Here's a preview. There should definitely be a battle coming out soon. c:

Preview of an Upcoming MPRB

Yveltal - Mr.MapleSyrup
Giratina - MetalFireVA

Yveltal : 
Yarr ! I’ve awakened ! Analyzing my rotten prey like a vulture
Y (why), foul plays aren’t needed to nourish from the allegory of failures
Now, make yourself at home while I fill your horrid corpse of distorsions
And with a noble multilingual sweep I send this imposter back to oblivion !
Focus Blast you out of Darkrai’s spot ! You “anti-”matter !
Filler third character requires other patterns to get his chapter !
Four bars brought more destructions than you’ll see in your immortality !
A castrated scorpion got rocked by this hurricane, conveniently !

Giratina : 
Leave-eltal, for you are not worthy wit-battling your inspiration
No bond between us, I'd waste a turn and still ensure domination
Feeling pressured ? Chill and take a break, for the feeling will culminate,
When the spectal dragon breathes platinum rhymes to exterminate !
Boo, Shadow Force, turnback ! Zy-guard let down, I’ll illustrate our gap;
Leaving you butthurt, hunter, like a sugar rushed Bambi’s bitch slap !
I want to hear you scream… Louder and louder… 
While I break out your pathetic stats til you obey to your opal master!

Yveltal : 
Forget your pointless puzzles, I’ll make your little cave collapse,
Like our beloved mascot ! I could kill Allearth in less than 2 laps,
Tina can’t amount to Zero, will round 2 feature a decent verse ?
Well you won’t stand a chance even if the dimensions were reversed! 
Sucker-punching your orbs ! I take out the aura in your spheres !
The bigger Sky Warrior won’t accept your truce, and it’s pretty clear,
that the double-type clash ensures I bid Giratina good-bye,
So I will never cross this horror again when soaring in the sky!

Giratina : 
It’s game over, for this feeble minded cock doesn’t seem to understand
That the Devil himself will leave Team Flare’s fashion consultant banned
Tentacles drag you in my realm, then the environment finishes the work
As it requires a few sparks to take down the "destroyer of the world" !
Original Giratina :
The OG steps in, cut me in to cut down this eagle's nest
For you're spreading a plague on this track, your poisonous rap's a pest
I'd have left you harmless, but you were in that state since the beginning,
I'll wear your remains around my neck, a bird's only reason for being.


Giratina Vs Yveltal - Mega Pokemon Rap Battles #4.

Gallade - Fel
Bisharp - MaNCHA

Bisharp:
I’m the uber Kirikizan, ready to demolish and crush my opposition! 
Don’t Cut yourself, but if you do, I’ll be ready to take top position!
See these blades? See this armor? There’s not a chance to beat my defense!
Cut you to pieces with a Metal Claw, try to use common sense!
It’s the Ultimate warrior facing off with an Iron Head, you have no chance,
You think you have class when your best move is a so-called Swords Dance!
Everything about your generation is old news, move along for the 5th gen!
It’s a clash between two princes, but I will be the king by taking the win!

Gallade:
I’m fighting for honor, fighting with class, got this spike as my crest!
Your armor means nothing, so stay on your Wide Guard, it’s for the best!
It won’t be a Close Combat, I’ll Psycho Cut you out of the picture!
Get out of my face, I’m not intimidated, you’ve done nothing but intent to injure!
Go ahead, show me what you’ve got, Teleporting away from anything harmful!
You’ll know my victory was Justified in the end, now isn’t that awful?
See the beauty of my attacks, it’s such a wonderful work of art!
Didn’t need a Future Sight to see that you’re not bi-SHARP!

Bisharp:
Blocked all your blows fast, so it’s time for some Payback!
Feel Pressured? I bet, since this Ballerina sees my attack 
I dare you to face my command! Send hordes of Pawniard upon your clan!
Step up to my Guillotine so that I can truly taste your Torment
I’ve got a sharper mind than the Triangle impaled on your chest
That verse was the worst, glad I was first, because you cause me naught but stress-
-from the vocal structure, thus I’ll send your HP down infinitely, 
As male as you seem, Gal-lamo, you lack masculinity!

Gallade:
You’ll get crushed like a bug, my Hidden Power is unbreakable!
Get impaled, bitch, with my swords that are clearly unmistakable!
You’ve reached the eye of the storm, I’ve got the glory, you’re alone!
Let’s kick it up a notch with my Powerful Mega Stone! (Go!)
Mega Gallade:
Coming in with bigger blades, you’ll be shown who’s boss!
I’m not Storing Power any longer, I’m proving this dull knight that he’s lost!
I’ve held my Inner Focus long enough, time to finish it all,
You’ve been decimated, Focus Blast! No more Confusion, Bisharp's reign will fall!



Bisharp Vs Gallade - Mega Pokemon Rap Battles #5.

Drifblim - Roland
Dusknoir - DuskofSkulls
Mismagius - Frenzy
Gengar - Pool
Chandelure - MaNCHA
Cofagrigus - Yobar
Banette - Midnite’s Realm
Sableye - ZombieLicker
Froslass - Karichanx102
Rotom - Mr.MapleSyrup
Trevenant - MetalFireVA
Gourgiest - B-Lo Lorbes
Spiritomb - Froggy

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J5YE1UauFBqH3Uh1DJ0fyH_hT3g9hW3xw7LoLvDOpd0/edit


Drifblim Vs Dusknoir - Mega Pokemon Rap Battles #6.

Have a little preview. This won't be the first battle, because 14 people will be recording for this!

A Little preview of what's to come soon.

We're back, baby!
Mewtwo: Yobar
Deoxys: Epic Doctor X

THIS IS AN EVOLVED POKE-RAP BATTLE
THE DNA POKEMON DEOXYS
VS
THE GENETIC POKEMON MEWTWO

Mewtwo:
Your home’s unsafe when my storm starts crushing the fruits, 
As I’m psystriking Iron Man clogged in his Hentai suit!
I'll make you twitch and cut this battle short, like your backstory
The reality’s in your movie the fiercest fighter was Tory!
Buried terrorist or stoned boyfriend? it's not a battle of minds
But a forbidden OP MC whippin ET’s estranged behind
For a place on my island, you’d be best suited as a garden gnome 
Because pain I bring’ll make you crash, there’s no place like home!

Deoxys:

What’s an corrupt mind of an eternal second against the alien genius,
Who’s all ready to slap the gen info out of the devolved Giygas?
You haven’t grown up since birth, I’m here to stop a tyranny
I won’t let this hypocrite slave-to-man deprive us of our destinies!
High up in the sky throne of Rayquaza, your latest cockblock,
Deoxys ex machina against you! Each stat you stock, I rock
But I see you’re made of me and again, your existence is insulting
A pathetic cocky cat is not worthy of verbally assaulting
You may as well move over, Lucario’s ready to replace you
Tried showing off your moves, but instead, they all reject you!
Keep jacking in your cave, errors won't reproduce,
Send you back to the early Kanto generation, call this my Psycho Boost

Mewtwo:

Y’s X’d out, Deoxys is static ! It’ll soon be over,
When I Psycho Shift it up, this intergalactic Trojan can’t recover
Not a Psyshock to see you fall to me when we take flight
Must be having Confusion for you to escape my Future Sight 
I’ll splatter you into four weak bits then catch them all
Don’t try to fight back, or get smacked by a Shadow Ball
Me as the ruler of your universe? My code’s enabled 
Defected tentacled blue alien DNA’s forever disabled  
You versus Rayquaza ; the boxes snatched the win,
Crashed the party for round two, feeling inadequate again?
So another mega’s gonna destroy this on the double, 
Try Fighting this Psychic once more and you’ll crumble.

Deoxys:

Deoxys confirmed, stealing the spotlight from you is easy,
It’ll take more than your best Psychic move to beat me!
Going so fast it'll all be a blur in the end!
Don't get your hopes up, it won't be easy to defend!
Face my shields, it's not hard, blasting this mutated cat!
Everyone is rising over you, You're outclassed in every stat !
Your Aura truly is worse than your attacks at everything!
I’ve made you my bitch like all three weather kings!

DATA COLLECTED
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Mewtwo vs Deoxys - Evolved Poke-Rap Battles #1.

Minccino: SkeepTiel
Emolga: Eddie

Emolga:
Volt Switching in, Min, Repping Nimbasa Gym
With a Thunderbolt jolt, make the Light Screens dim
Start a quarrel with the sky squirrel, I’ll Discharge my skill
With acrobatic tactics, got a bigger mem-brain than Will!
I’m a straight Electro Baller with loads more Agility
Hark, lark, my Spark will make you rethink your Tranquil-ity
A flow Deluge shocking as Ions makes this lil chinchilla sore
You’re paralyzed! It’s super effective! The crowd begs for an Encore!

Minncino:
This Emolgamation appears to not be a chill army
With my Captivating Cute Charm, beating me will be Rocky
Look at my Baby Doll Iris, you’ll be swooned in a pinch
Even without evolving, winning this will be a cinch!
Erase you from this battle, use a ground type to seal your fate!
I won’t drop this Facade, but instead, Retaliate!
When i’m Singing with Echoed Voice it’ll be hard for you to rap
But i’m not taking your crap, you get a Wake Up, bitch-Tail Slap!

Emolga:
It’s Irresistible for me to diss an imbecile chinchilla
‘cuz when I use my Thunder, you could call me the cute guerilla
I’m on the Pursuit, test my Double Team? That’s cute
I’ll clean you up Neat and Tidy, for this battle you pollute!
Your rhymes Tickle my funny bone, fickle like the Safari Zone
I’m in my own level of fly, you just get Circle Thrown by Throh!
Use your Last Resort, I’ll Drive you Swoobatty with my Motor
This unneeded freeloader’s more unoriginal than Garbodor

Mincinno:
Says the one who stole it’s whole design from Pikachu
Slamming Roggenrola hard bars, but please, After You
You didn’t hear me diss the first time? I’ll repeat with an Echoed Voice!
For I’m well Rounded , unleash a Frustration by choice!
I’ve Endured everything thus far, now to shoot down a squirrel!
No more opportunities to rap for you, get the Beedrill?
You’ve Motor Drove me up the walls by just filling up a dex spot!
Get Elesa to release ya and go Nuzzle Oshawott..


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