Salad fingers vs norman bates REWRITE

Cast
Cri as norman bates
ForgottenSon as salad fingers


Crew
Written by acexperts
beat by Ihaksi
Art by SuperGamerBro
Thumbnail by Box_soldier22
Mixed by JotaSeis


Lyrics

Norman bates
Hello im bates, here like reddit, to bring you fresh hell
Im so rusty, like your spoons, don't bring em to my motel
But i'm gonna have to diss, against a little kid 
Who’s probably standing here with pants filled with piss
You should stop before i warn mother
She could murder you and your glass brother
Who hates you, your stuck in a loop of your mistakes
So tell me failed soldier, why go against miss bates

Salad fingers
Greetings chap, im salad fingers, welcome to my aboud
Peaking raps? You aint got none, so you should go home
I thought i was weird but you and cumberdale make me sick
You are so close to your mum and call me the little kid
Norman bates, we are not the same
That chap Alex wants you to be okay
Got a hotel and your mother runs it?
While you fell off, now your at the back of a rotten fish
I crave my mothers attention, just like you do
But if she found someone else, im not jealous, unlike you
So norman i suggest you go to where you come from
I guess what i'm trying to say is, your mum

Norman bates
If? Your mother found one in your brother
Your mum is frail and old, call that glass mother
Sorry for interrupting chap, its still your turn bud
But if you step to bates motel, youre getting murdered

Salad fingers
You act like that your not weird, but you are
Watching your movie is how i got mental scares
I am my glass brother so your insults about him are weak
grabbed the guts you dont have out of birds, and you call me crazy? 

Norman bates
Who am I to talk crazy? At least I have social status
While your social life has become stagnant
Call me a psycho, crazy and oedipal, i’ve heard it all
But so have you, when you talk to the wall
I know its not my business but what's in your kitchen
I have seen more healthy people out of oliver twist, prick
I apologize for not cleaning, so you will end dusty
You best stay clean, and not like your spoons, rusty
When you step in the shower you aint living forever
Your relationships are just now like marrion, severed
I would say you live but the salad thing is
Ill stab you 23 times, call ya caesar salad fingers

Salad fingers
Well done, your verse had made me more sick than your mum
If you want to not get arrested keep your motel shut
Your gonna be rusty, youre your mothers puppet
And i have not been happier since i took mine and tossed it
Your like “its norman time” your that unlikeable
Been through so many redos your literally re-psycho-ble
So your weak and its known by the internet you never see
And perkins died a decade after the fourth movies release

Salad Fingers vs Norman Bates (ft. Cri and Forgottenson)

Chaotic Rap Battles as Stan
JesseBox as Harley Quinn

Beat by Lucy Beatz II
Written, Mixed, and Edited by Matt Raichous

-LYRICS-
HARLEY
Grilling a shilling maniac villain ain’t thrilling
But the tea’s gone cold, so I might as well spill it
Don’t know where to start with those scenarios you brought up
Sweating hard and looking like you drank a fifth of vodka
I read your letters, and I thought I was crazy
You’re no Slim, but there’s no doubt you’re Shady
Blast you back to Pete Davidson if you think you’re beating me
Must be something wrong with you, I’m guessing it’s BPD
Meant to represent a parasocial wackjob
Instead you’re namesake of kids who love K-Pop
Shoulda loved your girlfriend, you needed one another
‘Bout to leave this battle quicker than you left your little brother

STAN
Dear, Quinn! I wrote you, but you still ain’t get the message
That the clown you fuckin’ with ain’t worth a third of your obsession
What’s up with that, I thought you was a brainiac (huh?)
How’d you get tangled up with a fuckin’ egomaniac
Bad Meets Evil when you’re fighting with me
How ‘bout I cut this bitch to see how much she bleeds
Ms. Too-Good-For-My-Career, running ‘round with a fuckin’ flower
Fuckin’ crying and sounding like you could use a thousand downers
Tie you up and lock you in my mother fuckin’ trunk, bitch
Drown you in my flow, off a bridge, like I’m drunk, bitch
didn’t need a Bat to beat The Joker’s biggest fan
Sincerely, yours, the man with the dub in his hand, Stan

Stan vs. Harley Quinn - Saturday Morning Rap Bonus

For some of my recent battles, I recorded quick proof-of-concept demos after one or two writing sessions to gauge opinions on the direction the project was going. I'll be posting the ones that differ meaningfully from the final product here.

This was written before we had fully figured out the tone of the battle. This definitely leans more into Kumo's writing style than mine and ultimately we decided some of the jokes were too weak or general to work so we later replaced them. The foundation of the verse stayed similar from inception to completion, though.

Dated March 14th 2022

Toothless:
You and I are different beasts, I'm nothing like you
I ain't gonna wait my turn to use the right move
Ain't showing no weakness, PIka, I'm not the type to
You ain't got the stones to handle what I'm gon Raichu

My trilogy's like my aim, brother, I don't miss
While your series been trash since dubbing it "for kids"
Your games been stupid easy for years, we know damn well
Players boot up they handheld and get they handheld
I'd never eat this electric rodent, the salmon's on
Instead I'll vaporize ya like Goku, that's how a Dragon Ball
Your shocks sent kids into hospitals, they said Porygon did
How ironic that Pokemon is this outta pocket
Owner still 10 but you getting old mad fast
You peaking, Pika, I char Char and make Ash ash
Caught you in my sights, you wiggling like a loose tooth
So when I bring the fangs out, I'm the one who chews you

Toothless vs Pikachu - Proof-Of-Concept

Written by JustGamer and YLFEthan in like an hour
Dr. Phil: Zawesome
Dr. Mario: JustGamer
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover Art by YLFEthan

Dr Phil:
Today our guest is a doctor slash drug addict
But Imma bout to shut him down like his dumb app did 
Just tragic, another life that'll be lost to abuse
Now I’m clapping this fool like I’m on Meme Review

I’d rather take a sip of Jilly Juice than ever visit you
Putting on a costume doesn’t justify the shit you do
Here's something tough to swallow, you're hardly a mainstay 
This pill-er of puzzle games is only famous cause of Melee

Dr Mario:
Take a seat Phil, I’m dropping bars like pills
Against Steve Harvey for the mentally ill 
But I'll give you a taste of your own medicine
When I'm ending this fraud of a doc like John Fetterman

Part of a balanced meal, this egghead will be breaking
All he can do is exploit mental health for ratings 
Giving the same advice as an Am I The Asshole Redditor 
I've seen higher class degrees when running a temperature

Dr. Phil:
Shut the hell up bitch. You’re ugly and stupid.
Give me 200 dollars, or else I’m gonna lose it
Been a mess since the DS, need fireballs to beat me
I mean what the hell was Dr. Luigi?

Dr. Mario:
Stay on ya boat, on the airwaves you can't stay afloat
I'm giving the shots and you couldn't get past the stroke
Seems this check-up is done, it's about time
That you get out of my exam room.. but cash me outside

Dr. Mario vs Dr. Phil - Smash Bros vs Anything

Chaotic Rap Battles as Billy Butcher
Dr. Dee as The Punisher

Written by: WoodenHornets, MultiSuperVids, and Dr. Dee

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIEEEES
WILLIAM BUTCHER
VS
THE PUNISHERRRR
BEGIN

William Butcher:
Oi knucklefuck, in gun-nuts I don’t indulge
Step up you’ll get my crowbar to your spandex bulge
You're a little Disney damsel, all pampered and whiney
Fackin hell bitch, grow up, god dammit, blimey
We have satirical wisdom, our self awareness is hashtag lit
Think I care what you say man? Well I don’t give a Punishit
From the 2004 film to your series, your career has gone to shits
I don’t know what fucked you over more, Jigsaw or Netflix

The Punisher:
So these are The Boys? HA! More like The Croods! 
You’re weak, not strong, I’ll kick your ass dude
I’ll be Mr. Steal your Girl, think I give a fuck, sir?
Just like my name sake, you know I’m boutta punish her
Why call yourselves The Boys, I count one girl on your team
Do I sense bias here? Maybe a hint of misogyny?
I'll pistol whip your pisshole til it's like Termite in your meat
You'll put the die in diabolical when I CLEAN YOU OFF THE STREETS

William Butcher:
You’ve barely had any sex yet, you’re a nasty Marvel shart
Just mad that this little cunt hasn’t used his cum pound V card
Your legacy is a bunch of cops causing mayhem disaster
Say it with me now ya cheeky cunts

The Boys:
BLACK LIVES MATTER

William Butcher:
You’re a fairy prick plagiarist, ripping tricks from Executioner 
With an egg head resembling a mix of pricks like me and Lex Luthor
And to get outsmarted by a blind guy, you’re a real fucking wanker
Now, remember what I told ya. You’re no Punisher, you’re Marvel’s canker.

The Punisher:
Your little wife got sliced and this cunts all in a strife
Now Ryan wants you dying, that’s two Deep cuts in your life
I’m sensing basic hypocrisy spitting from this hairy bum
If you hate supes so much, why’d ya down the super serum?
I’ve sent shivers down heroes and villains’ spines, you ain’t shit
Leave you and your goonies drooling from my 12 inch… clip
Swear at the world all you want ‘bout how I'm a bastard maker of dead
But it didn't need to be my bullet painting your brothers bed red

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOU DECIDE
EPIC! Uh… OH N- *gets sprayed* (while dying) rap battle parodies……

Billy Butcher vs The Punisher

Bitch, I’m a hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster

I’m a hamster, yeah I’m teeny (yeah I’m teeny)
Not an elephant, dumbass, Cricetidae (what is that)
That’s my family (oh) there’s 19 species (species)
Which one would you want to keep? Uh, that’d be me
Ooh! Everyone can agree that I’m adorable
If you do not agree, then you are horrible
I just think you might be a little jealous, for real
I keep the world spinning when I run on my wheel
Uh, gimme a tube to drink my water out of
Uh, gimme a room that I can run around in
And by a room, I mean a cage, please!
But don’t contain these thoughts or I’ll go crazy!
I got 3 years to live, so I’mma make these days count
I’ll be chewing on wood and taking shits on the ground of my cage (ewww)
What? Did you expect me to know
How to handle a toilet? Well no, you fucking hoe
Packing so many bars inside these cheek pouches
Cooking these suckas up until they ham and cheese mouses
If you’re scared of hamsters, put on your Pampers
If you hate on hamsters, I hope you die of cancer

Bitch, I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir
‘Cause I’m a motherfucking hamster
I’m a hamster
But that doesn’t mean I will dance for ya
I won’t dance for ya
I don’t mess with you, no chance, sir
There’s no chance, sir
This beat making me go ham, sir
I’m going ham, sir ‘cause I’m a hamster

i made the beat
zagranis made the mix
ultimate145, metalfireva, gamingplush64, chao, freshy kanal, swizkii, atronach's aura, mothmancha and zagranis made the eww sound

hamster rap.

Sweeney Todd Vs Patrick Bateman DEMO

Just found this in my files, completely forgot I did it
Same lyrics as the final version, I was playing around with a Pico voice filter for the entire battle and also the flow on the "turn off the business shtick" part is different

Dated November 2021

Blitzo vs Pico - Proof-Of-Concept

youtube community guidelines vs the us constitution rap battle

Quizzique as YT Community Guidelines
RaccoonBro as US Constitution 
Written by TheDangerStranger
Additional writing help by RaccoonBroVA and Quizzique
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Video edited by TheDangerStranger
Beat produced by BeeSaa Beats

US Constitution (0:18):
Straight out the Revolution, now what do I see
A miniscule set of rules who think they’re something to me
Well they’re not, now let me tell y’all what I believe
Your copyright abuse don’t fly in the land of the free
So now I’m spilling the tea, cause while I inspire governments
Your site inspires tons of pricks to hide inside and hunt for clicks
While spied on by your fuckin shit
Meanwhile you’re only occupied with findin’ all the money, dick
And you’re shite at tryna at hide it, bitch
You know who it is, reppin a country so great
You don’t the “America”, you’ll know from just “United States”
Nothing but corporate schlock written by some idiots
But I bet I pissed you off by saying “fuck” so early in the video
Got the red and white, but you got no justice, hence why you took the blue right on off
But you might wanna double check the Second Amendment, cause it’s time for me to go and shoot the shots

YT Community Guidelines (0:55):
At YouTube, we believe in spite of hating
It’s always right to help who your rhymes are scathing
That’s why the guidelines will be perfect for you,
Because during this you’ll need to take on violations
Your only fans nowadays are trigger happy bozos
Only America, I sustain a site the whole world knows
Even for your country’s documents you’re not the greatest
Your impact is easily swept by the Declaration
I’m tearing this paper page apart, Madison would weep if he saw
Now I’ll leave the National Archive Museum with an error 404
Benefit of the doubt, I don’t think your impact’s sparse
But you couldn’t beat cholesterol to America’s hearts
Supposedly infallible in the people’s eyes 
I guess that’s why they amended it fifty thousand times

US Constitution (1:32):
We the people do care for your horseshit 
Honestly it's appalling how you sort things
You see a small timer struggling to make it
And you say “Let’s give their money to massive corporations!” 
I give no fucks about goin hard
It’s a constitutional right to spit bars
You’re making your own aesthetics fuck-ugly 
Just to underpay the people who do your art
Susan fled after she took all your flaws and compounded 
She left your site in a worse state than she found it
Meanwhile the states I’ve founded are all impeccable
Well, apart from Florida, that one’s a bit regrettable 
I’m adored by my country’s residents and set precedence for presidents
While your entire userbase hates your sentiments
And the vitriol for your whole ebb and flow is evident
It’s honestly incredible

YT Community Guidelines (2:09):
Your appeal to revoke our first verse had good points, probably
Unfortunately our bots rejected it automatically.
Since my inception, I’ve been bout protecting communities 
From some corruption and all the dangers, see
While this dude’s sections are out here advocating for slavery 
Then you banned the ability to ban it
Cause you were written by some slimy bandits
Only became reasonable after they changed you a ton
And the state of your country’s still just a dump
No surprise your biggest rep’s a lawyer running criminal schemes
So I crushed the Constitution like I do creators’ dreams.


YouTube Community Guidelines vs. The US Constitution - Rap Battle! (YouTube vs Anything)

The demo track I recorded for Megumin vs Ralsei.
Dated March 2023

Megumin vs Ralsei - Eddie's Demo

Welcome to the seventeenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two antisocial psychopaths (they're just like me fr!!) it's the hitman i'd definitely hit on, Anton Chigurh! Looking NOT to choke against a monster with no name… but imma say his name anyways! Johan Liebert!

Lyrics:
Anton Chigurh:
What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss? Cus your mom lost her son to a toss up.
Traded you off for your sister and tossed you aside for her cause bud.
Caught cosplaying "dear Ana", flipping from heads to tails to get your way
But then lost your head chasing your sister's tail, and in the hospice you stayed.
When Tenma raised you from the grave, he flipped your world on its head
Became obsessed over his metrics, I'm not talking coins when you lost your sense
So polished for someone so counterfeit, all the shine but none of the value then
I heard your sister knew that when your noggin got skewered in 
A bad hand you were dealt but her hand held the trigger to do it friendo, yet, I won't shoot and miss.

Johan Liebert:
Tell me, what do you think is the ultimate fear? Being a tool to be thrown or a fool only known from one film of note?
You couldn't goad me in your scope when it's so minimal
The scope of my plans makes yours pitiful, can't kill a man blow for blow but that's typical
Another hitman being miserable, do you reminisce at all? Of how you missed loves interval?
No one's hitting on this interloper, ironic. It's like you're the world's only man!
It seems you're entranced by fate, allow me to point with my hand and coin up your path
Can't make sense of cents in your laymon trash
Suppress your guns like the pain of your makeshift cast
To tempt me is to mess with fates end
Best leave with your life, or crash once again.

Anton Chigurh:
All right, you claim to be fate, despite being worshiped as alt right
You are not sly, they claim to have your faith committing false crimes.
A monster without a name? Consuming people in its wake
But all I see is a spoiled prince who's conning sheeps all in his way.
Tricked a blind man into seeing you, taught some small kids to be alike inside.
But if they saw you here, they'd see a child's perfect suicide.
Spent your entire life eluded by your mother
But for a price I would've found and shot her like any other bumbling bluffer.
"You don't have to do this" is what she'd utter when I gun her.
You'll die for wasting my time, but I might let Ava go. It's the best I can do for my trouble.

Johan Liebert: 
How hypocritical to offer me a deal with no chance of survival 
You must not believe in your own spiel to cap me, entitled. 
So quick to for-go your ideals when attacking his wife's home
Check your own boots for the licks you get when taking your rivals
You're not your father's disciple, he might've had high hopes
That his son wouldn't become a psycho, you know who you are and don't try to right woes.
I wouldn't hire you for work because you're quite slow with a look that isn't discrete
Your boss made the right choice with those cartel fiends.
You wouldn't last a day in my youth, you lived a kinder life while I was stuck in Kinderheim 
Would've been another kid to die while I tip them my piece of mind!
You're nothing more than a swine, see why they call me a monster with my eyes
This time Anton, you won't survive another accident when you're on the brink.
I'm done with this, muddled your philosophy, now…. how about a drink?

-CAST-
Anton Chigurh: MetalFireVa
Johan Liebert: Toni Rigatoni

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN, and s8n/N o
Beat: https://youtu.be/rPt7WNjwXTM
Beat Produced by: Dansonn
Mixed by: jort

Anton Chigurh vs Johan Liebert - (Quick Diss) #17

Backup / Behind the scenes account for Eddiefrb and ANIMATION VS ANYTHING

Blitzo vs Pico - Proof-Of-Concept

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