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LYRICS

Edward Scissorhands:
Oh, is it my turn? Well I guess it’s time to battle rap
Uh, they tell me you’re the one who was useless until the second act
And with your fear of the dark, I feel bad for throwing shade
Because I slice through blood like leaves, you’ll take one look at my flow and faint
Are you okay? You have trouble taking control of your own body
At least somebody loves me, you stay in stockholm with Togami
Dust is enough when your colorful cast’s trying to draw killers out
But how you’re acting with Komaru, I think I know why you like scissors now

Toko Fukawa:
Can’t stand your voice, it’s like clashing fingernails with
A chalkboard, Hifumi could write better than what your tale is
You’re awkward, coming from me, when you’re hiding inside your mansion
As the decrepit steampunk version of Marilyn Mans- *achoo*
Now that bitch is gone, I can actually diss Pinocchio
You’re only known as the guy who cuts bushes as the folk’s hero
Struggling with dinner, but I’m firing beef with beats and roasts
Got chased by one cop? I’ve stayed under the police’s nose!
Throwing tantrums after being called names and you still think your shit’s class?
I can't be afraid of the man who walks like he’s got a stick up his ass!
Aw, you faked your own death just so you could protect your darling?
It’d be a nicer gesture if you were actually Prince Charming! 

Edward Scissorhands:
You flunked with your show so you fled to Another Episode
How could you stand behind words when you got beaten by a megaphone?
Your players wish you'd jump to conclusions that could actually win trials 
Meanwhile, you blame the victim at the death of their idol

Toko Fukawa:
So submissive, I’d say grow some spine ya’ stupid bitch!
I’d slash your face through and through but you already beat me to it, bitch!
Broke your future with a gut stab as windows shatter
Heart breaking at the seams, as if you take after your master!
Achoo! You’re so uptight, but that’s clear looking at your posture
You’re MCR mixed with Disney’s Frankenstein’s Monster
So make like your hands and drop dead while you’re at it
Not the first time bodies have dropped from your attic

Edward Scissorhands:
I couldn’t pick at your raps locks even if this was Towa Tower
The scars I cause are one more reason not to shower
Is Rowling your writing prodigy? ‘cause this griffith spits the worst burns
But this ultimate should know that a mockingbird eats the bookworm
Dysfunctional family due to a blood test, now all that you have left is your stink bug friend
Thought you’d let out your anger by leaving boys struck dead, but you got blamed for turning Chihiro blood red
Surprised you could make it to the end with a kill count in your pocket 
But you’ll fall flat like your sprites as I lock you back in the closet

CREDITS 

Lindz as Toko Fukawa
https://www.castingcall.club/m/Lindz
Trina Deuhart as Genocide Jack
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvUCST8Of2QzqMJ71fhYNig

Zawesome as Edward Scissohands
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1BXGFJ-CmuxPSQ7lB6dppg

Written by Rabi 
Additional Help by Dani Frias and Fightmarker
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1NU_TJWrmJbGAyVtPu-Hdw
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGg
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal
Beat by Dansonn
Edward Scissorhands art by CyanCoat
https://twitter.com/CyanCoat
Thumbnail by Rabi

Toko Fukawa vs. Edward Scissorhands - Rap Battle

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CREDITS:
Written By: Eric The Audible, Freshy Kanal
Mixed and Mastered By: Freshy Kanal
Edited By: Eric The Audible
Additional Help By: Snakebite126
Thumbnail By: ThatTacoGod
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CAST:
Eric The Audible - Brutus
Freshy Kanal - Judas
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LYRICS:
Brutus (0:13)
I don’t believe your folktales, myths, and so called holy stories
In rome we hang the christians, but you have done that for me
I hold one word of wisdom that came from Christ - your lord
That you have crossed the wrong fellow, it’d be best if you had never been born

But whatever inform me, how does a disciple go from beloved brethren
To locked out of heaven’s door
He got knocked down so many levels, how’s the weather beneath hell’s seventh floor? 
Brutus is brutal, abusive to Judas, convictions so true I’m complicit in coups
And if you believe a word of your scripture, you’ll pray for peace then lick my boot

Ugh, and some think you’re tragic? You’ve got to be kidding me,
I was killing for Italy, you shilled out for some silver piece
Take it back with new taxes, when the General barges in 
Let’s see that armor of God versus the arms of my army men

We’ll discard of your carcass - turn that new field into a farmland
The senator’s ending you in this - beggin’ my pardon
Instead, give your testimony for all of rome to vote
But I suspect you’ll be ejected from the canon - that’s all he wrote 

Judas (1:06)
You don’t think I understand? I betrayed the son of man
You think it’s easy to break the spirit of one whose damned
But there is something you forget with the opponent you choose
That a man such as I, now has nothing to lose

Give it up like its Calvary, when I rap on beat, you will gnash your teeth
And have your speech interrupted by maddened weeps, You can’t slash yourself away from God’s wrath you heathen
You’re backed in the corner looking at this match you’re meeting, You’ll be praying for your enemies to cast you freedom
I blast at thee and compact the heat, the flame you speak of couldn’t measure up to half of my blasphemies

My fiendish deeds made me a bookmark of the past, brother
You chopped a Caesar like a waiter for my last supper
I’m not to point out your speck when my eyes cleaved by a tree 
But you and your cousin have sex? that’s low even for me 

Stop pretending that your violence wasn’t part of your pride, saw your buddy had the power and you darkened inside
Then you killed him in an hour stabbed his back with the knife, yeah this general’s a coward disregard of your life
Every translation shows that Brutus meant the stu-pid-est
Exposing you with my flows (muah) Judas diss

Brutus:
Don’t scandalize my frame of mind, rebellion runs in my family line
If you and your lot plan to die, I’m taking pride in tyrannicide

Judas:
Pride cometh before the storm: Know our end’s fire
God will shatter your legacy, like your empire

Brutus:
You dare to threaten me about how your con’s so pious
I’ll cleanse my hands of this battle like Pontus Pilate 

Judas:
You’re a servant to sin, so convinced I’ve lost hope
Pray god has mercy for slaves - but then again “when in Rome”

Central Rap Battles: Brutus vs. Judas

FNF Casanova Ruv vs Selever

both UTAUs were made by GenoX <3
I don't own the music or voices or anything (all I did was tune the UTAUs), all credit goes where it's due.

[FNF UTAU] Too Slow feat. Eteled and Monika

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Alex M. as Light Yagami
Freshy Kanal as Ryuk
Azia as Monika

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17TzrW3tWS1LaiOh0n7SysXUToP7SXoZ30ETsLxuBEjY/edit?usp=sharing

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Coverart Design by Eddiefb
Coverart Artwork by TripleStabber
Mixed, Mastered & Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal

Light Yagami vs Monika - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

New Season, New Vibes, New Battle! Today we have the 46th and current President of the United States, Joe Biden, pitted against old time folklore myth, Sandman! Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Joe Biden
Commander Jacob as Sandman

LYRICS:
JOE BIDEN:
Why is it that Joe Biden’s the first in his family
That’s forced into battling this fantasy, it’s a tragedy
But actually, I’ve faced bigger travesties in my past
Now Catholic Jack is taking America back, en masse
Ole Ole (Ole Ole), gettin’ intimate real slowly
Creepin’ kids right on their beds, that’s some malarkey, holy moly
I’m running laps (running tracks), around your ass, I’m a machine
And sleepy wants to beat me? In your dreams
But there’s a gleam brighter than my teeth when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
I inspire hope with a speech when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
What I brought to’em, taught to’em, vaccines, baby
All you do is put a crowd to sleep when you talk to’em 

SANDMAN:
Let me keep a close eye on your lines- now wait a minute
I think I’ve heard that verse before, it’s a bit kinning Kinnock innit
Step to the dream emcee, *stretch* I’ll go ham then
Run a track around me? *yawns* Let’s Go Brandon
I ain’t creepy, I’m calmin’, coolin’, soothin’ the juvenescence 
The iridescent candescent rapper spittin’ with efflorescence
Status Quo Joe, throwin’ stones, makin’ claims, but the film shows
With him rubbin’, perusin’, droolin’ over the adolescence
I’ma need ya to kill the hypocrisy, rampant in your democracy
Stop saying what you’re gonna do and fight for what you’re promising
Cu-Cu–Cu–Cu-Cuz you? You’re old news
Your sun is setting like the dude who came before you

JOE BIDEN:
What’s with that sluggish verse, you gotta clap back better
Because comparing you and me, I simply Build Raps Better
And Ole look it just takes a little time to get things moving
I’m tryin’ to bring us all together, get this nation improving
Unlike that immature adult, insecure asshole
Droppin’ 80 mill, got his ass out of the capitol
Droppin’ 2 trill, Scranton’s top office celebrity
Your office topped 300 mill, we dropped it from our memories 

SANDMAN:
Shhh, I think it’s time for you to go to sleep
Wanna be Roosevelt, but you can’t help being a sheep
To Chuck and Nancy, can’t stand on your own cuz you’re weak
Your only droppin’ promises Joe, now your futures looking bleak
But go on about the hope from your out of touch ticket
That’s great Joe, you did it, now do something with it

Beat By: Dansonn
Mixed By: Musiclide
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Joe Biden Vs Sandman | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

LYRICS

Norman Bates:
Welcome to Bates’ Motel, I’m your competitor
Do you have a reservation? You’ll be getting served
I know rap battles are meant to show the worst in a man
So if you’re watching, I’ll show you the kind of person I am
I’ve never met a customer as strange as you
I think it’s best if your background just stayed taboo
What with the rituals and how exactly is your family? I forgot-
Oh god (gags) your family tree should’ve stayed in the writer’s block 
I’m Hitchcock’s finest; from the film to projector
Your character Genocide Jacked some traits and swapped the gender
Mother, what would you say? Make sure his ghostly clique has gone extinct
Then hang his head from a noose and make him choke- no bondage kink

Korekiyo Shinguji:
(Kehehe) Oh sister, won’t you look at this resident-
A man with more in his closet than just his mother’s skeleton
I see humanity and beauty work wonderfully in tandem
But I’d find it hard to call your creeper smile handsome
Killed a wife and cop, then you were quickly caught
Gaslit yourself, convinced it’s your mom
Considering the dumpster fire that was your business
I’ve seen kinder hotels out of Vivziepop
The woman of your dreams was just within reach
Blood’s on your hands as you sulk in misery
Oedipus complex? I see it very simple
Your jealous mother wished her son was simply sin-free
My sister’s by my side if I ever need support 
Your arguments should be solved with a ouija board
Be scared if you ever put on the dress and wig since
This pussy fits perfect as my 100th victim

Norman Bates:
Were those your best lines? Well then, I must confess
Your see-saw must’ve been the only time you’ve got an upper edge
‘Cause in rap and trial, you lose your temper and cower
Seems you need to wash up sir, here, step in the shower
Think you attract with the thread of red rope, well
I can tell you, no Love’s coming out of your Hotel
That execution couldn’t make what you’ve sung any hotter
‘Cause you’re like Marrion’s car, it seems you’ve sunk in the water
When I pull the curtain, know that my stabs cultivate violence
You should’ve picked up from your case and learned when to stay silent
So please, don’t throw another fit in my business
Or you’ll be coughing up blood like you caught your sister’s illness

Korekiyo Shinguji:
Bring my sister in this and I’ll tear your nerves out
Then use the melting pot flames to make sure your motel burns down
Stay calm, Korekiyo, his words remain baseless
He’s just one more thing that should’ve stayed in the basement
You blame your spilled blood on your sick delusions
Yet you freak out at the mention of “institution”
Animals lifeless like everything you just spat out
Broke the home of Stockholm, now you’re trapped in your own madhouse

CREDITS 

Toni Rigatoni as Norman Bates
https://soundcloud.com/user-286339925
Krystal as Korekiyo Shinguji
https://soundcloud.com/krystalmeth02

Written by Rabi
Mixed, mastered, and additional instrumentation by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Ear 2 Tha Beat
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Thumbnail art by JesseBoxVO
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb6Gxnbj2fJs5n_Pug9x0gQ
Thumbnail by Rabi

Norman Bates vs. Korekiyo Shinguji - Rap Battle

Mod by Just Jack

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLGM2pWHUFCfmaCO8kH6CTw?feature=emb_ch_name_ex

Tankman Vs Pico & BF / Familiar Encounters, 2 Vs 1 (Pico Day 2022)

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Freshy Kanal: Morbius vs. Dracula - ft. Chase Beck & Littleflecks

Thumbnail by TeaGuzzler
FNAF 1 verse by @Draco1225 
ALL CREDIT FOR THE VERSE GOES TO THEM!

Stuck Inside: FNAF 1 VERSE

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Sweet dreams freestyle

From the Tombs is $terling’s rise from darkness to destiny — a story built on grind, discipline, and unshakable belief. The album captures how he went from being overlooked to standing in his purpose, fighting through long nights, setbacks, and inner battles to create the life he envisioned.

Each track reflects the hunger that pushed him, the loyalty that shaped him, and the lessons that turned his pain into power. It’s about leveling up, cutting off what held him back, and trusting his vision when nobody else saw it.

At its core, From the Tombs is $terling’s resurrection, 
a climb from the shadows into the spotlight, fueled by focus, heart, and resilience.

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Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf8_z84SjMg&t=32s

Freshy Kanal: Morbius vs. Dracula - ft. Chase Beck & Littleflecks

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