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RapPads Battles & Diss Tracks Vol 1

Not “Friday Night Funkin’”

Rap Battles to Shuffle Through

Alen as Morshu
Light as Villager
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering: Light
Beat Produced by: Kustom
Thumbnail by: Fightmarker

(Intro)

Morshu:
Swords? Shields? Bows? They're yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rubies.

Villager:
PEH! I've got emeralds!

Morshu:
You have What.

(0:14) Morshu:
Squidward walks in my shop; I can't help but think I'll be a victim, 
'Cause his putrid ass makes it look like a hungry Zombie bit him
My ruthless waves of verbal raids will murder any mob or player
Your father left when you were young? Call him a Wandering Trader
Markus started spouting theories so Gates made him take his exit
Microsoft designers be like: “Sorry Notch, we can't give any credit.”
My jokes are classic and timeless, not your quickly dying trends
You wanna suck my balls? They’re yours, my friend.

(0:39) Villager:
PEH! You're fucking ugly; this is from someone that looks fecal
Your raps were so shitty, call that verse The Feces of Evil
I wouldn’t spare a single gemstone on the shit that stocks your shelves
How bout you take your cheap ass rope and go fucking hang yourself
The general public when seeing your games drop: EH, EH, EH, EH
Lending precious emeralds inside of your shitshop? PEH, PEH, PEH, PEH
Players gain better experiences when axing me for my drops
While shitlords farm your garbage memes I'll continue farming my crops

(1:03) Morshu:
I've blown your ass out of the water; you should've expected it
When my mighty bombsack’s twice the size of your tiny testificates
This useless dipshit nitwit can't handle the rhymes I deliver
Perhaps return when you're a little more, mmm.. Quicker
You’re not even gainful when you’re negating
I’d go to the Nether if I wanted good trading
Your only true use is when speedrunners come
To ransack your beds and leave you decaying
Catch me swimming in rubies, to the victor goes the spoils
So suck my Wand of Gamelon and chug down my lamp oil!

(1:27) Villager:
How could any visitor trust the deals you try to incite?
You can’t even manage to get the name of your own jewel right
Should’ve kept it to two lines; now it’s time you’re wiped out
As you make like all of your awful consoles and die out
This contest is pointless, from the first bar that I spat you got your stupid ass handed
Trying to fire shots is fruitless, need I remind you that both your games are non canon
Before I finish, I’ll give you a gift; generosity like this is so rare
Consider it a parting tip, some clippers for your nasty nose hair

(1:51) Morshu:
Fuck off with your stones, you can’t match up to my racks, bitch
All Steve wants from you is your food and a blacksmith

(1:57) Villager:
Beating me in this duel? Heh. You must have been misled.
You look like more of a dumb ass than the top of your fucking head (PEH!)

Morshu vs. Villager. Rap Battle #2

Alen as Whitty
Cole as B-Rabbit
Written by: Alen & ColeTheCole
Mixing & Mastering: Light
Beat Produced by: Itzzeyrox
Thumbnail by: Alen

(0:13) Whitty:
Oh, hey. You wanna battle? You’re quite impish.
Not sure if there’s a point when you’ll end up choking once I finish.
‘Cause judging by your past raps, you won’t handle this fast scrap
Fired off ‘Caesars; a drop of heat would leave your ass cracked
So I’ll try and go easy but it’s quite hard against a pukin’ loser
Who’s a cuck, resides with a jobless mom alongside abusing daddy boozer
I’m warning ya, my lyrics hit like a verbal Tha Free World
So I suggest you scram without a word like how you let your ex girl

(0:34) B-Rabbit:
Came to battle on another friday night; how peculiar,
I wasn’t expecting to find Julius Oppenheimer Junior
I’ll defuse this bomb; the lines he drops ain’t heavy
I’ve seen hotter shit when eating up my mom’s spaghetti
You nervous, stupid? A lo-fi fight’s more your style; you’re at the wrong shed
Songs and disses are weak while my punchlines hover overhead
You’re dead, against I; this battle you should abandon
It’s no wonder your shots are suckin’ when this mod’s non-canon

(0:56) Whitty:
You’re pushing my limits, dude. It’s best not to pursue this.
I like you, so let’s just forget this happened; Don’t make me do this.

(1:01) B-Rabbit:
I’ve expected more heat but your bars are just so weak, man
You’re creating more fire when you’re burning posters with your hands

(1:07) Whitty:
ENOUGH; I’m sick of dirt like you who refuse to leave me alone
I’ll stain you with bars so filthy they get worse than your trailer home
Your life only declines; no rebounding from this ‘bout, you clown
Your mental state crumbles more than your fucking car breaks down
I’m cracking fingers, you eat fists
Catch your career dead in a damn ditch
I’ve been raising the bar and frame rates
You’re throwing beer bottles in strained hate
The shots I fire are so violent, son
Your best shots are off a paintball gun
After this duel you’re gonna lose yourself
Make like Cheddar Bob and shoot yourself

(1:28) B-Rabbit:
Hey, temper temper; You ain’t tough, you’re a fuckin’ bore
This guy tries to be hard, please, his real name is Whitmore
I could freestyle a better verse, I’m ballistic with the way I bite
Why you surprised Rabbit’s owning you in a fuckin’ hip-hop fight?
I work with metal all day, your ass should be afraid
I’ll battle you smash you down get a promotion and get paid
Go throw your mic again and cry over this loss in sorrow
I’ll be nabbin’ the seven digits from your mother for a dolla tomorrow

Whitty vs. B-Rabbit. Rap Battle #3

Rap Shit It Out Musically  Apollo Diss

Hometown Proud Maverick Diss

Minnesota Vs Everybody DRnova & DJ Melcolm

DRnova Vs Mock5 Battle 1

M Savage And Ish Talker Diss

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/fW81264c2bk?si=gogLjj4ifda7fEYj

Snakebite126 as Denji
RecD as Wolverine

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Denji:
When Miss Makima said to kill Marvel’s hybrid rebel
I thought, “Ryan Reynolds!” not the Sideburns Devil
So like, this isn’t personal, it’s kinda just my job
Let’s do what your barber should’ve done and take it from the top

You know I’m rolling with the Safety Corp, I got the squad with me (ay)
And thanks to Pochita, always got that dog in me (ay)
I’d prefer to kick back, if you wanna start things 
I’ll pull out my ripcord and tear out your heartstrings

Act like your backstory is so serious
Howlett, a sad boy who was so feverish
Crafted a rad origin story
When he stabbed into dad’s organs before leaving him

Captured and tortured as war leaders had
Trapped your corpse kneeling to Cornelius
Too bad all that trauma’s up in your brain
The one place there’s no healing it

How do Hugh Jack off with that claw, Mr. sliced weiner?
Closest thing that you’ve had to a wife is a wife-beater
And that hottie Phoenix that you loved is already dead
Stupid fucker picked the only one that can’t resurrect 

Wolverine:
Listen, bub - I’m not engaging in fisticuffs
With some prissy punk only working so his dick gets sucked
I’m an X-Man - impenetrable, head to toe
You’re an ex-man - you’re selling your own testicles

Denji met his boss, instantly started drooling
Wanted her as a bride, she was more into grooming
She took advantage of your lust, then dumped you as Aki’s pup
Now the only one getting any bitches is Makima

Quit Fiending for your freedom, I’ve been to hell and I’ve seen it
And I’m deeming there’s no reason any demon’s worth redeeming
I stuck it to Magneto and then ripped out his mind
Now it’s your turn, Chainsaw Man, Welcome to DIE!

Denji:
Shut your fucking hole! Power let me cop a feel
If you think I get no bitches then you just like me for real
Nah, you’ve got so many kids, like your momma, you’re a cheat
You’ve got retractable bones, how’s your pullout game so weak?

Yeah I’m not too good with books, but your brain is so diseased
That you’ve got too many issues for anyone to read
Keep blaming your flaws on Weapon X like it caused them
But you will never hide from the skeleton in your claw set

Wolverine:
Kid, you lived in a dumpster, no wonder chicks never loved ya
And your first kiss was so disgusted, she was sick to her stomach
But then you didn’t save her later, so the consequence for Aki 
Cost an arm and a leg and an arm and a leg and a body

So don’t go pretending you paid off your debt
Forget being wealthy, you ate all your bread
You gave up your dog for a blade on your head
But you can’t cut or make out a check

Adamantium, add a man to it
Wolverine leading lambs to the slaughter
Repping X-Men and Weapon X
I’mma make you pay like your pansy-ass father

You’re slaving all day for a chance to be free
And wasting away as an amputee
No loved ones, no friends and nothing you can eat
At least Leatherface had a family

Thanks to your cowardice, her plan went without a hitch
When you finally got Makima to BANG! - you were Power-less

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Freshy Kana;
Beat prod. by Diamond Style
Art by CyanCoat
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Denji vs Wolverine - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

8 Mile - B-Rabbit Vs Lotto

8 Mile - B-Rabbit Vs Lickety Split

A rap battle between Minecraft and Terraria! 

Minecraft Vs. Terraria - Video Game Rap Battle

Cosmic Out Now
Stream/Download: Bazzi.lnk.to/COSMIC

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Fantasy

Steady Cam as Bendy
The Stupendium as Baldi

Full Video: (Coming Soon)

Baldi's Basics vs. Bendy and the Ink Machine

Nemraps as Bowser
VGRB as Dr. Eggman

LYRICS:
Bowser
This be the King of the Koopas 
Backed by my army of troopas
I trap with the princess you try trappin critters
but we’ve got the shell’s that’ll shoot ya
Right out the chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster, conquering galaxies 
Hide in your lab while i’m rockin’ the castle
cause You lose to animals in every battle (like whoa)
I’m a Super Star Saga you’re just trash from Sega
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival what a failure
So I’ll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry 
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw that’s what I call an inside story

Eggman
Lectured by lizard brains? One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games? Cause you lose to the mustached men
This turtle’s slow if he thinks that he’s tough 
To beat you all I have to is just jump 
Over you and into the lava your dunked
I’d be more threatened rapping against Doug 
Bowser go back in that shell so you can hide coward
Are you rapping in your final form your flow is dry bowser
I’m a mad genius you’re a buffoon, I’ll turn this dragon to my dragoon
It’s absurd my flow is out of the world as if I had just pissed on the moon

Bowser
Maybe invent something to hype your rap flows
Battle with gadgets my spikes’ll trash those
Claim that your genius is simply unmatched though 
You couldn’t craft a way to get in smash bros
Eggman, Robotnick whatever you call it
I’m gon’ leave this doctor so splattered like Pollock
Cause over the years, I got rough and tougher
But based on your movie you got dumb and dumber
and you’re supposed to Carrey that film? please
That mess gonna bomb like I gave it down B 
You redesigned the hedgehog to look clean
But can’t redesign all that bad comedy 
Shouldn’t have brought the faker to battle
Cause even your copies live in the shadow
of evil’s Og, so flee or the king
 will leave this egg boiled from fire I breathe

Eggman
I wish that your movie got redesigned too
Where the greatest part is when you devolve to ooze 
You spit fire true, but still it’s no sweat
because you’re only hot when you turn to Bowsette 
And capturing women is such easy targets 
I’ve seen harder beasts hatching out of chao garden 
Think you’re superstar kid you’re just in the bush league
Did you get amnesia a second time Rookie?
You’re plots end with no payoff, 
while I drop gems and spit chaos
You can flash your fangs and go gas your flames
But I’ll just swing your tail and you’ll take off 
How bout I give you a visual though
A dino extinct by the doc’s missile flow
and now I’ve trapped this beast you are not the OG
You’re not even Mario’s original foe

Bowser Vs. Dr. Eggman

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KaXIpOb3DxLNuno8q9sf3Q2YdGWROYTuQfkCfQIvFaM/edit?usp=sharing

The Beatles vs The Monkys - Epic Rap Battles of Damn Daniel

Who Won poll:
https://strawpoll.com/eshkk5gc

Time for the first rap battle coming from me in 2020! I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it! Cheers, and I hope y'all have a great day or night! We're starting it off with a battle between the two notorious edgelords from the new Pokémon games!

Alen as Piers
Alex the Beast as Allister

Written by Alex the Beast
Thumbnail by Gengo
Mixed by Jacob Graal

Lyrics:
Rap Battle
Allister
VS
Piers
Begin!

Piers:
Good grief….my opponent’s some emo little kid? Who’s tryna, I dunno, strike fear?
Honestly, I’d use a Wishing Star to wish I wouldn’t even be here
Got a whole lotta Pokéballs strapped to your side
Yet none of what’s inside could save your hide
You’re so lonesome? I can’t imagine why
Mimikyu’s prolly got more friends than this guy
Kid who’s mysterious, probably hiding sadness
Am I supposed to think that makes you a badass?
Because to me? All I see?
Is the most stereotypical gym leader in this whole series
I dance with the dregs hiding in the cracks
You lack the confidence to take off the mask
Considering you’re not even in both games
I, too, would probably try to literally save face

Allister:
I'll admit, I--I was weary you’d spit something more dreary and searing
I was left wanting, heh... I suppose A-Pier-annces are deceiving
You--uhh, might want to fix that posture
You’ll drop the mic that way
I spook the goofs who dare to challenge me early on in the game
You do it but worse…? Grand...
Let me guess, MCR is your favorite band?
And I’m sorry but that haircut? It’s a crime
I’ll take your hefty defeat On the Side
You’re monotone and monochrome
I thought being the odd one was my role
‘Cause I wouldn’t say you’d be the pick of the litter
Just a broody cretin overshadowed by his sister

Piers:
Look at you! You’re already slumped over in defeat!
Over a HUNDRED masks? You’re actually a creep
Seeing dead people’s your big plot twist, all because of an accident
How ironic your biggest interest is most likely a myth
Go hang out in a cemetery or something you gangly little rat
You tried to fake being larger than life and you even failed at that
But still can’t find a proper way to up the spooky and lay off the edge
Your flow lacks a pulse, but what’d I expect? You’re used to playing with the dead

Allister:
In a game where players are exposed to Dynamax
The seventh Gym Leader doesn’t even have it
I took on a mantle at such a young age
While you’re this group’s deadweight
You lack a Power Spot, while I cause havoc
Fashion sense like a ceremony: Absent
Just do us all a favor and leave behind the mic
Sorry, Normal’s just not effective against a ghost type

Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
On the next...
...Rap Battle!

Allister VS Piers // Rap Battle

Michael as Bill
Alen as Chills 
Beat: Spooky Town by Evelution
Written by: Cole, Alen

Bill Cipher (0:21-0:42):
I’ve waited trillions of years for a good rap battle match-up
But they sent a nasally narrator just so I could trash him
I can tell you’ve got some issues, let’s make a deal, friend
With just a shake of my hand, you’ll never be demonitized again!
Trust me kid, when it comes to mysteries, you sure ain’t Sixer
And it doesn’t take him nor Pine Tree to know who spits sicker
This is my Weirdmaggedon, Chills, and you’ve got nowhere to hide
You can’t crack my zodiacs! I’m forever in your mind!

Chills (0:42-1:04):
Despite the names I find that only one of us can spit ill
Tourist Trapped in my channel, now you'll be the one with Chills
It took a few years before you were off of your feet
4 mil are staying for my memes; you don’t even have a season 3
Lett-uce duel! This verse’ll serve you, like a Burger King
This all-seeing being somehow can’t see I’m the one who’s murdering
Reality’s an illusion if this Headhunter thinks he’s got me maimed
Like his show, he’s died; dream-scraping for an Insta-Gram of fame

Bill (1:04-1:09):
Dylan won’t be chillin’ when he finds the conditions he’s in
Verse dragged on longer than your own recognition did!

Chills (1:09-1:14):
You’re Blendin’ Bland stereotypes; I can sense boring stories
Just-In: Roiland and yourself were better on Rick & Morty

Bill (1:14-1:24):
THAT’S ENOUGH! I’m tired of hearing you reference fast food
Do you have ANY IDEA the amount of pain I’ll make you go through?
Your win’s All In Your Head, watch me disassemble your molecules!
Bill Cipher’s so godly, he’ll make those Red Eyes turn blue!

Chills (1:24-1:35):
Axolotl flow; Number 11: Your father will die
The only thing out of you are the tears off your single eye
Don’t need a six-fingered journal or a punch to the head
Even if you tried to reverse this, I’d still have been ahead

Bill Cipher vs. Chills | Rap Battle

2K FREESTYLE only LIL DARKIE verse

Cam "VGRB" as Wario
Froz as Shadow
Mixed by Froz
Beat by DANSA BEATS

Shadow:
Pipe up, pipe down, chill in the back
I've got a show to run, and now the villain is back
Lemme guess, another one of your "pro-bro" spits
Put out by the wind, take a photo, bitch
Can't catch killer camera crasher
Glitch grand gladiator to a gas compactor
Rap rat kicking ass in the black to match
You're in D-EE-P, massive crap
Ain't No Half Steppin', I'mma throw back, wrecking in your gonads, lesson to a slow fat peasant
Reckon
It's about time to toss the towel
I'm a speed-spoken poet, supersonic vowels
Venture like a vulture into vengeance, evacuate
Came to violate violently, you're violet and bound to pass away
Call me Pan, I crawl past plain sight
On my watch, you're broken into eighths by DayLight, pieces

Wario:
Like Jesus, 
maybe cease the screamin’ Vegeta?
Cause you’re just a clone of a clone of my foe
Yeah They call you shadow for a reason
Bring all your friends I’ll be eatin’ them
You got 7 gems? I got millions
I don’t need to bring a .9, these guns will do 
I’m a killer on the mic so run the jewels
Your girl ain’t dead she needed a real man 
So I took Maria to Wario Land
Ironic you’re supposed to cure her deadly illness
But only caused cancer with all of your fans 
I smash down bros in the hall of fame
To Bash Shadow is a mini game
& Wario breaks rats like they’re bricks
But you’ll make a nice trophy if I need assists

Shadow:
I was nice for a change, now it’s AK game time
You’ve got pounds, we have bass lines
Why would Wario wanna wish away?
To wake wisdom and war for the wimp to waste
What a whack, weak wannabe
Fragile as pottery
Imitating Mario, don’t even try to copy me
That W belongs to me
Fucker had to get a shoehorn right into Odyssey
Not a main character
The same character
A fact that you’ll always be
The one reject trapped in a red man’s shadow
Don’t look at me, might digest ammo
All of you damn meatballs look identical
You slay a giant, I’ve killed several
An OG? Never earned that title
Impossible to think you could ever be an idol

Wario: 
Your empty threats don’t scare me now
This edgy pest just Wares me out 
You’re always so dark and depressed
That a suicide mission’s all that you can carry out
The ultimate life form?
You’re just a faker of Sonic
Your verses are like your gameplay
Cause It’s all speed and no content  
When it comes to makin’ these rude tunes
Wario’s got smooth moves
Heard your all raps now I’ve gone and snapped
just go make like your spin attacks screw you 
You’re more desolate than Mephiles 
Always blowing out smoke like toot toot
Make you bleed to your black doom
Does something stink oh wait that’s you

Wario vs Shadow the Hedgehog - Video Game Rap Battle

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/20399842

Lyrics
Light
Today my friends im here to diss this alen creep
Ill kick his ass he wont pass ill kick him way back to wolfy
IM SUPER HOSTILE ready to give this bitch some pain 
Try being an atheist when you end up in a sea of flame
Ill get rid of you ban you and leave you in frb gay
Behave be brave dont worry you’ll be cancelled today
You with you stupid edgy humor my raps will kill you with one hit
You got a doc made about you? I really dont give a shit

Alen
Oh look its a battle maker who likes to go by the title of Light 
I hope you pave another path and proceed to get chargered and die
Pokemon battles how stupid cant you think of anything better?
Ill put my fucking hands up and your dreams will get shattered 
Rhythm Nibble on deez nuts let's give it a proper postmortem
Hype up Parodocity upon your fans but you ain't got nothing new for em
You're trying to make money with rap battles but it looks like you can't 
At least you can still probably buy the Monika wig: It's Tuesday you little ant

Light
ERBOC? You’re a fucking rip off

Alen
LightAmazingFilms you better fucking STOOOP

Light
I’ve been active much longer while you hate the blacks

Alen
You'll be another one down the stomach if you don't stop talking crap
Im a famous YouTuber I got covered by Chris Ray Gun yo
Erbocancer was better than this whole fucking series bro

Light
Both my rapping and mixing will own you big time you homo
But before you go man take these raps from diogo

Deegle
Hahaha
Sent by my dad, watch me whack
‘Cus this time I won’t cover yo ass
Next time you post this stupid cat
You'll then be banned to Frb black
With my Jarate flow i could kick your ass in tf2
i could kick your ass anyway but tf2 is nice and painful
Turn you to astolfo but I think that would probably end bad
Dude you just got jinxed for insulting your grandad
Ignorant bastard. Taste my silver baller HOOOOOO
Erbocancer contracted aids so it's the end of your show

Fight
not so fast, (Burp) please shut the fuck diogo
I'll take Light on too when I cover for my ErboBruh bro
I’ll stop motion your asses into two fat bitches (TRUE)
You’re getting marked for death, and death is you
Ill take Me Cole and Alen to give you some pain
I’LL SKIN YOU ALIVE FUCKER, RUN YOU OVER WITH A TRAIN
Nothing but anime wigs will be found in your body at last
Cause battles made by the trio will always be the best

Light vs. Alen

F; @fightmarker
A; @alenrb
C; @coledacole

Whitty vs. B-Rabbit. Rap Battle #3

FAC Rap Battles