Brazilian Wax
© Eva Moon

Even after all this time same old recipe’s mighty fine
But no matter how you slice it up, sometimes you just gotta spice it up
I know you’re ready for something new, so baby, here’s a surprise for you

Brazilian wax, it’s so hip, Brazilian wax, let her rip
Brazilian wax, ain’t no bluff, Brazilian wax, lost the muff

I wasn’t sure I could stand the pain. But I knew we had a lot to gain.
Baby you know it was worth the cost just to lose nature’s dental floss
When you touch me it’s such a rush since I weed-whacked the underbrush

Brazilian wax, feeling smug, Brazilian wax, cut the rug
Brazilian wax, makin’ sure, Brazilian wax, no more fur

Day after day love can lose its thrill. We learned a lesson from Brazil
Wax it or shave it or even tweeze. Clear-cut the jungle of all the trees 
If your lover just needs a push, go for the bird and forget the bush

Brazilian wax, where’s the beard, Brazilian wax, disappeared
Brazilian wax, for the barest, Brazilian wax, mons veneris
Brazilian wax, look out below, Brazilian wax, pendejo…

Brazilian Wax

I hope I can get away with sharing this amazing photo with my song because they go together perfectly. The sculptor is Jason de Caires Taylor and you can see his wonderful underwater sculptures here: http://www.underwatersculpture.com/

Swimming Upstream - original

Recorded out my window at 5 am, though it actually begins well before dawn.

Dawn Chorus, Tuscany

When we went into the cathedral at the Piazza dei Miracoli in Pisa, there was a service going on. Photography was not allowed, but I recorded some of the sound.

Piazza Dei Miracoli

This is an electronic arrangement by Christopher J Wray of my acoustic song, Swimming Upstream. I was delighted to collaborate with him on it. Instrumentals: Christopher J Wray, Vocals: Eva Moon. Buy link coming soon.

Swimming Upstream

An NSFW song about sexual incompatibility (with props to Dan Savage)

DTMFA (Dump That Motherfucker Already)
© 2012, Eva Moon

She says: he’s no fling. Got a wedding ring
He’s the guy for me, but there’s just one thing…
Is it some kind of warning? All night and morning
he’s glued to something porny though I’m freaking horny.

He’s a shit, can’t commit and he couldn’t find a clit
With a flashlight and a map. I’m chapped with his crap.
Still living with his mom. It makes me want to vomit.
When we get it on I come like Halley’s comet (once every 76 years)

Aside from that he’s amazing, leaving would be crazy!
My friends say nix him. But couldn’t I just fix him?

Dump that motherfucker already. Sometimes the truth ain’t pretty.
I got just one thing to say: DTMFA. Dump that motherfucker already.

He says: I love my girl. We’re a perfect match.
She rocks my world but there’s just one catch…
I think a little kink is a thrill but she’s vanilla.
Said I should see a shrink, like trying it would kill her.

She’s pleased as pie when I’m dining at the Y
But ask for the reverse and she’s suddenly averse
To go down and try it. Says it’s not on her diet.
I should be satisfied. Got a blow job in July (of 2006)

Aside from that we’re soul mates. How long can I wait?
My friends say shove her but I can’t when I love her.

Dump that motherfucker already. Sometimes the truth ain’t pretty.
I got just one thing to say: DTMFA. Dump that motherfucker already.

Leave today. Make a getaway. DTMFA.
Forget him. Forget her. Some things don’t get better (Do it)

Dump that motherfucker already. Sometimes the truth ain’t pretty.
I got just one thing to say: DTMFA. Dump that motherfucker already.

DTMFA (Dump That Motherf*cker Already)

The Eva Moon Cocktail: Take one part Bette Midler's divine chutzpah, one part Fiona Apple's juice, add a spritz of Winehouse and top with Tori Amos' flaming hair. Blend in a hot band and stir with a comedy shtick. Mmm, tasty!

Eva Moon & the Lunatics serves up a quirky, high-energy cocktail of pop, jazz, funk and Latin originals. Let us bail you out with a recession-proof show that will make you forget your troubles for a few hours. The music is hot and the lyrics are hotter. Nigerian scammers, sexy bankers, Brazilian waxing, mail order vibrators, barista lust. Nothing is off limits. So, get a sitter for the kids and uncork something shaken and stirred.

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