Full Demos

The demo track I recorded for Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap.
Dated September 2022

Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Blue vs Monokuma
Dated July 2022

Blue vs Monokuma - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Blitzo vs Pico
Dated January 2022

Blitzo vs Pico - Eddie's Demo

The final demo track I recorded for duck vs goose
Dated February 2022

The Duck Song vs Untitled Goose Game - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Toothless vs Pikachu.
Dated August 2022

Toothless vs Pikachu - Eddie's Demo

This was a custom instrumental produced by Benlab Crimson Diablo that was never finished for a variety of reasons. The finished part of the beat is meant to correspond to Suicide Mouse's first verse. Yes, this was a seperate version of the battle from the one that used New French by Anywaywell.

Dated August 2022

(SCRAPPED UNFINISHED) Suicidemouse.avi vs Needlem0use Instrumental

Two titans of the cards industry deck it out in the series debut of TableTop Rap Battles!

Freeced as Poker
Quizzique as Uno

Written by Quizzique, Alchemyking, Freeced
Mixed and Arranged by GlitchDude
Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quiz
Beat prod. by Anywaywell

Poker (0:11)
IT’S POKER NIGHT!
From diamonds to hearts, I’m the poster child
Your fans are like Texas, hold ‘em tight
But for this loner it’s hopeless, I’mma
Blow jokers out like your open mics
Servers must have overheated from Markiplier’s exposures
Now I’m stirring up the flames cause I’m fire with pokers

You couldn’t compare to the stacks that I’m dishin’
Gambling is my mission, my game needs precision for every decision
You’ll need some ambition for this competition
What your fans are missin’ is brains, they envision the colors because it’s
Appealing to the mindless children that flock in your fanbase like pigeons
And flooding the market with SPECIAL EDITIONS

You rode on waves of hype and managed to keep your fame, right
But I’ve got blackjack, while you’re the black sheep of Game Night
You split friendships and families apart more than I cut the deck
Don’t care you lose the heart of the cards, long as you cut a cheque

Uno (0:48)
That whole play was awful, so now I’m jumpin in
Leave a hole punched in you cus you’re out of commission
You say I’m cutting cheques, I’m saying check your cuts
Casinos taking thousands out of players, now they bet the dust

Forget the Jack of Spades, I’m the jack of trades
Your cheatin’ players jacking trades, try my rules and they won’t last a game
You’re past your fame, your only audience is rich kids with depression
I’m the superior game of luck cus I’m dealin in 7s

You’re boring me more than the boardwalks that you’re shoring
Put the chalk up to the scoreboard and you’ll see who’s really scoring
I’d think you were a poker chip the way you’ve been dispensed, dude
Like my +2s, I’d say the odds are stacked against you

Poker (1:24)
Check my legacy, millions of users playing on desktops
You only spawned a couple of losers screaming on Xbox
I’m going coast to coast, you go Uno and Dos
I go big or go home, while your hands only go for broke

My game is so dope, it’s making people draw in Westerns
While all of your draw cards couldn’t even draw investors
I’m one of a kind, you’re crazy eights straight out the bargain bin
But enter the casino gates, you know the house will always win

Uno (1:48)
I got a deuce with my verses, royally flush this gaming turd
Got players’ blood pumping, looks like you hit a Vegas nerve
You’re getting skipped, at such a loss you’ll need to be reimbursed
Now I’m Flippin this battle, let’s send this track in reverse

Chop it up, like drawing a card I’m going off the top
Only bitches play poker, and I ain’t just talking dogs
I shed your insults off like they’re fleas, you’re nothing but a disease
Winning this gamble with ease, cus I’ve got tricks up my sleeves

Once respectable crime, it is such a pity
You’re getting forgotten in time - Atlantis City
Such a snore, you should’ve chosen War to play a waiting game
If you wanna win so bad, all you gotta do is say my name

Poker vs Uno - TableTop Rap Battles #1 (ft. Freeced)

MetaMachine as Face
JustGamer as No-Face

LYRICS:
FACE:
Hi there! Face here! And right there, No-Face is near!
Think I’m scared? You ain’t feared - A 10 year old left you in tears
You’re a phantom throwing tantrums - less mature than my audience
You can forget the train, how bout you ride on me instead?
(Too too toot) Sit down, you Marionette doll
Your film must stink if you’re the most iconic part of it all!
Before you puke up a wack verse, get that frog out your throat
Because No-Face is up next, let’s hope this white boy doesn’t choke!

NO-FACE:
The face of Nick Jr? This is child’s play
Too bad your reboot already took your spirit away
You’re about as good as Blueface when it comes to rap
Take all those goofy sound effects off, and what do you have?
Ugh, you basic as fuck! Emoji looking ass - your commercials suck!
Get off of my monitor, I’ve had enough - That is no face that a mother could love
Though maybe for lunch, I’ll go mask off ‘cause I haven’t eaten yet
I’m shutting this battle down now that we’re faced with a blue screen of death

Written by: Matthew
Mixed & Mastered by: Zagranis
Beat Produced by: Michael Mars

Face vs No-Face (feat. MetaMachine & JustGamer)

July 1, 2023

Face vs No Face. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Shorts.

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-lWPY9D18

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
Cause he's done youtube long before me…what the f*ck happened
Your buddy lives with boulders, and you? Under a rock…
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining, oh you’re not
I mean you were an OG creator something like we hadn't seen before
But all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

Nathaniel:
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced
But I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor

Bathaniel:
But think you can rock? 

Nathaniel:
You’re just a blank piece of paper 
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

Scott:
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?

Terry Lesler:
*gunshot* Beef? 

Jerry Attricks:
*gunshot* Therapist! 

Target Employee:
*gunshot* Job at Target? 

Rex Mohs:
*gunshot* A dad!

Jeb Jab:
*gunshot* Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!

Scott:
Ooo so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean sure we've collabed a few times but I hardly call us rivals
So yeah I enjoy your content… I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?

Nathaniel:
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd

Jerry Attricks:
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard

Nathaniel:
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily cuz you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid Top 10 times Scott lost to Nathaniel B

Credits:
Cri as Scott The Woz
Dan as Nathaniel Bandy

Cri as Jerry Attricks, Target Employee, and Terry Lesler
Dan as Bathaniel Nandy, Rex Mohs, and Jeb Jab

Written by Taiga and Powerofdan
Demo’d by Taiga
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearranged by Powerofdan
Special Thanks: Harry

Scott The Woz vs Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

Nighteye : RaccoonBroVA
King Kai : MetaMachine

Written by Kamren.
Beat Prod. : MTC Beatz
Mixed by Kamren

Nighteye :
Mirio, if you're trying to amuse me, forget it 
'Cuz I refuse to laugh from Roshi's sloppy seconds
You're slow as a turtle when getting to the punchline
I'll blitz through like Piccolo, you're wasting my time
My students smile for a brighter future
For generations to come at the cost of my life 
Yours doesn't know a thing about humor
'Cept he went home to his wife while you wait for the revive
I'll predict all the shit you'll say and switch it around
Can't say if I got jumped when the Ginyus Forced in your house
You won't get my stamp of approval 
So come take the pen from me and tell me how you've been crucial

King Kai :
That verse was a joke? You're gonna have to be more clever
Not one single chuckle, even Yamcha's done better 
And I don't mean the monkey when you're playing Bubbles dirty
But you're gonna get chased with that machine so... quirky
Now that's how to do a pun!
Though my antennas couldn't find for me to give a puck
Dude you’re a lousy schmuck, and what's worse, bud?
Got that foresight for luck, and still got a hole in your gut

Nighteye :
Don't you dare mock me for the sacrifice I made
Goku flocked to escape when got played by Cell's game
Makes sense why you're blue faced, choked when you catch fades
A God of Destruction the way you're scared, I'm wide awake!
Midoriya can't press me, what made you think you could?
Didn't need a spirit bomb, one verse was all it took
To send the North Kai south, and with that you're out
Not just a trash talking half pint, you're that and a clown

King Kai :
Don't even have the weights on but I'm dragging you downright 
Might as well call up.. oh wait! Sorry, the clock's hands' tied
You couldn’t walk a mile in my shoes, let alone Snake Way
A second rate Aizawa that Horikoshi left erased!
The future's set in stone? Let's take a look at your third year
All that kid end up doing was showing off his rear
He lost his quirk.. then got it back? Ironically tragic
Your final moment blew up in your face worse than Planet Namek
Have Eri rewind this battle cuz I'm twisting your film reel
Since you're more full of yourself than Goku eating a meal
But hey, thanks for the fun! I'm sure we'll meet again
When you arrive on my planet with a halo above your head


Sir Nighteye vs King Kai - My Hero Academia vs Anything! #11 (ft. RaccoonBroVA and MetaMachine)

**HEY, LITTLE GUYS!! IT'S MONTGOMERY GATOR VS ROY KOOPA - RAP BATTLE!!**

DISCLAIMER!!! This has been written and recorded since December last year, so there's NOTHING about the Ruin DLC. If you were hoping for a line about Monty in that uhhh.. Hold on lemme think
“You’re so broke and cheap you look like you do in the DLC!!”
there..

**CREDITS**

Luke Reardon as Montgomery Gator
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LukeReardon12

Cole Thompson (DillyDally) as Roy Koopa
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dillydally.1104  

Video edited by Shimario 
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShimarioRapBattles

Art by Luke Reardon

Written by Luke Reardon

Beat Produced by Anywaywell

Mixed by Cole Thompson (DillyDally)

Special Thanks to the bhys back at home

**LYRICS**

Monty:
Hey LITTLE GUY (hey!), you think you’re tough? You’re a SMALL FRY! (hey!)
Haven’t seen a kid so weak since a breach in security, you know by the end this KID’LL DIE (hey!)
Your bars probably WRITTEN BY (hey!), a brother with a brain of a BIGGER SIZE (hey!)
No way you’ll dismember this member of the band, remember, 
I’ll pierce through a Koopa with these CLAWS OF MINE          
So what’cha worried for? You’ve been beat before!
I’m SURE that's the reason they leave you outta the COURT
You resort to kart racing, but golf’s my SPORT
So I’ll putt you to Roxy Raceway with my club like FOOOOOORE
That's a hole in one!
Leave a turtle like Bonnie when this rap is done!
I’m Hurricane’s FINEST, my skills are the HIGHEST
Now show me your STYLE KID, I’m quick to go VIOLENT

Roy: 
I’mma show you my style, you plastic crocodile,
Each word will shoot through you just like a missile
Hit you with another lawsuit, Bullet Bills
Send you down to the trash chute, Bully Kills
You’re the lamest villain, and I know you gotta be
How could I be threatened when your name’s Montgomery? 
A golfer with an ego, and the wirings faulty
I’d have harder struggles with a mole named Monty!
You got no legs to stand on, cuz you fell off
The only shady thing about you is the shades you rock
You’re not the star of show, you’re just a Filler Croc
Dude, the paparazzi’d leave you froze in a shock
With an ego so big, it's making me wonder,
Does this mini golf gator got a mini putter?
Damn right I’m a bully, now I’m the croc hunter
Turn you to a purse and make you wish you were kinder

Monty: 
Wow, you gotta bigger mouth than your brother
Thinking you’re something but you’re just like the others
Yeah, you’re in Smash Bros, but you’re not the first Roy,
In every single matchup, you would be the worst choice!
They shoehorned this clown in a CLOWN CAR 
as an alternate costume, cuz your power is ON PAR 
With that of JUNIOR, man, you’re a LOSER
when your daddy thinks a baby’s stronger than YOU ARE
You peaked in 3, when you ruled the sky
But seeing you on the Wii, I can tell you’re dry
Now you’re as big as your mountain, and I mean your size
Your fame’s an illusion, you’re a first boss kinda guy
This Boom Boom didn’t improve,
Hasn’t had a personality since the cartoon
You’ll forever be another enemy in the fleet
Who only takes 3 taps on the head to defeat

Roy: 
DOOOH SHUT UP! I should’ve gone first..
I’m surprised FUNKO never leaked your verse
You’re one to talk, you’re only in one game
Thanks to bugs and your buds, look at what it became!
Freddy ain’t the only one to crash in a performance
Hell, anyone who played crashed from the performance!
No kid’ll choose golf over playing with lasers,
They could be stuck in a maze, or even HAVIN A RACE (EEEERRRRRrrrrrrrr)
…Never mess with a Koopaling!
Each word’s gonna sting like a lock of springs
Dude, even Lemmy got bigger balls than you 
You got crushed by your own when a screw was loose
You look confused, always walking aimlessly
Go unleash your clones, hope they’re not chasing me!
I’m the MAN who’s MANNING the CANNON
who’ll put an END to your story, now my WIN is CANON!

That's it! Hope you enjoyed this battle!

-LewK

Montgomery Gator Vs Roy Koopa -RAP BATTLE-

The demo track I recorded for Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman.

Dated June 2023

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Eddie's Demo

Funny Scrogus (Spelunky) VS Chimmy (Chimmy) - Rap Battles of Whatever

ThanosQuack as Funny Scrogus
Korekitten as Chimmy
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by Korekitten
Beat by Stoic
Thumbnail by Rosenthal
Special Thanks to dad_as_heck and garbageGothic

0:00

Rap Battles of Whatever! Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy! Begin!

Scrogus (0:19)

(Uh) Scrogus, the coolest rapper ever to be
Against dimwit Chimmy, but he’s no enemy, please
I’m a jellyfish, you die one single step in the sea
Consider this the second time you’re on a record and beat
You're not that threatening to me, I'm not even phased
How the hell is permanent walking a fucking speedrun game?
(Yeah) And your diet of apples makes it obvious
You'll never find a doctor and youll never fucking talk to one

Chimmy (0:38)

You know it's Chimmy so don't fuck with me
Who even are you? Dude, you make the ocean fishy
But it’s no surprise that when you go spelunking
You’re so outta place, it makes Scrogus Funny
Don’t need those OC’s to change your look, bro
I’ll beat you so hard, I’m achieving purple
(Uh) But you wanna know the most sad thing?
Your only interaction with dad is when he makes you a sandwich

Scrogus (0:57)

Oh, you jealous of the jellyfish?
People travel ‘round the globe to revel in my excellence
You’re a ghoulish creature. (Yeah) Nobody wants you
You must be demonic ‘cause SummoningSalt blocks you
And where’s your costume? Public nudity’s a crime, dawg.
I may wear shades, but you’ll burn my fucking eyes off.
No wonder people can’t even improve their speedruns
Playing your game is already the biggest time loss.

Chimmy (1:17)

Bitch, don’t come for my fans, that just ain’t true
The same people who praise you like to inhale glue
You’re crazy to think you’re famous dude,
You may have escaped a forgotten arcade game, but all your players did the same with you
(Yuh) And your wiki is a mystery
I’m missing the reason behind the hard R that you’ve hidden deep
I got the W, so there’s no runners left, kid
‘Cause it’s on the record, you’ve one/won second

Scrogus

Oh yeah? Well, Undertale 2
best game ever bitch. sans undertale eats ketchup. fucker.

Chimmy

Don’t even get me fucking started, if you know videogames at all, youve probably heard of chimmy. Released in 1983 for camoco vision box its one of the most beloved videogames of all time (fades off)

Funny Scrogus VS Chimmy - Rap Battles of Whatever

Swoldow as Freddy
GRASMAN as Roosevelt
Mixed by jort
beat by allrounda

Announcer:
Rap Battles!
Theodore Roosevelt 
Vs.
Freddy Fazbear!
Begin!


Theodore Roosevelt:
Let’s get this settled: I’m a rebel with the medals that’ll drop you,
Death couldn’t fight me if you stuffed me in a costume!
Maybe when I’m resting, on a job I don’t sleep.
Ain’t talkin SB when I bury you six feet deep.
Now let’s compare this metal freak to the G.O.A.T,
You take a look at your own face and stopped your spree
It’s not the critic who counts but god damn that pizza!
That’s what's dropping bodies at Freddy’s, not William! 

Freddy Fazbear:
Moose against bear?, you lost in this pair 
Maybe grow a few inches to make this fight fair 
see nothing but a stare, you best get prepared
you don’t have a speech that’ll stop this jump scare!
I’d stuff you into a suit, but none would fit
Love skinny dipping but you don’t got drip 
How’d you win a peace prize with your racism 

Hand unit:
Fazbear Entertainment ain’t responsible for that sick diss

Theodore Roosevelt:
I fought and won a war, I’m not afraid 
surprised you didn’t scrap your verse and write it again
Got broken and withered, now no kid wants to play with you
But I got no problem playing hunter with bears like you 
I’m all for saving land, but don’t listen to Smokey bear, okay?
Either way it’s bad advice, look at the fire in your games 
All that heat, yet you still fail to spit me up some flames 
I took your mother and gave her a “Happiest Day”!

Freddy Fazbear:
Why don’t you conserve fredeez nuts, cowboy 
You’re only ever chiseled plastered on Rushmore 
Spitting ice from my music box, more frozen than my pizza is 
You look like a mix of Grasman, and a Pringles packet!
I hear the secrets that you keep (hor hor hor)
Can’t kill you awake? I’ll do it in your sleep
Poor excuse of a hunter, you’re maybe a Girl Scout 
Cuz it’s teddy season when the lights go out…

Freddy Fazbear vs. Theodore Roosevelt | NIGHT ONE

Dr Robotnik vs King Harkinian - Rap Assault Bonus!

Dr Robotnik: Stofferex
King Harkinian: Cri
Sonic (quick cameo): Also Cri

Written by: CreeperPasta 
Art by: CreeperPasta
Thumbnail by: CreeperPasta
Produced by: Anywaywell & TristanOnTheTrack
Mixed by: CreeperPasta


Dr Robotnik:

If that stubborn little rapper won't write me a rap battle, I'll write my own rap battle!
(Beat starts as he laughs)

I've come to make an announcement: Dr Ivo Robotnik
Will take over Hyrule because all of you are moronic
All your games, old man? I hate them way more Sonic
No wonder those idiotic shitposts is where you became so iconic
You octorock brain baboon, lame cartoon with gameplay so rusty
Face the faces of evil with your faces so disgusting 
I'm a Mean Diss Machine, I.M. Meen has better looks
And it looks like you need a better plan than throwing me a book
While you wonder what's for dinner, I'll be scheming like a sinner
The demise of this beginner. I'm the undisputed winner
You youtube nincompoop, I'll leave your kingdom in commotion
As you scrub the floors of the town. Consider this your promotion.

King Harkinian: 
Enough! Quit wasting my time with your toys, Dr Willy
It is written that rodents leave you beaten, crying and whining 
If that's the case, I won't need to bring with me the triforce
I have the courage to bring the rhymes true warriors strive for
Mean Bean Machine? You're just a raging obscene 
Self centered obese. Get your ass off my screen.
Your cartoon. That I've seen, and it's such a disgrace 
Like your rhymes, all those inventions end up blowing in your face.
Snooping as many Looney Tunes as possible, I see
You're no Coyote. You're a lesser Yosemite Sam to put it nicely 
If Ganon couldn't dethrone me, what makes you think you would?
We both know you peaked at high-school.

Sonic: And that's no good!

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