I'm sure some people have been aching to hear the soundtrack for this dead as hell project again ever since I took it all down, so here you go. I'm making it available for everyone. Below is a link for a .zip file containing all of the finished songs for EO and Clopstika, along with a few bonus tracks, and some sort of outline on what the project was about.
(https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-gvDL771ouofAxejeP0zykKKvwj8hg0H/view)

Also, if anyone is at all interested, I also made a Tumblr page to archive all of the content and ideas that I made for EO during it's development. Even though it's dead now, I wanted to make a place to store all the stuff I made for it. I mainly made it for my own entertainment, but if you wanna check it out, go right ahead. Here's the link:
(https://existentialoddities.tumblr.com/)

Party on guys, hope you all have a good life!
-DJT0B3

EO Soundtrack Album is here! (Read desc.)

[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

LONG, LONG AGO…
In a pocket dimension far, far away…

There lived an alliance known as the C.L.O.P.

The C.L.O.P. was formed to eradicate supernatural beings that posed a threat to any universe.

However, in the late summer of 2018, a C.L.O.P. member went rogue, and turned against his allies.

The rogue member set out to unleash a great evil known as Der Großmann.

The C.L.O.P. sent their best man, Toby Montgomery Tobes, to neutralize the threat…

But Tobe joined the dark side too.

Der Großmann wreaked havoc across the C.L.O.P.’s home. Many fought and many died, and the pocket dimension became uninhabitable.

The alliance had to relocate…

DOOM ISLAND, JUNE 2019

A tropical island in the Pacific, known for its treasures, mysteries, and dangers.

What could possibly go wrong?

01 - An Unwanted Relocation

[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

TOBIAS JENNINGS’ JOURNAL

LOG #201

06/20/2019 

The days are getting longer, but the money is coming in quicker. I've been needing a break from the disorder of my current appointed placement, so I left Fox in charge and have been helping out with the hotel. I'll be returning to the rest of the Geckos soon, but I just need a few more days. Life is more peaceful at the hotel, I miss when we started it and I see why Liru and Shark took it over. It beats being scarface everyday 100 times over. 

So far the Council hasn’t noticed that our product is literally just icing sugar and chalk. It's hilarious what your mind can do to your conscience. I hope that they don’t find out and turn against us, but they're all pretty dumb so I doubt we'll need to worry. Summer starts tomorrow. Here's to a new beginning.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VQyiZCi_tp8rD9CqDtOv5nwS7c70LRk0Niu5xxMuLqM/edit?usp=sharing

02 - Sunset

[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 6:30 AM.
Over the Pacific Ocean.

Flying over the Pacific Ocean is a red biplane, decorated with white stripes. “Hurricane” is gracefully written on the side in bright yellow letters. Aboard the plane is a man with curly brown hair, colorful goggles on his forehead, and a large handlebar mustache. This man has traveled across the globe in search of adventure, but more importantly, treasure to trample any discovery made by mankind.

This man is Tobias Magnifico.

World famous British explorer, and founder of the Museum of International and Local Findings (M.I.L.F. for short). Ahead of him lies an island, shrouded in exotic mystery. Legend has it, this island is home to the very obscure and powerful Agarthan Device, an ancient artifact with the ability to grant its bearer that which they desire.

Ready for the expedition the explorer had been dreaming about for years, and steadily approaching his destination, he puts on his goggles and slicks back his hair. If only he knew the kind of enemies he was going to make, and the kind of trouble he was going to get into.

Magnifico: Doom Island, here I come!

03 - Tobias Magnifico

[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 7:40 AM.
The Flying S’more Hotel, Doom Island.

Magnifico heads through the large doors that lead to the rest of the hotel. Through the doors is a large lobby with a staircase leading upstairs, a few fancy couches, and another doorway leading to the bar.

Magnifico looks around, and sees a bulletin board with all kinds of flyers and papers on it. One large one in the middle seems to be advertising the hotel itself, having the hotel's logo and everything.

"Welcome to the Flying S'more Hotel! The greatest five star hotel in the Pacific ocean. 

Since its opening in 2018, the Flying S'more Hotel has been a go-to spot for vacation getaways, romantic outings, and oversea crime operations. The Flying S'more Hotel has received numerous amazing reviews on all platforms, so we guarantee that you will enjoy your stay.

For more information on our establishment, and our hotel's guidelines, please feel free to join our Discord server:

https://discord.gg/cHYz2eZJyD

Thank you for staying with the Flying S'more Hotel, and we hope you enjoy your time spent with us!"

Magnifico: What in the bloody hell is a Discord server?

[Will be continued soon.]

07 - The Flying S'more Hotel (DISCORD IN DESC.)

[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 7:45 AM.
The Flying S’more Hotel, Doom Island.

Tobias Magnifico made his way up the hotel stairs. He knew his room was #13, and that his luggage should’ve already been brought there. Sure enough, he was correct, as the pile of his belongings made his door easy to spot. Magnifico grabbed his keys, and went to unlock the door to #13. 

“I sure hope the other guests have already left. It is rather early.” He thought to himself. Sadly, hope wasn’t on his side this time.

Tara: Because I'm on my honeymoon! That's why!
Jennings: We got married?!?!?
Tara: No! With my husband! 
Fox: Tara, you need to calm down. Your husband could be up here any minute.

Room #13 was in absolute shambles. Bedsheets, pillows, and feathers covered the floors. Champagne was spilled everywhere. And the mattress was hardly even on the bed anymore. Occupying the room were three quarreling individuals who Magnifico could only imagine were the previous guests, or at least some of them were.

Fighting amongst the debris was a half dressed, brunette woman with mascara running down her eyes (Tara N. Tula), a scruffy faced, brown haired man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and an eyepatch (Toby Jennings), and a bald man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket (Toby Fox). Upon Magnifico’s entrance, the three of them stopped their warfare and turned towards him.

Magnifico: I’m not interrupting anything, am I?

Loud footsteps and whistling can be heard down the hall.

Jennings: Shit! That’s him. Get in here, mustache man.
Fox: Tara, get in the closet.
Tara: The fuck?

Toby Fox throws Tara into the closet and shuts the door. He looks at Jennings and puts his finger to his mouth, telling him to keep quiet about Tara. A tall, gray haired man wearing a dirtied white suit enters the room.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-1ujHytzy1GhjenICPSIxYjm16jGj9jQWoNVjdr99lc/edit?usp=sharing]

08 - Knife Aficionado

[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 7:50 AM.
The Flying S’more Hotel, Doom Island.

Liru: First time seeing a cuckolding in process?

Magnifico turns around. He sees a woman leaning against his doorframe. The woman doesn’t seem to be much older than the two men Magnifico just ran into. She has tan skin and blonde hair, whilst wearing a baseball cap, ripped jeans, and a red flannel shirt, tied in front of her bra. She also seems to have a pair of wolf-like ears, and a fluffy tail. This is Liru, the co-owner of the Flying S’more Hotel. 

Magnifico: Well, no actually. It’s rather common back home in Great Britain.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F14XX_IaKxjWHbrzdrhgbERIgFqS1hFCfInmw_KlUak/edit?usp=sharing]

09 - Wolf Girl With A Shotgun

[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 8:15 AM.
The Flying S’more Hotel, Doom Island.

After putting away all of his possessions and overlooking his map of the island, Magnifico finally leaves his hotel room and heads to the bar. He figured a quick whiskey and some breakfast before his expedition wouldn’t hurt.

The hotel’s bar has a rustic feel to it, alongside having a large balcony on the right wall, giving a nice view of the ocean. Magnifico takes a seat at the bar table and is greeted by Ray, the bartender. Ray is a black man with short, black curly hair, wearing a button-up shirt with an apron.

Ray: Morning, sir. What can I getcha?
Magnifico: Just a glass of whisky, and I say, have you got any beans back there?
Ray: Haha. Yeah. We got beans.
Magnifico: Just get me a big plate of beans, old boy. It’s been a while since I’ve had a classic English breakfast.
Ray: Well, if you insist. One whisky and a plate of beans, coming right up.

Ray pours Magnifico a glass of whisky, and dumps a can of beans onto a plate. Ray grabs himself a beer from the fridge and cracks it open

Ray: As a wise man once said, “Fuck the world, feed it beans”.
Magnifico: Cheers to that!

The two collide their glasses before taking a sip.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xq9VTPX8XCGDudZHmsXfjUuz2kmmD6IewINEiroZqYY/edit?usp=sharing]

10 - Get Me A Fuckin' Beer

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[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 8:45 AM.
Outside the Flying S’more Hotel, Doom Island.

Magnifico stepped outside and lit a cigar. The sun was fully illuminating the beach. It was a warm morning, and Magnifico appreciated it as opposed to the cold weather he’d experienced in England.

Magnifico: Well I was wishing to begin my adventure today, but it’s already rather late in the morning. I think I’ll take the rest of the day to familiarize myself with the island, and perhaps visit those ruffians and take a gander at their armory. I wonder what that eyepatched hooligan and his friend are up to down there.

Once Magnifico had finished his cigar, he decided to check out the main trail into the jungle, which lay right between the hotel and its neighboring restaurant, The Soggy Biscuit.

Magnifico: This must be the trail into the jungle.
Magnifico: Well, there’s no time to stand here and gawk. Tally ho!

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hENvAfGKWpyKcwJL1NNoJ6umbmbOmyH1W6uEVnRORuk/edit?usp=sharing]

11 - Pendulum Jungle Sounds

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[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 9:30 AM.
Killer Geckos HQ, Deep Jungle, Doom Island.

Jennings presses a button on the side of one of his butterfly knives. The blade of the knife launches towards Magnifico and blows up, creating a large explosion. Jennings laughs. 

The smoke clears, and Magnifico can be seen still standing, but dirtied from the explosion. He also has the blade lodged in his forearm. Magnifico grabs the blade and pulls it out with no blood leaving his body.

Magnifico: You underestimate me, old boy. Don’t you know? I’m English! I get stabbed in the streets for breakfast!
Jennings: Oh, I’m not done with you yet.

Jennings puts his other knife in his pocket, and pulls out two Mini Uzis from behind him.

Jennings: GUN ENTHUSIAST!!!

Jennings opens fire on Magnifico. Magnifico runs and hides behind a rock near the entrance to the HQ, managing to miss the bullets coming his way. Jennings empties his guns and makes his way towards the rock, whistling happily.

Jennings: Come on, Rockwell. Get up. We’ve got a lot more pain to endure.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jiwaTwLRRAivYPHoqqpbVhm4LKeb3SlfDqEGqrgWSAc/edit?usp=sharing]

12 - My Little Friend

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[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 9:45 AM.
Killer Geckos HQ, Deep Jungle, Doom Island.

Jennings cocks his gun, ready to unload his bullets into Magnifico’s face. Magnifico holds his arm in front of his head, hoping that it might stop the bullet, but knowing that one way or another, death was ahead of him.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a blonde woman falls out of the sky and lands directly onto Jennings, completely knocking him down. He drops his gun.

Magnifico: Good heavens!
Jennings: What the fuck? Evelyn?

The woman gets up. She’s wearing a white tank top and gray sweatpants, alongside a pair of plastic cat ears, barely even on her head. In her hand is a half empty bottle of Smirnoff No. 21 Vodka, somehow still intact. This woman is Evelyn Okadi, Toby Jennings’ girlfriend.

Evelyn: oh hi *hic* honey bun.
Jennings: Evelyn? What were you doing in a tree?
Evelyn: i was bird- *hic* -watching... watching for birds. hehe.
Jennings: Are you ok? That was like 400 feet!
Evelyn: i’m fiiiiiiine my arms not broken your arms broken. could someone with *hic* broken limbs do this?

Evelyn jumps around like a drunken maniac and poses like Hercules to prove that she wasn’t hurt by the fall.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kqve_vOXWRCvySEa_ccHTqtwU7uqJl7U8RB9HzNH32E/edit?usp=sharing]

13 - Drunk Evelyn

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[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 9:45 AM.
Killer Geckos HQ, Deep Jungle, Doom Island.

Jennings cocks his gun, ready to unload his bullets into Magnifico’s face. Magnifico holds his arm in front of his head, hoping that it might stop the bullet, but knowing that one way or another, death was ahead of him.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a blonde woman charges towards Jennings and punches him in the face, completely knocking him down. He drops his gun.

Evelyn: GET THE FUCK DOWN SPY MOTHERFUCKER!
Magnifico: Good heavens!
Jennings: What the fuck? Evelyn?

The woman beats her chest like an ape. She’s wearing a white tank top and gray sweatpants, alongside a pair of plastic cat ears. She seems like she’s downed 40 Red Bulls in the past hour. This woman is Evelyn Okadi, Toby Jennings’ girlfriend.

Evelyn: OH SHIT SORRY BABY I’M SO SORRY!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT SCARY GUY YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
Jennings: No no no! He’s the guy right there! The guy with the mustache!
Magnifico: For the last time, you rapscallion! I’m not a spy!
Evelyn: THAT GUY’S NOT THE SPY THAT GUYS THE GUY ON TV HE HAD A CAMEO IN THAT ONE RED DWARF EPISODE.
Magnifico: See? She knows who I am!
Jennings: Aw shit. He was on Red Dwarf?
Evelyn: FUCK YEAH HE WAS!! HE WAS ON THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!

Evelyn runs towards a tree and begins punching it repeatedly.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MxdvsCt0sEwVEy_Rmg1bIozxmLzdow1nZVzM6ng2BYo/edit?usp=sharing]

14 - Crunk Evelyn

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[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

June 21st, 2019. 9:50 AM.
Killer Geckos HQ, Deep Jungle, Doom Island.

Jennings types a code into a keypad next to the huge vault door, covering the keypad so Magnifico can’t see the code. The vault door begins opening, revealing the tunnel on the other side. A flock of birds sitting on a jungle tree near the door flies away. 

Once the door had fully opened, it revealed a dark, dank tunnel, overgrown with vines and likely full of spiders and other creepy insects. Jennings ushers Magnifico inside.

Jennings: After you. Oh wait, never mind. You have no fucking clue where you’re going.

Jennings leads the way through the tunnel, and eventually takes them to a door to their left. Next to this door was another keypad which Jennings stealthily inputs the code for, thus opening the door. The door leads them down a flight of dark, stone stairs, which eventually leads them to what looks like a nicely furnished computer lab, full of all kinds of machines, computers, and people operating them.

Jennings: Welcome to the Killer Geckos Headquarters. This is where we make our guns and our bombs and our drugs.
Magnifico: Well, It’s certainly homely I say.
Jennings: Here, come along. I’ll introduce you to the crew.

[Continued in the Google Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iNnPx717WpL8Azqr_VkNg9rhqnJz4RoWmf1iIlcCw4I/edit?usp=sharing]

15 - Killer Geckos

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[Track by: @mr-too-many-aus]

(BASICALLY JENNINGS TOTALLY DESTROYS TOBIAS MAGNIFICO IN A MATCH OF BLACK OPS 2 MULTIPLAYER BY HITTING A BALLISTA TRICKSHOT OFF THE ROOF OF THE WATCHTOWER IN STUDIO ON ANOTHER GUY, AND THEN SOMEHOW GETTING THE CARE PACKAGE DELIVERY GUY TO DROP THE CARE PACKAGE ON MAGNIFICO'S HEAD MAKING AN AWESOME KILLCAM THAT JENNINGS WISHES HE HAD RECORDED. SONGS WILL BE SUNG ABOUT THIS VICTORY.)

16 - BLACK OPS 2 EPIC TRICKSHOT + KILLCAM 2019 LIVE

An Unhappy Beginning

Fallen In The Cold

Feelin' Blue

Notice Me! ♥ + Lovesick

Holistic Detective (And Part Time Doctor)

Toby Fox

The Lucoa Show!

A Rotten Experience

Blighted + King Shark Has Arrived

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Anime Plot Twist + Elimination

【﻿Ｙｅ Ｏｌｄｅ Ｓｈｏｐｐｅ】笑顔

Bad Habits

Blue Screen

what.

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Canadatown

One Can Dream

Fanservice Frenzy

LIRU'S MAGNIFICENT ADVENTURE LINE

bye.

RADIATION ~ A Duet With Death

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