Messed around during lockdown and made my first proper cover!

Sweet (Cigarettes After Sex cover)

eujune - GONG XI FUCK CAI

Lyrics on cover art

Or here:

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eujune - GONG XI FUCK CAI

Happy International Women's Day!
I love women so much, so I made a song about how much I love women. Enjoy!
Written, produced, mixed, mastered by me

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/3cpER6AttWjZeE914q0xSh
Apple Music: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id/1799684214
My Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eujune
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@eujuney

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Hi
Hi, can I help you?
Hi, yes um
I got this question that’s been bugging me lately
And I was wondering if you could help me out here
Um
I just wanted to ask you
Why so cute?
Why so cute?

[Verse 1]
Now I’m not a man of God
But every day I wake up and I thank the Lord
Thanks God for getting the idea to make women
And also for making me a straight man
Because how? My fellow men of science
Even though we can say we are not pious
 How is it possible for us to attribute the existence of women to anything other than divine creation?
Yes, you might be able to tell
I’m very much enamoured with you, madamoiselle
But you see, my problem is
I love women so much
Love women too much
Love too many women too much ah
Can you blame me though?
If I’m supposed to only love one woman, why are women so lovable?
A great mystery that I’ll one day unmask
But in the meantime girl I gotta ask

[Hook]
Girl why so cute ah
How is it possible to be this cute?
Girl why so sweet ah
I need to ask your parents for recipe

[Verse 2]
Now I’m not a preacher
But you can call me somewhat of a dreamer
Cuz I dream of a world, a reality where
A woman would have reason to pick a man over bear uh
The age old debate, except it’s no debate
Men are not great at making women feel safe
The hurt we create and perpetuate
Is not it, mate, wait, lemme state my case
Fellas, we gotta do better
Identify our misogyny and for good measure
Call that shit out doesn’t matter whoever
Pressing her won’t impress her, no pleasure in pressure, no
If I could be God for one day
I’d swap everyone’s genders just for fun, hey
Maybe then we men can get women
Maybe then I might understand

[Hook]
Girl why so cute ah
How is it possible to be this cute?
Girl why so sweet ah
I need to ask your parents for recipe
Girl why so kind ah
Though I wish you would choose yourself sometimes
Girl why so slay eh
You’re doing much better than you think okay
Girl why so stronk ah
The way you kick ass I thought you’re Hua Mulan
Girl why so smart ah
How did you know I say this to everyone?

eujune - why so cute?

I hate doing laundry, so I made a song about how I hate doing laundry, titled "i hate doing laundry". Enjoy!

Written, produced, performed, mixed, mastered by me

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Ah shiet

[Verse 1]
The world is dying, sea levels are rising
Our planet perspiring, there’s no denying
Every load of laundry, every drop of soap
Adds to the problem, it's a slippery slope
The water we waste, the energy we burn
Just to not be naked, is it worth the concern?
Microplastics flowing from fibers that shed
Polluting our oceans, leaving ecosystems dead
But there's hope in our hands, a chance to repair
Reduce our carbon footprint, show that we care
Hang up your dirty clothes, let the breeze take its course
Save energy, water and the Earth's vital force
Listen to me, I’m an environmental activist
That kid Greta Thunberg? Nah she ain’t got shit on me
If my laundry could talk, I’d tell it to go fuck itself
But since I’m much more civilized than that, I’ll sing

[Chorus]
I hate doing laundry
Why do I have to do laundry
If you’re my laundry
Please go do yourself (go do yourself)
I hate doing laundry
Why do I have to do laundry
If you’re my laundry
Please go do yourself

[Verse 2]
Now I ain’t gonna act like it’s all about saving our planet
I’m just tired of laundry goddammit, can’t stand it
If all that I gotta do is load, dry and fold it
Then why does it feel like such a Herculean feat?
God please, please god, I ain’t your strongest soldier
So would you please stop giving me your toughest battles
I would rather hit the mall and buy myself new underwear
Than to hit the button that would get me fresh underwear
What’s wrong with me?
You see the better question is “what’s wrong with laundry?”
If you never felt what I feel in this song then congrats on your sanity (wow)
But if you feel me, sing with me, c’mon
Where the fock is the other sock (anyway?)
Where the fock is the other sock, sing with me
Where the fock is the other sock?
Where the fock is the other sock?

[Chorus]
I hate doing laundry
Why do I have to do laundry
If you’re my laundry
Please go do yourself (go do yourself)
I hate doing laundry
Why do I have to do laundry
If you’re my laundry
Please go do yourself

i hate doing laundry

eujune - bb

It was never meant to last
We knew right from the start
But bbyen
You’ll always have
Always have part of my heart

Though we must now part
Know that we live on forever
Deep inside my mind, my memory
Where I will
I will keep us safe from this world

I’d like to believe
Since we have met
Before in our previous lives
We’ll find each other again
But until then
Will you take care?

Oh my bbyen
My sweet bbyen
Till we meet again
We’ll meet again?

Oh my bbyen
Silly bbyen
Wish I could be there
Will you take care

Oh my bbyen
Will you please take care
Oh my silly yen
Till we meet a…

i'm sorry for not replying my friends
so instead of replying
i made a song about how i'm sorry for not replying
enjoy

Lyrics:

I got this thing
A tiny little thing 
Don’t know when the hell it started 
Don’t know when the hell it’s ending
All I know is it got worser during COVID
I would leave people on read until my inboxes exploded I
Wake up to sunset
Notifications unread
I feel blessed you would still choose me to express you
But these texts, sometimes they de-stress
Sometimes they distress
Sometimes I don’t know which is which and I end up with no progress

No my friend, I got nothing against you
If I did, I wouldn’t feel all of this guilt
If you’re still waiting on me to reply
Let me apologize and sing to you

I am so sorry for not replying you
Life is overwhelming me and I withdrew
If I showed you my inbox I guarantee
You will see that it’s not you, it’s me

December 3rd, the year is 1992
When a fool did something I do not take kindly to
“Merry Christmas”, he sent the world’s first text
A weird flex I gotta say, left me perplexed
Cos one, it’s not even Christmas yet, bitch
What kind of school did you go to? What the hell did they teach?
Two, did you even consider the ramifications
Of what you’ve done to civilization? 

I’m holding you accountable for all of the messages
That I replied to in my head but I never pressed “send”
Instead of reflecting on me, I’ll blame you 
Cos it’s the easier thing to do

I am so sorry for not replying you
Life is overwhelming me and I withdrew
If I showed you my inbox I guarantee
You will see that it’s not you, it’s me

Laaaaa la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la laaaaa

Laaaaa la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la laaaaa

Laaaaa la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la laaaaa

eujune - sorry for not replying

FINALLY after 2 weeks, my first ever full-length attempt at recreating a song! And what better song to do it with than one of my fave classic Jay songs? 

All instruments self-programmed from scratch as usual, the mastering and mixing sounds really amateur because I am an amateur. :(

Comments and feedback appreciated!!!

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