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Suburban rapper Eminem rap battles critically acclaimed country singer Johnny Cash. Everyone played by me: https://www.youtube.com/user/MickJamesSupaFreak/featured
Who won? You decide!: http://strawpoll.me/5043614
Lyrics: Eminem: It's chicka, chicka, Slim Shady

I'm livin life in the Fast Lane

You're terrible, Johnny

I'm truly ashamed

That you would even think

That you can battle me

Are you even serious

Freaking kidding?

I'm king of all rap

Go away, stop it, man

Also while you're at it

Stop dressing like your Phil Hartman

Johnny Cash: Come on, Marshall

We can work this out

But don't be like your buddy, Proof

Don't Bring Your Guns To Town

Now if you're lucky

I'll go easy on you

Pfft, you sound like your a baby

I don't have to

Stop, silly white boy

Your ego's mine

That's why everybody knows

I Walk The Line

Eminem: Now everybody

From the 313

Get your hands up

And follow me

And if you don't want the guy that brought you

MMLP

Then say hello to your man

Mr. Slim Shady

My Name Is...

Forget it you already know

At least I'm still alive

Still making dough

I'm the master of rap battle

Still coming in hot

Johnny Cash?

More like Johnny Not

Johnny Cash: Okay, man

Didn't wanna do this

Can't stop the one man group, it's

Time for you to stop making music

It makes me crazy

I wanna see the end of

Slim Shady

If you think you're the best

Your songs are always a bore

At least I don't have to take drugs

To have an Encore

Eminem Vs. Johnny Cash ERBOE Season 1 Episode 1

MickJamesSupaFreak as Christopher Columbus
https://www.youtube.com/user/MickJamesSupaFreak
Owen TheLegendary as Chris Columbus (audio)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN7kWtYdEixiWzDTUXQQY-Q
SesameMalcolm99 as Chris Columbus (video)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgZjIzFPEKzO52qJuKjwHsA

LYRICS
Christopher Columbus:
Looks like your Home Alone, Chris, Nobody to help ya
You think you're gonna beat me? I doubt ya
I'm destroying all your Pixels, block by block
Better run away, I'll kick your butt, back Nine Months
How many disappointed Siskels can we shove in The Abyss?
I liked The Help and Gremlins, but no one saw Reckless!
Look at you! You're so short! Look like a gnome!
I'm left an impact on exploring, you're a Young Sherlock Holmes
Chris Columbus:
You think I'm short? You look like a minion
People only know you because you killed Indians
Look! It's another Napoleon wannabe
I'll turn your life story in to a knock-in-the-head comedy! 
Four voyages? Your life was still a wreck
"Impact on exploring"? You died by sex!
Christopher Columbus:
I hated your movies! It's time for you to pay!
No need for Arnold Schwarzenegger to Jingle All The Way
Chris, stop directing. You will never go far
Take a stick to your forehead, leave a lightning bolt scar
Chris Columbus:
Your quotes are BS. No one could get inspired
Drown you in gas, light it, now you're a Goblet of Fire
Look out! I will shove you in that Abyss
See you later. Looks like I'm taking the Night Shift

Christopher Columbus vs. Chris Columbus

I do rap battles. Whenever I want. My YT Page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiYx_8gOAIuLqvR8SdVqVSQ

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