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yeah i’m gallon size
french fries
unbeatable grip n seal
kid’s meals
yeah im microwave safe
outer space
yooo defrost and reheat
let’s eat

ziploc bag keep it fresh no drag (seal it)
seal it tight every night no lag (nice)
stack em up in the drawer superstore space just right stash in sight no brag (zip)
i just put cabbage inside me (what)
maybe even some broccoli (stop)
freezer yeah i hardly know her but she still there she wanna hold me (okay)
i don’t got no BPA (none)
took away by the FDA (government)
recycle me say the EPA (do it)
fill me with meat USDA (moo)
snap the seal hear that click so tight (click)
freshness lock every time just right (fresh)
quart size can frick itself cause i’m the ultimate bag in this fight! ZIP!!1!

GALLON SIZE

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Comes a penguin by the baker, asks the baker, "want you white or brown bread?". Says the penguin: "What makes that now out, I am yet with the scooter!"

Heb nog een cup noodles liggen hier omdat een vriend hem te spicy vond en hem dus maar heeft achtergelaten (hij had er 2). Wil jij hem?

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