Full Demos

New Season, New Vibes, New Battle! Today we have the 46th and current President of the United States, Joe Biden, pitted against old time folklore myth, Sandman! Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Joe Biden
Commander Jacob as Sandman

LYRICS:
JOE BIDEN:
Why is it that Joe Biden’s the first in his family
That’s forced into battling this fantasy, it’s a tragedy
But actually, I’ve faced bigger travesties in my past
Now Catholic Jack is taking America back, en masse
Ole Ole (Ole Ole), gettin’ intimate real slowly
Creepin’ kids right on their beds, that’s some malarkey, holy moly
I’m running laps (running tracks), around your ass, I’m a machine
And sleepy wants to beat me? In your dreams
But there’s a gleam brighter than my teeth when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
I inspire hope with a speech when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
What I brought to’em, taught to’em, vaccines, baby
All you do is put a crowd to sleep when you talk to’em 

SANDMAN:
Let me keep a close eye on your lines- now wait a minute
I think I’ve heard that verse before, it’s a bit kinning Kinnock innit
Step to the dream emcee, *stretch* I’ll go ham then
Run a track around me? *yawns* Let’s Go Brandon
I ain’t creepy, I’m calmin’, coolin’, soothin’ the juvenescence 
The iridescent candescent rapper spittin’ with efflorescence
Status Quo Joe, throwin’ stones, makin’ claims, but the film shows
With him rubbin’, perusin’, droolin’ over the adolescence
I’ma need ya to kill the hypocrisy, rampant in your democracy
Stop saying what you’re gonna do and fight for what you’re promising
Cu-Cu–Cu–Cu-Cuz you? You’re old news
Your sun is setting like the dude who came before you

JOE BIDEN:
What’s with that sluggish verse, you gotta clap back better
Because comparing you and me, I simply Build Raps Better
And Ole look it just takes a little time to get things moving
I’m tryin’ to bring us all together, get this nation improving
Unlike that immature adult, insecure asshole
Droppin’ 80 mill, got his ass out of the capitol
Droppin’ 2 trill, Scranton’s top office celebrity
Your office topped 300 mill, we dropped it from our memories 

SANDMAN:
Shhh, I think it’s time for you to go to sleep
Wanna be Roosevelt, but you can’t help being a sheep
To Chuck and Nancy, can’t stand on your own cuz you’re weak
Your only droppin’ promises Joe, now your futures looking bleak
But go on about the hope from your out of touch ticket
That’s great Joe, you did it, now do something with it

Beat By: Dansonn
Mixed By: Musiclide
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Joe Biden Vs Sandman | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

The demo track I recorded for Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap.
Dated September 2022

Tricky the Clown vs Springtrap - Eddie's Demo

The demo track I recorded for Blue vs Monokuma
Dated July 2022

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The demo track I recorded for Blitzo vs Pico
Dated January 2022

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Amen

The final demo track I recorded for duck vs goose
Dated February 2022

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The demo track I recorded for Toothless vs Pikachu.
Dated August 2022

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Vladimyr P. as Steve Minecraft
K.C. as Alex Minecraft
Fightmarker as Diego Márquez
Azia as Dora (the Explorer) Márquez

Steve:
Uh… This isn’t Mineplex.. *clears throat*
but Champions never fail!
I’d Rescue this Ranger from danger but he sounds like Chip and Dale
Lookin’ through your cousin's backpack just to find something to Cash Grab?
With a single observation; your loss is right on The Map
I’m living in my endless world while your show ended abruptly
That little sidekick of yours couldn’t compare to my puppy
From what your field journal told me, you’re just a failed Bubble Guppy
Instinctively throwing fits so I will teach and you can study.

Diego:
Me throwing a fit? Let’s talk about your dirt hut
When kids are screaming at their screens, as you end up blowing up
Working in the salt mines, but not spitting pure gold?
I’ve been around, standing strong, while your shit is getting old
I’m teaching kids survival, while you’re just a living meme
Steve loves PP on the DL as you can probably C
I’ll go hardcore on the mic just to show you what I mean
When you’re speedrunning a verse; your victory’s in a Dream!

Steve:
How does it feel to be living in the shadow of your cousin?
While fan art made you into ..something quite disgusting!
You’ll join the endangered along with everything I build
So you should Go, Diego, Go! because this Bear’s been Grylled!

Diego:
Spitting disses so vicious like the claws of a Jaguar
And for creepers like yourself tend to give children mental scars
My Rainforest flow can’t even hydrate crossovers with Finn
Hypocrisy to think you’re best when no one wants a Steve skin!

Alex:
I’ll slay any hostile Mob who dares to come into sight
I Ender-mite ignite the fire right to pack poisonous snake bites
There will be no season six, only six feet in the ground
because Alex has joined the server, the best player around!
Crafting torches, bright ideas that’ll light up this match
My lines’ll grief this prepubescent; because you’re a noob at rap
The only creatures that you study are the birds and the bees
So you will have to study up, if you wanna beat me!

Dora:
We’ve got Mrs. Steve here with an eating disorder?
It seems you got Sticky Keys from being a twelve year old whore
Vamonos, let’s go! To beat a two timin’ Diamond Hoe
You got your highs and lows, shame your game died a long time ago (oh!)
Your short render distance shows you haven’t gone far
And there’s no need for a dispenser since you couldn’t drop a hot-bar
You both looked up to me, and from what I can see
That cat companion is the only time that you’re near a pussy!
Even Diego agrees, MC ain’t close to an emcee
So. I’d call you a squid, but something smells fishy..

Diego: Tu verso era malo,
Dora: Correcto! Muy bien!

Diego & Dora:
Odd you came back from the dead just to fall off once again!

Alex:
This Explorer’s calling me the whore? Girl, your show’s a bore
I could beat you for a chore so you should shut the wooden door!
Punt a football look alike and jump on brats like Parkour!
Because winning is what a strong, independent woman’s for!
You ain’t no match for Alex, the female survivalist
You couldn’t walk in my shoes, so keep with your Boots, bitch

Steve & Alex:
Your shows have died while our game will forever go down in history

Alex:
It’s the end of both their rhyming sprees, 

Steve & Alex:
so seems we swiped their victory!

Written by Vlad
Beat Produced by: Kustom
Audio Mixed by: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Steve Minecraft vs Go Diego Go. Universal Rap Battles

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“Take me home”(By NightCove _thefox)

Fire Haven - Full Song 4.0 (My Singing Monsters)

Yes, they snorted a suitcase full of coke.
Shitpost cuz why not


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Joon:✨White Imposter✨/✨⚡️Flash The Hedgehog⚡️✨

Joon snorted a suitcase full of coke

The demo track I recorded for Salad Fingers vs Marionette REANIMATED. This is unmixed because I was too lazy to mix it myself/get it mixed and the original was a good enough demo for most of it.

Dated October 2023

Salad Fingers vs Marionette (2023) - Eddie's Demo

Breed

A CARNE E FRACA, COMI SEM QUERER QUERENDO

HarryPotter2875 as Jay Gatsby (Greed)
Seth (CBRB) as Christian Grey (Lust)
Skeep as Augustus Gloop (Gluttony)
WoodenHornets as Tom Sawyer (Sloth)
Mr. E Owl as Macbeth (Envy)
UnamusedDetective as Carrie White (Wrath)
Adam as Victor Frankenstein (Pride)

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq1kADLIDApl3QB5kJXBFd0_PDkR-F40mm5Yp3L8lVA/edit

Beats by Kustom, Beatgeekz, Allrounda, and Ear2thebeat.

URBoF

The Seven Deadly Sins Royale - URBoF #7

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Welcome to the eleventh X Rap Battle where we have two outcasted supernatural-sight-seers going head to head.

-Cast-
Azia as Lydia Deetz
Jay as Norman Babcock
Mancha as Beetlejuice (cameo)

—Lyrics—
Norman Babcock (0:11):
Ah, geez.
A lifeless, whining emo complaining about her mommy?
Oh, no… I thought I had taken care of all those zombies.
Well, I’m used to talking with the dead, hauntings are no wicked threat.
I’m facing horrid forces while you’re faced with hatred and neglect
Get back in your attic! None of your horror could rattle me,
But that hair is bringing scares that could leave Agatha in agony!
I’m packing heat for cremation! I’ll seal your tragic fate kid.
So back off! You don’t last long stepping in animation!

Lydia Deetz (0:33):
When it comes to strange and unusual, I’ve seen plenty.
But claiming a sixth sense, when your film doesn’t make any?
Living hidden in my darkroom, but I’m flipping on the switch,
Cause when I fire up the stake, it’s the seasoning of the witch!
Oh, you have such a sad life? Give me the Deetz,
Cause I’m about to bring a beat to leave you shaking in your sheets!
I’ve beaten creepier beasts, you’re the weakest to defeat!
Another owner of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased!
If we’re trading blows with cinema, then you should be mortified.
I suggest you just return into the shadow of Coraline!
After all, your demise is usual for your town. 
Step to me and be the second little kid burnt to the ground!

Norman Babcock (1:06):
They say that you’re a heartthrob, but I guess I was misled by,
The fact that the only boyfriend you’ve had is a dead guy.
If the feature is Beetlejuice, then turn off the TV quick,
It’s quite the nightmare sitting through another Burton emo flick.
Tim got asked on for Batman, now you’re left abandoned
I keep telling you, kneel/Neil, cuz your cartoons don’t stand up
If you really want to play, you would mess up the role with no lines!
But I’m on the stage again, and it’s...it’s...

Beetlejuice: 
It’s showtime!

Lydia Deetz (1:29):
Talking about my love life like you could have better?
The only girl you’ve hit on was your own ancestor.
None of your past specters equal what Deetz unleashes,
I’ve made you stop-motion. Rest in pieces…

-Writers-
Jay and B O R K

See you next time!

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