In order to get into heaven, you need a certain number of T's. Better start counting.

Lyrics:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six, seven)
Number one tee, number two tee
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
Number three tee, number four tee
My mother's blessings say that son, that's a blessing too
(It's seven, seven stars)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
number one tee, number two tee

Huh,
Press one, press one, press one, 
and show some things that the enemy was hindering
and some stuff that recently got delayed further
press the numerical button one to hear this blessed word, press one Now

do you remember while you were filling up that refund form, you made a mistake in there, do you recall that?
(Go back up)
the money which has been transfered, that has been transfered.. do you recall that?

I bet,
I bet he'd be runnin' around in heaven, shuffle one or two steps,
New god-like, angel-like reflexes in heaven,
diving sideways in heaven,
shuffle one or two steps
New god-like, angel-like reflexes in heaven,
(great, stop, great, stop, stop, stop)

3.. 2.. 1.. click!

Chorus:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six, seven)
Number one tee, number two tee
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
Number three tee, number four tee
My mother's blessings say that son, that's a blessing too
(It's seven, seven stars)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
number one tee, number two tee


Chorus:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six, seven)
Number one tee, number two tee
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
Number three tee, number four tee
My mother's blessings say that son, that's a blessing too
(It's seven, seven stars)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
(six seven)
number one tee, number two tee

So say we all.

*Thanks to Blucifr for helping me out with some clips (and being awesome). Much appreciated!

Leon O. Rosén -- Seven, Heaven (feat Kitboga) [CHILL SCAMHOP]

I like raps.
This was made as a part of FRB's 100 Hour Duos Challenge and I worked with nEon! Nearly all of this was done by me and them.
nEon as The Trolley Problem
Trakked as I Like Trains Kid
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked, nEon
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by nEon

Battle:
Trolley Problem:
Hey kid, you seem to be on the wrong side of the tracks
What's the matter? You got something tying you back? 
I better deal with this problem ‘fore I can finally relax
Cuz I'm sensing your verses will be as dry as your past (kick it!)
So here's the problem we're presented with
In 60 seconds a trolley will come and end this kid
If I pull the lever, it'll get misdirected and 
Head into the elementary, I'd say you're a better fit
I get the people thinking when I'm shown to the crowd
When you're shown on the computer you're just slowing them down
Now the trolley's coming fast, while I hope for the best,
I’ll leave this brawl in cold blood, call that Polar Express

I Like Trains:
I felt great … until you came
You must have misheard me, my ears don’t like pain.
But if you think I’d stand here and complain,
You’ve got that wrong, I like bars
Even toddlers could beat your query with ease
Screw a paradox, you'll get a pair of deez
And I'm so fly, like a plane in the skies
While neal.fun tried and never gave you a rise 
Not even they are gonna save ya, man
Cuz I've heard better lyrics come from Train: the band
Choo choo! When I come through, you'll lose
No, I don't like trolleys, and I don't like you

Trolley Problem:
This little kid needs Ritalin if that's what he throws at me
I know how to run a track, you stand on one unknowingly
You must be used to trainwrecks, cus like your marriage, it's over
And- oh god, the trolley is getting closer

I Like Trains:
Ugh.. you've been boring me for half of this
I'll be glad when you're gone, call it Cyanide and Happiness
Here's a final message, since your head's prolly brainless
I. Like. Trains. Bitch.

The Trolley Problem vs I Like Trains Kid - Rap Cypher #35

ThatAdorableFox as Osaka
ThanosQuack as Scooter
Elizalkin as Announcer

Written by ThanosQuack
Additional writing by Elizalkin
Beat by louisflip
Mixed by jordy
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks to Rosenthal and the rest of the Maryheads, Shimario, the Krusty Krab Krew and baggio

Lyrics:
Osaka Verse 1:

Oh my gah! I can’t believe my eyes!
It’s Jeffy from SML if he put his safety gear aside

To do super dangerous stunts for the minimal approval
Think about your fans moving from their seats if you wanna talk Scooters (wow!)

Got fame repeating Sata Andagii
Chew you out like Sata Andagii

I may be the dumb one, but I don’t kid
When I thought my brain couldn’t be mushier I watched one of your vids aww

Even 100% off is more than your worth is at
Who’d get pleasure with their hand up your ass? No strings attached?

And with no more cash after losing ads (uuh), for once it’s got me thinking
That it’s the second time that you got rode on by a “rich” kid

Your half-dad saw a missing person’s poster
And submitted you without thought like how I am with homework

And any other chance you’d get a loving family now
Would be thrown away for fun like the key to a beach house!

Scooter Verse 1:

Hey! My name’s Scooter! Says it on my shirt
If you mess with me, I’m gonna go berserk

Just built a ramp and the trick I hit will be so cool
I’m going to space, you’re just spacing out in school! (aaaah)

Forget the mic, this fight’ll be the thing that Scooter picks up
Scooter likes to go for low blows, try not to hiccup!

Next time you take your eye drops I’ll drop you and give you pink eye
Then the fatgirl’s croquettes won’t be the only thing with red inside

Speaking of riding, your creator likes to draw that with women
Fatboy used an old porn design to create your Mrs.

Wanted to be the formal one, but with her pressure on the first day
Your accent was left like your chair, rocking sideways to sideways

All those chopsticks aren’t as busted as your chances as a professor
Debunking stereotypes are the one thing you’ll get to lecture

And even if you think you’ll get to college with those numb nuts
I’m not spending hours reading about your members playing Among Us!

Osaka Verse 2:

Stereotypes are something you and your bro should know to my knowledge
He drew the line and your first instinct was to grind on it

Were made a mindless clone cuz Cody wanted to be hip 
But the only jeans/genes you're rocking are that god awful drip (bleh!)

Scooter Verse 2:

And the only fans you’re rocking are the awkward men who worship you
Once you start adult life, you’ll see more than one Kimura soon

Too bad you’ll be dead then
I’ll build another scooter for my collection and your bones serve a swell foundation

Osaka vs Scooter (Azumanga Daioh vs SML) | 100 Hour Rap Battle Challenge

K's Odd But Bizarre Living In Oblivion Mix

Living In-Faction

Alien Hominid Invasion - Happy Termination

Alien Hominid Invasion - Happy Termination (Instrumental Version)

You 21 going after 8 year olds in 
more ways than one, and that top spot you’re holding
Attainable, this is how, just be a little bitch around
Constantly, in and out of the side of Diddy’s house

Like Spongebob walking funny, I know that they up to something
But hey I can’t judge, two gay male partners
a story that’s not worth running back to the press like OJ 
I killed him, 3 horsemen, you’re next, it’s your day, so live it 

Surrounded by the creations of peers
The more brave you become the more that you fear
When power is tested the artistry fades
Denji vs Wolverine ain’t that bad okay?

Except it is, I finally got a case of Eddie influence 
after watching it I thought to switch my brain with a bullet
I’m Wolverine, fight the big one when I’m first appearing in
But you ain’t The Hulk, bitch, cause you too way queer for him 

gimme your top 5’s top 5 I bury em
solo catalogs with some shit I found hilarious
2nd place with classic comedy and great jokes
Gamer, shut your bitch ass up and make some game shows

talk on snakes in the grass, oh why? because you’re homeless
I’ll have Rabi steal your sign then jump out like George Lopez
I’m so fucked I be turning poor kids to corpses
an ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, I’m on my cold shit

Nugget, and Shimario like to think that we are friends
You saved us from Eddie, No, it’s a new management 
I saw your sneak disses, I went to X like some treasure
He’s colorblind he’d probably let the other guy say the n word

RABI FEATURE
You're 21 but I wonder how many will die for you
If the 9's cocked, will more than 10+ people cry for you?

gonna cry for you (I hold a vengeful spirit)
gonna cry for you (I hold a vengeful spirit)
I'm not gonna cry for you (I hold a vengeful spirit)

AHHHHHHH, I heard it in my sleep
That EddieLGBT chicken wings wanna beef
I’m part Native, you’re acting like a Scott Pilgrim 
So bring in the A.I, and Kim might sure to not kill him 

SURPRISE KIM PINE FEATURE
Eddie, we need ya, Rap Battle savior

REST OF THIS VERSE CAN’T BE DOCUMENTED
DUE TO LAWSUIT FILED BY KIM PINE’S ESTATE

Double Dos (ft. Rabi) - Eddie & More Diss Track

"Sorry 'bout th' delay on this here track. Think the ol' well's started t' run a tad dry... but there's still things happenin' fer it, don't y'all worry. Jus'... keep yer ears open."

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- _Mosq - Pull the Trigger -reload- [Both - Ways to Die (Being Shot) / SMT (Persona 3 Reload)]
- SFX: Scott The Woz [Duel - duh]
- Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 [Duel - Media Reviewers (Nostalgia Critic)]
- Lotus Juice - Mass Destruction [Duel - SMT (Persona 3), VGM Rap, Japanese Hip-Hop]
- Daodi Freyr - Think About Things [Duel - The Mind]
- 3D Dot Game Heroes - Breakout [Duel - Scott The Woz]
- Fall Out Boy - The Phoenix [Gerard Way - Pop Punk, Rebirth]
- Tom Cardy - Never gonna Mike you Mike [Gerard Way - Parody]
- Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive [Gerard Way - Heartbreak]
- Linkin Park - Numb [Gerard Way - Emo Culture]
- Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down [Gerard Way - Pop Punk]
- Masafumi Takada - Punishment Rocket [Gerard Way - Visual Novels (Danganronpa), Death]
- Casey Edwards - Devil Trigger [Both - Supernatural (Devils) / Persona Genres (Action RPGs: Devil May Cry 5)]
- Scott The Woz - A Madden Just for Me [Duel - Scott The Woz]
- Imagine Dragons - Demons [Gerard Way - Supernatural (Demons), Referenced Media]
- MC Double Def DP - Don’t Copy That Floppy [Duel - OFFSOURCE: Cheesy Rap]
- Sick YG - Look Pimpin’ [Both - Death / Persona Genres (Action RPGs: MadWorld), VGM Rap]
- Adele - Set Fire to the Rain [Duel - Attack Types (Fire)]
- Scott The Woz - It’s a Bargain Bin Christmas! [Duel - Scott The Woz]

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CHARACTER 016 - Gerard Way [Monster Camp]
𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘁' 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹...
- Visual Novels/Dating Sims | Resource Managers | Comedy-Focused Games | Monster Prom VAs/Collabs
- My Chemical Romance | Collabs/Associated Media | Pop Punk | Rock Operas | Emo/Goth Culture
- The Undead/Supernatural | Death/Ways to Die | Rebirth/Reanimation
- Edgar Wright | Unrequited Love | Heartbreak | Parody/Satire | Monster Prom references
- Mahou Shoujos | Tokusatsu | Girl Groups | Red Flags
...𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿.

CHARACTER 013 - Duel [Vexilanimous]
𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝘁' 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹...
- Scott The Woz | In-Jokes/Collabs/Associated Media | Media Reviewers | Wozloid Covers
- Shin Megami Tensei | ATLUS | Persona Game Genres | HAL Laboratory
- Persona Composers | Acid Jazz | Big Band | VGM Rap | Japanese Hip-Hop
- Thievery | Organized Crime | Vigilante Justice | The Mind | Internal Conflicts
- “What If” Scenarios | Crossover Media | Persona Attack Types | Fanfiction Bulls**t
...𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝘁, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿.

I'm Only Posing As FeMC To Get Laid

Noisemaker - Blowout (TAGGY - Songs featured in RPGMAKER games)
Weezer - Buddy Holly (NICK RCCOLA - Weezer/FLAMBÉ  - Alt Rock/RELICS OF THE PAST - Memes/THE VOTERS - Tourney Injokes/ZAPCOM - Internet Memes/SANTIAGO - Meme Culture, POV: Indie Artists/SANSFORXBOX - Indie Musicians)
OR3O - Endless (LVL XTRA - Escapism/FLAMBÉ - Nerdcore/GLASS - Animated MVs/TAGGY - Things that happen in OMORI [The plot of the game (this is the only way to pull omori fan-songs]/PATO DE AGUA - The Mind)
Sturm - Silly Billy (TWERO - FNF, Long-Ass Songs/ZAPCOM - Rhythm Games/ERR404 - Mods)
DAGames - Brothers In Arms (FLAMBÉ - Nerdcore/GLASS - Animated MVs)
PrinceWhatever - Enemy Undefined (RELICS OF THE PAST - MLP/Brony Media, Early 2010s Memes [Sweetie Bot], Music That PWNZ!)
Lil Darkie - i can see clearly (THE VOTERS - 0-2'd contestants [LIL DARKIE MWM]/FLAMBÉ - Offensive Media [most of lil darkie's content,]/GLASS - Animated MVs)
Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory (KATTIE - Sexual Themes/LVL XTRA - Desire)
YourBoySponge - PLEASE DON'T SAVE HER (ZAPCOM - Rap/GLASS - Animated MVs)
Tsuko G. - Airman Ga Taosenai - I Can't Beat Airman (LAZY ORGAN - Mega Man/RELICS OF THE PAST - Early 2010s Media [Released 2009]/KATTIE - Difficult Games/TAGGY - Themes in Alex's Caves [Sentient Robots], Old/Early Internet/SANSFORXBOX - Flash Media, Late 2000’s - Early 2010’s media)
Lemon Demon - Spiral Of Ants (ERR404 - Needlejuice Records/SANTIAGO - POV: Indie Artists, Comedians/SANSFORXBOX - Indie Musicians)
AJR - Inertia (SANTIAGO - POV: Indie Artists)
Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky (GLASS - Just Dance, British Artists, Animated MVs)
100 gecs - Doritos and Fritos (SMOSH - Hyperpop)
snayk - growing on me (TAGGY - Early Internet [The World's Hardest Game]/RELICS OF THE PAST - Early 2010s Media [TWHG released 2007]/KATTIE - Difficult Games/ZAPCOM - Rage Games/TAGGY - Old/Early Internet Media/SANSFORXBOX - Flash Media, Late 2000’s - Early 2010’s media)
Lady Anime/Toby Fox - Finale (Vocal Cover) (PATO DE AQUA - Toby Fox/ERR404 - Games with Large Modding Communities/RELICS OF THE PAST - Fandoms Notorious for their Cringy Side Even if the Media Itself Actually isn't that Bad (or is Even Good)/SANSFORXBOX - Toby Fox Fanmedia, Toxic Fandoms, Games with dead people)
ミラクルミュージカル - Variations on a Cloud (SANSFORXBOX - Tally Hall/Chonny Jash Covered Artists/TAGGY - Bands Chonny Jash has covered/PATO DE AGUA - The Mind)

MAKE SOME NOISE! - TSITOALT WR1

The origin of Maldcore

Frustration (Jazz/Electronic) - Anger(Metal) - Sadness (Piano improv). The whole theatre. 100/100 acting skills.

Leon O. Rosén -- You mad? (feat Kitboga)

an oldfashioned rapbattle (ft. Ash & Jordan)

Check on Google (ft. Kitboga)

it's me!!! creator of agg/fight and the doatklike of isaac!!! tourneykid!!!
he/them

MAKE SOME NOISE! - TSITOALT WR1

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