Welcome to EPRB  #2! Bully of the CMC Diamond Tiara goes up against the 'normal high school student' Sunset Shimmer. Enjoy!

KariChanx102 as Diamond Tiara
Zander Peers as Sunset Shimmer

EPIC PONYVILLE RAP BATTLES!
DIAMOND TIARA!
VS!
SUNSET SHIMMER!
BEGIN!

Diamond Tiara:
This will be your Flight of the Finish, you won’t dare to make a sound
You may have all these accessories, but my Dad’s the richest around!
You? A bitch? Think you can beat me, oh please!
I mean I was the OG bully, you mean nothing to me!
Trixie called, she wants Snips and Snails back.
You getting your ass defeated at the end just makes me wanna laugh
You have a crown, a mirror, what more can you fucking want?
You may have been the center of attention but not anymore you little runt!

Sunset Shimmer:
I’m the real princess of this battle, try and match my rank!
I took over a high school, you only make fun of blank flanks
Silverspoon’s the most adored from what I’ve been told
Won’t need the crown to take down this excuse for a foal!
You always bully the CMC with your gay partner Silverspoon
While I ruled a whole high school, and made them MY recruits!
You couldn’t even get Babs on your side, you failed more than me!
And to think, my only appearance was an Equestrian Girls movie

Diamond Tiara:
Well, that’s not a good thing. You’re like the Sombra of EG,
You’re done, I mean, you’re not even gonna be in the next movie
You’re yellow, from head to toe, what are you a Simpson?
It’s Ponyville Confidential, the fact of you winning
I’ll blackmail you just like I did to those 3 fillies
So just give up this rap, your existence is nothing but a disease
I declare myself the winner of this fight, and I’m just a damn kid!
You getting through this rap was more weak than your fanbase did.

Sunset Shimmer (Demon):
You’re pissing me off, time to reveal my true form,
I’m the evilest of all now, and I’ll break down ALL your doors!
You’re just a little fucking filly, I’ve already taken the crown!
Babs and Sliver couldn’t even stop this, no filly to help you now.
Who thought it was a good idea to even have you in the show?
When all you are is the spoiled brat that all of Equestria knows!
You know what’s funny? You trying to rap. You’re not even pure evil
‘Cause my work here is done, you’re my slave now you fake rebel. Hahaha!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC PONYVILLE RAP BATTLES!

Written by StAllionMasta, TheSuperPlushyBros & Zander P

Diamond Tiara vs Sunset Shimmer. EPRB 2

StAllionMasta as Stimpy
TheSuperPlushyBros as Heffer
MarioWorldGuy as Dog

Lyrics:
Stimpy:
Happy Happy Joy Joy! Gonna beat up this Mother-Heffer
The day you’ll beat me? Oops, sorry, IT’S NEVER!
You have birthmark on your buttocks? Wow, that’s wrong
You’ll be in the Big House Blues by the end of this song!
How about I make a machine to blow your up your ass?
If your neighbors saw you they would be screaming “SCAT”!
Stop playing around, being my fuckin' toy
Now I’m gonna leave Heffer, singin’ Happy Happy Joy Joy!

Heffer:
I know you and Ren are gay-it’s uncanny!
No matter how famous you are, you’re never gonna beat me!
I am the cheese, the best character on Nick
Not even this chubby dick has a chance on winning this!
Heck, you're even a bigger “EEEDIOT” than me!
So just go home and make out with Ren, Stimpy!
You're just a Sucker for the Suck-o-matic, aka my dick
PHEW! That was a hoot! And my success was a big hit!

Stimpy:
Call this an Adult Party Cartoon, I’m getting dirty up in this shit!
You’re such a pussy, more than me, get down and suck my dick!
Just go now and work at Chokey’s, you’ll get deployed
Look’s like you lost and I won, Oh Joy!

Heffer:
Fuck you AND your cartoons, Mr. Stimpson
I'm about to hit you hard, so you’d better listen!
Why’d your show go past the radar, even worse than mine?
But don’t worry, one day you’ll get an IQ over nine!

Dog:
Okay, you failures of dumbshit’s had your shot at the mic
Now, this Dog is gonna step in, ALRIGHT?!
Stimpy, your nothing but a fatass- and gay!
Besides, even Heffer pointed it out, anyway,
Heffer, you motha-effer, your parents were originally trying to eat ya!
I’ll make you into a hamburger, I can totally beat ya!
I’m better than all of you, I even have a crush, Shriek
You bitches have just been defeated by the Dawg, peace!

Stimpy vs Heffer. Epic Rap Battles of Entertainment 4 (REUPLOAD)

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