Alen as Morshu
Light as Villager
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering: Light
Beat Produced by: Kustom
Thumbnail by: Fightmarker

(Intro)

Morshu:
Swords? Shields? Bows? They're yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rubies.

Villager:
PEH! I've got emeralds!

Morshu:
You have What.

(0:14) Morshu:
Squidward walks in my shop; I can't help but think I'll be a victim, 
'Cause his putrid ass makes it look like a hungry Zombie bit him
My ruthless waves of verbal raids will murder any mob or player
Your father left when you were young? Call him a Wandering Trader
Markus started spouting theories so Gates made him take his exit
Microsoft designers be like: “Sorry Notch, we can't give any credit.”
My jokes are classic and timeless, not your quickly dying trends
You wanna suck my balls? They’re yours, my friend.

(0:39) Villager:
PEH! You're fucking ugly; this is from someone that looks fecal
Your raps were so shitty, call that verse The Feces of Evil
I wouldn’t spare a single gemstone on the shit that stocks your shelves
How bout you take your cheap ass rope and go fucking hang yourself
The general public when seeing your games drop: EH, EH, EH, EH
Lending precious emeralds inside of your shitshop? PEH, PEH, PEH, PEH
Players gain better experiences when axing me for my drops
While shitlords farm your garbage memes I'll continue farming my crops

(1:03) Morshu:
I've blown your ass out of the water; you should've expected it
When my mighty bombsack’s twice the size of your tiny testificates
This useless dipshit nitwit can't handle the rhymes I deliver
Perhaps return when you're a little more, mmm.. Quicker
You’re not even gainful when you’re negating
I’d go to the Nether if I wanted good trading
Your only true use is when speedrunners come
To ransack your beds and leave you decaying
Catch me swimming in rubies, to the victor goes the spoils
So suck my Wand of Gamelon and chug down my lamp oil!

(1:27) Villager:
How could any visitor trust the deals you try to incite?
You can’t even manage to get the name of your own jewel right
Should’ve kept it to two lines; now it’s time you’re wiped out
As you make like all of your awful consoles and die out
This contest is pointless, from the first bar that I spat you got your stupid ass handed
Trying to fire shots is fruitless, need I remind you that both your games are non canon
Before I finish, I’ll give you a gift; generosity like this is so rare
Consider it a parting tip, some clippers for your nasty nose hair

(1:51) Morshu:
Fuck off with your stones, you can’t match up to my racks, bitch
All Steve wants from you is your food and a blacksmith

(1:57) Villager:
Beating me in this duel? Heh. You must have been misled.
You look like more of a dumb ass than the top of your fucking head (PEH!)

Morshu vs. Villager. Rap Battle #2

Alen as Whitty
Cole as B-Rabbit
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering: Light
Beat Produced by: Itzzeyrox
Thumbnail by: Alen

(0:13) Whitty:
Oh, hey. You wanna battle? You’re quite impish.
Not sure if there’s a point when you’ll end up choking once I finish.
‘Cause judging by your past raps, you won’t handle this fast scrap
Fired off ‘Caesars; a drop of heat would leave your ass cracked
So I’ll try and go easy but it’s quite hard against a pukin’ loser
Who’s a cuck, resides with a jobless mom alongside abusing daddy boozer
I’m warning ya, my lyrics hit like a verbal Tha Free World
So I suggest you scram without a word like how you let your ex girl

(0:34) B-Rabbit:
Came to battle on another friday night; how peculiar,
I wasn’t expecting to find Julius Oppenheimer Junior
I’ll defuse this bomb; the lines he drops ain’t heavy
I’ve seen hotter shit when eating up my mom’s spaghetti
You nervous, stupid? A lo-fi fight’s more your style; you’re at the wrong shed
Songs and disses are weak while my punchlines hover overhead
You’re dead, against I; this battle you should abandon
It’s no wonder your shots are suckin’ when this mod’s non-canon

(0:56) Whitty:
You’re pushing my limits, dude. It’s best not to pursue this.
I like you, so let’s just forget this happened; Don’t make me do this.

(1:01) B-Rabbit:
I’ve expected more heat but your bars are just so weak, man
You’re creating more fire when you’re burning posters with your hands

(1:07) Whitty:
ENOUGH; I’m sick of dirt like you who refuse to leave me alone
I’ll stain you with bars so filthy they get worse than your trailer home
Your life only declines; no rebounding from this ‘bout, you clown
Your mental state crumbles more than your fucking car breaks down
I’m cracking fingers, you eat fists
Catch your career dead in a damn ditch
I’ve been raising the bar and frame rates
You’re throwing beer bottles in strained hate
The shots I fire are so violent, son
Your best shots are off a paintball gun
After this duel you’re gonna lose yourself
Make like Cheddar Bob and shoot yourself

(1:28) B-Rabbit:
Hey, temper temper; You ain’t tough, you’re a fuckin’ bore
This guy tries to be hard, please, his real name is Whitmore
I could freestyle a better verse, I’m ballistic with the way I bite
Why you surprised Rabbit’s owning you in a fuckin’ hip-hop fight?
I work with metal all day, your ass should be afraid
I’ll battle you smash you down get a promotion and get paid
Go throw your mic again and cry over this loss in sorrow
I’ll be nabbin’ the seven digits from your mother for a dolla tomorrow

Whitty vs. B-Rabbit. Rap Battle #3

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle sees Eric the Audible of Central Rap Battles go against Trevor Henderson's most famous creation, Siren Head. Who generates more noise?

CAST:
Eric The Audible: Himself
Siren Head: JustGamer
Written by: JustGamer and Eric The Audible
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Cover Art by: Nooby

LYRICS:
Eric:
It’s no contest who’s best in beats
It’s FRB against this reject SCP
Would somebody deafen, please
I plead! If I hear his verse - my ears will bleed
You might regret not knowing’ who you’re fightin’ ‘gainst 
Got rhymes to strike giants, I ain’t a mic to check 
Unless of course you wanted them to find you dead 
With a sliced neck, we’ll rename you to “silenced head”
Who knows why the internet ever found your design unique
You’re what happens when a streetlamp and enderman interbreed
Lookin’ at those jacked up teeth I understand why you hide instead
Of coming out of the mountains, it’s because he’s Sire-inbred

Siren Head:
Nice fit, of course this battle is my shortest
Nice bitch, I took her to my forest
Showed her my tree trunk, voice lower than Corpse’s
You’re soft tissue I could rip you with a chorus
Check the views which tells us who clicked 
Wanna make content? I’m in more battles than you bitch
Sorry - change that last line to “your stupid”
Cause cursing’s too edgy for somebody who’s spoon fed 
You’ve been flowing off beat since measure one 
Try to grab some ear plugs but even then you're done
I’ll be destroying your voice so you better run
‘Fore I kill the biggest pussy since the one from Henderson

Eric:
Oooh that’s a bar, I’m so glad I wrote that
Your fans take any hint of lore and then instantly note that 
The modern Slenderman version of Carrie: “He could vaporize you with his invisible eyes”
Henderson tried so hard to make you scary, he left his reader’s barely alive
Let me just peep this: this man’s got telekinesis, super high speeds and he’s freakishly tall with some skeleton knees and 
Shape shifts when he pleases, fourth dimensional maybe even 5D then
I’m supposed to react when we see him on the streets cause my friend sent a fake video on my twitter DM?
How frightening, I’m peein’! Jesus! What’s next? You gonna walk on water, Jesus?

Siren Head:
Aww did someone try to go off since they got their little feelings hurt now?
I’m surprised you can spit a rhyme with Eddie’s fucking dick in your mouth
With your rants in the serious channel, you’re a bigger threat, can’t you see?
When you’re boasting your opinion on abolishing religion...christian-vanity
I’m the patron saint of leaving no trace, like your youtube channel upload dates 
What you call going crazy on the flow’s more lately like little flecks but even more tame
Snakebite with no venom, Patrick with less vision, like Gamer but without the brand recognition
Stuck in the shadow of young competition that you’re trying to ditch like your old name

Siren Head vs Eric the Audible. FRB vs. Anything.

The original version of this battle was a bit lacking in my opinion, so I decided to re-mix the audio, with a freshly-edited beat.

Raichous as Mr. Freeze
Seth W. as The Ice King

Audio Mixing by Jugheadjay

Ice King vs. Mr. Freeze (REDUX) - X Rap Battles #1.

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

This is a matchup I really wanted to do, and earlier in the month I wrote it and it ended up being condensed into a 12-12 bonus battle! Just a little bit of a holder for bigger things to come, so stay tuned!

Thumbnail made by Jade! (Thanks so much! :D)

Written, mixed and voice acted by Alex the Beast

Lyrics:

Rap Battle!
Courage the Cowardly Dog!
VS!
Scooby Doo!
BEGIN!

Courage:
When push comes to shove, I push and I shove
You’re all bark and no bite and do NO THINGS for love
I’ve been on many misadventures and complex scenarios
Your moral’s “Criminal bad and that’s all folks!”
And don’t forget one-note sex jokes
I’m vintage and on fleek with themes that go big or go home!
Seen some wacked out creatures
And by golly, I always beat ‘em
But they were never scarier than your theater features
I mean, come on man! I come from Nowhere
And yet it doesn’t hold a candle to the void when we’re compared
Kids don’t care about you anymore, might I add
Used to be next to Snoopy, now you’re half of the Paw Patrol cast

Scooby Doo:
After that verse, I get why you’re called a Stupid Dog
If you think we’re in Kansas anymore, you’d be wrong
My Scooby Gang took cartoons and broke the mold
Scared dog named Courage? That’s pretty on the nose!
Your program was not quite golden (no, no)
I guess a Wallace and Gromit short filmed stopped that motion
Eustace abuses you, and Muriel isn’t that fantastic
Even your computer can’t help but be a bit sarcastic
Might be a scaredy-cat, but your “bad guys” wouldn’t scare me!
Your gags get more worn out than your shrieks
Been iconic since creation, my legacy’s a deep one
You barely scrape by as a Boomerang re-run

Who won?!
Who's next?!
You decide! 
On the next...
...Rap Battle!!

Courage the Cowardly Dog VS Scooby Doo // Rap Battle

Beat by 2Deep

Vladimyr P. as Sonic.exe
Icer as Misfortune.gb 

Mixed and Written by Icer

Lyrics:

Sonic.exe:
In for round two? Then let’s try this again, shall we?
I’m surprised that you truly want to meet the same fate as Sally
And don’t insult my outdatedness, it seems you’ve failed to recall
That although I’m past my prime you were never seen at all
When I rocked the creepypasta scene, it’s clear that all had lost to me
Your death will be repeatedly looped, like your game’s loss’s theme!
And misfortune, really? You must mean like superstition
Because all that I’ve noticed was my friends’ crucifixion!
So sit down, pesky demon, you’re dealing with a rap god
Walking simulator still beats an RPG Maker mod
Slaughter you like animals when you decide to step to me
I’ll send you back to hell and there will be no round three

Misfortune.gb:
So it’s me again, emerging from the depths of Hell
I’m surprised a false god’s against the Devil himself
I would poke fun at your game’s length, but just go back to dormancy
Because in reality, who would play your game in 2020?
But I’m not surprised your lyrics suck
Writing so bad on the wiki you’re a trollpasta
Rhymes lost in time? Know misfortune has befallen it
Your blows are as barren as my ruins - and just as far away from target
Oh I’m sorry, can’t you wedge through these flows? No?
Then “drowned-out” chase music suggests, you need to learn flow!
So bury yourself alive, since you caused this to happen
Bringing hell upon yourself by walking in the wrong cabin...

Sonic.exe vs Misfortune.gb. Icer's 12-12 Battles #6.

this took way too long to finish but i stopped caring a long time ago
[im not actually back i just wanted to get this released]

underscores as Springtrap
MetaMachine as Big Chungus

Springtrap:
Another phantom’s in the halls, I’ll add him to the Scrap pile
You got no shot against reborn demons when we’re left to rap vile
Two-faced doppelganger hack, skills in rap are what you lack
The illest to break the mould/mold when I’m scorching like the tract
Attemptin' burning, but I'm assurin' a come-back; there's no Bonus Round when I leave a Chung trapped
A hallucination on par with the AC’s lung crap, but no comparison when I tear and lunge that
The ceaseless deceasing Caesar seizes any Looney meme
When I leave the grey hare purple-hued, bruised, creaking at the seams
BC was an ancient, dead shitpost 'till 2019's locks, see
Reddit hopped on unfunny tubby bunnies like their names were Phantom Foxy
And now you're dead in your tracks again, withering in cracks
For you, it seems that they don't… always, come back.

Big Chungus:
Eh, shut up doc! You want a challenger in killing zeal?
You'll do more than spring out when kids are your Achilles heel
Crawl back to your vents before you vent about that weak demeanour
(Eh) And with that fursuit carcass, guess you're the real stinker!
I'm spittin' sick like it's your attraction's blackened mold
You blast 'ta sound clips, wit-less, playin’ camera whack-a-mole
But you love chasing vocals, so just try this on for size
When this’ll be a more crippling flaw than your fursuit’s springing ties
I’m the biggest, coldest chungus plungin’ any opposition
Lunge at grungy runnin’ bunnies in more of a mess than their condition
All it took was five unfriendly ghosts to back up and unfold 'ya
Submit to your own sin, Afton!
...That oughta hold ya!

dont replace the m in mexico with s

Evan as The Zodiac Killer 
Light as The Circleville Letter Writer
Written by Cole
Mixed by Light
Beat by 2Deep

Zodiac Killer (0:23-0:47):
This is the Zodiac speaking, to whom do I address this letter?
‘The Obsessive Stalker Geek’ or ‘Fanfic Writer who thinks he’s better’?
On this track, you’re a slave in my paradice of rap 
And now I’ll stomp out a 2-bit Jigsaw and his pathetic traps
Your attempts at harassing? Geez, the saddest crap I’ve ever seen
Best me? Please, you’re on par with a tabloid magazine
You’re not much more than a sham it seems, I’ll leave you seeing blood
And this time I guarantee, my bus bomb won’t be a dud

Circleville Letter Writer (0:47-1:23):
ZODIAC: His raps are wack, I must admit, I’m unimpressed
So jot that rap mess as a loss as I scribble this address
You claim you’re threatening, but these days you’re nothing more than a joke
Hey Ted Cruz, how are things going with getting votes?
Your reasonings are like an editor’s crossword I gotta fill-in
Prancing around public in a mask like a goofy comic book villain
The tables have turned, gunman, now I’m the one calling the shots
And I promise you: I’m not nearly as forgiving as the cops
When we set ‘em up, they stay up, feel free to try and knock ‘em down
But Please Know: Your blows will fail, and in my flow you will drown
So tell no one of this verse, or the police can close your case
When they discover an alleyway full of posters of your face

Zodiac Killer (1:23-1:47):
Speaking of posters: it’s clear you’ve got mine plastered on your wall
Little Stan the writer man, really thinks he's got the gall
To insult the most infamous killer since Jack the fucking Ripper
And if you haven’t deciphered it yet, let me give you a tip, sir
Death by fire, gun, knife or rope; you decide, ‘hero’.
Cause despite all the shit you talk, your death count remains zero
I’ve got a solution for this fanatics frantic fanmail and it’s simple:
‘Believe’ this, you prick, it’s called a bullet to the temple
(Gunshot)

Circleville Letter Writer (1:48-2:00):
When are you going to believe, you won’t be leaving this alive
You failed to survive overtime, it seems I’ve pin-ned you to your crimes
Don’t worry, your ego will stay intact by the end of this feud
As I’m sure the reports of your death will be front-page news

The Zodiac Killer vs. The Circleville Letter Writer | Rap Battle

A battle of famous felines!

LYRICS:
Felix the Cat:
Are you kitten me right meow? Cartoon cat goin’ against me? Well then-
The oldies are coming back, but sorry pal, you’re not one of em!
This generic shtick from the Villains Wiki is tryna threaten me with a fight-eo
Your popularity may have left, but on the track I’m always right-eo!
Henderson’s son is hindered by shadows of siren machines
Getting memed, they pass you round like balls of yarn through a screen
I’m the one that inspired you, I’ll take you down just as easily!
This monstrosity’s not on top of me, when you can’t even scare decently!

Cartoon Cat:
Time for a round of cat and mouse… but wait, you’re not Mickey
Oh it’s the iconic Felix, eh? Finding info’s gonna be tricky
This kitten’s stuck in a rap tree, but no fret, I’m on my way, crawling-
Up and up to gut this folly, leaving this feline falling
Cartoon Cat’s raps are incredibly cruel, when Felix is just an incredible tool
You’re not even credible, fool, to me you’re just some more edible food
You can’t measure up to Disney or Fleisher, you lack the magic twinkle
With relevance that Rocky, that’s what I call Bullwinkle

Felix the Cat:
Bringing up Mickey? At least I paved an original way
Bit off other uncreepypastas so much, this fat cat’s on display

Cartoon Cat:
Call me curiosity cuz I’m killing this cat, it seems I’m in for a treat
It wouldn’t hurt to add some ink blots to the red stains on my teeth

Felix the Cat:
Took your kill methods from Slendy, your artstyle from Cuphead
And your story from the SCP foundation? Golly, ‘nuff said!

Cartoon Cat:
You can whistle and walk all that you want, I’ll take it all and still be grinning
You became a symbol for the navy? Heh, no wonder you’re sinking

Felix the Cat:
Munchin’ down on this cat food, you know I make ya feel screwed
Half your backstory’s redacted so it’d make sense to just redact you!
I’m in cameos with Chaplin! You’re just a reattempt to be trendy who’s-
Magic Bag of Inspiration must’ve given him Bendy too
You’re shape is looking shifty, really, I thought you were better, copycat
One of the Top Cats, got toons and films, you could never copy that
My reign’s spanded 50 years, way more than you could ever handle
When your arc boils down to “Wah, my show got cancelled!”

Cartoon Cat:
Felix the forgotten feline flings fire with no flavor
In contrast, cartoon cat combats with ciphers to leave him a cadaver
You couldn’t conduct better schemes if you had a train to watch your back
It’s no wonder so many designs with you have you bombing on the track!
After I’m done with you here, nobody would DARE come after me
This pussy’s getting clawed to death, well ain’t that a cat-astrophe?
As I slash and dash this kitty, they’ll have to censor a scene so violent
When I take you back, and leave you how you started: silent

CAST:
Felix The Cat: Ethan Zagranis
Cartoon Cat: Michael/Stark Media

CREW:
Written by: Michael/Stark Media and Mason Gates
Audio Mixed by: Ethan Zagranis

Rap Battle! Felix The Cat Vs Cartoon Cat

Alex the Beast as Machamp
Dani Frias as Galarian Farfetch'd

Machamp:
My opponent’s a lowlife alola- galarian?
Smoke it with no fists, my toe tip could bury him
Pokemon’s GOAT, leaving foes without any limbs
Won’t waste my focus on no vegetarian

Farfetch’d:
Sure, keep insulting me like I’m the weak fighter
Only thing you’re good at breaking’s mirrors, Meat Spider
But if you’re gonna just continue laughing when we brawl
Well, then we’ll see who’s the gag when I evolve
Sirfetch’d:
I’ll strike at this tacky undeveloped sore sissy
With his gigantamax form looking like a gormiti 
Looks to me like you missed boxing 101, so I’d better state
Strapping a geodude to your back doesn’t make you heavyweight
Heh, at this point, Frankenstein should just pack up
With that mug, not even my beak could match up
Don’t wanna get intense cause this feud is petty
I’ll put down my sword and I’ll give you a wedgie

Machamp:
So Flour Power wants to say he’s improved
He just turned into the bad ending of playing with food (ha!)
Face with the ride me eyes, lay down your dying hype
Flimsy and weak, a disgrace to the fighting type
Basically Flying, why you in the first place?
Close to my level? You belong in a bird cage
This joke in the game’s shot at smoking my fame?
Want the answer? You got it in your own fucking name
I’m peak performance, your leek’s your offence
So maybe think twice before you beef enormous
Muscles I’m rocking that make my foes shudder, stunned
Sport Bird’ll wish he accepted the other guns
Squirt you’re a runner up, look at you all huddled up
Ready up a thunder punch, decimate this rubber duck
Coming in to rumble with an onion and some puffing up
Living example of how to speedrun a couple punctured lungs
This is a wild tourney, can you touch me in this state?
I’ve seen more agile birdies on a fucking dinner plate
While I don’t hesitate to leave a foe bleeding grim
There’s a reason I’m the ace in your own region’s gym

Sirfetch’d:
You’ve got no bars when dissing me, quit the bitch fit
Thought your no guard ability meant you didn’t miss hits
I’m the example? Well that just drives me up the wall
If you were a role model there’d be steroids in lunchables
Ooh, bud you stand lesser, not even my ancestor
Bring out all four of ‘em, I’ve seen Hitmonlee throw hands better
500 punches per sec? That’s blowing my mind
Cause last time I checked, your attack’s lower than mine (ay)
I flow in my lines like the flow in my mind when I strike with precision and leave you a sad sight
You flail your punches and fail to touch this, your fighting position’s more fit for a slap fight
It’s a slight stretch to act like Registeel 
Maybe I’ll use your body as my next veggie shield
So you’d better yield, it was a good game though
But it didn’t take a flying move to leave this gym teacher K.O.’ed

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Marsad Men

Machamp vs Galarian Farfetch'd - Pokémon Rap Battle

F; @fightmarker
A; @alenrb
C; @coledacole

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