This is not a Potato Stars song, although two of the members in Spectrochrome played and recorded with us. This song frigging well rocks and should have been a huge hit. Dig it now...

Spectrochrome Ice Cream

The Bill - in rehearsal

Maylands To Graylands - in rehearsal

Live at Jimmy's Den, Northbridge, 5/12/15

Maylands To Graylands (2)- live

Murderous Monkeys - live

This is how the actual songwriting process sounds...

Honey Fly first try

This song will sound a LOT louder pretty soon. Luxuriate in the quietness while you can...

Can't Even - first iteration

Dodgy automated LANDR master of PotStars cover of The Triffids song My Baby Thinks She's A Train

Train  Wrek

Here it is! Rob Agostini's masterful interpretation of a tale told during a phone call from Prozac Boy in which PBoy related his odd "interaction" with Turdstyle's front worm, Adem K, the previous evening at a Simon Day solo show.

Perched miserably alone on a Grosvenor Front Room bar stool, Adem K had spent the entire gig looking suitably proto-emo while five dizzy PotStars danced in joy as their pop hero played his handsome little heart out. 

Buzzing in the wake of such a sweet show, as PBoy passed by Adem K he offered an off-handed, "Great gig, eh!" Prozac proffered his hand in a gentlemanly manner, expecting a damp though cordial handshake in return. A mournful Adem K looked PBoy up and down with the most pitiful measure of disdain a damp squib can muster, then muttered this scarcely conceivable statement, "I'll shake your hand when you're as famous as me".

Speechless upon hearing such unspeakable arrogance, Rob A almost blew his usual cool. Hanging up the phone, he stalked straight into his studio, slammed the soundproof door behind him and set feverishly to work.

The very next afternoon when PBoy checked his mailbox he found, much to his delighted surprise, a hand delivered package from Rob A - a test press of Rob's long promised first solo CD, Vanderlay. In his every spare moment Rob had slaved over this debut album which, incidentally, featured some arse-ripping basslines courtesy of PotStars funky Bass Cadet.

Except now the album included an extra song: a fitting epilogue to Rob Agostini's meisterwork. A song which turned out to be pretty much my favourite song ever. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

I'll Shake Your Hand When You're As Famous As Me

The Bill (remanded) reminds you to not say anything if questioned by the pigs...

The Bill (remanded)

The Bill (Burnside mix)

Maylands To Graylands

Unmixed raw cut of a track about to appear on our next EP Baked

Spider's Web

A track from Potato Stars EP "Baked" launched at the Bassendean Hotel on Friday 10th of February, 2017. Get on it!

Damage Ourselves

Potato Stars I Like It Both Ways (Supernaut cover)

PotStars vs Tomas Ford- I Feel Dirty

Battle Of Wits》live at Mojos March 2020

Potato Stars: the band they couldn't root, shoot or electrocute are not "back", we never went away. Only now we give even less of a fuck than we didn't used to give before.

Twenty fucking five years! Satan help us!

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