Sounds Geordie meets West Country, definitely not far away from Irish either

Sounds like a combination of Irish and "standard American midwestern english" as spoken by US newscasters (who usually come from Canada - LOL) and Yanks like myself - originally from Chicago.

So, all I have to do is type something here and it'll come out on the Telegraph's website? Awesome. 

Juliet: "Do you fancy a shag?"
Romeo""I'd love to have a shag."
Juliet: : "Do you prefer male or female?"
Romeo : "Shagging both is more satisfying."
Juliet: : "How do you know that?"
Romeo: "I am bi-sexual."
Juliet:: "How does shagging fit into this?"
Romeo: "If you have to ask, you're not old enough."
Juliet:: "How will I know when I'm old enough?"
Romeo: "When you don't need to ask anymore."
 

West Country slapper meets New Yorkian Frodo...

Romeo and Juliet - extract

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