Beerus (Dragon Ball) - Jofinity
Meowth (Pokemon) - Psytube
Sakamoto (Nichijou) - MetaMachine
Happy (Fairy Tail) - Ultra King
Amanojaku (Ghost Stories) - Cri
Doraemon - NextLevel
Ferris (Re:ZERO) - Danii

(prod. by InsaneBeatz)

BEERUS:
Prepare a feast, I’m about to sear this beat
These pussies are gonna find out why they should fear the beast
I’m the Lord of Destruction, never bored of consumption
Wanna hoard all the fun? Well, your world is just done, then
When I’m goin’, I know that there’s no opponent
Who could land a blow as potent or take a flow and explode it
I could destroy your galaxy while taking a cat nap
So forgive me if I sleep on your wack raps

MEOWTH:
I learned to talk to get a girl that night
Which means there’s only one Poké-MC: Meowth, that’s right!
That mouse can bite me cause today I’m stealing the beat
Fuck a twerp, bitches are gonna be following me
My claws are mad so if I see a record they just gotta scratch it
When Team Rocket’s mascot’s on a track you’d better all start blasting off
That cat had oughta pack it up, my long term plan is:
Today, the entire world, tomorrow, the bosses’ lap, kid!

SAKAMOTO:
Walk in like I own the place, You’re face to face with Sakamoto
Elder of the Shinonomes arriving to be topping all yo
Pussycats! You’re wussies, wack! thinking you can rock it? No-no!
Known for taking punches but come back from them like a non-stopping yo-yo
I don’t need a mouth to spit raps since my drip does all the talking
Going toe-to-toe with this cat’s will amount to bodies dropping
(hahahahaha!) I thought cats landed on their feet
But instead you all collapsed while my claws are cutting deep!

HAPPY:
 Here’s a Fairy Tale from your favorite mascot
Never turning tail cause I exceed my foes and the plot
Always seeing evil mages end up in the casket
Cause they messed with the team lock & loaded with the shots 
Shocking is it not but I ain’t running on watts
Catmander always cooking with a beat as a pot
Never lacking heart, so I’m always beating on heads
And when this Pussy starts to roar, entire armies end up dead

AMANOJAKU:
Enough with that mumbo jumbo Amanojaku has arrived
Catch this killer kitty’s claws cause you’ll find that I’m the heartless type
Make a deal with the Devil? Man, you can’t be the only one
Have a Ghost end your Story when you mess with the Oni one
Don't want this to get as ugly as what those Scooby-Don’ts find scary
Because I have bigger fish to fry, so this form is temporary
Turn to a pussy when this pussy adds you next on his list
Take your girl in 7 days cause she a ghost and my bitch

DORAEMON:
It's fujiko's favorite feline og here to rep
Shots always outta pocket keep it tucked till word from triple F
I'll send u too him 6ft solving problems is what I do best
Y'all childish but I'm used to that man how you think I got these checks
If Nobi need a tool he know Doraemon has it
The whole world looking at me awed they saying go go gadget
How do I do it shits a mystery these dudes ain't grasping
I grab the bread right of ya plates ya bank accounts now fasting

FERRIS:
Hold up, you activated my rap card
You fuckin’ wit’ royalty without knowin’ you ain’t that hard
Make y’all simp like Subaru then toss you in my backyard
A cracked guard, crossin’ me will not go that far, ay, ay
And just look where that shit took me, I’m passin’ all of the rookies
Slashin’ swords with me, you’ll more than plead 
And then we’ll have to censor that shit like it’s asian pussy, yuh
But it ain’t like I got one, though, so I ain’t shooken

CATS OF ANIME CYPHER (feat. Jofinity, Psytube, MetaMachine, and more!)

The Predator vs. Jack Krauser - Royale Rap battle!


JustGamer as The Predator 


Belle Beniko as Jack Krauser 


Writers: King ducky, E-Man, Futur3f1lmm4k3r


Flow Test by Joosh


Art by Grasman


Cover art by Jort


Mixed by Jort


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


The Predator:

So I'm up against Wesker's puppy dog who's not worth a quarter?!

Well then again soldiers are only supposed to follow orders

Try to gain the power of B.O.W's for yourself dude?

Well you definitely got the B.O but not the W!!! 


I'm the apex! A true hunter who disposes of all their enemies 

You kidnapped the president's daughter yet can't kill a Kennedy?

Your personality is boring like the place that you died in

Bet you'll bomb up on the track like Military Island!


Jack Krauser:

Pain emits from my disses whenever I spew my quips

Schwarzanagger gave your franchise a try but after the first flick he dipped!

I've went my separate ways with Leon but I wouldn't say that I'm mean

Unlike a separate battle of yours this fight won't be pg thirteen


Man, you got Bob Marley’s hair and General Grievous teeth

When you open up your mouth, all I hear is “General Kenobi!”

Yet you think you can outflow me with a voice thats oh so dopey 

Can't even speak English in the movies, so how can you roast me?


Creators tried too hard to make you terrific which instead made you basic

Now your just a tasteless slasher, no reboot could ever save this

Also, you know that most fans of yours are four, right?

Who only probably knows you cuz you collabed with Fortnite!


The Predator:

That mutated arm does not look terrifying, it looks really silly!

Probably gained it from all that time wanking your King Willy

It's hysterical, this ex-soldier thinks he can hurt and beat me

With a verse that is weak, see even worse than his CG!


Jack Krauser

The ending of your first film left me and you completely stumped

Like why didn't you try to fight back instead of blowing up!? (Dumb!)

I'll wipe the floor with your gore and spread your skin along my door 

I fought in The War on Terror, but that ugly mug scares me more!


Predator: 

Think you can win? What, can you punch boulders, geez

Your ego must be larger than your shoulders sheesh!

I'm extremely competitive and I can even turn invisible 

While your fight is repetitive and completely predictable!


Tried to flex your pecs that you have got!

Ada wasn't impressed so pulled out the glock

Popped holes in ya chest, down falls the juggernaut 

Then shot you dead now your starting to rot

All the battles in the game you've fought

Always ended with your embarrassing loss

Has the blandest design that RE has got! (True)

Plus your relevancy? Everyone's already forgot! (You)


So if you wanted to battle 

shouldn't have packed up your wack flows

And thrown away all your trash roast

My throne awaits, I'll be back though

After this loser gets clapped yo

With his very own compact bow

He'll be blasted to his crap home

Back inside Wesker's shadow!


So better scurry out of here buddy, we both know that your taking the loss

Won't even need my cannons, a couple knife swipes could finish you off


Jack Krauser:

I'll pop thousand of lead pellets in ya and leave ya for the undead

That thing is so gigantic. You could fit four heads into your forehead!

The Predator vs. The Alien was a horrific, terrible abomination

Let's be real; you were only trying to ride the fame of Freddy vs Jason!


Some kids that get in your way, slow down your killing motor?

I'm trashing on this clown, call me a Predator Poacher!

I can't believe people watch your movies and keep their sanity

I'd say I dropped bombs on you, but it runs in the family! (heh)






The Predator vs. Jack Krauser - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. JustGamer & Belle Beniko]

hi hi hi trakked
Rabi as The Ticket Taker/Swirly Headed Man
Michael Stark as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
Written by:M&Matt
Mixed by:Jort

The Ticket Taker:0:14
Hello I am the ticket taker please allow me to take yours.
Mereana? Id say do not choose this jpeg causing gore
It’s a poorly edited image supposedly from the depths of hell
Trust me watch this and you will NEVER REACH THE OTHER LEVELS
Sorry for the yelling sir, but you really shouldn't watch it
Unfortunately YouTube's cover up means there's no way to stop this
So if you insist, go down the hallway please
I suppose thank you, please enjoy the movie

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:0:43
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv: video known across the world
The Theater: forgotten PS game, shit and old
Sequel story: left his ass debunking
Stole from Mr Mix-a-lot: but no rap abilities
I drive men to madness, spit hellfire with my dissed
my legend is lastin, Was that verse unfinished?
you sit on a throne of lies, I terrify with a png
I'd rip out your eyes, but your spriters did that for me
Check the views, everyone wants to watch, we are not the same
Look at your story's fans, nobody wants to play your game

The Swirly Headed Man:1:11
The walls are spinning, my stomach's turning at this faker
You’ll be left nauseous when meeting with this game breaker
After that rancid verse, your life is what I will Take sir,
Used to be The Ticket Taker, but now im your MovieMaker

Mereana:1:25
My videos from hell even 666 will tell
You've reached a new level. That ring a bell?
I'll take my millions of views and I'll be ridding ya
So I'm guessing those verses were the end of my video...

The Theater vs Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv-Terrifying Rap Battles(feat. Rabi and Michael Stark)

We're back biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiatch

RaccoonBroVA as [Agent Name] (audio)
Cri as [Agent Name] (video)

swizkii as Skip (audio)
Pixel Chris as Skip (video)

Backgrounds by flow21z 
Cover Art by Rabi
Mixed by ENNWAY
Beat by ToneJonez
Beat Mix by Pixel Chris and ENNWAY


[AGENT NAME]:
My name is [AGENT NAME], welcome to the house tour
We’ve placed tons of drones and cameras in this house for
Recreating it online, making a “snapshot” of any home
But for [OPPONENT NAME] I fire “snap-shots” at any foe
So I’ll make it clear [OPPONENT NAME], Skip is it?
As a real estate expert, I’ll pay your home a visit-
OH GOD this place reeks of low poly models
The amount of children’s scribbles for wallpaper is awful
Come with Dread X, skills more missing than chat on live feed’s
I come out on web browsers and MatPat plays me on a live stream
I know it’s a parody, but still, your executions poor
Because the host of this kid’s show is nothing but a TorpleDork

Skip:
Well hi there, my name’s Skip and welcome to my house
I was getting ready for my Halloween party, but I guess I’m down
To battle this pathetic salesman with the worst listings
Because it’s easy when you come up shorter than my Uncle Jimmy
I take notes from Blues Clues, but I’d be more of a Steve that Burns 
Got that flannel drip on Halloween, Lumberjack-o-lantern
I went up to your girl like “Wass poppin B?”
Call her Ted the Toolman, I gave her something long and skinny
I must be close to an objective left by Chip, huh-
Oh! It's a W! But it seems I already took it with us!
Your suspicious actions are obvious, there’s no need to pretend

The Ulimate Gamer:
Our game is like quests for swords

Skip:
It's a hidden gem!
Even the Wizrat would spit raps that are less cheesy
Than your diss trash like it’s the It’s plan: wrecked easy
I’m blowing some off steam, like I’m the bathroom faucet
Facing me is suicide, you’re another skeleton in your closet

[AGENT NAME]:
Ok Mr 2 Brain Cells, you think the two of us can go now?
You don’t even own the keys to open doors in your own house
No wonder I work with Northtree, you look up to me
I’m owning you on the beat with no additional fees
I started the opening scene and it already made my eyes hurts
But it seems that’s just the Chip’s Tip of the iceberg
I can check off reasons why we don’t match in wits-
d ont  loo k  at  it  d o nt look at  it
Your green screen game has the worst graphics ever s a    w
Just let it s i  nk in that you’re taking a loss
I win by far more than a h   a i  r, it seems you’re done kid
You couldn’t leave a sc r a t c  h while I leave you CORRUPTED
Alright you man child little shit, I’ll fucking tear you to pieces
Discard your body after 9 to 5 selling leases 
Rapping against the freshest salesman and you think you’ll ball too?
You’ll pay the price for facing me, so expect a call soon

Skip:
Try your best, but you can’t stop what’s discovered
Putting newer X’s on your eyes, these crosses will cover
Your victims won’t compare to the loss you will suffer
Attempts at being shady are like Peat Moss but dumber
My game is unique, you’re lost with the others
Finding my friend’s, but I’m not fond of your numbers
Honestly, I’m just not shocked by your blunders
If I looked like you, my stocks would shudder

Earl:
He can’t catch up like my fish 

Sanchez:
El matadero de este coño no vale nada

The Party Wizard:
As I rock the party, my wizarding would leave him crying to his mama

Skip
Thanks for visiting! Looks like I’ll be making no offer
But I’ll call if the basement needs more company, as if I was the father

Swoldow as The Ulimate Gamer
Tibbs as Earl
CreeperPasta as Sanchez
Pixel Chris as The Party Wizard

Chips Tips Vs The Open House - Hip Hop Hassles

muhahaha! 
Greetings Everyone and Happy Halloween We've got something real scary for ya...
(well it depends how you look at it)

Red Hood the undead antihero in the Strange city of Gotham vs The iconic nursery rhyme Herself Red Riding Hood!

Which one of these Red's Will Show blood first? You decide! 🕯️ 🎃

Credits:
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Thebabybeef as Red Riding Hood
Austin Simmons as Red hood
Written by: Jay Savage,TheBabyBeef & MLG Fox 
Mixed/Mastered by: SoundNinja 
Art By Grenade & NoMansTrilogy 
Directed by: Jay Savage 
Beat by Epistra 
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Hint for next battle(s):"Whip it!" & "Aw Snap"
(yes I'm doing this now lmao)

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lyrics:
Red Hood:(0:14)
Listen miss, you strolled into the wrong neck of the woods 
I suggest You run away before you step to this Red Hood
I would shoot a rhyme on the track and it would go hard
Warning, though, it might get bloody when i spit these “crowbars” 
Killing the beat, like l kill to fight crime 
You’re so damn weak, in every tale, your fam dies 
Rinse and repeat, The wolf kills and that’s a wrap 
When I put this bullet in your skull they'll really call you "red cap"
Blanchette, you had one job, then you would be home 
Instead, your Gran died cuz you chose to free roam 
Should know, I punish scum I come across, heads roll
Your bars, are worse than how your live action movie sold 





Red riding hood: (1:00)
My, My Mister! what bad raps you have! 
He said “all the better to flame you with” but barely lit a match!
When you came up to me, I nearly cried “stranger danger” 
But you’re not even scary, a not-so-powerful ranger
Killed by a “joke” huh? And just like Lazarus, revives 
Then he dies again, another hundred thousand times
His face is uglier than Hoodwinked’s character designs
I could finish my shipping before he shoots off a good line 
You’re replaceable, incapable, the 5th Robin rendition
The man’s got mommy issues: the druggie special edition
I went into the woods to my grandmother’s house, you ran out of the hood with a dead kid and spouse

Red Hood: (01:21)
Got the four to Your forehead Leave your whole City dead 
There’s blood onYour bedspread 
Now you’re on Your deathbed 
Locked N’ loaded with the lead, an oracle with the tech
 This battle’s cause and effect, way I leave your village wrecked!
Every day in Gotham, I catch a few hundred bodies
And this delivery girl thinks she can come up and stop me?
Yeah that’s what they all say, they strain and fight back till they learn very fast not to fuck with the bat
I'm strapped with the duos, got you seeing black
You get out of my hell, I’ll smack you right back! 
I thought that your treats would have better designs
But you’re falling off the wall, I’ll top your nursery rhymes


Red riding hood: (01:55)
I guess your psyche collapsed 
Because you’re firing blank raps 
I know that if I were your mother, I would relapse!
Cuz you gave next to nothing for the Dark Knight to Rise to
I carved myself out of a wolf, it won’t be hard to try you
A pretty girl like me inspired ruby rose and other hearts, while you only have chemistry with deformed body parts
I spit sicker than my grandma, worse than Poison Prison Blues
Baby Bonnie’s got you sobbing, I killed your entire crew
The lone wolf thinks I’m scared? 
I almost wish you dared
To think we’d be compared
I guess you’re unaware
That you’re toxic, you’re worthless, your fans want you shirtless
Your phony, foolish fandom thinks that your death would hurt less
Your lego set’s the only way you’ll square up, I bring smoke
No more ego strokes
I’m code red, he’s hush mode, 
I’m the wrong kid to provoke, you gon’ wish you never spoke, how’s that for a killing joke?



Video drops Today!
Woooooo!!!

Red Hood vs Red Riding Hood  (Season 2)

I'm back! I know I've kept you waiting for a while, but here's an audio that was supposed to come out on Halloween, but super happy to get out nonetheless. 

Audio Credits:
K.C. as Carrie
https://lasaillax.carrd.co/
garbageGothic as Angela
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic
Written and Directed by NateURB
Art by Mega PMB
https://www.youtube.com/@megapmb 
Cover Art by TheDangerStranger
https://www.youtube.com/@rapbattlesdangerstranger
Mixed by Danii
https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Beat by Trunxks
Special Thanks to LimJJ, Raisu Battle, Box_Soldier22, and JotaSeis

Lyrics:
Carrie(V1-0:12)
Sad from all the shame and crimes, hate and lies brought onto me
Always in the shade and I, wait to find any honesty
But it’s time that my, pain and fright finally take a backseat
And state this rhyme, proclaim your films to hell with mediocrity!
I’ve learned from my mistakes, but your brain is long gone
Test me and around the campfire we’ll sing your swan song
How’s Paul? Liked you but you gave him looks as dry as the sand
And now you have to live with his blood, and head on your hands
Burning your victims’ faces won’t make your lines any hotter 
The only time you’ve had flow is when you were thrown in the water
Went from plot twists to getting your plot twisted 
Into a psychopathic killer who will never stop bitching, about
How your campers are all sinners misbehaving
Thankfully, we were saved by another camp slasher from the 80s
But nothing compares to your scene that made the critics scoff
On the beach is the only time I prefer you have a mask off 

Angela(V1-1:00)
I have to speak or Creepy Carrie will keep on running her mouth
A prank was the only time this queen rocked a crown
So hold tight, Carrie, cause it’s time you meet your maker
With lines so hot, I’m putting the bake in Angela Baker 
First film was a classic, but since then you’ve fallen from Grace
Two ripoffs and a show that never saw the light of day
Confidence on display since you’re coming to diss me 
But those lines were like your powers: full of inconsistencies!
You lost control, killed everyone cause you were bullied and pissed
Couldn’t stop Chris now Tommy’s on a new bucket list 
An outcast to everyone, only liked by Collins and Sue 
Even your mom considered murder when she looked at you
Wanting to learn about the world, but mother knows best 
This threat was contained when she was trapped inside the closet
At this camp, I take all the rules very serious 
Even in this battle you need to plug it up, period. 

Carrie(V2-1:47)
All your horrid and filler kills won’t be worth a penny
Throwing shit on kids, and oh my god, you killed Kenny!
If you wanna waste my time, I’ll give you what you desire
Trust me Angela, I’m experienced in starting fires 

Angela(V2-1:58) 
So was your half-sister, and now she’s split in half 
Meet me in the woods and we’ll see who gets the last laugh
It’s time for a camp song, but sadly you can’t take part
The only beat you know how to kill is your mother’s heart

Carrie(V3-2:10)
Ugh! Get out of my head, oh, this can’t be!
No! No! Everyone isn’t laughing at me!
It must be true! NO! My life is ruined!
But if this is the end then I’ll leave everyone in ruins!
Had amnesia and forgot about the crimes that you did!
When the fans had amnesia, they just forgot you existed!
You’re bound to live alone as a crazy camp dweller!
Whose only memories of your family are between a boat’s propellers!

Angela(V3-2:33)
Alright kids, gather up for the final act
Here’s a ghost story that I’m about to reenact 
You’re not ready for the world, you’re safe where you can’t be let down!
Mind’s bound in your house, slowly going 6 feet underground! (HAHAHA!)

Angela(2:52)
So are you having fun, Cassie?
Carrie
It’s Carrie!
Angela
Oops! Sorry, let's take a selfie!
Carrie
I hate this camp.

Carrie White vs. Angela Baker - Universe Rap Battles! (ft. K.C. and garbageGothic)

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yyCM9vJd9X3SvoxC5fLrM6-PoeOKgtvA26Kj0ZZc3DI/edit
MetaMachine as Frosty the Snowman
KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Belle Beniko as Holiday Narrator
Written by MetaMachine
Chiseled by Shimario and Mancha
Beat arrangement and mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next time: "Explosive Outbursts" (ft. Alex M. and garbageGothic)

Frosty the Snowman vs. Hat Kid

A vent song written during a rough patch of mental health in 2021.
Written by JustGamer
Mixed and Arranged by GlitchDude
Beat by Epistra/Dansonn
Cover art by Zagranis

I’ve been feeling frustrated, about how what I have created 
Seem to be never good enough, it feels so tough and so my confidence is constantly breaking 
I don’t understand what you’re saying
I’m annotating, self-degrading
Keep debating if I have the skill do the things I love correctly, I hate it 

This feeling of self doubt creates anger that needs to be let out 
But I’ve been taught to keep it in, raise my chin, stand tall, not to scream and shout 
I look around at the crowd that I’m close with 
There’s a difference I notice 
They have a shit ton of talent, while I’m outclassed and hopeless 

So what do I do when everyone else I know is a prodigy, they’re consistent and yet I’m flip floppity 
Trying something new, shot myself in the foot, always feeling like I’m overlooked
They say “you don’t have to be number one” 
But you know what else they say, the hell is a jack of all trades if not a master of none? 

So what the hell do I have to do? Can I ever be good enough for you? 
Am I someone worthy to include? Can I change the way that I am viewed? 
I know that overtime, I’ll be able to create my own craft
But nobody ever told me just how long it would take to create a shiny diamond starting from crap 

I am stuck in a prison made of doubt
Confidence is my key to make it out
But I can’t seem to save myself
So I guess that I’m just stuck in this hell

I’ve been told I’m a wisecrack, not that I could deny that
But if I’m caught in the cross blades of a switchblade to the face, how do I use my words to fight back? 
I mean why does he even have me here? 
Apparently I stole his girl before she was his girl and now he’s trying to incite fear
Thing is: I’m not a player, at least I don’t think so
But if I unknowingly stole that guy’s girl what else don’t I apparently notice though?
My brain’s doing something to me, ADHD got my grades seeing Cs
Then a pair of incompentent parents making me feel like I’m slowly going crazy
So you can’t blame the therapist, cause this was your fault
Telling me to stop crying then having me flying to another country like you’re opening emotional wounds and then pouring in a gallon of salt 
You forced me out, then critique me when I start feeling blue
I mean sometimes I wonder if the issue with me is me or if it’s actually you?!
I don’t understand, there’s no way I can, since you drained me and used me up as your emotional bank
And yet I’m the one supposed to be giving out thanks
Well thanks for killing me mentally just so my college could be a higher rank

I am stuck in a prison made of doubt
Confidence is my key to make it out
But I can’t seem to save myself
So I guess that I’m just stuck in this hell

Good Enough - 2021

Zombie (Plants VS Zombies) VS Zombie (Minecraft)

crusty ass png

writing: me
voicework: me
poor mixing: me
beat: anywaywell

Zombie (PVZ)

Rising up from my grave, I didn’t come to play.
Listen bud, I gotta say that we just ain’t the same.
Killin’ buds, exterminate, but before my lunch break
EA says you gotta pay, Pop a Cap right at your face!

Yeah, I’m facing a pussy like it’s PVZ!
Only waking at night, d’you need a coffee bean?
Using your babies to fight, so to stop you from running out,
I’ll make more waves with your wife, like “the zombies are coming!” Ouch!

Zombie (Minecraft)

This monster spawned before dawn on this bomb beat,
But all that was audible was you, now I’m yawning
‘Cause the problem that I find wrong with this zombie:
Your army falls into line like you’re playing Zombot-lane!

You got a ludicrous legion that lose to lawn mowers!
It don’t take hours for me to bust down a locked door!
Hardcore, like your head I’m popping off fast!
Who knew you’d have so much trouble trying to touch grass!

Zombie (PVZ)

Yeah, I fuck with the plants and I win it, the minute you step in the light you are finished!
You spend your whole night tryna break in a village and still didn’t get in, you ain’t got no bitches!
So listen, your single-hit disses ain’t similar to me freely feasting on greenies for dinner,
Any mob happens to hurt you and you go ballistic, no wonder you’re riding with chickens!

Ooh, call that a critical hit, the way how I come from the top!
Make like your business and sink when I cut you down a Notch!
You’ve Drowned so sleep with the fishes, but you can’t haunt ‘em!
‘Cause when you fight the Zomboss, you end up Zom-bottom!

Zombie (Minecraft)

All of your rhymes cannot hit, they do light damage!
I die to smite enchantments, you die to spud mines planted!
Ain’t got no weakness, just strength. Do harm? It’s healthy to me!
Minecraft’s making massive money, you’re stuck in the Loonboonies!

My fans are frivolous, your fans forgot your franchise!
I thought you’d be happy to wither like when a plant dies!
I’d tell you to stay dead and release ZackScott’s soul, but
You try to revive and still decline. “Bruhhh” moment.

Zombie VS Zombie - Rap Battle

VOTE FOR THE WINNER: https://strawpoll.com/polls/7rnzm6JVEyO
POLL WILL END ON JANUARY 25TH AT 2:00 PM EST

Welcome to the fourth battle of the rap battle all-star tourney! For a reminder since it's been a while, this is a voted tournament of characters that tend to be known as overused in rap battles.

The writing and other creation for this series is public, so if you want to help make these, join the Discord server here: 
https://discord.gg/sE4gQGC8tN


LYRICS:

Mario:
Let’s a go! You’re slower than turtles I know so I’ll start
I’m turning this tourney into Super Mario All Stars
Steven After Not Surviving’s very used to bawling
And you may know how to dunk, but Mario’s fuckin ballin!
From the NES(S) is where I come, well I guess so do you
Since MatPat milked you for cash when he had nothing else to do
Tried to fight me for real, but only got added as clothes
Based on your fanfics, though, I know you love to “Smash Bros”

Sans:
Kid, you got no chance if you can’t take Steve
I’ll keep a Brooklyn battle kosher, cause I can stack beef
More repetitive in battles than modern platformers you muck up
You’re gonna have a bad time cause it’s time to shut the fuck up!
I’ll Gaster blast a fat bastard
Won’t need to smack Asgore down to take the crown
Cause when it comes to Peaches, nobody came faster
So she left you dry and you got Snowdin at bone town

Mario:
You got power? I can live forever with one shell
While a sneeze in your direction and you’re right off to hell
But once in meme heaven for years you were thriving
Till Fox made a sequel you’re barely alive in
He retconned your whole world and left you a loner
Used to jump through timelines but then forgot about a goat boner
Speaking of, you’re so Bone Dry and out of spit to rebut
But unlike most that I stomp, you won’t be getting up

Sans:
Popularity ever rising, never bonely at a shindig
While your next attempt at stardom is Mario + Minions
When coming up with this tourney, Chao’s first spot was mine
I’ve become more relevant than you in a sixth of time!
No-one wants your water levels, how could you be flowing?
But my bro made lotsa spaghetti for you to cope with!
Bow down to my flames cause I’m Bowser on a diss track
Like Grillby I spat fire, and cooked you to a CrisP ratt


CREDITS:

Written by: Chao, Shimario, CreeperPasta, and GnomeYT

Mancha as Sans
Chao as Mario

Beat by Kustom

Thumbnail by ME BITCH

Mixed by ENNWAY

Mario vs Sans - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

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Welcome to the interlude, your film shall continue soon.

(Verse)
If you tryna get some pussy motherfucker look the other way
Try grabbin this one and the twin glocks have somethin to say
I’m waking up in the AM, fucking yo bitch in the PM
And all these bitches be seein, I’m seizing this carpe diem 
They goin bang bang bang, I’ll be honest
It’s such a shame shame shame shame, I’m goin J Dahmer
I be eating you bitches, I’m going ham on you bitches
I’m leaving snitches in stitches, and I know that y’all be feelin this
Better get right, shootin motherfuckas in the night time
Nice try, I know you on reddit “nice guy”
I’m tight though, psycho, don’t even try, ho
No escapin once you’re in my sight, bro
Let’s see you pull out the trap card when you in a ditch
Let’s see you try and hate that bar, when you cry like a bitch
I know you won’t make it that far, play yo homies this
Let’s see you try and mend that scar, on both yo wrists
Don’t step close to me I’m experienced in self defending
Lurk around I’m mysterious, and unrelenting
Brought your girl over, she likin what I’m displaying
Just an hour later, on the bed I got her saying
Oh-oh-oh my god!
I’m a playa, I’m a killa, on a beat I go gorilla
In public it’s a kingdom and on the streets it’s a mafia
Well I see ya on the ground, bleeding begging for your life, bitch
Ain’t gonna finish the job, just gonna leave you here to die, bitch
Psychic, predictin how you gonna die, .22, only need one bullet in the chamber to finish you
I’m not a motherfucker that you should be unfriendly to

Produced by ChaseBM: https://www.youtube.com/@chasebm

int3rl00d (prod. ChaseBM)

Zagranis

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