Ahh... Didn't see ye there! Sit down, sit down.
Now. What would ye like to watch, champ?
I personally would go fer some butt-kickin' action!
Lemme just find the remote...
...
Ah! Here it be!
Now let's see what's on.
Oh! I love this one! It's a tale of a disgraced monk trying to find his true purpoise in life. Everything started being off after they added all the ""Animays"" to it tho. Still a good watch tho!
...
What?
Ye don't like it?
Ye want ol' Pop Pop SEMI to change it, fer ye?
Sure.
...
Oh, there we go, a romantic comedy!
I've seen this one before...
I think it was about two lovers not being able to find the freedom in their love.
Of course, this was all hidden away through their humor and jokes...
It really reminds me of how kids these days don't know how to handle-
What?
Don't like this one either?
Alright... Pop Pop will try to find another program.
...
There. A cooking show!
I know ye love yer Grandma's Meatloaf so...
Let's see...
Hmm... All these ingredients.
They'd work great fer a Quiche!
I bet that's what the're gonna make.
Although... There seems to be a lot of sweetness in this recipe...
They must be making A SWEET QUICHE!
HOW PREPOSTEROUS YET... INTRIGUING!
Now what do ye think of this one, champ?
...
Really? Still nothin' ?
A whole lotta ol' gabagool?
Oh...
I know what ye want...
Lemme just find it...
...
There!
It's clear ye want exposition too! Just look at yet face!
So...

LONG AGO
TWO RACES RULED OVER EARTH
HUMANS AND MONSTERS

A WAR BROKE OUT BETWEEN THE TWO
AND THE MONSTERS ENDED UP SEALED 
UNDERGROUND

20XX
MT. RETSEE

IT IS SAID THAT THOSE WHO GO TO THE MOUNTAIN
NEVER RETURN

IS THAT THE FATE THAT YOU WILL CHOOSE?

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Semitroduction

Title ~ Beginning

Bed of Flowers

* Yo!
* You seem to be new around here!
  And you seem lost.
* You must be a human!
* Well you look quite silly...
* For one...
* Well... Either way you need some 
   teaching about the ways of this world!
* Let little ol' me help you with that!
* What? I didn't introduce myself?
* Right... My name is... Dusty
  Dusty The Dust Bunny
* Anyway, friend let me teach you, the ways!!!

Puffy Poff of Dust

* Hello is anyone there?

* Ugh... That's my que to leave.
  I'll see you again...

* Hello?
!
* You seem to be a human...
* I haven't seen one in so long.
* Why is there dust on your clothes?
* Did... 
   Did you kill somebody?
...
* No?
 Then what happened?
* A... Dust Bunny?
   I haven't seen a monster like that, 
   live here before.
* Are you sure about this, uhh... Bunny?
...
* Well then.
* My name is Asgore and I am the Protector and Caretaker
  of The Arcadia.
* I usually come here in the morning, to water the flowers...
* It's been a long time since a human has fallen down here.
* Let's get you home.
  Follow me.

Asgore

Title ~ New Friend

* Most of your worries are gone, as you smell
  The pleasant flowers. There's some worry left though.
* You are filled with DETERMINATION
* HP Fully Restored

Forgotten Arcadia

Drip Drip Drip

* Just talk with The Mannequin.
No need to rush things.

* The Mannequin is just standing there. Menacingly

ACT -> Check ->
MANNEQUIN 0 ATK 0 DEF
* A plastic form, devoid of life's breath, in stillness, you stand, a mannequin, no less.

Friendly Lesson

What!
What!!
WHAT!!!

What are you doing ?!

Maddequin

ACT -> Humunculeye -> Check ->
HUMUNCULEYE 10 ATK 5 DEF
Triple headed, Triple witted, Triple retina.
Hates sand. Loves Water.

ACT -> Barelo -> Check ->
BARELO 2 ATK 10 DEF
This monster likes long washes and hates interruptions!

ACT -> Batter Gel -> Check ->
BATTER GEL 4 ATK 2 DEF
Made of 100% Purified Gel.
Their Mom made them the hat.

Aggress!

Crumbling Away

Act -> Check ->
NOENBLOOK 8 ATK 8 DEF
* Just needs self confidence.
* Their ghostly nature renders them invincible.

Ghost Fight

Title ~ Pleasant

* The pleasant warmth of ASGORE's home
 fills you with DETERMINATION.

Mountain Home

* You feel your consciousness slipping away...
...
* Suddenly, your body seizes up.
...
* What are you looking at?
* You hear a passing conversation...

* Mom! I don't think PHISK is doing well...

* Nonsense! They seem just fine to-...
* Oh my... Is that... a fever?

* The rest of the conversation feels like mumbling.
* You can't hear anything.
* You can't feel anything.
* You can't see anything.
* You can't hear.
* You can't feel.
* You can't see.
* You try to speak but nothing comes out.
* You can hear your heart pounding.
* What? You don't actually.
* You can feel your heart pounding.
* This all feels wrong.
* You call for help.
* But nobody came.

Dreamurr

Mountain Home (Lullaby)

* I'm sorry young one. 
  But... You know how it is.
...
Act -> Check ->
ASGORE 80 ATK 80 DEF
* You forced his hand.

MONS REX

Fracti Cordis Regis Montis

* That Spring feelin'

Finished: 
Arcadia

Next: 
Sandy Peaks

Updates may range from Weekly to Bi-Weekly. [I AM SO SORRY I LEGIT CANNOT DO ANYTHING WITH THIS RIGHT NOW MY MIND IS FOCUSED SO MUCH MORE ON OTHER STUFF I'M SORRY, Possible Indefinite Hiatus]

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