Bested by this..this…GOPRO..You insignificant FUCK! This is NOT OVER!

..may your L’s be many, and your bitches…few.

ULTRAKILL Fan-Song: Bested by a GoPro - Dark Phoenix Prime

(Not mine) TF2 mercs sing I'm only a human

Singulacrum - Apex Legends Revenant Song

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TF2 × Bling-Bang-Bang-Born / Boink-Bonk-Bonk-Born【音MAD】

Ready Player Two (feat. Chi-Chi & Alex Walker Smith)


I've been walking through the shadows most my life
Seen things that would make angels close their eyes
Then you came through my door like morning light
With your barefoot dancing and your easy smile

I don't deserve the way you look at me
Like I'm worth saving, like I'm meant to be
Something better than the man I've been
You make me want to start all over again

You laugh at my jokes that ain't even funny
You see something good in me I never could
Your hair falls like rain when you're above me
And for the first time, I feel understood

I've been walking through the shadows most my life
Seen things that would make angels close their eyes
Then you came through my door like morning light
With your barefoot dancing and your easy smile

I don't deserve the way you look at me
Like I'm worth saving, like I'm meant to be
Something better than the man I've been
You make me want to start all over again

You laugh at my jokes that ain't even funny
You see something good in me I never could
Your hair falls like rain when you're above me
And for the first time, I feel understood

Wildflower girl, growing through the cracks 
Where nothing beautiful should survive 
You bloomed anyway, despite it all 
And somehow kept this fool alive

The world outside is cruel and cold and mean
But you're sleeping next to me so still and sweet
Your breath like a prayer to an unknown God
You're the only honest thing I'll ever keep

I don't deserve the way you look at me
Like I'm worth saving, like I'm meant to be
Something better than the man I've been
You make me want to start all over again

Wildflower girl, growing through the cracks 
Where nothing beautiful should survive 
You bloomed anyway, despite it all 
And somehow kept this fool alive


Wild Flower Girl

All of this was not edited, and all of this has the intention of bring the song earlier!

ALL credit goes to The Living Tombstone:
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheLivingTombstone
https://twitter.com/LivingTombstone
https://www.facebook.com/TheLivingTombstoneOfficial
https://soundcloud.com/tltombstone/

Original Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Npx69OOp8

(Cuphead Remix)  Floral Fury -  The Living Tombstone (READ DESC.!)

[Scout]
I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly
With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone
Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?

[Soldier]
About face, maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low, I can hardly see!
BAM - rocket jumping all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes

[Pyro]
Welcome to my magical candy land
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each other
Come and spread the cheer

[Hook]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do

[Engineer]
Let's set up shop and get to work
I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive
Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it - self destruction
Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench
And when my turrets spot you
You're as good as dead

[Heavy]
Cry some more, run while you can
You little babies don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy, this is my gun
When she starts spinning, you'd better run
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
Now I am hungry, make me sandvich
(chewing sounds)
Ok, I'm good

[Demoman]
Are you a bleeding idiot?
To fight with a drunken Scot?
I'll down a swig of whiskey
For every grenade I launch
Wherever I go, the explosions follow
So keep your distance, lad
And I carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe

[Hook]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose

[Medic]
I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far
You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
Zis could be a problem - Shiza!
I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis
Don't overdose on my syringes!

[Sniper]
Boom! that's another headshot, bloke
I'm a professional, you're a joke
I mean please mate, show some respect
At least the way I'm doin' it
You'll get a quick death
I'm from the outback, where things get hectic
Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with
Aussie Assassins aren't very common
But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin'

[Spy]
You probably know me for my disguise
And I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I'm on your team
Au revoir, mon cheri
I'm a very accomplished back stabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst
And he's got plenty of ass to kick

[Hook]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do

TF2 Rap - Meet the Crew (JT Music)

As heard in Starter Squad: Episode 9 - The Lizard Slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWvFP-vXNY

If you like the song and want to support me for making it for you, please consider buying it! https://druox.bandcamp.com/track/rock-smasher
Lyrics:

*Grunt noises based on other bands*

*Power metal thing in every power metal song*

Slaughtering all who are smaller
And too weak to resist
Your reign of terror is over
I’ll crush your bones with my fist!

You can’t win this time.
I will end your life!

You are the one we despise
Now it’s time for your demise.
You’ll soon feel the brunt, of a force hard and blunt.
It’s time to cut you down to size.

This fight you will never win.
I’ll cleanse the world of your sin.
You murder and lie, with no reason why
There’s no turning back. It’s time. To. Die.

Hundreds of innocents slaughtered
Most in their physical prime.
You killed as you ravaged their homelands
Now you will pay for your crimes.

Your funeral's been penned.
No one will attend!

*Evil Laughter*

(Charmander Sandshrew Exchange Here)

DIE (a lot)

Your time has come.
Your end is near.
You cannot hide.
I smell your fear.
You’re cornered now.
Say your goodbye
One final strike
Now you will-

Singulacrum - Apex Legends Revenant Song

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