Believed to be member of the group PLOY.
 
An enigma hidden behind the cold, unblinking gaze of a visor. Using various sources, and an article in TeenBeat Magazine, we believe his alias is derived from his manufacturing of an automatic weapon using the shrunken bones of a mujadeen, the hinge from a Toyota Hilux tailgate and a gutted 808 knockoff from Roband, a small Czech manufacturing outfit. Eyewitness reports say the weapon, which he christened “The Falconator,” was used through their travels through Siberia, Eastern Germany and Serbia. The sound it emits has successfully been reproduced by Dept. 5412A (which has since been dismantled), and is described as a blend of staccato gunfire with a “wet gurgle”, the signature sound of the Roband 808. Dismantled parts of “The Falconator” were found in various clinics and hospitals located mainly in Klegishmanishtan.

UPDATE SEPTEMBER 27th, 2007: It’s recently come to our attention that he can play passable guitar. Analysts are working on this news to find a connection between this skill and the escape from the Siberian POW camp.

FALCONATOR