Track one from Green Daddy (2014), produced by the Wizard of Wibble live at the Chinless Grin. Vocals by MC Lawnmower. The sun beats down on a group of Warpheads high above the Pennine valleys, where they await further instructions...

Birchcliffe Banditos

Like the Chosen Lord Richard D James, the Beard returns with the title track from Green Daddy, an electro lament documenting the time Green Daddy got lost under the sofa.  
Recorded live at the Chinless Grin using Flying Jimmy Bars.

Green Daddy

To celebrate the imminent return of the Ginger Prince, here's my tribute to RDJ, aka the Aphex Twin, which also happens to be track 3 of the Green Daddy album. I tried to cover the AFX track W32.mydoom.au@mm, but it soon morphed into something different. Anyway, here's the epic album version - there's also a single mix with video.

W32.mydoom.au@mm (Aphex Twin tribute)

Track 4 from Green Daddy, a tribute to the Snooker giants of the 1980s and early-1990s, also featuring a shout-out to cockney rabbit-botherers Chas and Dave.  So hard it could break an egg.

Dukes Of Baize

Track 5 from Green Daddy, a tribute to the bass legend Funky Rambo, a garden slave with thumbs as big as shovels. So hard it could break an egg.

Funky Rambo

This track is dedicated to Hebden legend initials RO who once crashed a dancefloor by thrusting his head straight through a glass door. So hard it could break an egg.

Warpheads On The Dancefloor

"Sight Beyond Sight!" yelled the Thundercat as he thrust his sword in the air. A Eurobeard tribute was somehow inevitable, with each synth stab representing a strand of Lion-o's chest hair. MC Lawnmower and Wrongo Moon commit some chanted vocals, but once again it's the hi-hats that take the plaudits. Recorded live at the Chinless Grin using Flying Jimmy Bars.

Sight Beyond Sight

In celebration of tomorrow's return to work, here's track 8 from Green Daddy (2014), a Kraftwerkian paean to the mundane comforts of the modern office featuring MC Lawnmower on vocals. Recorded at the Chinless Grin using Flying Jimmy Bars. So hard it could break an egg.

Business Slave

Dedicated to survivors of the Linden House experiment c.1997. Impossible to destroy but too weird for mass production. Anything you do to me and I'll eat it. Featuring MC Lawnmower on vocal duties. Tougher than a boiled doormat. Also featuring Tinga the Rastafarian oven glove and his gargantuan chums.

Linden House Waster Crew

Another banger from Eurobeard Productions, featuring vocals from Michael Wave and MC Lawnmower. This one's for all the commuters out there. Recorded at the Chinless Grin using Flying Jimmy Bars.

Commuter Love

Electronic jams for weird mans. Recorded at the Chinless Grin using Flying Jimmy Bars. So hard it could break an egg.

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