yeah i’m gallon size
french fries
unbeatable grip n seal
kid’s meals
yeah im microwave safe
outer space
yooo defrost and reheat
let’s eat

ziploc bag keep it fresh no drag (seal it)
seal it tight every night no lag (nice)
stack em up in the drawer superstore space just right stash in sight no brag (zip)
i just put cabbage inside me (what)
maybe even some broccoli (stop)
freezer yeah i hardly know her but she still there she wanna hold me (okay)
i don’t got no BPA (none)
took away by the FDA (government)
recycle me say the EPA (do it)
fill me with meat USDA (moo)
snap the seal hear that click so tight (click)
freshness lock every time just right (fresh)
quart size can frick itself cause i’m the ultimate bag in this fight! ZIP!!1!

GALLON SIZE

Fart Without Reverb Sound Effect

TWERK TUAH TWERK ON THAT THANG $TWERK TO THE MOON #RUGPULL #MOUNTAINDEWDOESHAVEOLIVEOILINITLOOKITUP

"Throw it back like you throw out your line" (I have no idea why the cover is fishing themed)

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I realized that i feel weird as fuck releasing music and i need to fix that so why not release this one LOL

thank u 2 my bestie https://bsky.app/profile/narwall.lyoko.com for making this cover w/ me :3

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TWERKMASTER 2000

dubstep has peaked apparently

'The Unfunnies III'
30 more of the most unfunny EOTI shitposts
now available everywhere for your listening displeasure

stream: https://createmusic.fm/explorersoftheinternet

Art by Jaiyyu (linktr.ee/jaiyyu)

Intro

Ice Rink Extra Sexual Edit

Ohhhhh Yeah

feel free

Kings day 🤩🔥🔥🔥👑 w van willem

woohoo

curated by... few, loved by none 

bookings: cass@mbartists.co.uk

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Heb nog een cup noodles liggen hier omdat een vriend hem te spicy vond en hem dus maar heeft achtergelaten (hij had er 2). Wil jij hem?

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