**BEAT BY BEN MAKER**

crack open laptop, crackhead at the crack spot
addicted to the chatting, walked away, but i can't stop
turn it round like a door knob, eat it up like a fat slob
like me on IRC when that new vap0r track dropped
click clackin the keyboard, cut you down like a long sword
this nick say she a chick, n she thick, but i'm not sure
still chat cause i'm that bored, sends me pics, but i'm not lured,
no one in IRL but IRC i'm a chat lord
wireless. mouse. clickin.
my girl. keeps. bitchin.
but i'm. on a. mission.
i'll push. her. shit in.
dual screen, yahmean, who need anything more
2 displays enough for me but some chatters need 4
1 CRT monitor is all Dwaine can afford
however many you got, none better display discord
it's internet relay chat or i'll bust your head
discord rappers tried their luck but they ended up dead
i chewed em up and spit them out, mouth covered in red
i was gonna let em off, but pumpbull ate em instead
foreskin vladimir heard i was comin n fled
darkmage lost a contest, but he won in his head
dickears blogs it up whenever he's off of his meds
infox's exercise is when he sits up in bed
p-penis pump, PENIS PUMP, find a tree, take a dump
i met up with rain once, now my penis got bumps
sike, nah, i'm jus playin, yeah i'm jus actin dumb
like when slimer cast seven votes for president trump
i saw a pic of anji's mom and WHOAH she got a rump
dabguy ain't got a head, just a neck with some lumps
vae ain't got workin legs, jus got two lifeless stumps
but who the fuck am i to judge, i'm here online with you bums

ain't no on better than me (how conceited)
but shit, i ain't better than you either (how humble) 
shall we continue?

it's been 23 years since i found my way here
people in life came and went, but IRC always near
sometimes we time out or connection reset by peer
sometimes the weak ones will /quit from the fear
dox droppin, box poppin, modem clogged but not stoppin
seen em all say forever, but years later flip floppin
pic croppin, stream choppin, disability mockin
anything goes here, but if you pedo, we locked in
target acquired while a plan is conspired
call your mom, call your wife, call your job, now you're fired
check out kongfuzisays.com - i'm inspired
tr0n's life put on blast, now his  life is expired

it's not real life... but it can touch real life
what a unique and beautiful thing.

shout outs to vap0r (shoutouts to phrack)
shout outs to jewbird.
shout outs to hgc, xartet, spoke, big null, yung innanet (shoutouts to phrack)
shout outs to pcap man... you can take a piss or you can take a crap.
shout outs to jordan_o - is your room clean bro? (shoutoutstophrack)
shout outs to octopus if he actuallys raps (shoutoutstophrack)
shout outs to ALL the IRC rappers... P-P-P-PENIS PUMP!!

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