wayy better than your other battles. but still not good tbh

This is the official rap battle between Freddy Fazbear vs. Mr. Bear. It'll release on youtube soon.

Lyrics:


Freddy: 

Have a seat kid and let me read you a story 

About how I make a kids dreamland turned gory 

I'm the name brand for horror, you wanna try and take me 

Believe me, I leave you burning like FNAF 3!

Take this tip or I’ll leave you hidden

With all the cameras in the world you couldn’t locate a win.

You can’t step to me I'll leave the rest of you in pieces.

Testing me is deadly, I make pizza outta pedo’s! 

Rewrite your ending, your readers will be satisfied

When you're bruised ass body will leave you looking like Purple Guy!

It took your readers an hour to get across your plot.

But then your creepy PASTA got eaten by this RESTAURANT!

1999: 

Did you get a case of Foxy jaw? Or was that a real try 

Of transparent disses coming out a ghost AI?

Look, your whole franchise is an epic fail.

I light your ass up, it got overshadowed by Tattletail.

Everything was fine until 2014.

When Freddy Fazbear was yet to be on the scene.

And Scott Cawthon became creepy pasta fan.

and said: „1999? i'll make a game of that!“

Shut your fucking springtrap, you lines don't have logic.

Mr bear is back to beat this animaTronic.

Your story is shit and your jump scares are crap.

Am I supposed to be scared of a child’s soul in a top hat.

Freddy: 

I've seen a better creepy pasta in Dead Bart.

Why don't you get a shovel, my pizzaria is your graveyard.

Keep your lines to yourself, you'll be buried alive, 

New Year's Day 2000, death of 1999.

The night's coming to an end, it's almost 6 AM.

I leave Mr. Bear in the backroom never to be seen again!

1999: 

Forget the idea of spitting some lines.

You verses were so bad, even your fanbase would change sides.

This creepy pasta made your existence get signed.

Don't try to prevent you copied Chuck E. with those Cheesy rhymes.

A little teddy bear wants to scare me with a scream.

Make like the real Freddy and go haunt some dreams.

Your fans will never know the ending of this battle.

But I give them a hint: Mangle!

1999 vs. Five Nights at Freddys - Rap Battle! *OLD AUDIO*

Season 1/2 scrapped battle.
Yeah...
People asked for it so


Maybe Rick will be back in the future ;)

Finn:
Yo it's Finn, bout to beat you cause you're nothing but irrelevant 
i’ll wrestle for definite cause I'M IN MY ELEMENT 
When I grip the mic in a battle, you know that I RAP-TASTIC 
Jake i’ll take the trash out on you sarcastic spastics

Jake:
We’ll send you back to the future with our (BOTH): TOTES SWEET (Jake): Rhymes 
Use my powers to flatten your rapping just because i'm 
Mr. meeseek-ing a victory against, you two p-rick cliches 
You must be inside a dream if you think you can beat (both) Finn and Jake

Morty:
OH NO IT’S A RABBIT WITH A SWORD WHO’S QUITE URHM SPORTY!
Rick:
No Morty, it's just finn the human *burp* it's just a human Morty! 
*burb* I know why you live in a treehouse cause your rhymes are so poor
Rick:
Spitting disses that’ll destroy ya 
Morty:
more than the mushroom war!
Morty:
We're natural born rappers, we don't need any autotune
You'll forever be an orphan since your own dad never wanted you!
Rick:
I’d rather get drunk *burp* your verses make me hurl
I’ve seen dogs more fearsome when they took over the world

Finn:
Oh my glob, that was pathetic! Could you spit even more bad?
Jake
I don't think they can bro, he failed even more than his dad! 
Finn:
Your chance to win is finn, we got so much gold that we're rich
Jake:
Beat any day dudes, (finn) Yeah! You're no lich! 
Finn:
Rick may of beat the devil but now he’s facing us two!
Jake:
Yeah bro, judging by your face, no wonder no one likes you!
You as keen as a jelly bean bro, if you wanna beat me! 
Finn:
We completed this Adventure and 
Both:
it will go down in history!

Morty:
You wanna make fun of my date, look at how many times you got rejected!
Spit hot like, uhmm the flame princess- (Rick) I don't know what I expected 
Rick:
You’re an underpowered minor with a flower on his arm.
Unless I’m some kind of thing that hates flowers- it won't do me harm!
You'll be falling in your own crap, and we'll get the last laugh
You're both mentally retarded, we didn't even need my laser for that!
Morty:
You can't just say that Rick
Rick:
Morty, Shut up Morty please
Both:
Go back to your candy kingdom, we'll be saving whole galaxies!

Finn and Jake vs Rick and Morty (flow test)(SCRAPPED CONTENT)

Scribblenauts vs. Little Big Planet

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, YAOES, Sooth, Red
 
Chizeled By:
Mat4yo

Beat By:
LionRiddims
 
Vladimyr P. as Maxwell
 
Freshy Kanal as Sackboy
 
Maxwell: (0:21)
Bag packed! Sharp Starrhymes flowing through you!
When I point ‘em at your face, I make this doll go voodoo.
These are real riddles, holmes, it is time for you to pop it.
You ain’t got no fitting sticker, better update your popit.
I jump and run the city when I’m scribbling art.
While you burnt out of ideas and copied Mario Kart.
Making checkpoints turn red, while I earn the fat stacks
I’ll press down your mood button, if you mess with Mad Max.
 
Sackboy: (0:42)
Well, you’d think a creative boy could scribble a better verse.
Your creators were more stoned than your sister when cursed.
It doesn't take a mini level to dismantle this crap toy,
You want an oral battle? You can suck my sack, boy!
I build my own level, rhyming fly and sick.
I bet you are a Doppelganger, since you copied my shtick.
And when I look back at the apple prank you’ve pulled, Max.
It makes me wanna grab Newton’s brain and smash it in your glove hat.
 
Maxwell: (1:03)
Best be careful with your rage or you’ll pop yourself out the zone.
Dude you are so lonely, your only friend is foam.
You fight along heroes but I’ll unmask your actions
By drilling Big SugarDaddy into the All Star trash bin.
I’ll Smash Brawl your controller, your story brings me mental pain.
You maintain that this game makes Higginbottom look sane.
Now look at your gain, check the bubbles you consume.
You’ll be like “Look at me, I earned a bitchslap costume”
 
Sackboy: (1:24)
I’ll verbally eat this word searching prick for lunch time
Too bad your notebook can’t find the word punchline.
Edgar and Julie will end up in a tragedy.
I own your notepad city and your axolotl family.
Your exit is a casualty, jump and run through evolution.
I’m coming from a King’s house, we are known for Maxecution.
Your prime got scribbled, just give up and drop your nation.
Cause by now your fanbase is wanking on my Play Station.

Scribblenauts vs. Little Big Planet - Rap Battle *OLD AUDIO*

Leannaire as Flame Princess and Peridot
Anodyne as Lapis Lazuli
VinnyO as Finn the Human

Flame Princess:
To put out this Eternal Flame would take a Magical Mirror--cle 
I’ma’ light this track up, and yes, I mean that literal 
I’m a Queen, overthrew my father and brought law and order 
I won’t outmatched by the likes of Bob the Terraformer 
Burn you more traumatically than how your past transpired
Trapped in your own reflection like a reversed vampire 
And now your biggest weakness happens to be your power
I’d be moody too if I was scared to take a shower
You should work on your health, you’re a bigger mess than your fandom 
It’s no use crying for help- your homeworld left you abandoned 
 
Lapis Lazuli:
Beat stop
Um… It’s Lapis
Beat starts again
and I’ve got a phat diss for this Cinnamon addict  
I’ve had it with Brutes like you; pray I let you stay intact 
You’re more unbalanced than malachite-- a right pyromaniac   
Come on at me with your final form; you can do nothing to me!
You’ve got useless fireballs and a short fuse to rival Ruby’s 
I’m ruthless, i’d move an Ocean just to take your red throne 
After a drizzle of my flow-- I think you’d need some time alone 
 
Peridot:
Unhand her, you fire clod; she’ll hit you with a tidal wave 
Worse yet you’d have to face a Peridot’s unbridled rage
 
Finn the Human:
Leave her be, buttmunch! I’ll bring pain bigger than your ego 
Why would anyone ever be Barn mates with this green Dorito 
 
Peridot:
Log-date 7 17 2; I’ve been challenged by a defect 
Who should be looking for his dad-- not protecting his evil ex 
Ugh-- Finn the Clod! You don’t know who you’re talking to!
What time is it? It’s time to push another human off the roof!
 
Finn the Human:
Hitting me with metal rods seems incredibly impractical 
It’s ironic that this Triangle’s anything but Mathematical 
I’ll batter you- the rock with a Lumpy Space Princess attitude
Go tell Yellow Diamond that you lost this rap battle too
 
Peridot:
This is none of your Bismuth, you didn’t have to come along
But gee this kid is so lonely, he ends up talking to his dog
on the top of this Food Chain though logically I’ve further questions
Why come battle me when it’d end in another rejection?
 
 Written by Fle

Lapis Lazuli vs Flame Princess. Season 3, Wave 1

After months of work and hours of dedication, my new series Animation vs Anything is finally starting. Thanks to everyone who helped out!

Eric the Audible as Gumball
Eddie's Rap Channel as Darwin

SkeepTieel as Calvin
Seth W. as Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes (0:20):
 
I’m not whistling Dixie when I say my intro’s decent
Cure your permanent Joy virus with the real world’s treatment
If you’re terrified of Tina, you can’t fight Calvinosaurus
It’s a pro Cub Scout against two dolts lost in the forest
I’ve got the eye of a tiger - and the maw of a disser
Used to fire deadly shots like a Spaceman Spiffer
G.R.O.S.S won’t accept a crossdressing androgynous imbecile
Tackle and knock you old Ni-cold for your Spittle’s principle
Tickled Pinky Malinky and now your fame just eludes me
You’re against Copycats, but you’re two replicas of Susie?
With your stale style, Gumball, don’t bite off more than you can chew
I’m sure with your verses this battle will be called HIP FLOP 2!
 
Gumball and Darwin (0:48):
 
Uh… Who are you again? Seriously, I can’t tell a bit
Let’s use their Time Machine to go back to when they were still relevant
On the track, i’ve got bite - an Alligator on the Train
You better stuff it! Thought you’d win? Were you imagining again?
I Dodge and Dare you to bite the Bullet that i’ve been Tracing
Can’t handle flow - you hate bathing! My World and rhymes are Amazing!
People find your jokes hi-Larry-ous, but I find it nefarious
A schizophrenic terror kid who’s tiger is his therapist
You better call up Tobias to be your friend
Because your only other one appears to be out for your head
Use your Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron or give us the Writers Block
But your wounds from the Cretinizer? Quite visible when you talk
 
Calvin and Hobbes (1:16):
 
Heh, he got you there. Shut up, Hobbes, don’t you hiss at me
I can invent rhymes so sweet they call me Calvin, Boy of Diss-tiny
But i’m thinking outside the cardboard box in order to wage War on
They should change Zach’s legal name to “Elmoron”
I won’t make a Hobbes Creek, you’ve got no sign that my flow’s tough
This is the second rap you spat proving that you need to grow up
You got de-Moe-lished on the mic! Your verses left this tiger snoring
I’m tired of spitting lyrics now. Let’s go exploring!
 
Gumball and Darwin (1:34):
 
What the what? That’s Richard. You need to Ketchup with your Raps
This slow Tiger’s queries would flow better in Trap!
When we Complete Calvin and Hobbes, these two Simians won’t be Missed
An Un-Responsible kid and his jaw dropping comic stripped
The only Bombs you can drop are Chocolate Frosted Sugar
Your series couldn’t Carrie it’s weight and now Bill’s a pencil pusher
And you’re pushing Daisies like Anais - no longer in the paper
Washed up by our Watterson flow! Now you’ve met your maker!

Written by Eddie
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Prod. by Sean Divine

NEXT BATTLE: Enticing Mice

Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Mathew Swift as Rick Sanchez
F00Pz as Bender Bending Rodriquez

Rick:
So retarded C-3PO really wants to fucking fight? 
Either I’m tripping or I didn’t kill all those parasites 
I’ll pay for your assassination then slip you the bill 
You won’t be the first of Groening’s characters I’ve killed 

Morty:
Gee, I don’t know about this Rick

Rick:
M-Morty, he’s a robot;
We could have his screws loose before he shows us what he’s got 
There’s millions of galaxies in infinite realities
In each and every one, your show remains a fucking tragedy

Bender: 
I can easily bend this crackpot and his little twerp,
Then I’d spit more fire than you, with one burp 
Running you over when I become a Were-car
You like to prison break? You won’t escape these bars, 
Invent a way of mastering flows, I’m the main ingredient 
Keep rapping Farnsworth, you’re making my win easier,
Tho’ when capping a pan-sexual, I think I oughta pass 
Cuz I know you’d do more than bite my shiny metal ass

Rick:
You’re not a fembot anymore, so why is sucking still your motto?
Dating Calculon like “Domo arigato Ms. Roboto "
A glitch prick hitched to sexbots more than Morty is 
Turns out your ass percentage is w-wayyy above 40 BITCH! 
I outsmarted the devil; 3 numbers have you in pieces 
Jerry the robot? *Burp* the other Rick’s have to see this
I’ll bring a battery-verse of hurt; that, you can count on
So crawl back into the factory that you were shat out of

Bender:
I'm belching up rhymes to burn this doc until he's brown
Send him Back to the Future- where I wear the crown,
Bender is the greatest, that’s the way the news goes,
I’ll kill all humans and leave rapping to the robos
You must be more drunk than the flask you’re mixin’
Even more of a douchebag, than President Nixon
Gonna make your mind blown, like your improvised youth,
I’m off to make my way back in a suicide booth 

Rick:
Attempted Suicide? Already ticked that off the checklist 

Bender:
Get bent then; instead I’ll chug a beer and forget this 

Rick:
Maybe you aren’t such a Redgrin Grumble after all 

Bender:
I have no idea what that means but-

Both:
l-l-LICK MY BALLS

Written by Red, R the Writer, Legion, Truth, Walk, Mathew Swift, Vladimyr P, Adroitwhiz, Skeep and Fle

Rick vs Bender. Season 3, Wave 1

Video release December 15th.

New series in collaboration with multiple people.
did not expect this to be the premiere episode but okay
There will be a video for this, but its not coming anytime soon, as another battle for this series is higher priority for me at the moment.

In this battle, we have Pico from Boku no Pico against the Newgrounds mascot, Pico, first appearing in the Flash game by Tom Fulp, Pico's School in a battle of sex vs violence or something among those lines.

Chao as Pico (Pico's School)
Skeep☆Tieel as Pico (Boku no Pico)

Pico (PS)
First! I call shotgun; best if you pause it
Your shit’s a product of being stuck in the janitor’s closet
Death is coming for you prematurely, I won’t take this slow
Cause this guy’s gun toting and now he’s Unloaded on Pico!
You’re nothing close to Natural; your creators’ must have been High
A weeb’s shock site; your fame’s height’s a reaction from PewDiePIe
I’d rather you’d be a ghetto kid when I go Tony Montana 
It’s easy to see this battle’s outcome like apples and bananas!
 
Pico (BnP)
Time to school ya! And it’s not ‘bout the bird and the bees
You’ll be praying for release, like Nene, down on your knees
In a game with Mokkun, its true that I may suck
But in a game of mockin’ I do anything but suck!
Think this trap’s tricks make you sick? Okay then, Prico you prick
You yourself take the piss, gunning for Cassandra’s dick
I'm plain fire! Playin’ with Fire! The spitting image! Leave you burnt!
Then end you with a Blam! Blam! And this time, you won’t Return
 
Pico (PS)
Sounds like you’re pretty pissed; got a dick up where you shit?
Your STD of an OVA’s left you with five years to live!
I’m a Newgrounds’ mascot; you’re a pedo weeb’s wet dream
Who’s dropping mics sloppier than you do ice creams
 
Pico (BnP)
Let’s talk ‘bout who you hang around; and I ain’t talking her outcome
But Nene’s more a deviant than Chico’s onee-chan
Darnell couldn’t be more token even if he had a ‘fro
And this “hero’s” cookie cutter of who I’ll dunk him, CoCo!
 
Pico (PS)
I blow heads off, blowing, giving head is what this junior did
Pump this trio of loser kids full of bullets like the Uberkids
Write it in blood if suking more than skool’s what you desire
Cause I’m really in no Newgrounds when I have shotas fired!
 
Pico (BnP)
So what my legacy is infamy, cut it, make like my hair
Cause your fame’s as underground as an abandoned tunnel lair
Sorry to Crash your Castle but you’re in the shadow of Hominid
Seems that I’ve fucked you over and that I’m the one who’s dominant

Written by SkeepTieel
Beat by Marsad Men

Pico vs Pico - Rap Battle #3

So a few months ago on my shitpost cloud, I uploaded a rap battle between Minecraft Creeper and Bomberman, it sucked... the lines were bad and the flow was horrible, so I found another beat, rewrote some of the verses and rerecorded this time in audacity, and now it's what i'd like to call tolerable, hope you think the same!

Original Battle: https://soundcloud.com/pizza-in-a-jar/creeper-vs-bomberman-short-rap-battle

Beat By Kustom
Everything else by Tuna

Lyrics:

Creeper:
Another terrorist in my town? Hsss
Get ready to see a real explosion
A fuse short, like my temper
Leading to your expulsion!
Go back to losing to digdug!
Remember? Deathbattle already got rid of ya!

Bomberman:
You really dropped the bomb this time,
Leading me to your world!
At least I’m not suicidal! I’ll blow you all up in a whirl!
On the mic, call me charged! 
Your victory couldn’t be charred
Go back to fighting skeletons! 
The weight of dying must be a ton!
Under my shadow,
Hard to get struck by lightning?
Okay Rooey, watch! This flashbangs blinding!

Creeper VS Bomberman REMADE - Enhanced Rap Brawl Season 1 BONUS BATTLE

Angry Birds vs. Best Fiends: 

Written By: Freshy Kanal, DNA_Fox, Boris, R, JChay, Legion

Chiseled By: Mat4yo

Mixed by: Boris

Voices:
Angry Birds:
   Red: Freshy Kanal
   Chuck: Boris
   Bomb: DNA_Fox

Best Fiends:
   Brittle: Anthony Perry
   Tantrum: Greg (Skitzy)
   Temper: Skeep Tieel

Beat by: Eleven Thoughts

Lyrics:

Best Fiends: 
Fiends, let’s win this! We gotta push our limits.
But what disses are left after all those movie critics.
This’ll be bleaker than Boba beating your Eggs on Easter.
What’s fiended rap run ‘gainst a clan of pork pulling squeakers.
Flip the bird when we turnover these past-their-prime mutants
And we’ve got the flow so sick, like our rhymes are swine-fluent
We’re the heavy-hitter critters that a cash cow is no match for
Leave these birds so flappy, they’ll be removed from the app store.

Angry Birds: 
Let me be straight up. Thanks to us, you were conceived!
But if you are a rap addict, change your name to worst fiend!
Caw Caw! We are made to be aggressive with this Temper-ament.
Can’t take you Seriously, something promoted by Degeneres.
We throw a verbal tantrum, your wings are getting clipped,
Switch apps, google food-chains for the ornithologist.
We get mad, so bite that, you lack facts, despite that,
You can’t rap, revise that, you’re lab rats for Ipads.
And we know the word “fast” is important to be leader.
But when it comes to rapping, those slugs must be your teachers.

Best Fiends: 
You wanna see the fiends go angry? ok…
All these spin-offs and your quality’s gone straight down the shitter.
Plus I’ve heard angrier birds boasting bigger bitter Twitters.
You can’t offend us, your fighting structure is chaotic. 
But if you want to beat pigs, I’d ask for antibiotic.

Angry Birds: 
We own the touchscreen, your technique isn’t handy.
You bite off those combos, seems you got a crush on candy.
So take cover in the data where you belong
Cuz we mean it literally when we’re dropping the bombs!

(Bomb explodes)

Angry Birds vs. Best Fiends - Rap Battle!

This is the original audio of Ditto vs Mimikyu with Justin as Ditto and the announcer. Please listen to the official version here:
https://soundcloud.com/pokemon-rap-battles/ditto-vs-mimikyu-epic-rap-battles-of-pokemon-20

[OLD AUDIO] Mimikyu vs Ditto

Junior:
Ok Cody lecture me, but no one gives two finkleshitz
You look dazed too bad you can’t accept that the sun is a planet
This “Autist” facing me? This is a Fairly Odd Fairy Tale
You’re gonna need to grow up! This time there’ll be no prison bail
With the wave of a Wanda get rid of your Lame Duck humor
There will only be one winner and whom shall be Junior

Timmy:
Head back to Military School that’s where you belong
Facing an idiotic 8 year old, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Leave you like Joseph’s mom, you want a verbal Dog Show?
You can’t come near me, you’re creepier than Wandisimo
Your fame has SunKen, go back to 2008
Your popularity is over, my show’s still running great!

Junior:
Great? Coming to ratings your NickToon is outta luck
You’re the Chef Pee Pee of rapping (Jeffy) It’s safe to say you Pee Pee Succ
I’m a big hero you’re Big Hero 6, and your movie was that bad
I’ll take you by the Cleft, you’re more unknown than Jeffy’s dad

Timmy:
You may not be Cody but you sure are a Nutkiss
You turn out to be a PeePee as you’re taking the Octopiss
I WISH you’d shut up! In rap I’ve got Superpowers 2 
This Vicky spoiled brat can’t except that Timmy beat you!

Creeper VS Bomberman REMADE - Enhanced Rap Brawl Season 1 BONUS BATTLE

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