CAST:
Kronk - Seth W.
Norm - Eric The Audible
Doofenshmirtz - Dustin
Yzma - Jacob G.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Mixed By: Jacob G.

Production: Laysi

Lyrics:

Kronk (0:15)
Uhh, Norm? It’s a displeasure for me to meet ya 
Been sent to beat ya on the beat with wicked schemes to appease Yzma 
So when I’m flaming and grilling you all with a chef’s kiss
Just know it’s only because you’re next on her vex list

As a man in love I get that it’s unpredictable, beautifully mystic, but my gods
You’d blush at a fridge in the kitchen and then go up to hit on it like “nice cogs”
Pinnochio knows that you’re not a real boy, man, this battle’s gonna be another one of your foiled plans
Cause Kronk’s got the groove like the flu so poignant, you could confuse it with Kuzco’s Poison


Norm 
I’ll have no choice if a Burton voice decides to war with me 
I’ll be storming your beach and destroying the peace from above with the forces of Norm and D 
That’s my father, the doctor, if you happened to miss the catch 
Though with that rapping I have to ask you why would you even pick this match 

Should I self-deprecate? You have nothing to diss me on 
Because between us I’d be the reason kids still have Disney on
Already proven I can spit in show, Liquid Gold; check my Tin Man flow
I know you like to talk to mammals, look below the table there’s no platypus that can stop how I spin this, yo

But Kronk I get it; you just wished to make this song better
Lucky for us you went and pulled upon my wrong lever
And with my weaponry I suggest you start gunning back
To Yzma to explain just how apt you are at running tracks

Kronk (1:30)
He’s got a point there, what? no he doesn’t
We literally ran track in High School, oh well I guess he does then
But his flattery won’t matter he’s still hated by his creator
Doof produced that self-destruct button, but it’s time that I terminate a

Robotic freak who wants to tussle, well I ain’t scared of ya!
Cause you fail at everything that you try: state-area



Norm:
My calculations state I’m the only emcee in this place
So if you would like to talk that way, please say it straight to my face


(Ad lib some fighting words)

Doof and Yzma:
Norm!  Kronk!

(Ad lib need to leave for whatever reason)

Central Rap Battles: Kronk vs. Norm

07. HIT THAT SHIT (GRRRR) [rolinrolinn x ramses]

please dont tell me how u feel

The next AVDB audio will be posted to YouTube rather than SoundCloud, so be sure you’re subscribed to my YT channel if you don’t want to miss it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6u5tHVsAaWYq_UreyZMufw

Anyways this was originally a battle for Dani’s series Anime Rap Clash, but he kindly gave it to me for this series. Cheers bud!

Goku Black:
I’m taking over life as one knows it, so you can hold your guilt
As I don’t plan on losing to a machine that Bulma could’ve built
I’ll stop this figure’s motion, before he tries to take me to his Holocaust
You may be governor outside here, but after stepping in, your power’s lost
Trying to bring my Dark Fate? It’ll result in a second Genisys
If you wish to get crushed again, then I commend your choice in nemesis
Can’t fake a smile on this, so grab your pistol or your uzis
I mean, there is sacrifice at the end of all your movies

The Terminator:
Scan complete: there are T-800 ways I could end you on this track 
You’re no threat to me, I take weak rap attacks like a kick to the back
Can’t even pick an accent, this fake god will meet his end
You act like such an infant, no wonder people thought you were Goten
I’m no Trunks, I don’t intend on holding fire against the truth
When I say I’ll beat you, I can do that, I am not shitting you 
This corrupt Robocop’s attempt at justice’s outshined by Great Saiyaman
You must be pretty lonely if teaming up with yourself is your plan

Goku Black:
You call me childish, but I bet that brat of yours helped you to speak that too

The Terminator:
Incorrect. I have detailed files on why I won’t take that diss from you

Goku Black:
Oh really? Well go and tell me something from your robot tumor

The Terminator:
You’re a Saga from the past, Bill and Ted are found more Super

Rosé Goku Black:
With this guy made before Avatar, I don’t think you’ll be bouncing back up
You’ve got Android eyes, and I’m not talking about what you’re counting up
Although, I will give you some credit; you’re an eco-friendly bot
As your franchise does nothing but recycle, right down to the plots!

The Terminator:
That diss came back as negative, all I can hear are screams and shouts
You’re getting more heated up than molten steel, dickwad. Just chill out
Turles has your shtick covered, your existence isn’t necessary
So I’ll do what Goku and Co. couldn’t; hasta la vista, baby.

Swedley as Goku Black
@mothmancha as The Terminator
Beat by Marsad Men
Written by: King Mewtwo and Dani Frias
Chiseled by: Legengo
Mixed by: GamingPlush64
Cover Art by: Paige/CannibalWorms

Battle hint is same as last time lol

Goku Black vs The Terminator. Anything vs Dragon Ball

Stofferex as Hulk
Adam as Broly

UBER RAP BATTLES INFINITE
THE INCREDIBLE HULK VS BROLY

Hulk
Despite Broly family no way Broly spit a pure rhyme
Broccoli and asparagus make Saiyan stir fry
When Hulk grab mic he kill it
To Hulk Broly look like Krillin
Jiren and Broly as same, fans need new shit
Hulk would tell Broly to piss off, but Trunks beat Hulk to it
Can’t take advances from Broly companion
Broly opposite of his Eraser, Canon

Broly
I could never fall in a deathly brawl against a pest without a drop of Saiyan blood
My flow is sicker, and I’ll drop you quicker than your relationship with Black Widow was
Against a legend like me, your fate is sealed, I hope you’re ready!
Even the isotopes in your body are more stable than you and Betty
I hate to Harpy on this too much, but in every fight you’re a loser 
From Norton to Ruffalo, you don’t know how to flow, but I’m back and feeling Super 
You won’t crush me Hulk, you couldn’t get it up in half your scenes
The most important thing you ever did was debut Wolverine!
Drove Thunderbolt to the Red Hulk, got some step daddy issues
You’re the cause of your own abuse, with power that’s been misused
Jumped in front of Jones and Hulk-Busted your own gene pool
Now your cousin’s all you can bone, can’t turn back time for a redo
You can’t start a civil war then pretend that you’re Earth’s Defender
If I asked Jenny she’d say you’re the first avenger sex offender

Hulk
Broly got a reboot, inside Hulk know it must hurt
You got rebrand as Kale and lost your voice actor
Broly was made only so DBZ could pander
If Absorbing Man got you, he just turn blander
Broly flow could never break Hulk in half
With Ki attacks color of Baja Blast
Think your father is a saint but Hulk show you how bad he can be
Broly goth girl controlled by a choker from daddy
He think he strongest but he simply phony
Only his lore dumber than ssj3 Broly. 
When baited Broly turn from Omega to Beta
Afraid of Frieza and father then became a failure
Scared of plausible plots - Broly too Lowkey 
Hulk Smash Gods for fun, Broly just flee
In half of the films Broly taken out by kids
Hulk see this battle as absolute win

Broly
Is that another word for coffin? Your death is here I’ll savor it
It’s incredible! You are nobody’s favorite
It’s not surprising that a physicist can’t tell what is the matter
When his whole life’s more confusing to read than a manga chapter
You spare worlds while I blow them up 
Next on my list is Planet Hulk!
With my power all cower, should’ve been a farther better kid
My bars hit this monster harder than his father ever did

Written by Adam
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Art by Mothmancha

Hulk vs Broly - Uber Rap Battles Infinite

Lyrics:

wait for video on October 31st

Evan as Jeff The Killer
Seth as Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeff The Killer vs Jeffrey Dahmer

Ephraim Winslow : WillEpicFilcks 
Thomas Wake : Light 

Flapjack : CyanMilkShake / nEon
Captain K'Nuckles : Freshy Kanal

Written by Kamren.
Additional help by CreepSwitch and Paige.
Thumbnail background by Oofie.
Beat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVC4XknA9A
Beat Prod. : BreathtakingBeats.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon

Lyrics :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKlfmX93Xn1Wswj4c6RTeotRYEdyBo7k89UjO5nCOI4/edit

Lyrics Explained + Trivia! :
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16_LJsAhTAn-cq7Nb6AgtDolZ0vnSX0VLrDFosp105GE/edit

The Lighthouse vs The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rap Battle!

At long last a fresh new upload, we have horror Youtube personality, Chills, against the legendary horror presenter, Rod Serling, enjoy!

CAST
Chills: T Homie
Rod Serling: Mr. Tibbs

LYRICS:
CHILLS:
The last thing you want in your rap battle foe
Is a washed up writer who doesn’t know how to flow
Rod’ll get thunderstruck, stomping you with punchlines
As sick as a Nightmare at 20,000 Feet...Fungi
I kill with every letter, once my ill words meet your network
Even you’ll agree with sponsors Chills needs to be censored
With the lit bars I pack, you’ll have to tell your daughters that
Their father has died from a fourth heart attack

ROD:
A place as vast as space, and as void as your charisma
A place far less of science, and much more of an enigma
A place of fantasy called the Twilight Zone
Yet not even here could Dylan ever rhyme right, so
I’ll send chills down your spine as I send Chills down to Hell
Showing you generosity as I give you this L
No comparison between us, like cartoons to cult minds
You stretch harder for points than your channel stretches runtime
But if you want to rank Lovecraftian fears
There’s no horror quite as unknown as your rap career

CHILLS:
For a former soldier, you failed to fire a single shot
Even Bemis without glasses could see you wrote the weakest bombs
Remembered for one thing, all those plays and shows on TV flopped
We forgot, while I make bank every day with each new thing I drop
You’re a glorified political ad with each plot people watch
No wonder your reboots took the last of your charm and Peeled it off

ROD:
Androids invading? We inch closer every little day
This bot would’ve fooled me if the voice wasn’t a dead giveaway
As he stands irrelevant in his own time, finally Dylan sees 
My legacy will forever be timeless as infinity
Memes die while works of art will be eternally known
And now Chills has met his match in the Twilight Zone

Beat By: InsaneBeatz
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Chills vs Rod Serling| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Venom: Stofferex
Bane: B-Lo

Written by Snakebite126, Seth, Stofferex, Titanium1208

Cover art by Kamren

Bane:
You call this a challenge? I demand someone better
For I’ve already bested a depressing protector
I’ve studied your weaknesses and arrived in this cypher
With the key to extinguish this pest: fire!
Beat the Demon’s Head in chess, played Bruce Wayne like a pawn
This emo team’s a feeble mess, no brains paired with your brawn 
I’ll have you fall to your knees, so best honor the god
Making child’s play of you harder than Avi Arad

Venom:
Yo, is that the Devil knocking? No, he’s just an oafish fiend
A no-name freak who’s only known as the Bane of all holy things
So we don’t have to worry? Nope. Well then, we’ll give him Hell, son
So let’s let him know how we got our name - WRITING VENOM!
We’d fire all your deadly shots back, but too bad you don’t got ‘em
Our disses are just like your childhood, we drop ‘em
Hardy plays us on the big screen, we steal brains and have them as a snack
But as you, only breath he takes away is from his asthma mask
You’re thinking you’re lethal? Bitch, to us, you’re a meatloaf
One batty St. Dumbass beat ya, you’re a big ol’ Osito
Shoulda listened to your future self, ‘cause now you’re facing fear itself
Haven’t been ended by Venom like this since the ‘roids started making you scream for help

Bane:
Obsessed with eating brains? Well, here’s some food for thought!
Hailing from Klyntar, I’m not surprised Knull rhymes are all you brought
No effect from the Penance Stare? Well, that makes a lot of sense
Since your old job, the Spider’s made you Eat all your tabloid Sins (Ha!)
I’ve met clowns that have had smoother turning points, Eddie
I would break you, but One Bad Day left you broken already!
I can tell you despise Carnage, so be careful not to test me
I’m owning you, after all, the father slot is empty.
Oh, you thought your life was at the worst of its days
But then Topher Graced your franchise and that blew up in your face
Killer Croc tested my patience and I left his arm shattered
While your doctor tested their patient and diagnosed you with cancer

Venom:
Even ol’ Mac Gargan’s thoughts couldn’t match that jargon
We didn’t realize that we were back to Batman & Robin!
Floored by Azrael, what kinda Titan loses light brawls?
Your stories make us tired, that’s why they call it Knightfall
We’ve fought the Hulk and Juggernaut, you’re a light snack to rip through
Spent your childhood in a cell, but now your name can’t sell an issue
It’s a pity, with the dissing shit, we thought your lines would of been hotter
But it seems you’ve carried these sentences worst than your father’s

Bane VS Venom - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 12

Written by: Seth, R the Writer, Kamren, Trent, Joe No Mercy, Stark Media, MetaMachine

Gideon:
Scott was almost nothing, and now I am faced with less, sir?
After this, All For One is gonna need a new successor
I must confess, I’m not impressed, take your shonen plot and shove it
With the hands-on costume Overhaul, you’ve surely mastered shadow puppets
Daddy left you battered, that turnaround was drastic
And with those shattered smackers, you shoulda packed some chapstick!
Hotter and colder than Shoto, I know that I’m better, buddy
I won’t need the trenchcoat to make your costume look redder, buddy

Tenko:
This emo girl skirt chaser and eventual slaver
is more fragile than paper. Less of a threat than Eraser!
Your intentions with the Subspace is nothing to my darkest fears
Swallow your words and shit out good lines in 7 years
The itchy trigger finger’s going straight through old geezers
Dispersing verses colder than the girls in your freezer
Spitting Chaos on your Theatre, this has-been should fear my power
After all a “microchip”’s not enough for Ramona’s flower

Gideon:
You think your bore of Nomu hordes is ever gonna stop me?
Just like your adopted father, You’re too cocky, Shigaraki!
If you want beef, I’ll make this shit more handsy than your getup
I’m a master with the plans, you can’t create a proper setup!

Tenko:
This incel’s getting charred worse than the murders Dabi does
and I’ll be plowing through his ashes like I’m Gigantomachia
You forced into your ex's life and tried to play the saviour
But now you’re doing me a favor, I’ll break a fake caped crusader

Gideon:
Your head’s more warped than Kurogiri if you thought that I'd be lenient 
And with better villains every other arc, I'd find your death’s convenient 
When the Glow grows with these dope flows his own emotions roast tenfold
With all the teammates that you've lost, your worst enemy is Tenko

Tenko:
Be careful where you tread! Get the fuck out of my head!
You’ve caused more pain on my ears than the coins you drop when you’re dead!
Looks like G-Man’s lived his Half-Life, it’s Game Over without a Save
No touch required, when Scott the Nobody already sent Gideon to his Grave

Gideon Graves vs Tomura Shigaraki - CBRB: East vs West

Brodecai as Bughuul
Vladimyr P. as The Babadook

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
BUGHUUL
AGAINST
THE BABADOOK
2
BEGIN

Bughuul:
The camera’s on to film your second defeat, you couldn’t ever cross this deity
With my rhymes divine, I am assigned to burn a pop-up book for his victory
You’re a bogus-man type Bogeyman and you really think that you’re the Sinister one?
So hush little one, it’s Time to put you to Sleep, igniting the pun filled fun, RUN
AWAY as I lay the rap down, you couldn’t back down from this smack down
You should LGB sTay Quiet cuz you couldn’t back-stroke from my flow, you’ll drown
Blowing out competition intersecting my path, I manipulate tracks so you’ll feel my wrath
Then I’ll make you go insane, and you’ll feel the pain from the aftermath of your final bloodbath!

The Babadook:
It’s a shame that you spat those childish flames like the failed scare tactic “BOO”
But I will be the one to make things interesting for your end in Chapter 2
So I’ll pop off with inferno raps so hot while being Sinister’s the only thing you’re not
I’m quite confused, baba is you, so try to top me and you’ll be left to rot
Because Neither-world wants you, you’re done dude, it seems that this King could never wear the crown
Consuming Children is rotten like how your tomatoes will forever and ever be going down 
I got this win on Mo-lock (Moloch) there’s no doubt you’ll be left in Denial but you should Accept your fate
You should say your grace ‘fore I put you in your place with these bars so malevolent; you’re one I’ll deprecate

Bughuul:
The shimmering midnight moonlight shines upon the one who’s bridle
As I lurk amongst the shadows; you need to pick up and study a Bible!
While you’re in the shadow of Freddy be ready for the monstrous bars that I spawn upon
The Babadook will be shook from the bars that I cook, I’ll banish you til you’re gone when you become my pawn
It’s Super unnatural torturing animals I will bash Babadook; feelin’ quite animus
Couldn’t shapeshift a good diss? How dreadful. I annialite tracks, like a Juul, you’re cancerous
Your tactics really Bug me so you should just go fulfil your prophecy
Cuz It’ll seem like Christmas Morning when you hang out with that family

The Babadook:
You should’ve remodeled your verse, cuz an outburst of yours couldn’t hurt
You just babble on, Babalonyan, so on tracks puny gods are what I subvert
I reign hell on the mic to put your head on a pike and I know I’m not the only one you wanna be like
You’re just a myth in the mist who couldn’t spit a good diss. I’m sorry, but you could never be my type.
I always be towering and overpowering you for eternity certainly
So I’ll end your demise with your own sacrifice just to shut you up!
But it seems your makers did that for me..

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Additional Writing Help by: LAR80s
Beat Producer: 5:10
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Happy New Years Eve Everyone, I hope you enjoyed :)

Gideon Graves vs Tomura Shigaraki - CBRB: East vs West

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