Full Demos

Me as This Man and Trollface
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by InsaneBeatz

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
THIS MAN
VS
TROLLFACE
BEGIN!

This Man:
How about you sit down, I can tell you’re torn up
Rose from image boards but now your image bores us
I’ve got a chilling tone, the most skilled opponent who will unload
With the flows to send this troll back under, I’m the Billy GOAT
You’d think Ramirez was an alchemist with all that he’s sold
And yet he failed to turn your irony to comedy gold
Yeah, now this mug’s firing shots
Against the idol of every 12 year old child on Black Ops
Cut through you with malice
I’m Krueger, you’re Alice
‘Cause my face haunts dreams, yours just haunts sleep paralysis
You’ll take number two so I know that shit-eating grin’s hurting
How ‘bout you go on a Trollface Quest for a chin surgeon 
The MC straight from your REM sleep onto TV
You’re stuck on rage comics while I’m making Shonen Weekly
You’re bound to wind up like Pepe, locked in the net’s attic
‘Cause with your history of bigotry, you’re pretty problem-atic

Trollface:
Hon hon, oui oui, why don’t you go back to Italy
You can call me Eduard ‘cause I’m about to Khil the beat
Hunnid K dollar face so like your marketing, I’ll be stunting 
Ain’t seen dream dudes be proven this fake since speedrunning (LOL)
Is the fact your story’s sketchy surprising
Drawn looking like Kin Kid in a midlife crisis
I’d never go to Brazil or this teacher might get my child
Screw X-Files, that creepy stare tells me you’re from the Pedo-Files
My flow game’s mad, bro, you’re stepping in a trollfest 
So how about you call me Rick, I’m on a Roll (rekt!)
Go dream of some bitches, that old Shrek face gets no sex
Floating up to chicks like…so no head?
This won’t be the first time 4chan exposed this cuck’s ass
So how about you bathe in oil and go find who the fuck asked
You better hold still ‘cause if this Creepypasta draws nearer
I’ll be ruining a CP freak like Black Mirror

This Man:
Your font’s quite ironic when your bars can’t leave an Impact
With those raps I gotta ask, have you ever seen a diss, man?
Floating above clouds, makes sense you’ve got little drip 
Sir, your figure isn’t fitting since your image didn’t stick

Trollface:
Corona babofa, I’m going mask off, you’ll die today
Ending you for good and spitting sick, Viral K
No Christ is here to repent for our sins
So neither of us will be spared when the Trollge begins

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
WE DECIDE
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

This Man vs Trollface. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

The demo track I recorded for Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap.
Dated September 2022

Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Blue vs Monokuma
Dated July 2022

Blue vs Monokuma - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Blitzo vs Pico
Dated January 2022

Blitzo vs Pico - Eddie's Demo

The final demo track I recorded for duck vs goose
Dated February 2022

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Toothless vs Pikachu.
Dated August 2022

Toothless vs Pikachu - Eddie's Demo

Saul Goodman Vs. Daredevil

Welcome to episode 2 of TableTop Rap Battles, where these absorbers of orbs take bites out of each other!

Danii as Hungry Hungry Hippos
https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Fightmarker as Pac-Man
https://www.youtube.com/@fightmarker

Written by Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Art by WAN
Thumbnail by Quiz

Hungry Hungry Hippo (0:11)
If you wanna win the game, you gotta take good aim
Not roam around a maze searchin’, for some ghosts to maim
It’s a household name, with the childhood acclaim
You think you’re the same, but your console fame is down the drain

It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed my face
The only phantom here’s your cabinets now haunting the arcades
I was entertaining kids before they made your ugly mug
While your memes only pleased Gen Z til you got swept under the Rugg

Pac-Man (0:33)
This hippo with the fattest waist wants to face it up and fight?
It’s a hunk of plastic waste against the greatest of all time
I eat a track like power pellets, better start to flee like Clyde
If you’re so damn hungry hungry then I’ll serve you by the slice

Yo, you say my game’s the ghost while you eat dust at Hasbro
Think you’re family friendly? You got kids slapping your ass, bro
You must’ve lost your marbles, like your film’s producers, they got scattered
Then a child found them, and now your whole gag’s a choking hazard

Hungry Hungry Hippo (0:56)
All those burns are useless, man, I got redeemed by ICE
I eat your flames and spit them back, your fire hydrant won’t suffice
Trapped inside a haunted maze, is eating pellets such a struggle?
When your brand feeds off of you so much, should really call it Nom-co

I’ve got a conga line, you couldn’t conjure lines to buy your shit
Franchise is half-assed, so it makes sense Midway acquired it
This nerd should know he can’t compare to the bite of a hippopotamus
Because my stomach’s like your fall from grace: Bottomless

Pac-Man (1:19)
Your redemption’s like a plastic broken jaw, there still ain’t no budgin’
Shit’s as trusty as your tournaments, they both got Rogue Judges
My fruity power-ups demolish all your Veggies
Cover genres, while your online fanbase is just like your teeth: edgy

They call me Puck Man, you’re just a Piggy Punk, man
You’re outta luck, man, I don’t give a fuck, man
Gaming mascot 1, groups of 3-4, I eat ‘em all
So you can call me Level 256, ‘cus I’m unbeatable

Hungry Hungry Hippos vs Pac-Man - TableTop Rap Battles #2 (ft. Danii and Fightmarker)

Dababy vs. Optimus Prime - Royal Rap Battle!


Danii As Dababy 


Swizkii As Optimus Prime 


Art by Forgottensons & Supergamerbro 


Mixed by Light_IWNL


Special thanks to Snakebite126


Chiselled by Raisu Battle


Written by King Ducky


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Dababy:

Less goooo, (yuh) you wanna face me? Dababy? (huh?)

Bitches crazy for me, the only hoes you know are Mercedes (haha)

Saturday morning is a sadder day morning for you fans cuz your show has died 

Yuh yuh, ain’t it funny how optimistic Optimus is past his prime? (Oh!)


So I say you stop it and listen (uhuh) every single shot you be missing (For real)

But if this trash bin’s my opposition I’ll pull out the nine, traumatise all the children (yeah!)

You used to get women but Megatron pulled up and put your bitch down (Ouch)

Ariel’s no longer under the sea, that hoe is six feet under the ground! 


Optimus Prime:

Seems you didn't do your research Kirk, you’ve always been a cop out

See, she and I were rebuilt jerk, don’t try to school me drop out

Your lines are only slapping when your palm lines collide with a woman's face

So do the same as you did after that day: Don’t say shit and walk off the stage


Can’t even create an apology properly so what makes you think you can mess with me?

A balding mumbo jumbo mumble rapper can't even get close to my legacy!

You’re just another fad among many and your bars clearly show that

But I’ll aim for that big target atop your large head, haha no cap


Dababy:

When my fans pull up they pull up vids of them doin’ pull-ups (yuh?)

When your fans pull up all they do is pull up their Pull-Ups, I PULL UP


Step to my group you’ll be leavin’ in two, you’ll look the same as your palette: Red, black and blue

Everyone prefers Bumblee over you bitch ass, plus your movies def belong down the chute (Wooh!)

Bay directed that shit, explains why it blew like your shoulder when I pop out the glock and then shoot

Like you were Brawn, now there goes your brawn. You’ll be taking bronze, silver goes to my crew (yeah)


When these bullets reach your cranium (yuh?) you’ll be turning grey again (true!)

And this time no one will be savin’ him (nope!) it loses stakes, no more playin’ pretend 

You basic bitch, when facing this I'll forge this trash bin ass into my hand warmer

With your ships, not Seaspray (nah), I'm not surprised they call ya Trans-formers! (Ayyy haha)


Optimus Prime:

When Optimus Prime is rocking the mic he’s already erased the thought of mercy

I'm not surprised you’d be droppin’ a rhyme like that considering your controversies 

Committing robberies when you got lots of green? Heh, that's quite depressing, yet 

I wouldn't put trust in your beliefs since you think Kanye should be president! (Nah)


I'm not usually as mean but when faced teeny fiends i’ll easily split them at the seams

Your fame wouldn't be the same as it is today if not for the memes

Ironic, a mugging got you a mug shot, for a third time you’ve been caught now

Luckily for you I'm done going all out… Autobots, roll out


Dababy vs. Optimus Prime - Royal Rap Battle!

Main Cast:
RNG as The Engineer 
M!CAH as Ned Kelly

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Art: 3ple (Borrowed from Dilly!)

Battle:

The Engineer:
Listen partner, you don't want to get a battle started 
Though I know problems’ll come given the path you've charted
Got 11 degrees and machines to blow past your defenses 
But with all of those crimes you think you’d have some sort of cents/sense, kid

Now I respect a man for fighting for what he believed in
But you shouldn't let a hostage spoil your plans for the weekend
Father wouldn't spill a drop, see. He went 6 feet deep to dropsy
And I actually solve my problems, that's where we are different

Now listen, I get your name is a bit of an icon
But ya let your fortress crumble with no team left to rely on
And with the mile long pages of your manifesto tainted
It wouldn’t take any cosmetics to let the walls get painted (Nope)

To some your a hero, to others a villain
From saving a kid from drowning, to in and out of prison
Was chasing horses around instead of horsing around
But life would Short Circuit when uncle let Power down

Ned Kelly:
It's quite comical thinking that you're the type to make a difference 
When you’re called to complete a few tasks whilst I'm on a mission
Efficient in my vision, and I don’t mean to make a scene
But like the skin ‘round ya hand I’m about to break the seams 

Left your team in the dust so your boss could continue her destruction
While my name’s become iconic for putting a stop to corruption
A Gunslinger shooting sloppy shots isn't good I reckon
Everything’s bigger in Texas including the hole in ya head, dick

But I don’t think he’d understand, cause this lad seems quite dense
Yells “cheers” with a beer and calls that his defense
And how he still has any relevance is a bit of a mystery
Since the backstory of this cunts family is far more interesting 

And I’d know a thing or two about that, followed my father’s footsteps 
Would say the same for you, but he doesn’t have a foot left
Man was a walking forklift before his brains were scattered 
Cause I am Ned Kelly and you’re a dead bastard

The Engineer:
I don't think you know what you're getting into 
When you’re taking shot for no legs but that's exactly how the cops could get you
Either they be dead or imprisoned your family tree is broken
Seems that the noose wasn't the only thing that left you choking

Ya think roping your siblings into your mess makes you look tough
I mean ya got tons to spare, parents figured eight is enough
Aim a shot at your head, pull the trigger: you’re dead
And when Ned’s full of lead no way he's getting up again

Ned Kelly:
Oh don’t act like you're better than the rest of your crew
You see an obstacle in your way and now its a target to shoot
But when a Con crosses Kelly a mechanic’s getting caught in trouble
When the real life Iron Man leaves your machines as mere rubble

Oh now, don't get your overalls all twisted up mate
Even if displays of flames are what make you shit the place
And yes they hung me up but my legacy last beyond a fight
So hats off as his story meets its end, such is life

The Engineer vs Ned Kelly - TF2 vs Anything (ft. RNG and M!CAH)

lyrics:

Ayo
This a song about
My, my stepdad
Let's see if this ever happened to you
I, I hate
My, my stepdad
One thing that sticks in my craw
When I was six and I saw my stepfather hittin' my mom
Socked her right in her eyeball
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
With all the pictures that I draw of
Shit that I've already witnessed, this probably twisted my thoughts
All I can hear is drama with mom and him
I can always hear 'em arguin' down the hallways
The walls are thin so the noise is startin' to feel like the norm
My dog pissed on the carpet, he stomped it so hard
Doctors had to put it down
He killed my chihuahua, this motherfucker
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
Outside, I look like I'm calm
Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
'Cause of this motherfucker, who sticks his dick in my mom (my mom)
Last night, he said I left the kitchen light on
But he walked in there this morning and purposely flipped it, I saw him
Hickory switch to my bottom, I counted sixty-nine times
He swatted me with it, I'd cry
He just started hittin' me harder
God, I just wish I could jaw him
If I could get my weight up
But I'm just a second grader
This prick is bigger than I am
But I've been readin' at school about this shit called liquid cyanide
I'm fantasizin' at night when he's sleepin' at just the right time
Sneak up with a lethal injection and put him down like they did to my dog
I'm talkin' euthanasia (euthanasia), like kids in Taiwan
This fuckin' shit's like Saigon (Saigon)
Neighbors called police on him
So many battery charges, this dude's like lithium ion
Then mom and him let bygones (bygones), just be bygones
So on eggshells, I walk and just try not to piss this guy off
But this why I
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
So this year, I'm goin' to the fifth and I'm tall
I'm five foot six on my block, I'm the toughest kid but I got
Way bigger fish to fry, which is why I'm tryna get this bitch to fly off
The handle and wait for the fist to fly to put this guy in a pine box
He's always lookin' for chaos but tonight I've cooked up a plan
So this Christmas, I got some color books and some crayons
I'm layin' on the floor, in the living room with some friends colorin'
He walks by, kicks my arm and goes "Whoops" and just laughs
I yelled for mom (mom) and as she's rushin' to my defense
I stood up and said, "Fuck you punk" and I took off and ran
To my bedroom, as I fled
Knowin' shit would hit the fan
Slammed the door and hid behind it with an aluminum bat
He kicked it in
I swung it hard as I could at his head
His noodle went splat, he fell right at the foot of my bed
I'm a little bit scared but my anger's overtooken the fear
I threw down the bat and just started whoopin' his ass
Beat him with my bare hands, the big bad wolf ain't so bad
"Ding-dong, " the pussy is dead, the bully finally gets his
Stomped him until he pissed enough to fill a two liter with
Then buried him next to my dog
And if I go to juvie for this, I'ma tell 'em
I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)
'Cause I, I, hate
My, my stepdad (stepdad)
So tonight I'm sayin'
"Bye-bye stepdad" (stepdad)

prod. by kendrick lamar
coverart by serena
special thanks to shadow money wizard gang

Peashooter! (feat. Freshy Kanal)

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-lWPY9D18

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
Cause he's done youtube long before me…what the f*ck happened
Your buddy lives with boulders, and you? Under a rock…
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining, oh you’re not
I mean you were an OG creator something like we hadn't seen before
But all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

Nathaniel:
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced
But I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor

Bathaniel:
But think you can rock? 

Nathaniel:
You’re just a blank piece of paper 
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

Scott:
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?

Terry Lesler:
*gunshot* Beef? 

Jerry Attricks:
*gunshot* Therapist! 

Target Employee:
*gunshot* Job at Target? 

Rex Mohs:
*gunshot* A dad!

Jeb Jab:
*gunshot* Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!

Scott:
Ooo so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean sure we've collabed a few times but I hardly call us rivals
So yeah I enjoy your content… I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?

Nathaniel:
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd

Jerry Attricks:
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard

Nathaniel:
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily cuz you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid Top 10 times Scott lost to Nathaniel B

Credits:
Cri as Scott The Woz
Dan as Nathaniel Bandy

Cri as Jerry Attricks, Target Employee, and Terry Lesler
Dan as Bathaniel Nandy, Rex Mohs, and Jeb Jab

Written by Taiga and Powerofdan
Demo’d by Taiga
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearranged by Powerofdan
Special Thanks: Harry

Scott The Woz vs Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

The demo track I recorded for Denji vs Wolverine.

Features alternative lyrics for the end of Wolverine's first verse and the start of Wolverine's second verse. The former was changed following a suggestion from the voice actor and the latter is the infamous "rizz" bar that my crew server (rightfully) bullied me into changing LMAOO

Dated February 2023

Denji vs Wolverine - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman.

Dated June 2023

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Eddie's Demo

Swoldow as Freddy
GRASMAN as Roosevelt
Mixed by jort
beat by allrounda

Announcer:
Rap Battles!
Theodore Roosevelt 
Vs.
Freddy Fazbear!
Begin!


Theodore Roosevelt:
Let’s get this settled: I’m a rebel with the medals that’ll drop you,
Death couldn’t fight me if you stuffed me in a costume!
Maybe when I’m resting, on a job I don’t sleep.
Ain’t talkin SB when I bury you six feet deep.
Now let’s compare this metal freak to the G.O.A.T,
You take a look at your own face and stopped your spree
It’s not the critic who counts but god damn that pizza!
That’s what's dropping bodies at Freddy’s, not William! 

Freddy Fazbear:
Moose against bear?, you lost in this pair 
Maybe grow a few inches to make this fight fair 
see nothing but a stare, you best get prepared
you don’t have a speech that’ll stop this jump scare!
I’d stuff you into a suit, but none would fit
Love skinny dipping but you don’t got drip 
How’d you win a peace prize with your racism 

Hand unit:
Fazbear Entertainment ain’t responsible for that sick diss

Theodore Roosevelt:
I fought and won a war, I’m not afraid 
surprised you didn’t scrap your verse and write it again
Got broken and withered, now no kid wants to play with you
But I got no problem playing hunter with bears like you 
I’m all for saving land, but don’t listen to Smokey bear, okay?
Either way it’s bad advice, look at the fire in your games 
All that heat, yet you still fail to spit me up some flames 
I took your mother and gave her a “Happiest Day”!

Freddy Fazbear:
Why don’t you conserve fredeez nuts, cowboy 
You’re only ever chiseled plastered on Rushmore 
Spitting ice from my music box, more frozen than my pizza is 
You look like a mix of Grasman, and a Pringles packet!
I hear the secrets that you keep (hor hor hor)
Can’t kill you awake? I’ll do it in your sleep
Poor excuse of a hunter, you’re maybe a Girl Scout 
Cuz it’s teddy season when the lights go out…

Freddy Fazbear vs. Theodore Roosevelt | NIGHT ONE

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