Laz R Us

Road To Regression

Unfinished Script

Am I A Zombie? is a tongue-in-cheek anthem about what it feels like to fall apart after a breakup—literally. The song takes the emotional wreckage of heartbreak and turns it into a horror-comedy meltdown, where every missing piece of love is mirrored by a missing body part. One moment it’s hair loss and pale skin, the next it’s your foot stuck in a tree and crows picking at your face.

Equal parts breakup song, punk satire, and zombie flick, it leans into the absurd to show how real the pain of loss can feel. Underneath the grotesque humor, it’s about watching your world collapse piece by piece when someone you love walks away.

If you’ve ever questioned whether you’re emotionally drained or just undead, this one’s for you.

Am I A Zombie

Modern Welfare is a punk-fueled rant for the broke, burned-out, and overqualified. It’s the soundtrack to graduating with honors only to end up living in your parents’ basement, juggling dead-end jobs, and counting pennies in your mattress just to afford a sandwich.

Blending biting humor with raw frustration, the song takes aim at student debt, dead economies, and the cruel joke of “knowledge is power” when you can’t even keep the lights on. It’s both a middle finger to the system and a confession from everyone who’s ever wondered if their diploma was just an overpriced paperweight.

Loud, sarcastic, and all too real—Modern Welfare is survival of the broke.

Modern Welfare

Resurrected

Lost In Translation

Deaf Affliction

Facially Challenged is a three-piece punk rock disaster that writes funny, fast, and delightfully inappropriate songs. Imagine NOFX, Social Distortion, and Blink-182’s Dude Ranch all got drunk at an orgy and forgot to use protection — we’re the lovechild.

Based somewhere between a dive bar and a therapist’s worst nightmare, we crank out obscure punk anthems that are as catchy as they are questionably legal. If you’re into short songs, long rants, and music your parents would hate, congratulations — you’re one of us now.