Name: Cumrocket by Resting Misery Face
Duration: 31 s
Description: choo choo here comes the cum rocket or some shit

Paul Blart has intercourse with a dragon. 

Long Ago, in a land far far away, there was a man by the name of Blart, Paul Blart, From the small, inconsequential trading village of Mallville. But Mallville had a problem, you see, there was a fearsome dragon. A dragon that only one man could defeat. That man was the normal seeming Paul Blart. So Paul Blart, and his trusty steed, Segwayus, went on an epic journey across the land. Training, Fighting, Destroying Enemies, in order to defeat this threat. While our the hero was on this journey to train for the coming battle, the vicious but quite beautiful Queen of the Thots, took over the land. She didn't do it by force. She forced herself upon the king, corrupting him, melding his mind with her thotty ways. Only one man could defeat her. You guessed it, Paul Blart. But first the matter of the dragon. Paul Blart rode upon the mountain. He drove up on his steed, the mighty Segway of the Gods. On this journey he decided he would not just slay the dragon, he would make love to it. Because Paul Blart was a furry. So Blart went up the hill, with his penis in his hands. While doing so he decided, I'm gonna fuck this dragon. So he did. He fucked the dragon good. Just UGH UGH UGH. Just always fucking the dragon. So back to the story. Blart confronted the king, after fucking the dragon and seducing it, and said, "You must betray your wife, The Mighty Queen Of The THOTS." BUt he couldn't do it. SO Blart killed him with his penis and then fucked the Queen fo Thots but he got ED so he was like "END MY LIFE" and jumped on his sword, penetrating his anus, deep deep deep.


Collaboration between me & QueenJamieTheFair ( https://soundcloud.com/agivingtreex )

Paul Blart's Majestic Penis Journey

choo choo here comes the cum rocket or some shit

Cumrocket

Resting Misery Face

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