Taffy Hubert Dumpy wants you all to know that he likes SoundCloud. One time he found this guy named " The Real Mr Creaminess" on SoundCloud. He didn't have very many views or fans, but he was good, he liked him. Taffy says it's important you all know this and throws a fit when I tell him it's not important so moving on. The Real Mr Creaminess only had one song it's was called " Mmm So Creamy( Me In Your Mouth)" Taffy likes it because it's about his favorite flavor of ice cream!! Taffy thought he was the only person alive whos favorite flavor of Ice Cream was Marshmallow and Egg Salad, but apparently Mr Creaminess does too!!! Taffy wants to meet him so he can show Mr Creaminess The Taffy Dumpy Dance,!!!

Oh Taffy

Cosmic Channeling Board Song. Any Eyesack song Without bass guitar and drums are played on the Channeling Board. The ones with Drums and bass backing are played on the Hecktronic Spirit B And D Board.
    I guess world music is a good genre? Comedy's the Usual label for these kind of songs, comedy or storytelling usually. Eyesack described his genre as something different every week. Sometimes it's Pineal Satirical Screw Gaze. Or Vegetable Rock. Last week it was Coricidin Concrete Core. Others include Stylosatirical Tryptamine Hop, Dissonant Glitch Drone Hecktronica, Surrealistic Consciousness Abyss Pop, Life Metal, Contaminated CultCore Country Crack Rock, Satirical Ratchet Passion Pop, Panic Trance and Dissociation Disco to name a few.
   eyesack has songs like this,serious songs, Stephen king/creepypasta like story songs, lots of satirical stuff, the more bizarre and weird the better

Queen Of Spades

Jessica if you are reading this. I love you. Run away with me to Ghijiastan. We can live with my manpa Giorgio. He says I have to share a bed with him but he said you can sleep on a pallet on the floor in his room too!! I told him since his beds a king size that you would definitely fit but he got very mad and red in his face on the video call and told me I'm lucky he'd even allowing me to bring some nasty harlot demon girl into his house. But Giorgio snores a how do you say, very big. It'sore like screaming so he won't hear is when we a " bow chica wow wow" you know '" get jiggy with it" " do the dew" " make the beast with two backs" " get it on like donkey Kong" " get freaky" " smash" " bone" " freak" " mash" " screw" ' make love". Basically what I am saying Jessica is we will be having Sexual Intercourse while my manpa Giorgio is sleeping. 

C-Man In Limerance

Name Too Long For 100 Character Limit It's " It's GO! Time Action Now Squad, Danger Looms Ahead, Go Out,Give Your All, Kick Ass, Save The Good Entity, Win, And Roll Credits Then Wait!! What's This? A Post Credit Scene Hinting At A Possible Sequel ?!?!?‽ " 


This song/channeling is exclusive to SoundCloud a platform Eyesack has zero experience with, expertise in, or an inkling of a fan base here. Where are all my Saakaddicts & Almommyseeds at??‽ You're welcome by the Martha Farthing-Way.....

ItsGO!TimeActionSquadKickAssWinRollCredits Wait!IsThisAPostCreditsSceneHintingAtAPossibleSequel??!?

An Eyesack Classic channeled from the far reaches of the subconscious afterdeath. Improv, impromptu, improvised, improvisational like 99% of AlMommytrees Material. If You are new to the A.M.T.E.U/Mommyverse, and 99.999% of the percenters personing are indeed fresh and crispy with AlMommytree, Eyesack Johnskin AlMommytree [ Spelling Variation #1 out of 1,870,002] is more than just a singular artist singing some of them song things that you use to pretend your fucking Clint Eastwood or Julia Stiles or someone starring in your own straight to VHS Motion Picture. Eyesack is not the soundtrack to your flop of a movie. Eyesack Is an Experience. AlMommytree is a revolution, as well as a revelation. This movement has been coined " The Eyesaxual Revolution" and it's coming on strong and cumming on mom. 
   Sure, Al-Mommytree is a musician. A Maestro to be precised, the most prodigious musical talent to lay turds upon this planet since The M.O. himself, "Big Dick" Mozart baby. But Eyesack is more than that. Eyesack is a revolutionary renderer, a aural sculptor, a granular channeler with no abandon, and definitely without a need for verification, a 100% certified, teortiariode and tambjensyiclaer tested full blooded Human Being who will probably stay on my planet of the planet earth the native environment of homosapien lifeforms that Eyesack definitely is seen as being 100% natural in his placement within that group. 
    Eyesack is known across the land by over 3000002000000442 Aliases, pseudonyms, and nomenclature labelings including " The Pineal Piper", " The Good Reverend" ( from here on just pretend the air quotes are between the rest), The Maestro Of The Miscellaneous. The Pharmaceutical Fuhrer. The Atomic Cloaca. Testiclesockets. The Pathological Pariah. The Post Madonna Prima Donna. The Exorcist Of Influencers. The Skinner Of All Johns, Jons, Johnathons, Johnathans, & Nathan's By Association. The Edward Executioner. The Reverse Soothsayer. The Failed Philanthropist. The Fruit Rudy. The Surrealistic Saint. The Cosmic Conquistador. The Sacrilege Eye. The Sensory Savant. The Senatorturer. The Diet Life Tiger. The Omnipotent Constituent. The Virtuoso Of The Vibrational Plain. The Hue Of All Man. The Sardonic Shaman. The Adept Infector. The Erratic Immaculate. The Datura Da Vinci. The Cynical Life Coach. The Illicit Bliss Mister. The Parasitic Prophet. The Bitch Listen I Am Christ And I'm Skitzin, Toya. The Old Ass White Man. The Old White Ass Man. The SexJesus Potentate. The Ramblin' Hand Bandit Banned From All Bands. The Mothball Messiah. The Micro Peen Machine. Your Highness Of Violence. The Leech Liaison. Mr. Sack O Eyes. Flynn Of The Infinite. The Mother Tree Son. The Perrenial Prince. and of course , Eyesacks personal favorite nickname/alias................ David Martin Jr. 
    
     Those are but a tiny portion of the names Eyesack is known by.  Not even including the various spellings of his own names. iSac Jeanscin A' Lmomètrè. Eyezsaache Jhawnskinne Aalmommytreee. Eyze-Ahk Jonszkyn Aoulle-Mamaieye Tree. Izezsaq Jaunskiin Owl-Mommietree. Ayysac Juanskin El-Mamitres. The possibilities are endless. It gets pretty complicated for the marketing reps, the online statisticians, and especially the U.S. Census people god do they hate me. 

 Since the AlMommytree project emerged out of the ashes of a depressed, checked out, dead inside factory worker last July of 2024, Eyesacks recorded at least 600+ compositions. If I had to estimate Eyesack would guess there are 759 E.J.AlMommytree Recording Demonstrations in Existence.  So far All but 3 songs have been fully improvised, and all have been recorded in low fidelity and are in fact just "demos" since humans have the need to make shortcuts everywhere. Add one of The 7 iSac Youtubes, Eyesacks main social platform for posting music. You know add it unless you've already got too many subscribers and only if you want to. YouTube gets so annoying when you're subscribed to too many channels.

Jeremiah Wilkins of the Eucalyptus

improv song. NSFW for children or childlike/childish people of any age unadapted to concepts like sexual intercourse, body horror, or "no no words".


Mild Child is a short asp Freestyle


     "I Sold My Soul.........." is the story of how my brother changed when he started seeing this new girl. He quit his job and cut off all contact with everyone he knew except her. When I was finally able to track him down i confronted him pointblank. Asked him what was up. Did he need help? Gave him my support told him I'm here and I'm not gonna let some weird creepy chick take my brother from me. 

    He looked terrible by the way. My already normally rail thin brother was now sickly skinny, like Eugenia Cooney levels of deathbed skinny. He looked like a moderate breeze could easily topple him over. Also there were the huge dark circles under and around his eyes and his skin was flushed an extremely pale color with a yellowish tint and tiny and large purple bruises and contusions all over. I naturally thought he must be on drugs. What he told me I was honestly not ready for. 

"Bro. The pussy. It's the best. It's insane." 

    Naturally I was skeptical. There's no way any girl could be good enough in bed to cause all this. 

     The next 8 words he spoke changed my life, most would say for the worst. I would of agreed with them, but I basically don't even exist anymore. To me it's the best thing that's ever happened in my entire life. 

 "Ever stick yo dick inside a titty hole?" my brother asked.
.............................
"..... a what....?........a......... titty hole? is that what I think it is?"

my brother replied
" it's the goddammit best that's what it is. you won't understand until you give it a go yourself bro.  And all I have to do in return is let her slowly suck our and consume my brain." 

    What happened next was like sleepwalking. Despite my best efforts it was as if my body was not In my control, like it was in autopilot. Then it happened. Now I'm here. Panicking. My brain is now almost completely gone. She says we have about three more "sessions" left. I don't know what to do. I don't regret losing my brain. My only regret is that my stupid body isn't advanced or intelligent enough to know instinctually that I need to grow another brain in the next few days or else no more dick in the titty hole funtime bliss. 

  She says she'll give me another go for every brain I bring her though. They must be still alive but scalped for her before my/our arrival. But she will not pace herself with these. I only get one go at the tittyhome for every brain I bring her. It's absolutely 100% worth it, I honestly would have done it for one stroke in that bitch. It's that good. It's my everything. My precious tittyblisshole. The teeth barely hurt anymore. The rancid smell of it, which I'd describe as like a 5 day old summer rotted carcass mixed with spoiled milk, was extremely nauseating at first. Now thinking of the smell turns me on more than Any earthly human girl ever could and ever did. Getting your brain sucked out, of course is excruciatingly painful, but now that pain is also a huge turn on to me.
    
    This could be your life. Don't you want to experience bliss of a magnitude you never thought possible on Earth?  If that's not for you, my love can also bring back your deceased loved ones and pets. Anyone interested that wants to make their way over to the Calgary, Alberta, Canada area message me we'll make this work. You're only one message away from a brand new life......  

Mild Child/I Sold My Soul For A Tittiehole

The Apex Song of all songs everywhere in all of existence. No? OK well a decent catchy hard rocking freaktronic weirdo drone life metal vegetable rock piece of improvised Lo-fi pineal pop from channeler of the adept realms of silence, still, and sleep Eyezsack Johnskin AlMommytree aka Mr Sack O' Eyes AKA The Ron Connie, The Datura Da Vinci, The Elite Enabler, The Pathological Pariah, The Sensory Savant, The Mess Of Elegance & Ted AKA The Innovator Of Screwgaze Punk & Coricidancore AKA youtube.com/almommytree

Paraphernalia Profiteering

Cosmic Channeler,Aural Sculptor, Veteran Psychonaut, Subconscious Specialist, Reverse Soothsayer. 

   All Songs are Improvised, live, and one take recordings. 
    Add Eyesack Al-Mommytree on YouTube there are currently SIXTEEN official channels to choose from just search the name, or search
   




"AlMommytree Programming Network"

             

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 " Eyesaaks Mommysack Of Epidermal Ditties And Demos"





   Those are the main two. Also working on building up the channel " AlMommytrees Cosmic Classics" to a respectable place. 
   
    AlMommytree also has THREE profiles on the website Reverbnation, but only other struggling artists/channelers/amateur to semi-professional aural sound sculptors get on Reverbnation. 
  
   These recordings are all very lo fidelity, they are all home recordings and rough demos. So headphones are a necessity and will bring the quality level from a 2 to a 9. Any problems with the audio being overly distorted or too low will be solved with headphones. 

    Due to the emergence of (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE) eyesaaq Believes low fidelity home demo recordings might possibly be a future direction artists explore, because it is precisely the opposite of what AI is meant to do. 
    
    All songs are played on actual instruments and are not made from any kind of beatmaking softwares. 
     
      AlMommytree uses Stylophone products Mostly, The Cosmic Channeling Board for songs with no bass and drums and The Hecktronic Spirit B And D Board for recordings that do feature Bass and Drums. 


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     The Eyesaxual Revolution is on the horizon mi peepsies. Are you ready to strike the proverbial iron while it's metaphorically hot?




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