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Strap in, turn the neon up to 11, and blast your pecs into orbit — Duke Blaster: Alien Hunter is the unapologetically over-the-top retro-synth-metal-funk-rock space opera you didn’t know you needed.

This concept album follows intergalactic badass Duke Blaster as he vaporizes his way across the cosmos — flexing through laser fights, heartbreak, zero-gravity workouts, and one painfully awkward alien booty call. It’s like if Streets of Rage, Doom, and Flash Gordon had a lovechild raised on protein powder and VHS tapes.

From "Laser Pecs & Rocket Reps" to the emotional power ballad with lasers "I Left My Ex on Planet Vex", and the grand finale "Credits Roll: Peace Through Overkill", this 11-track journey is drenched in satire, stacked with riffs, and powered by enough synth to melt a wormhole.

So if you like your music loud, neon-drenched, and just barely emotionally stable, welcome aboard.
You’re not just listening… you’re joining the Blasterverse.

💬 “She had eight arms… and still let go.” – Duke Blaster

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Credits Roll Peace Through Overkill

Reclaim the New World on
iTunes, Spotify, G-Play: https://fanlink.to/attackontitanrap

Lyrics:
It’s NLJ I’m reclaiming the new world 

born from the scorching lightning, my origin’s horrifying
transform into a Titan
you swore that you abhorred  genetically modifying
till you’re finding
a giant among the mice 
defiant with the hunger of a lion

These rappers want to eat me alive
it’s easy to thrive
when all of you need me to survive
see Otherwise  the city would’ve been breached over time
I’m a behemoth but what you perceive is a feeble disguise 
  
see me flowing  through the  sky
I’m the  only  asian  guy
 
livin on this planet
that could spit it 
with residual damage
you miniscule compared 
to my standin
On the roof when I 
hit you with the cannon, doo doo
 
 you know that I am sure to break a 4th wall
 salute that survey corps  for the role call
  it’s been so long, hundred years with no prob
 it’s been so long, since you heard a dope song

now I’m back, still slayin with the dual swords
 the reclamation of the new world

Advancin in three dimensions like x y z
Examine your zealotry by
Exalting walls, but they fall
when I’m walkin up on the street
and stompin on all who flee
 a monster without a conscious
But who is stoppin me?
brap

I’m comin for the king in the castle that’s
guarded by corruption, I feed em to the cattle
 your bullets are nothin, you just slinging gravel
Hardened and toughened, because I’m about to bring the battle

see that  smoke up  in the  sky
I’m the only rapper  alive

pickin off these flies
kill em with a spin, it’s quicker than Levi
start another fight with a sharper knife
I’m an armored titan, with the key where the secrets hide

Listen, I am sure to break a 4th wall
reppin that survey corps  for the role call
it’s been so long, hundred years with no prob
it’s been so long, since you heard a dope song

now I’m back, still rockin with the dual swords
it’s the reclamation of the new world
the reclamation of the human world

the reclamation of the new world

New World (Attack on Titan Remix

New World

📺 Music Video

ATTACK ON TITAN RAP

Ruberiot Song - SVTFOE

WFT:
Another trainer just like me! But you could use some muscle...
I see you locking eyes with me! You intend to tussle!
I’m sorry! I forgot! You never lock fists yourself!
You only claim to be the brains while you hurt your partners health! 
From FireRed to LeafGreen, to your reboot in Alola
To your defeat at Mt. Silver, I’d say you’re a sore loser
So Wii Fit wants to battle! You’re the one that I’ve chosen!
It’s time to get out of your shell, come on! Let’s do some poses!

Squirtle:
(SQUIRTLE!)
This water starter beats foes, it’s time to win this fight clean!
If you want to see me pose, check the victory screen!
The only thing your games ever gave anyone was back pain!
With a verse that bad you’ve got no effort to train! 
Don’t need my squad to back me up when I grab the mic
Thinking that I don’t have flow? Just recheck my type!
Since you like to get your steps in I’ll make this one quick
You and your game are synonymous, you never get picked!

WFT:
Squirtle’s seeing stars! It hurt itself in its confusion!
How can you act like you’re the best when you can’t reach your evolutions?
Use your core! Maybe then you could muster up some strength! 
Even if you’re sore, there’s always time to stretch those legs!

Ivysaur:
(SAUR!)
Thinking you’re fit to fight us? I’ll Vine Whip you into shape!
No jackknife can cut a Razor Leaf to the face 
Begone! No one wants to see you practice form again
So unneeded in the game that I could call you Chorus Men
What’s your next held item you’ll pull out of the trash?
You’re like the gym leader of a sixth-grade phys ed class! 
Leech Seed a Tree Pose? You’re nothing more than a sap! 
There’s only one thing worse than your final smash - your rap!

WFT:
It’s time to breathe deeply. This trainer never flees!
I remember when you were top tier! Oh no, a C&D...
There’s no “ivysaur” in team when it comes to Ash but
Every day’s a Sunny Day when you choose to salute the sun! 

Charizard:
(RAAAH!)
Should have left the sun blocked when it comes to Zard’s turn
Leaving you flushed and Red, that’s it, feel the sunburn
So you were sitting there bored, thinking we were a challenge
Brought your board to this match, this’ll still be un-balanced
Here to rock when I Smash, it’s a breeze to break planks
Jumping through hoops for jokes and you’re still shooting blanks 
So let’s get fired up--try not to throw some Wii Fits 
And deep breathe all you want; you can’t out-spit a Flare Blitz!

WFT:
You’re so self-destructive, both you and your health drop
Fix your BMI level, you should know that Stealth Rocks
Super effective when I rap, allow me to demonstrate
I’ll leave you crippled like Sakurai taking your mega away
It’s okay! It doesn’t matter that you lost your best form! 
It’s alright to be alone- like you in Smash 4! 
A healthy lifestyle? I’m living it! You’re rapping here like you’re Winging it!
Three fights but no KOs, maybe Leaf should be the one who’s bringin it
When you made the switch to Switch, most of your fanbase moved on
…. And just like that, half of your pokedex is gone 
It doesn’t matter who wins this battle, I’ve collected my Zen 
In another five years you’ll just remake this fight again 

Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard: 
You’ll be beat in a Flash! See a REAL Skull Bash! 
Just wait for Wii Fit to lose and go drop all her cash 
And if I was a leaker for the next smash 
There’s about a zero percent chance that you’d come back
You couldn’t take us one on one! Here’s a combo attack!
Hydro Pump! Solarbeam! Fire Blast! Take that!
Triple Finish left you diminished, three times the harm!
Well it looks like in this matchup, third time’s the charm!


GarbageGothic as Wii Fit Trainer
Adam as Squirtle
Mancha as Ivysaur
HyperJacob96 as Charizard

Mixing by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by YD Geon

Ruberiot Song - SVTFOE

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