
*after that whole passport ordeal, we discovered that whatever you did to defeat that guy also took the human souls
*...
*listen, the underground ain't in a good place right now
*you kinda just up and left, right after making so many friends too
*i don't mind though
*you have places to be, and if my suspicions are correct...
*your own world to return to
*i'd tell you to visit us sometime but we both know it ain't happening anytime soon
*be careful, stanley
*you may be out of the underground, but something tells me you haven't gotten out of the water just yet...
*however if you do ever return...
*pay my bro a visit, he was really bummed out that he missed out on seeing another human
*that's about it, bye.
-Connection lost-

Aftermath

*Finally, finally FINALLY!!
*You actually arrived!
*We're under strict orders from the boss to take you to his lair!
*Don't resist, mew!~

The NEW Bonzai Blasters!

This is the story of a man named Stanley, who was displaced from his world and gets roped up in a case involving the disappearance of a 12 year old girl by the name of Molly Blyndeff
AU by Saurdino420
Logo by Veggie

Epithet Erased: Requiem

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