Once you listen you'll totally agree that this is the case, and you will never be able to unsee the horrifying image of Mike Pence having Steamy Gay Sex to this Song. Sorry.

Vice Presidential Candidate Mike Pence Once Had Steamy Gay Sex to this Song

"Movie of the Year, Two Thumbs Up"
-Melania Trump

Getting Strange Looks from Old People and Wondering if it's Something You're Wearing

A heavy, nasty, beat that moves nice and slow. Vaguely reminiscent of the work of Fatima al-Qadiri. Pairs nicely with red wine, sharp cheeses, and military-backed interim governments.

The Barbarians are at the Gates and Wanted to Ask if You'd Like Takeout Chinese

This is a recut of Starfleet Beat: Faster and Reloaded. I've scrapped the boring bits, added more fun bits, and retooled it into an even dirtier banger than before. It's now 5 1/2 minutes of spaceship noises and synth riffs. 

Starfleet Beat: Ultra Mondo Extended Cut

Do you need a very badass soundtrack for when you come in from nowhere and F**k S***t Up? It is right here. Getting that head nod to this dope shit is nothing compared to achieving galactic domination.

We've Come To F**k S**t Up: The Musical

A fast-paced and heavily distorted track perfect for kicking off an absolute rager.

The Grind

A quick heads up: this is the backing beat to "Sharks of Industry (Marsellus Wallace)". The lyrics are written, I simply have to find someone I like to rap them over this track. Another quick heads up: yes, this is a tango rhythm. People have rapped over weird things before, and they will do the same way after rap and its stylistics are taught in college level Classical Music courses 200 years from now. Tough titties, hip hop purists. Learn to have some fun.

Sharks of Industry (Marsellus Wallace): Stripped, no lyrics

Conspiracy Theorized

I've been told some of my music (what's online here and what I save for the occasional set) is especially "video gamey." The term is thrown around a bunch these days whenever someone talks about some mediocre-ass white EDM person, but I kinda see that (I'm technically a white person and some might say I am mediocre, but NEVER suggest I write EDM I SWEAR OMG afjoewijroiaprewrew). I was sorta going for the type of track you might hear during a really dope boss fight or something in a sci-fi/beat-em-up type situation. Wrote this after seeing a Gaslamp Killer show and I think that's pretty clear if you give it a listen. Sorta feels longer than it is, which is good I guess since it's under 2:30. I've been talking with some friends who are in the video game biz. Who knows, you might hear my shit over your next favorite indie RPG.

These Boots are Made for Walking (On Nazi Throats)

This is my prospective theme song for an X Files reboot can I marry Dana Scully now please *seductively puts on tinfoil hat*

This was a sorta rough cut and I was gonna wait on uploading until I tightened things up a bit, but I'm like 90% cool with how I mastered the track and getting to 100% satisfaction would probably involve at least a year and lots of crying/adderall.

I Want to Believe

When I was talking about queer radical space, I meant queer radical *space*. I wanna get some enbys on Mars is what I'm saying here. Next astronaut gotta have blue hair and make cis men feel uncomfortable with their urges.

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