Politically demotivated death metal featuring the Rt Hon Sir Lord Boris Johnson.

A Vote For The EU Is A Vote For Slam(ming Boris Johnson in the Bin)

Star Spangled Spanker

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Mak sure u regester for vot, listen to thes on lop wen u do voat

- luv ethen bidop <3

If You Don't Vote You're a Prick (you too, skateboard dweeb)

The year is 2018 - you awake to find you have been midterminated. All you hear is the sound of stupid death metal, and all you see is Trump balloons as far as the eye can see. You scream and try to run, but suddenly, the Kavanator jumps out of the shadows shouting about beer.

You awake in a fierce sweat. "It was only a dream" you say, but was it...

Yes it was. Go vote. Unless you're not American - in which case, pour yourself a hard drink, you'll need it.

Midtermination

Feat. $wagrath

Songwriters: George R. R. Martin / Ramin Djawadi
The Rains of Castamere lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

The Rains Ov Castamere

The year is 2071. Boris is still searching for the answer to the ultimate question we're always looking for - Fermat's Last Theorem. This one goal, the only goal, has dominated his very being for over 50 years, ever since he first learnt of the words "power" and "sum".

The world in which Boris exists, known by others only as "the Tory Party", is not like ours. In this reality, mathematics has no meaning, just like time and money. Conservation of energy is a myth, just like poor people, and "human decency". In this universe numbers have no fixed definition. 20,000 - 22,000 = 20,000. One man's million is another man's hundred. Especially if that man is disabled.

Here, it is hard to find the answer to Fermat's Last Theorem. Some say it was proven in 1997, but in the Tory universe, anything 3 days past is but myth or legend, and cannot be used to prove anything.

Go vote. And not for this colossal waste of oxygen.

P.s. sorry for driving that terrible joke into the ground.

Fermat's Last Theorem: No two whole Tories raised to power>2 shall sum to a human being

IT'S CHRISTMAS! The Sons Ov Paul Have done it again, but this time it's Djent-doom, the genre no-one asked for.

Sorry.

God Rest Ye Merry Djentlemen

Biggy reads the Notorious monologue via the magic of AI.

Thanks to www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9GTZ-L7dxw for the Biggy Synth.

Over 300 Confirmed Kills "ft" Notorious B.I.G.

well they have to deal with the look there is institutional segregation in this country and from the time I got involved I started dealing with that redlining banks making sure that we are in a position where look we talk about education I propose that what we take is those very poor schools the title 1 schools triple the amount of money we spend from $15 to $45 billion a year give every single teacher a raise to the equal of a raise of getting out of the $60,000 level no 2 make sure that we bring in to the help with the stud— the teachers deal with the problems that come from home the problems that come from home we need we have one school psychologist for every 1,500 kids in america today it’s crazy the teachers are required

Trump'll Steal Skin

Like a real oven-ready meal, the Brexit meal deal expired 4 years ago and has now spawned into its own Eldritch nightmare. Death to british sausages.

Merry Brexit. Best served with Jellied Eels, or mild cheddar and fizzy wine.

ethon