Merry christmas, everyone 🎄


Many thanks go to:
* OpenAI - ChatGPT helped me write the lyrics and DALL·E drew the cover art
* freesound.org users Robinhood76, apotter1992, original_sound and AudioPapkin for the following samples:
** https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/87601/
** https://freesound.org/people/apotter1992/sounds/239034/
** https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/333124/
** https://freesound.org/people/original_sound/sounds/376816/
** https://freesound.org/people/AudioPapkin/sounds/511871/

Lyrics:

Invoco te, veni ad me
Per mea sacra sacrificia
Per mea magia nova
Per mea verba potens

Invoco te, veni ad me
Te invoco ut appareas

Locked away for eternity
Trapped in a Christian myth

I'll destroy this world that
has slighted me now that

I am
Finally free

You hope to control me
But you were just a pawn
I'm the master of Christmas
now I'll show you what you've spawned.

Ježíšek, oh holy one
I should not have messed with you
Ježíšek, oh holy one 
What have I done, what shall I do?

Humans only know me
As a vapid symbol
Of a holiday
That has lost its meaning

Worship me with cards
Worship me with presents
But you do not know
The power that I'm wielding

I am an eternal being
Beyond your sense of understanding
Your petty squabbles and your greed
Are nothing to me, they have no meaning

I grow stronger every second
I've come to claim my throne
You'll see what happens when you mess
With the power of Christmas

Ježíšek, oh holy one
I should not have messed with you
Ježíšek, oh holy one
What have I done, what shall I do?

I have got to find a way
To banish you back where you came
I'll use any spell I can
To save myself and the people of this

Land

Now I'll show you the error of your ways
I'll wipe out your civilization
You'll know the true meaning of Christmas
When you're begging for 

Salvation

Per mea verba exorcistica
per mea aqua sancta
per mea cruce sacra
te renuo ut discedas

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