This account is still alive, apparently. Here's something I made over the course of a day. Take care.

Song/source list in base64:
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Edit 2023-03-30:
Enabled direct downloads, added Mashup and Shitpost tag.
I should have named this track "Cock & Wall Torture". Really, this track just sucks.

Big Penis (Cock And) Wall (Torture)

You know how you will eventually come across a scratched CD that just doesn't work so companies will try to sell you the solution?

I bought something several years ago called the SkipDr where you spray some undisclosed water substance it comes with on the bottom of the disc and put it under some plastic buffing thing that can supposedly fix the scratches. It is a piece of garbage.

Just use brass polish, a jeweler's cloth, and some proper ventilation if you care about giving a disc or two a second chance. Or if you have a stupid amount of them, just buy or rent a commercial disc resurfacer.

List of desecrated tracks and clips, in order (in base64):

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

Just Go

I decided to fire up an old computer that I had in storage with its original hard drive. Surprisingly, both still function, but since I haven't booted off the HDD in more than half a decade, it's showing some slight signs of magnetic degradation.

Windows 7 still boots. CPU-Z is kind of borked now. An old, pirated copy of FL Studio is still installed, but old projects and/or VST effects appear to be corrupted. Some of the Fruity effects cause FL to break down.

It really isn't 100% there anymore. There isn't any serious data on the drive that I'm concerned about, but to see it in a state like this is a bit depressing. Shit's literally the electronic version of dementia.

Anyways, might as well have a bit of fun with it by producing a track, then proceed to neglect the computer some more.

There's some junk from 2016 on here that's worth to consider uploading, but there isn't that many minutes on this account anymore.

This track samples:
Mr. Scruff - Kalimba
Modjo - Lady (Hear Me Tonight) [the only acapella track I had on the drive]

I Love This Slightly Corrupted Win7 Install

A compilation of the more interesting sounds from one of my old, kind of unstable now, hard drives. Last used November 2016.

Some of the sounds are organic to FL Studio, while others were piped in from a radio transceiver, a CD player, and a toy keyboard that likely ended up getting destroyed in the process. Some of these sounds were fucked up in ways I don't remember.

Tommy Wiseau was added to taste.

Caviar Blue Mix

I understand what makes them useful, I'm just saying that shit is loud as fuck

I Hate PC Speakers

This is another small compilation of some intriguing mashup and/or shitpost ideas that I've slowly accumulated since mashups vol. 1, which I'll have to reupload at some point since the site it was originally uploaded to froze over.

There's some more stuff in the pipeline that I'm looking forward to, and there's still some old mixes I've forgotten to pick through. Hopefully, Vol. 2 will be more interesting (and larger) than the ones prior.

Download the cuesheet for this album here: https://pastebin.com/KvxGP3id

Mashups Vol. 1½

Old shitpost from 2019 which originally had a paulstretched section that lasted for about 50 minutes or so; unsurprisingly this takes a serious chunk out of my upload quota, so this version has a paulstretch section a fraction of the size of the original.

I'll leave the old version up for about a week (and make sure that downloads are enabled for anyone that gives a shit) and then I'll nuke it.

Cock (Abridged)

2 years, huh?

It's important to note that this isn't the first time YYZ and Cbat have been used in a mashup, case in point: youtu.be/oHz26hyW8W0

List of sources, in base64:
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M'bat

Legitimately the worst thing I've uploaded so far.

The Gapping Machine

Flake is an alternative FLAC encoder with "the goal of increasing encoding speed and implementing experimental features". Occasionally, this produces a slightly more optimized FLAC file at the slowest preset (-12), in my experience.

It's probably worth checking to see if SoundCloud can properly decode these encodes, since they aren't done with the reference encoder.

The latest compile of Flake on RareWares was used here:
https://www.rarewares.org/lossless.php

Flake r264 Test

This isn't a sequel to the first noise track I uploaded here, although it probably rhymes.

That's Great

team 10 fans unite dab

Edit 2023-03-30:
Changed licensing from CC-BY-NC-SA to CC-BY, and enabled direct downloads.

It's Everyday Bro (Harsh Noise Remix)

Posting this because I was on hold with them for exactly 73 years 15 hours 8 minutes and 47 seconds yesterday

Edit 2023-03-30:
Enabled direct downloads.

Verizon Hold Music

Vogue - Crystal orbit: http://amp.dascene.net/detail.php?detail=modules&view=8050
Don't Copy That Floppy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI

Probably the last serious mashup I will post on this account unless I can make something that isn't a shitpost as long as 30 seconds or less.

Direct successor to this mashup I made over 3 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7U9jukU_Rk

Surprised that it got 75k views, considering it wasn't that seriously made. I'm not sure if I've improved or not, but this is my thanks.

Edit 2023-03-30:
I didn't enable downloads on this? That's stupid.

Crystal Copy

It has been 0 days since I last launched Vegas Pro 12

ExpressionYTP

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